More Video of Kevin Durant’s 66 Points At Rucker Park
Kevin Durant burnt New York City to the ground last night as he torched a group of “busters” at Rucker Park to the tune of 66 points. Everybody has been freaking out about the video of Durant knocking down 4 consecutive 30-footers, but this video shows that he also did a little work inside, including some nasty dunks. Each basket is capitalized with some mean-mugging and riotous applause from the fans in attendance.
It’s a very intense Kevin Durant we’re seeing in this summer league game. Can you imagine the hate that would flow if LeBron James acted like this? It would probably be proportional to the love that KD is getting as he preens for the adoring Rucker Park crowd.
[vid via @JohnCTownsend]
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August 2nd, 2011 at 2:00 PM
What just happened? Hasn’t this been up for a few hours already?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:00 PM
It’s going to get ugly around here if there’s no NBA season. If we get into December with no games, I think I might be able to convince TBL to post a video of my son and his friends dunking on an 8-foot basket.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:00 PM
I think that putting a lemon wedge in my water bottle was the best idea I have had in a really long time. It is a big water bottle and so I have to put a really big wedge in there. It just makes the water so much more exciting.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Good post.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
It’s going to get ugly around here if there’s no NBA season.
Only if we have to keep seeing videos and posts like this.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Is this post a joke?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Another post about this? You’re kidding, right? Certainly, there must be something else in sports to post about.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:04 PM
My wife and I battle over this. Lemon in water is fantastic in my opinion. She freaking hates it though. She likes lemon…just not in water. I find that odd.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:04 PM
I scored 28 in my Rec League last week!
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Jersey was right. I think that was Cam in the FSU hat.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
TJ
How about these cows fighting off a bear.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
So let me get this straight. It’s Aug. 2 and there have been 2 summer league posts and 0 baseball posts. Planning several hockey posts for Sept. 8?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:06 PM
The baseball season ended Sunday, so that’s out. Hockey hasn’t started up yet, so that’s out. Yeah, not really much to talk about aside from KD dominating non-NBA players.
And those really didn’t look like 30 footers in the videos either, maybe 22-24 feet. Most playgrounds I grew up on weren’t exactly NBA officially sized.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:06 PM
I read something once about getting lemon in your water at restaurants, and how you should never do it because of cross-contamination in the kitchen. made sense to me.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:06 PM
No Yardwork is completely my fault.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:07 PM
I see no reason why Top Shelf shouldn’t return this fall.
Cucumber is great in your water bottle too, pki. Try it out.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:07 PM
No Yardwork is completely my fault.
It’s not too late
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
No Yardwork is completely my fault
Don’t worry, Tim Ryan, we completely understand that it’s your fault.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
I’ve heard the same thing. I still always do it.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Cucumber is great in your water bottle too, pki. Try it out.
I just may try that.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
It’s quite tasty. What I do not get is cucumber water
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
/throws pretzels
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Crying over your Ian Kennedy Yankees rookie card again?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
There is a Thai joint that does that. It’s pretty badass.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
I always like to put a little pee in the water I serve to guests. You should try it some time
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
A whole lot of bitching going on today.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Yes, please – I hate when hockey talk infects other posts.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:10 PM
But was she worth it?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:10 PM
A whole lot of bitching going on today.
Did everybody get a load of this fucking guy? I can’t believe the nerve, the unmitigated gall
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:10 PM
I’m all for this. I would also support a series of educational posts about hockey for the casual or new fan. Perhaps an explanation of the plus/minus statistic or a look back at the rich history of the Alberta Flames.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
This. Pro Sports Segregation
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
They do it every so often at Trader Joe’s as well.
/probably going there after work
//fat ass
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Amazing performance. Durant is clearly ahead in the 2012 MVP race.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
look back at the rich history of the Alberta Flames.
Alberta? I thought they played in Calgary.
