Lingerie Basketball Poised to Replace The WNBA

Lingerie basketball is a thing that exists. It’s true. There’s a website and everything. I can’t believe it took so long for someone to come up with lingerie basketball after all the success Lingerie Football has had over the last few years. The only logical next step is to get rid of the WNBA and replace it with the LBL.

All four teams in the Lingerie Basketball League play in Los Angeles, which is really impressive when you realize the city is barely able to sustain two NBA teams. The website isn’t really clear on whether the LA Divas, LA Glam, LA Beauties and LA Starlets all play in the same conference or not. Each team has players, lingerie and a coach who has some experience playing sports who is probably a failed actor.

The best part about the LBL? One of the players for the LA Divas is none other than, Briana Blair, the former Atlanta Hawks A-Town Dancer turned porn star. She’s using her real name again, but the promo picture they use is definitely from her last career venture.

One thing is certain – The LBL Has Next.

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25 Responses to “Lingerie Basketball Poised to Replace The WNBA”

SouvenirCity Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:04 PM

That team photo is not very flattering. I’d watch Stacey Dales in lingerie. Or Skylar Green.

YYSA Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:06 PM

I would like to coach one of these teams and really drive home the point that the key to lingerie basketball is to take your box out. I mean box out. yes thats it.

José Ovechkin Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:09 PM

I’d watch Stacey Dales in lingerie. Or Skylar Green

Interesting confession

jck49erfan Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:13 PM

Interesting confession

I wasn’t going to say anything…..

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:13 PM

I bet an upside down mop could out-debate Briana Blair.

SouvenirCity Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:14 PM

Who am I thinking of? The girl from Notre Dame. Skylar something or other. She’s better looking than those gargoyles in the team photo above.

YYSA Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:15 PM

I bet an upside down mop could out-debate Briana Blair.

Hmm I don’t know that sounds like more of a debate handled by Belladonna.

Stephen Douglas (CRM!) Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:16 PM

Tim, she has a marketing degree. She’s obviously brilliant. You are out of your element here.

Broccoli Beef Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:16 PM

So anyway… I watched The Social Network and Inception last night. TSN was ok, but I liked Inception more though. I did find it amusing that the main group seemed like they were all expert marksmen while the projections had about 1% accuracy.

jck49erfan Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:17 PM

You are out of your element here.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE!

SouvenirCity Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:22 PM

Emma Stone with a shakeweight anyone?

Broccoli Beef Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:27 PM

That would be a great gif SC

Babar 2.0 Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:28 PM

They definitely need to do a better job of skewing toward attractiveness rather than basketball skill.

YYSA Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:29 PM

That would be a great gif SC

Lets see what we can find. Here you go. That ones a little awkward but I do like how it ends with what looks like a shot to the face.

/keeps digging

YYSA Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:31 PM

Here is another one but far too much inclusion of jimmy.

Broccoli Beef Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:31 PM

Lets see what we can find. Here you go. That ones a little awkward but I do like how it ends with what looks like a shot to the face.

Couldn’t stop laughing while I watched that, thankfully I had my door closed.

Broccoli Beef Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:32 PM

They definitely need to do a better job of skewing toward attractiveness rather than basketball skill.

Yes, I fully agree with the elephant on this one.

SouvenirCity Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:32 PM

I’m just glad she went back to the redhead look. Blonde was not her color.

YYSA Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:38 PM

And here is the winner.

YYSA Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:39 PM

She turns her head. That was all I needed add some realism to my fantasies.

Broccoli Beef Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:41 PM

And here is the winner.

No, we are the winners! That was great, nice find YYSA.

/Looks at mlb schedule
//throws up double middle fingers to YYSA
///yells LET’S GO GIANTS!!!!

YYSA Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:42 PM

JUPTON BOMBS COMING FOR YA BB.

Broccoli Beef Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 5:44 PM

Cain, too, has experienced plenty of success in this series, especially at home, where he’s 3-0 with a 1.57 ERA in his last six starts against Arizona – including a one-hitter on May 28, 2010.
Upton is 9 for 27 with seven strikeouts against Cain.

The first part makes me really happy. The second part makes me hope he gets walked a lot.

starkweather Says:
August 1st, 2011 at 7:31 PM