Media Musings
Phil Mushnick of the NY Post broke the news this morning that former Jets/Browns coach Eric Mangini is joining ESPN as an analyst this season. But who is the other guy they’re hiring? A couple days ago I was told ESPN will be bringing in a Hall of Famer as an analyst, and I was given two hints: He hadn’t previously worked at another network, and he had been to multiple Super Bowls. The three guys that jumped out at me are Russ Grimm, Art Monk and Jim Kelly. Scan the list of Hall of Famers, let me know what you come up with. ESPN has confirmed a Hall of Famer is going to be hired shortly, but wouldn’t give up the name.
[UPDATE: It isn't Jim Kelly.]
Fox Sports:
Three hires this week, and two of them were plucked from newspapers: Jennifer Floyd Engel from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Greg Couch (formerly of Fanhouse and the Sporting News) and Reid Forgrave, who used to work at the Des Moines Register. When I tweeted this news yesterday, most people were aware of the first two writers – due to location, one would assume they’ll cover the Cowboys and Bears/Midwest NFL teams pretty heavily – but were unaware of Forgrave’s work. Based on some of the topics he’s tackled and the fact that he’s been a finalist for this award, the guess here is that he’ll be a takeout writer.
ESPN:
ESPN’s Bruce Feldman is alive! First he appeared at Pac-10 media day last week, and then Feldman’s first blog post in awhile went up August 1st (it’s tucked behind the Insider wall), and by awhile I mean, “first time since that Mike Leach shitstorm hit.” Feldman, if you recall, was “paralyzed” by the firestorm his alleged suspension created a few weeks back, and still hasn’t tweeted. There was even speculation that his contract might be up for renewal soon, and he might not return to ESPN.
Contracts are a dicey issue at ESPN because it’s difficult to nail down exactly when someone’s contract is up. Take Pat Forde. His name seems to come up constantly in the rumor mill as a guy who might leave ESPN when his contract is up, and obviously, he’d generate a lot of interest based on his body of work. But when is it up? It is believed to be up this Fall, and if you believe the chatter, then maybe Forde could leave. But on the heels of this Feldman situation – let’s just assume for a moment that he leaves – could ESPN.com possibly lose two heavy college football hitters? The obvious destination for either of them would be Yahoo, although perhaps Fox Sports wants to give Thayer Evans some help and add a writer, or maybe CBS Sports wants to bring in another writer (it added Brett McMurphy earlier this year). CBS has in recent months bolstered its college basketball coverage, so perhaps it is determined to become the spot for college sports.
TV:
Why is NESN’s Heidi Watney pictured here? I don’t know … because one photo of Eric Mangini on the front was enough of that guy? How about this – we’ll use Watney’s photo in this space until she leaves Boston. If the scuttlebutt is true, we’ll need to find a new photo in the coming months.
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August 3rd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Can we get another Cardinals/TLR bashing post? I haven’t seen enough false outrage yet today.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
We don’t need a reason at all. But thanks.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Great picture of Heidi.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
You wanted to put an even bigger smile on my face as I leave work early for golf league.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Serious question. Is there a particular reason why black people are disproportionately represented on studio shows? Demographic of people watching are mostly white right? Whitey don’t like watching Whitey on TV? White guilt?
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
hmmm. I actually enjoy posts like this.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Here’s a tip: Don’t wipe back to front.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Figured Yahoo! Sports Radio might deserve a mention.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Because execs believe black people will watch if there’s a “black voice” on the show, or a representative of the black sports fan. It’s like this in every media. They also like to show off diversity, which is why you’ll see a black guy, an asian guy, a latin guy and a woman at most stations. Supposedly studies have shown that people are more inclined to watch a program if they can identify with someone on air. You connect more with someone your own race, subliminally.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
NESN’s Heidi Watney
Easy on the eyes.
MANGENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Damn. She’s real pretty.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
At the risk of sounding sexist, I can’t stand female announcers or sideline reporters. In fact sideline reporters in general are generally useless.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
really? his body of crap work would generate a lot of interest?
nobody goes to espn to read forde, they go to espn period. nobody’s reading jason sobel now that he’s writing for the golf channel, and he was a legitimately GOOD writer, not some piece of shit like forde.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
GEN Shatner, I’d like to generally agree with this generalization.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Wow, someone mark today on the calendar!