/Try the veal
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
/pees in Garland’s flower pots
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
I’m not a fan of lemon in the water. But if I’m going vodka-water (fuck you, it’s good and you hydrate while getting drunk), then I sometimes add a lemon.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Doesn’t fit the narrative.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:13 PM
i love how Durant just picks these guys CLEAN
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Top Shelf margaritas are a staple year-round, not just in the fall
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I’ve been on this Minute Made Cranberry Apple Raspberry kick. No idea how the hell they came up with this combination, but it is fucking fantastic.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I dated a pharmacy tech who would specify when she ordered water at restaurants that there not be lemon in them, because she had seen studies where lemons served in water often had feces on them because they get handled by so many of the wait staff.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Lime wedges > Lemon wedges for drinks IMO.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
i love how Durant just picks these guys CLEAN
No offense TBL but I am going out on a limb here and say that most people commenting here didn’t even watch the video. We saw it the first time, shrugged, then scanned the comments section.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:15 PM
And he’s doing it effortlessly, like he’s giving 50%. Which more than likely he is. Incredible.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Reminds me of Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. WTF?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:15 PM
thanks for killing lemons for me, assholes.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Good to see someone is enjoying the video. Doubt anyone else has watched it.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:16 PM
We know you do, brah. This shit is like mother’s milk to you.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:16 PM
If TBL had a hockey writer, we could get a decent post about the Shea Weber situation. By all accounts, Nashville is willing to break the bank for him on a long-term deal but he’s going to arbitration because he has no faith in the organization and doesn’t want to commit to them. Ballsy move to leave all that money on the table.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:16 PM
i get goosebumps watching this
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
I just lolled all over myself.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Can we get a video of Justin Verlander pitching to teams in our Home Talent baseball league? I can only assume it would be comparable to this and equally amusing
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Join the fight with Bobby Bacala Spencer.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
yea, i didn’t. don’t really need any more reasons to love durantula.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Why do I think she would not be a fun dinner date?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Lime wedges > Lemon wedges for drinks IMO.
lime in diet coke is nice. so is a freaking arnold palmer, which i just had 4 at lunch.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
ah, the vocal minority. gotta love em.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
How many times did you watch the AND1 mixtapes back in the day?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
thanks for killing lemons for me, assholes.
You can still cut them up and do your thing at home. Just understand if you’re going to drink a lemon water from a restaurant, there’s going to be some feces in it. You also should ask for no ice at fast food places. The buckets they use to dump ice into the machine are filthy and disgusting
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
i get goosebumps watching this
Hernia couldn’t write a Yardwork today because TBL kept forcing him to watch Durant videos.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Cucumber is great in your water bottle too, pki. Try it out.
There is a Thai joint that does that. It’s pretty badass.
You’re playing pretty fast and loose with the term badass here.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
What? Where did you hear that? Nashville has an internal cap but it’s not like they’re not a competitive hockey team. They nearly beat the eventual champs two years ago and lost to the runner-up in the conference semis this year. They’ve improved the last 3 seasons running.
They need to commit to Weber and Suter, let Rinne walk if he wants to.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
I dated a pharmacy tech who would specify when she ordered water at restaurants that there not be lemon in them, because she had seen studies where lemons served in water often had feces on them because they get handled by so many of the wait staff
sounds like she’d be fun in the sack…
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
John Daly > Arnold Palmer
/at least after work
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:20 PM
listen, if humanity made it thru the fucking plague, im not worried about a little dookie on my lemon wedge.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:20 PM
John Daly > Arnold Palmer
/at least after work
1 trillion times no
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:20 PM
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John Daly > Arnold Palmer
/at least after work
But that’s not the way Daly enjoys them
/Team liquid lunch
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:20 PM
thanks for killing lemons for me, assholes.
i have also read that various garnishments used to finish plates (parsely, green onion) are used to freshen up doodoo’d toilets, and they resuse the stuff on plates if they are running low.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
poor bear.
/wilfred’d
but seriously, don’t these cows know they’re going to be food in one way or another? talk about a bunch of assholes who think they’re more important than they really are.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Most definitely, but I have to be honest, I thought it was pretty cool when I first had it. Badass was a very strong word, though.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
I just want you to be aware, spencer. Personally, I find the taste of shit covered lemon to be delightful and refreshing. We’re on the same team here
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
I’m just playing around. I’ve never been one to whine for more hockey posts. I know what I’m getting when I come here. No complaints.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
No surprise Hawkeye made this comment. But I totally agree.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
I would love a post on the Islanders ineptitude.
