Watch a Cheerleader Ask Kobe For a Kiss, Then Laugh at His Response

All, Cheerleaders, NBA, Video Jason McIntyre August 2nd. 2011, 11:00am

“Not here.” Nice smirk, Kobe.

As you were.

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39 Responses to “Watch a Cheerleader Ask Kobe For a Kiss, Then Laugh at His Response”

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mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:05 AM
“Not here.” Nice smirk, Kobe.
doesn’t even sound like he says “Not here.” I can’t quite make it out, but it’s more like “Nah, I can’t” really fast.
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ms621 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:07 AM
“Nah not here, but act like you’re bringing a fresh towel to my hotel room later and I’ll give you a nice surprise”.
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YYSA Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:07 AM
If Kobe goes to China, in 20 years there is going to be mysterious crop of Chinese basketball prospects with names like Jeljel Bean Lee and Beko Chang
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jim Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:09 AM
“Not here.”
So he’s taking her to Colorado?
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ms621 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:12 AM
If Kobe goes to China, in 20 years there is going to be mysterious crop of Chinese basketball prospects with names like Jeljel Bean Lee and Beko Chang
I thought that putting it in the butt prevented your swimmers from reaching the ultimate destination.
/scratches another anal sex joke off the list
//sips coffee
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spencer096 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:14 AM
doesn’t even sound like he says “Not here.” I can’t quite make it out, but it’s more like “Nah, I can’t” really fast.
since you can’t make it out, i’ll clue you in…he says “not here.”
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FredSanford Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Slow day?
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mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:16 AM
since you can’t make it out, i’ll clue you in…he says “not here.”
hell, you’re absolutely right! thanks, spencer.
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YYSA Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:17 AM
I thought that putting it in the butt prevented your swimmers from reaching the ultimate destination.
Well word has it that he no will no longer be going to the hole like that in China. He is going to stay on the perimeter and run a really vanilla game.
/veal
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traderjack21 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:19 AM
I thought that putting it in the butt prevented your swimmers from reaching the ultimate destination.
/scratches another anal sex joke off the list
//sips coffee
/hands ms621 a $20
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blazers34 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:20 AM
who gives a shit?
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devang Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:20 AM
“Not here. Do you have Anal Cunt?”
….
“I meant the band…geez!”
/scratches yet another anal sex joke off the list.
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YYSA Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:20 AM
who gives a shit?
That girls father.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Kobe, pimpin’ since been pimpin since been pimpin.
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ms621 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Pretty quiet around here today.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM
That girls father.
Ben Roethlisberger’s new father-in-law thinks that cheerleader’s dad doesn’t know the kind of holiday gifts he’s going to miss out on.
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traderjack21 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM
we’re all trying to come up with anal sex jokes.
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spencer096 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Kobe, pimpin’ since been pimpin since been pimpin.
love the 2nd half.
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jim Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Pretty quiet around here today.
I think we need to send out the Hernia-signal for Yardwork.
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traderjack21 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:37 AM
I was hoping for a yardwork where I could discuss the look of cluelessness on Adam Dunn’s face last night against C.C. Sabathia
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jekyll Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:38 AM
“No I can’t do that.”
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ms621 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Since Yardwork isn’t up yet, I can only assume Hernia got high on the fumes from his hair gel and is in a corner twitching while spewing out nonsensical Eric Hosmer jokes.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Has Kobe ever shut down Rucker park? No? Ok nothing to see here. Shutting down Rucker park is on my bucket list.
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traderjack21 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:39 AM
/flashback day
//cranks up Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
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traderjack21 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
speaking of yardwork, great job by the Reds catcher last night dropping the ball allowing houston to get the walk-off win
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ms621 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:42 AM
speaking of yardwork, great job by the Reds catcher last night dropping the ball allowing houston to get the walk-off win
I like to think he did it out of sympathy.
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traderjack21 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:43 AM
also speaking of yardwork, Andy Williams should not be on a major league roster. He blows dead bear in Boston’s bullpen. Tito Francona still hasn’t realized he shouldn’t use Bard against Cleveland. Tribe owns Daniel
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TheBigLead Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:43 AM
“Come on, not here”
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TheBigLead Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:45 AM
no yardwork today
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WheresWallace Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:47 AM
I have $10 that was a dude.
/south asian stereotype
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T-Bone: Bear Pounder Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:48 AM
speaking of yardwork, great job by the Reds catcher last night dropping the ball allowing houston to get the walk-off win
I vomited and then went to sleep
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SpacemanSpiff Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:50 AM
“no, i can’t kiss ya”
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ms621 Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 11:53 AM
no yardwork today
So Hernia IS high then….
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roger from oz Says:
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I heard it very clearly. He said, “I only do that shit in Colorado hotels. Get your ass over there and I’ll take care of business.”
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Jamster62 Says:
August 4th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I love how people like to make stuff up. Maybe folks are trying to be funny. As Jekyll stated, he tells her: “No. No, I can’t do that.” Why would he even think of telling her: “No, not here” with video and audio going?
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sousedbergin Says:
July 13th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I’m drunk, how the fuck did I get here?
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 13th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
I’m drunk, how the fuck did I get here?
and you brought us with you. Part of the journey, bro. Part of the journey.
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sousedbergin Says:
July 13th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I’m drunk, how the fuck did I get here?
and you brought us with you. Part of the journey, bro. Part of the journey
I like it here, it feels roomy. Room to stretch out the feet. SROD how come they don’t make woman like Rita Heyward anymore?
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 13th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
how come they don’t make woman like Rita Heyward anymore?
I wish I knew, soused. She was yummy, no doubt.
Something to be said about women “back then”. IMO, a lot of famous women today don’t have that poise or class like Rita did then.