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Amber Theoharis > Heidi Twatney
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Who’s that smokeshow blonde (who appeared in a pretty pink bikini) at the Golf Channel?
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Fuck. I type goods.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Amber Theoharis > Heidi Twatney
/queues up google machine
NO.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Nevermind. Found her. Lauren Thompson.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I am 100% agree.
/Jay V
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Thats because they’re terrible. It’s not sexist if it’s justified.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I can tell she’s insane. Although that may just be a terrible pic of her face.
/cue “She has a face?” comment
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
It’s tiresome watching mushmouth Sharpe or ‘rites of patches’ emmitt smiff making fool of themselves. Atleast hire qualified candidates.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
In fact sideline reporters in general are generally useless
Put the gals in bikinis and have them deep throat random fruits/meats in between questions. And if they decide to dye their hair brown or wear glasses fire them. Or if they are named Andrea Kramer.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I really wish Lisk wrote the 49ers post.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
They’re former players, who are generally (in general terms…general) terrible to begin with. In baseball it may work – except for McCarver – but football they’re all terrible.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Nevermind. Found her. Lauren Thompson.
/burns hole in pants
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I came here for the A-Rod post
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
They’re a competitor now. Fuck ‘em.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
It generally does not work. Most former players are terrible on tv.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
/burns hole in pants
You have a dragon in your pants?
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
In baseball it may work – except for McCarver and Joe fucking Morgan and Rob Dibble and…. – but football they’re all terrible.
Fixed.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
You can cross his name off the list, he is an assistant head coach for the Cardinals and is looking for a head coaching job. He must suck at interviews because he keeps getting them, but never gets hired.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
On YES they’re actually pretty good (except Flaherty, who would still be riding the 4 train if he didn’t have an assistant to tell him when to get off)
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I came here for the A-Rod post
I linked to it awhile back CJ… I guess the powers that be didn’t think it was post-worthy.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Forgot about Morgan. He’s gone a year and I completely forget about him.
I’m kinda happy about that.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Lauren Thompson’s great divide is about thisclose to popping out in that bikini shot.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
On ESPN, MLB TV, and CSN they are all pretty much garbage.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
If he gets suspended that’s some serious bullshit. How can you suspend a baseball player who gambling, albeit possibly illegally, but not on baseball? He wasn’t arrested.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
If he gets suspended that’s some serious bullshit. How can you suspend a baseball player who gambling, albeit possibly illegally, but not on baseball?
Bud told him not to do 5 years ago. Don’t piss off the Bud-man.
/waits for “unless you do steroids” retort and other Bud-criticisms
//team Bud
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Not a fan of Harold Reynolds, Aaron Boone, Fernando Vina or Kruk? Nomar is awful, I’ll give you that.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Lauren Thompson’s great divide is about thisclose to popping out in that bikini shot
Camel toe, eh?
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Who got kicked out of a hall of fame?
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Isn’t it illegal to play in those underground games, hence why they’re called “underground?” Also, the commish told him to stop going to them the first time he got busted, and apparently is flipping double middles at him by continuing to go.
So fuck A-Roid, get him out of baseball!
/last part may have been driven by strong anti-Yankees stance
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
We’re talking about a sport that happily uses fan votes to determine all-star teams who battle for homefield advantage in its championship series, use goes from 25 to 40-man rosters the final month of the season, believes fat and old is the best requirement to be an umpire, and chooses the human element over instant replay. Of course ARod could be suspended.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
You have a dragon in your pants?
You have no idea.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Bring back Orestes Destrades!
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I think it would depend on the circumstances and the type of people ARod was consorting with.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Not even close. The bikini is that small down there. It’s quite marvelous, actually.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I will be fucking PISSED if A-Rod gets suspended. Eduardo Nunez is giving me heartburn already.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Also, the NFL is 70% black and the NBA is like 84% black. I don’t think Hockey has any black studio people/coaches, everybody seems to be fine with that.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I wish BBTN was still watchable. I don’t care so much for ESPN becoming watchable but I loved when it was Wingo/Ravich, Reynolds, Schowalter and Valentine.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I will be fucking PISSED if A-Rod gets suspended. Eduardo Nunez is giving me heartburn already
Maybe Bud will go the Stern-route and just force him to play basketball for 2 years.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Kruk is OK. The rest of those guys are awful. Mitch Williams and Dan Plesac are pretty horrible too.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I wish BBTN was still watchable.