/Free Nabokov
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Soccer fans?
/shots fired
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Any restaurant that does this is/should have a visit from a health department.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Holy shit these are delicious. Had my first batch two weeks ago.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
I feel really bad for the people there. That franchise is the worst in all of sports right now. They’re bound to get moved, which sucks because of the rich history of the team.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
listen, if humanity made it thru the fucking plague, im not worried about a little dookie on my lemon wedge
that’s my philosophy. I’ve got thousands of years of evolution and 26 years of my own life without dying of something that may or may not be in the ice machine to get too worried about it.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
You’re playing pretty fast and loose with the term badass here.
To be fair, once TBL broke out the “goosebumps” he really had no other choice…
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
TBL is gonna need some alone time with the Durant playground video.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Hawkeye nation.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Cucumbers in water = so, so street
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
What took you so long?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
It’s too bad about that bear. He was just a little guy who probably wandered into the wrong place. I’d compare it to a guy who goes into a buffet establishment full of fat chicks, makes fun of them and gets chased out.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Have you ever squeezed that shit covered lemon on a shit covered shrimp? Magnifecal!
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Why? They’er the ones who put the nail in the Isle’s coffin
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:24 PM
have any of you canadian’s heard of the band sheepdog? they are gerddamned awesome, and it took some BS rolling stone article for me to find them.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Just squeezed the lemon and don’t put the wedge in your drink. Problem solved. No poopoo in your tea, water or soft drink.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:24 PM
My thoughts exactly.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:24 PM
did she leave her toothbrush out on the counter in her home bathroom? cause every time she flushed after pinching a loaf, small particulates of shit shoot out of the toilet and they setttle on any surface…including the surface of a toothbrush that’s left out.
the moral of the story is that a little cross contamination from a restaurant is ok…makes the immune system stronger similar to eating dirt as a child.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Damn, the black bear is getting double teamed here.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Have you ever squeezed that shit covered lemon on a shit covered shrimp? Magnifecal!
try the shitty shrimp!
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
It’s been discussed on the radio here and Dickbag Cox had a piece about it in the Star today. Hate the guy but other more reputable folks have made similar statements. The purpose of jettisoning a lot of contracts was to make sure they could pay Weber & Suter but Weber isn’t biting so far.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Such a simple solution, and yet none of these people could figure it out.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
I don’t know why, but it sounds like you have done this before? Story time?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Closing the lid when you flush cuts down on the number of poo particles immensely.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Damn, the black bear is getting double teamed here.
/no homo?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:26 PM
From City Wok?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Just squeezed the lemon and don’t put the wedge in your drink. Problem solved. No poopoo in your tea, water or soft drink.
Slow down McGyver
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:27 PM
City Sushi
/south park’d
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Closing the lid when you flush cuts down on the number of poo particles immensely.
Story time, indeed!
/rubs hands together excitedly
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:27 PM
From City Wok?
yes! also try the shitty beef!
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:28 PM
I think that would be a real shitty move for Weber to just leave them high and dry. That could very well turn the Preds into the Blue Jackets. They’ve got a great GM and a really solid coach, but you have to be able to retain your stars in a small market like that.