It makes me sad. It used to be the only show on ESPN I’d actually watch aside from live events. Now it’s just terrible.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I think it would have helped if posts about West coast teams don’t go up 10 minutes before noon, local time.
/Assuming a post about the Raiders is tomorrow
//Team Liquidate Al Davis
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
he has a clique that sits behind the first base line, that takes bets on if his throws will actually make it safely to first.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Like Matt Millen? Who basically proved he has no idea what he’s talking about based on his tenure in Detroit?
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
MLB Tonight is the way to go for all-things baseball. Fantastic analysis, humor, full game clips and highlights, and proper use of the English language.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
The Mayor is splendid. I actually like most of the MLB Network people.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
MLB Tonight is the way to go for all-things baseball. Fantastic analysis, humor, full game clips and highlights, and proper use of the English language.
Yep… really wish they had some eye candy at the desk though.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Kruk is OK. The rest of those guys are awful.
I agree that Kruk has become OK. But I submit that this has nothing to do with Kruk getting better at his job (though he does have a better camera presence than the others…probably because of his girth), but rather that he is surrounded with increasingly horrible former player analysts. The floor of quality has sunk faster than he has, and so he comes out looking better.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Thursday night NFL games are muted in the Dub apartment.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
I like when Buster is on there. Jayson Stark, not so much.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Hazel Mae.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
I think ESPN started going downhill when they made the Bottom Line a permanent feature, instead of keeping it at the 28 and 58 update. Then they started adding everything else, which brings us to today’s “ESPN Budweiser Hot Seat brought to you by Verizon”
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Firmly anti-this. Please keep him around as long as possible to keep fucking that organization’s couch.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Hazel Mae.
Not a fan of the Asians. Also, she’s not at the desk much.
/team trenni
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Two things:
1) That name is so unattractive.
2) She’s on at like 5 p.m.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Buster isn’t bad. As long as they keep Gammons away.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
I so want to dip my egg roll in Hazel Mae.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Buster isn’t bad. As long as they keep Gammons away.
Gammons is with the MLB Network now, right? I though I saw him struggling through a sentence the other day.
/presses down arrow on elevator to hell
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Dan Plesac is a cliche machine. He’s garbage. Williams is OK, I guess.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
You’re more picky with women than CJ is with food.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
I believe so. I just remember him before God awful on BBTN. Not sure why.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Micro-Bikini’s… cool in pictures, a little disturbing in person,especially if they are not at least an 8 or above
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
You’re more picky with women than CJ is with food.
If they all looked like Heidi Watney we wouldn’t have a problem.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
With a name like that, there’s no way she wasn’t born all ready in her fifties.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Gammons’ stroke really fucked up his mind. It’s not Corso levels, but he’s just not good. He babbles and provides little insight. I’d guess age is catching up to him, too. He’s gotta be mid-70s.
/wishes age would catch up to Lou Holtzth
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:12 PM
See you there
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
WHY DO THE MLBN GUYS SCREAM AT ME FOR EVERY PLAY ON MLB TONIGHT!!!!!!!1
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Pretty sure Hazel Mae was dismissed from the Red Sox for fucking their players. That’s great hustle.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Micro-Bikini’s… cool in pictures, a little disturbing in person,especially if they are not at least an 8 or above
So do you guys think that at some point in our lives, bathing suits will just be optional? I mean… jesus, some of the things I saw at the pool the other day… they might as well be nude. The “white” see-through bikini I saw was quite nice. The pepperoni’s she was sporting.. not so much.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Pretty sure Hazel Mae was dismissed from the Red Sox for fucking their players. That’s great hustle
Trenni always likes to drop in how she got asked out by a lot of the players but turned them down. Not sure whether I believe her or not.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
How else could she get the inside scoop?
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
shouldn’t that repulse you as a Bahstan hater?
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Last night Mitch Williams basically called Kuroda a loser and a terrible person for not waiving his no trade clause even though it was the last year of the deal. It was hilarious.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
You’d all bang Casey Anthony too. Don’t lie. We have no need for your morals and pride here.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Inside scoop = letting the guys inside
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
I would, definitely.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Did you see our little talk in the Harbaugh thread?
/would you?
//…….. yeah, I would
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Did you see our little talk in the Harbaugh thread?
/would you?
//…….. yeah, I would
Unreal… you guys must go hoggin’ at the trailer park on a monthly basis.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Met Amber thru some mutual friends about 6 or 7 years ago. Very nice girl and she put up with my insults towards Baltimore and the Baltimore tv market without getting too angry. Good to see she is successful.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
NDub… did you see the mug shot of that guy who killed that law student down in your neck-of-the woods? He definitely looks innocent…. Wowzers.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Yes, very good. You caught on. Bravo.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
/typed while being fed delicious grapes and fanned with large, near-extinct rainforest leaves by three dimepieces
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Inside scoop = letting the guys inside
Yes, very good. You caught on. Bravo.
He’s going to finally figure out where babies come from in 3…. 2…. 1…
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:21 PM
team amanda knox and charlize theron as eileen wournos
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Yeah, dude, I’ve seen it a few times b/c they’ve had him as a person of interest for a while. I went by the apt. a few weekends ago (drunk) and saw the memorial. My friend proceeded to plank in front of it for a photo opportunity.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
/typed while being fed delicious grapes and fanned with large, near-extinct rainforest leaves by
threefour dimepiecesFixed.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
dammit.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Unreal… you guys must go hoggin’ at the trailer park on a monthly basis.
What’s unreal about it? Putting everything else aside, she’s not bad looking.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:25 PM
What’s unreal about it? Putting everything else aside, she’s not bad looking.
She looks like a 12 year-old with a 30 year-old meth addicts body.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:25 PM
I’m still enamored with Stacey Dales. It amazes me she used to be a WNBA player at one time. Apparently she’s the one in a million.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Sorry I’m late, but I would absolutely wreck Hazel Mae.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:26 PM
My friend proceeded to plank in front of it for a photo opportunity.
Gotta pay yo’ respects.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Your entrance more than made up for your tardiness.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Yea, NDub. I’d hate fuck the shit out of Casey Anthony. As I’ve said on here before.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:28 PM
She looks like a 12 year-old with a 30 year-old meth addicts body.
I don’t deny the latter, but the former is a bit much. Put it this way, given a choice between hate fucking her or Nancy Grace, I’m going to go with Casey Anthony every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:29 PM
That makes about 8-1 willing to take Casey Anthony to Pound Town.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Same.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:29 PM
I suppose you’d “win” any morning after story session …
I concur on her being attractive.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:30 PM
9-1
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:30 PM
I concur on her being attractive.
Really? I don’t see it. Girl needs to get on the Proactiv.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:30 PM
I think I’d harbor more hate for Nancy.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:31 PM
10-1.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:31 PM
We can quibble over levels of attractiveness if you like, but if it’s a yes/no thing, she gets a yes.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Might as well make it 11-1. I’d hate f her.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
It is my goal that you hook up with a girl with one of the following in Athens:
a.) large forehead
b.) “fat” according to cassino standards
c.) pizzaface
d.) something even Jersey wouldn’t touch
We’re breaking you. It’s time. This needs to happen for your own good.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
10-1.
My reason and judgment on attractiveness stand firm. I shall not concede.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I mean, you make mistakes so that you learn from them? Am I wrong here? AM I WRONG?
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I think I’d harbor more hate for Nancy.
Nancy Grace’s voice is an erection killer. Couldn’t do it.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
It sucks that they don’t have a streaming app for my phone yet.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
This right here. We aren’t debating shit but whether or not there will be penis penetration in some, or all, of her openings.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I’m with SC. I’m actually rooting for ATL_Badger to fuck a 5.5 in Athens.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
a.) large forehead
For the record, while most of you were bashing “large foreheads” I’ve always been on /team forehead size doesn’t matter. So the fact that this meme gets stuck with me is a bit of an annoyance. The others simply won’t happen. My standards are admittedly high, but I do alright for myself. If that means going through a few slumps every now and then, I think it’s worth it.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:34 PM
/adds a joke about hindsight’s 20/20 vision
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Do those girls exist? I just assumed they were mythical creatures.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:35 PM
If I had to guess, I’d bet Casey is a willing fan of the latter.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:35 PM
I’m with SC. I’m actually rooting for ATL_Badger to fuck a 5.5 in Athens.