I would also prefer that neither Weber nor Suter bolt for the Wings. That’d be bad news all around.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Are there going to be any sports related posts today? I’m turning into an AV Club commenter over here
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Too much work, whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:28 PM
No, just your fingers.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Not really. My buddy once wanted to bone this pudgeball chick, who had two fat roommmates, and I was supposed to be the wingman but vehemently denied him this privilege. Alas, I was so drunk that I did pass out on the couch of the fat chicks’ house while my buddy mistakenly got busy. I made some mean comments (jokes?) to one of them (I nicknamed her “Urlacher”) and then passed out.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Where am I? How did I get here?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
word. me and the misses decided that when she births our spawn in a few months, he/she will not be continually coated in hand sanitizer like all these modern pussy parents. our kids will roll around in the dirt and have a dog so they’re not pussies and allergic to animals themselves later on.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
I wouldn’t feed that shit to my dog.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
I hope you washed them first.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
You guys don’t normally close the lid when you flush your heat rock down? I can understand admiring a good one when it lands (like if Gary Coleman’s forearm is sticking out of your throne), but when you flush you gotta make sure that shit stays in the bowl.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
I just remembered this couple that was playing golf in front of us on Saturday, dude and his wife. she has a pint of tequila that was about 80% gone and a half a lemon. at 10:30 in the morning. I was in shock.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:30 PM
And was promptly raped.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:30 PM
You can still cut them up and do your thing at home. Just understand if you’re going to drink a lemon water from a restaurant, there’s going to be some feces in it. You also should ask for no ice at fast food places. The buckets they use to dump ice into the machine are filthy and disgusting
my immune system welcomes the challenge.
how else am i going to keep it sharp?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Ndub = chubby chaser wingman
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Don’t forget to bathe the kid(s) in peanut butter, miz
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Needs more hipster comments about how no matter what the subject at hand is, it was better 3-4 years ago
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
They get fairly heavy play on the alt rock station here. I like all of the stuff I’ve heard from them so far. You don’t get many rock bands coming out of Saskatoon but they seem promising.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
My buddy once wanted to bone this pudgeball chick, who had two fat roommmates, and I was supposed to be the wingman but vehemently denied him this privilege.
Snob. You should always have a “Fat” notch on your record. They generally are more willing to please and are more fun than you think.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Bunch of Jerry Seinfeld’s up in here.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Sounds like I have a role for Mr. Dub when I get to Athens. I know Jersey subscribes to this newsletter, too.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:32 PM
but when you flush you gotta make sure that shit stays in the shower.
/fixed for you
//where’s our memesheet?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:32 PM
http://youtu.be/I1wg1DNHbNU?t=45s
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:32 PM
No. I like to admire my work.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
This broad was huge, fellas. “Urlacher” wasn’t just because she was carrying around extra weight. She was like 6-1 and had shoulders like… well, shoulder pads. I was having no part of it. Plus, she was a huge bitch before I drunkely busted out size jokes.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
I’ve got about a handful. There are two that I’m not particularly proud of but they absolutely fit your description. Especially the willingness part.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Yeah, I forgot about this. I do remember SC’s preference to jump right in the shower after taking the browns to the super bowl.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
but when you flush you gotta make sure that shit stays in the shower.
dirt jr. lives!
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
It’s not just when you poop. Water comes out of the toilet bowl every time you flush. So you’re getting toilet water all over the bathroom if you flush without putting the lid down. I have made it a habit to put the lid down first before flushing.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:34 PM
word. me and the misses decided that when she births our spawn in a few months, he/she will not be continually coated in hand sanitizer like all these modern pussy parents. our kids will roll around in the dirt and have a dog so they’re not pussies and allergic to animals themselves later on.
/team this
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:34 PM
I might get wet just to get a laugh out of you guys.
Wait… no I won’t. I’ll be meme’d forever.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:34 PM
No worries mate, like i’ve said before whether you like to admit it or not, fornication with a fatty has happened to the best of us.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:34 PM
The correct answer is to not have any kids.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:35 PM
she has a pint of tequila that was about 80% gone and a half a lemon. at 10:30 in the morning. I was in shock.
my kind of golf right there.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 PM
You and SC have just made me think about a recent near conquest.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Ride that wet walrus.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 PM
There is wiping involved. I even went out and bought baby wipes after you all shamed me. But yeah, I’d prefer to get a nice clean rinse, especially after wings, Chinese food or anything out of a deep fryer. Oh, and a beer shit.
If I could have a bidet installed in my home, I would make it happen. I’m more concerned that some of you don’t mind walking around with poopy pants. You know TP can only get so much. I’d like to avoid monkey butt as much as possible.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:37 PM
why would I do this? I mean, it’s not like I’m opposed to it, but it just seems like a waste of some good peanut butter.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:37 PM
a buddy of mine did this to me. even showed me pictures of her before we went, I should have caught on when he only showed me pictures of her face only. I couldn’t get drunk enough when I got over there and ended up falling asleep. she woke me up in the morning and said “too bad you fell asleep last night, I was going to let you do me.” like it was a fucking privilege.