You can get me drunk and try as hard as you can, but if I don’t find her attractive, nothings going to happen. My friends have tried for years. They’ve yet to break me.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
That sounds like a damn challenge, glove thrown on the ground and shit!
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I admire your resilience in the face of this adversity.
/team celebrates all shapes and sizes
//mostly
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Perhaps you’ve gone hogging all these years but have yet to realize it because you’ve been drunk and your friends have let you enjoy your fun. The turn the other cheek approach, if you will.
/I’m right
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
For the record, I would not sleep with Casey Anthony. I might’ve had sex with her before I knew she killed her kid, but even then, she’s like a 6.5.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:38 PM
11-2.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Perhaps you’ve gone hogging all these years but have yet to realize it because you’ve been drunk and your friends have let you enjoy your fun. The turn the other cheek approach, if you will.
No. I’ve never woken up the next morning, rolled over, and gone “awww shit.” Not once. I don’t have beer goggles. It’s a gift.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Same.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:40 PM
11-3.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:40 PM
It’s a rout! We could even give ATL an extra for being so adamant.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:40 PM
I feel like we need Larry King to narrate this thread for the late arrivals. If someone comes in now and asks “what the hell are you guys talking about?” Larry would put down his cigarette and his scotch and say “If you’re just joining us we’re discussing Casey Anthony: Would you penetrate her with your penis given a chance? Next caller, Missoula, Montana, you’re on the air”.
/has put too much thought into this.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:41 PM
I don’t have beer goggles. It’s a gift.
These are famous last words.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Love Heidi Watney. you can run her picture every day on TBL.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:44 PM
If the option at the end of a drunken night is either 1) go get my penis wet or 2) stick to some made up ridiculous hotness quotient, I’m getting my penis wet unless it’s just a blatantly fat and/or ugly chick.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:46 PM
THIS MEME WILL STICK FOREVER.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:46 PM
If the option at the end of a drunken night is either 1) go get my penis wet or 2) stick to some made up ridiculous hotness quotient, I’m getting my penis wet unless it’s just a blatantly fat and/or ugly chick
The half hour of “goodness” that would come from banging a fat chick isn’t worth it for me. The whole time in my head I’d be going “I don’t find this girl attractive, ew.” I’d rather go home and fire some knuckle children into the shower wall and get a good night’s sleep.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Sounds like a you problem.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:48 PM
For the record, I would not sleep with Casey Anthony. I might’ve had sex with her before I knew she killed her kid, but even then, she’s like a 6.5.
Before the ALLEGED murder, you would not do THIS after a few drinks? Bullshit
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Ok, we’ve identified the issue. Get out of your own head. We can work on this.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:49 PM
that’s why you don’t feel bad for finishing early. squirt n’ split. you’re wasting like 28 minutes by sticking around that long.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Are you sure you’re male? Because it’s not sounding like you are. Personally, when I’m in the middle of fucking a girl I’m only thinking about what position I’m going to do next. I’m not pumping her thinking about exactly how she looks. Once that shit’s done, then she’s gone and it’s over with.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:51 PM
squirt n’ split
The good ole Sparty Justice.
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Are you sure you’re male? Because it’s not sounding like you are.
/check pants
//pretty sure
August 3rd, 2011 at 5:02 PM
You say that like it’s a BAD thing. I’d hit it like it was a baby seal.
August 3rd, 2011 at 5:10 PM
That’s why I said ‘might’. She’s not ugly or anything, but she’s not especially attractive.
August 3rd, 2011 at 10:00 PM
The half hour of “goodness” that would come from banging a fat chick isn’t worth it for me. The whole time in my head I’d be going “I don’t find this girl attractive, ew.”
That’s what eyelids are for.