/done a fat girl
//once is enough
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:37 PM
You better say it, brah.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
That’s what the wet wipes are for.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Ndub = chubby chaser wingman
No worries mate, like i’ve said before whether you like to admit it or not, fornication with a fatty has happened to the best of us.
WTF are you talking about!?!?!?
/cassino
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
How are you guys able to have sexual intercourse with someone you dont find attractive? I’ll never understand that.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I couldn’t fault him. He might be one of those guys that wants to play in front of a packed house every night.
He probably also knows that the Preds have an ‘internal cap’ that’s going to hinder their chances to win if he and Suter signs for what their worth.
How do you think he feels about them selling off Cody Franson? Is that the move of a team that cares about winning?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:39 PM
it’s a life changer isn’t it? I have thought about getting some for work.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Yet you can’t fathom the idea that I’d dump one I’m not attracted to. I think you’re just selectively choosing your battles here.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:39 PM
I laughed at this. A lot.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:40 PM
How are you guys able to have sexual intercourse with someone you dont find attractive?
It’s science
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:40 PM
How are you guys able to have sexual intercourse with someone you dont find attractive? I’ll never understand that.
I don’t think anyone who comments here would ever do something like that…
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Hey, being a gross fatty and having boobs not quite big enough for SC are 2 different things.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:40 PM
this is how the ass caliper discussion started
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Hilarious. Imagining a fat chick saying “I was gonna let you do me” makes my day.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:41 PM
my kind of golf right there.
You better say it, brah.
what? that, depending on how well i was playing, i may coerce her into the woods at some point?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:41 PM
How are you guys able to have sexual intercourse with someone you dont find attractive? I’ll never understand that.
It’s not always easy but it’s good for you in the long run
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Booze.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
I need to get one of these fancy toilets that spray gallons of water all over the place.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
do it! you’ll be a happier man.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Are you telling me that Brett Lebda wasn’t fair compensation!?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Winner.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Not really.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Ugh.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
How are you guys able to have sexual intercourse with someone you dont find attractive?
you put your penis in her vagina, just like you do with attractive girls.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
I call it a shower.
/SC
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Big Boi said it best when he said “Big girls need love, too, no playa-hation, squirrel.” See, it’s about peace and understanding, building empathy with your fellow human being. We men are mostly altruistic at heart
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
R.I.P. archives
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
You need to buy the travel 15 pack of wipes from Walgreens, ark. I just keep them in the bottom desk drawer. Bring the iPhone in there for some NBA Jam or a Grantland print and poo. It’s like an extra lunch break. Especially if no one is in there and you can get the Cadillac of Shitters aka the handicap stall.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
I tried to once, my penis wouldn’t let me. However I have had sex with women I would not have been attracted to if it were not for a fifth of tequila, but in that moment, I was attracted to whatever I saw.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Please tell me you laughed right in her face after that, because I would have. I would have laughed and laughed and laughed.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
He is an atrocious hockey player.
/One down, one to go.
//Komisarek, you’re on deck!
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Epic thread!
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Are you telling me you walk through your office to the bathroom carrying a baby wipe in one hand? I wish you were a reality show.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Pretty much. Charity of the flesh.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
I wonder if TBL still has goosebumps after the last, oh, 100 or so comments?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Thats exactly what I meant – I thought thats how penises work. I can see how alcohol might fool the little guy though.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:47 PM
damn, didn’t know they made those. that is getting put on the grocery list.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Nah. The travel case is convenient. It’s small enough to fit in my back pocket. That way, I’m not (to steal a phrase from cleet) identifying myself as the pooper when I’m walking to the can.
However, the 13 page printoff of Katie Baker’s latest piece from Grantland is probably a dead giveaway that I’m about to drop some heat.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:48 PM
and i’m sorry if none of you have ever hand a bj from a fat girl, they are fucking picasso when it comes to giving head.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I distracted her with a couple corn bread biscuits and ran out the door.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I shat in a handicap stall in an empty bathroom at San Francisco airport. It must have been a secret bathroom or something, it was so clean you could safely cut lemons off the toilet seat. It was the best shit i had ever taken.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I keep those cottenelle wipes in my purse like wet wipes. They come in handy whenever I go to a bar and there’s no toilet paper in the stall (which happens about 90% of the time). They also worked pretty well at getting a spot of whole grain mustard off my shorts.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Accurate. I’ve never been with a girl who weighs more than me.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Thats exactly what I meant – I thought thats how penises work.
No, they’ll pretty much respond to anything if they’re working. Otherwise you’ve got ED
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:50 PM
so it’s a threesome?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:50 PM
I think it moved!
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:50 PM
So you guys use baby wipes regularly? I’ve thought about it, but didn’t figure this was common for adults. I got packs of them just sitting at home for the little guy. I should try this.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
and i’m sorry if none of you have ever hand a bj from a fat girl, they are fucking picasso when it comes to giving head.
looks around innocently and whistles
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Ha, that reminded me of Next Friday when Day-Day throws that cookie(?) on the windshield when Baby-D is chasing him around the car.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Probably a pretty easy feat when you’re 250+lbs.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
How are you guys able to have sexual intercourse with someone you dont find attractive? I’ll never understand that.
I’ve always been a quality over quantity guy myself. No thick boned skeleton’s in my closet. This does not necessarily weed out batshit crazy though.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
How does anyone’s significant other feel about the use of baby wipes. I would think she would appreciate the cleanliness but find it odd.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I’ve never been with a girl who weighs more than me.
how much do you weigh?
i weigh 190lbs and would def consider a 180lb chick fat.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Probably a pretty easy feat when you’re 250+lbs.
Ha! I was honestly doing a mental inventory to see if this is true for me, too. I was skinnier when I had sex with a fat girl or two, but even at 180# or so, most girls look pretty fat
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:54 PM
she’s blissfully unaware.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
150 at 5’10″. I’m not big at all.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I’ve always been a quality over quantity guy myself.
You’ll never learn anything that way unless you luck into a pretty girl who’s shy but secretly slutty. There are about 13 of them in the entire country, so good luck with that
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
As opposed to having skid marks and smelling like poop? I’m 100% fine with it.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Accurate. I’ve never been with a girl who weighs more than me.
I don’t think I’ve ever been with a girl over 130-40ish lbs.
/I’m about 185lbs
//team petite
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Ill is right about the chubby girl beej, btw. I think the mechanics of it are the same reason fat people are more likely to snore
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
I learned a lot from one of those. Have yet to come across one again though. Tip: Do not try to date one of these. The breakup is MESSY.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
the chubbster that I did was troll-like short, I bet she didn’t weigh more than 130-140, but she was probably less than 5′ tall.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Im surprised with all the poop talk and sex talk, there hasnt been any poop sex talk
/thats what i call anal
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
fatty.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
unless you luck into a pretty girl who’s shy but secretly slutty.
I’ve done alright for myself in that regard. SC’s right about the break-up though.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
You’ll never learn anything that way unless you luck into a pretty girl who’s shy but secretly slutty. There are about 13 of them in the entire country, so good luck with that
sheeeeeit… there are more girls like that than you realize. problem is, most guys want to be the first with one.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Poop sex and anal sex are not the same.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
never change SG, that about wraps this thread up for me.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
/thats what i call anal
thats what I call making a lane change
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
The baby wipes thing is a good idea, I have a buddy who uses them. He’s also a back to front wiper, so i can’t take anything shitty balls tells me for gospel.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Nah, problem is that those girls aren’t as shy as you think they are.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
/I’m about 185lbs
fatty.
I’m 6’3″, shorty.
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Like, virgin? NO THANK YOU. I’d rather have a 2 year celibacy vow than deflower a virgin at this age.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Im giggling like a maniac over here, thanks
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
I think the mechanics of it are the same reason fat people are more likely to snore
i’m pretty sure it’s b/c they’d rather stay dressed and keep their significant other please at the same time.
and, of course, good coaching. you always need that.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
150 at 5’10″. I’m not big at all.
I hope you dont live where it’s windy…
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Hey now, it’d like being left handed. To some of us, it’s an advantage.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
ok. you’re still fat though.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
I’m 6’3 230, and I think the biggest girl I’ve ever been with was like 5’9 and maybe 175. A lot of it was in her boobs, but she did kind of have a gut.
2 other girls could’ve been considered thick but other than that I’m mostly into thin chicks with huge tits. Which makes me a terrible wingman since most of my friends go for thick girls with fat asses.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM
150 at 5’10″
Whoa… are you this guy?
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM
OK how the fuck does that even happen? How would you ever develop this wiping technique? Maybe it’s unimaginable because I have a vagina but I don’t know why any guy would want to wipe the contents of his shit hole TOWARDS his balls and penis.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM
who the hell does that?????
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Like, virgin? NO THANK YOU
no, they want to be the one to unleash the freak. no one wants to deflower anyone at my age.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
He’s also a back to front wiper
That reminds me. One thing a girl can do to debonerize the situation is to stink. Things can go unfinished if the underworld has a pungent odor
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:04 PM
That’s what I’m saying, it takes one slip and all of a sudden you have covered you balls with the contents that were just in your rectum. Fucking disgusting.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
I have a vagina
i call bs
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
oh hell no. I was stalked by a known stinker for a couple months back when I was in school. avoided it like the plague.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m with him on the wet wipes though, dunno how everyone doesn’t use them.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Sweet mother of Hossa, this. If the pants come off and I get an odor of dookie, it’s all over. And there will never be another chance. I’d rather you have a stinky vag than try to have sex after crapping and before your next shower.
Discovering that women do, in fact, poop is one of the worst moments in a man’s life. I always thought it was just rainbows and sugar plums that y’all discharged.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
I am so upset I missed out on this epic post.
/kicks rock
//goes to poop
/6′ 180
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
i can talk sex and fat chicks all day, but i have nothing to add about front wiping. that’s just fucking unnecessary and weird.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:07 PM
/Dan Patrick show ding
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
I think I’m more disturbed by the fact that someone would know which way their friend wipes. How does THAT come up in conversation.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
How does THAT come up in conversation.
probably the same way it came up in here. guys aren’t much different than they are in here when they’re just shooting the shit without any females around.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
No shit? Man, I guess I should probably wash my pussy more than once a month.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Oh, and I dated a girl who my friends referred to as a linebacker in hindsight. Trust me, worst few years of my life.
/sex was good, but no idea why I did what I did for so long.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Good. God.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
I don’t fuckin know. We were at a bar and shit (no pun intended) comes up. How does half the bullshit that is discussed around here come up?
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
No shit? Man, I guess I should probably wash my pussy more than once a month.
well that depends on how frequently you’re having sex.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
going home with a girl who you’ve been dancing with all night is always a dicey move, especially if it’s hot in the club.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
*vomits*
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
when poop strategy comes up, wiping has never been a topic. it’s always technique…like, for example, i employ the wide-stanced sumo squat to brace for the oncoming poonami while some of my associates say they prefer the narrow stanced technique pioneered by the spanish that’s built more for speed than optimal intestinal exfiltration.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
I blame it on August basketball posts when baseball is in the middle of its season, college football is ramping up, and the busiest free agency period ever is happening in the NFL.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
That would be the low squat technique employed by the Chinese, which optimally unkinks the colon.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
+ 1 nuclear meltdown
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
I’m so sorry I missed this. Shitty post, wonderful comments.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
i employ the wide-stanced sumo squat to brace for the oncoming poonami while some of my associates say they prefer the narrow stanced technique pioneered by the spanish that’s built more for speed than optimal intestinal exfiltration.
well done.
August 2nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
No shit? Man, I guess I should probably wash my pussy more than once a month.
And if you could hang one of these in there too, that’d be a nice touch.
/enjoys pine scent