Brandon Marshall Has Figured It Out: He Has Borderline Personality Disorder
For awhile there, Brandon Marshall seemed to be the latest in a long line of egotistical problem children who double as excellent wide receivers in the NFL. From Randy Moss to Terrell Owens to Santonio Holmes to Plaxico Burress … with all of them, their off-the-field issues rivaled their on-the-field exploits. But thanks to Ricky Williams, Marshall has helped to figure out what his problem is. Omar Kelly of the Sun-Sentinel broke the story this weekend:
After three months of treatment and therapy, psychological and neurological exams at Boston’s McLean Hospital, the training ground for Harvard University medical students, Marshall believes he’s finally at the root of his struggles.
He has been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, or BPD …
BPD is a mental illness that studies say is more common than schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, but is rarely diagnosed because of misperceptions in the mental health community, and the challenges of providing a proper treatment plan.
The disorder is marked by difficulties with relationships and self-image and controlling moods and emotions.
Marshall caught his BPD at 27, and with any luck, it’s going to help him avoid future issues with his wife, teammates, and the law. Marshall’s last three years in Denver were so sick – he caught 307 passes in 46 games and scored 23 touchdowns – that he became one of the top five receivers in football. But he forced his way out of Denver – that was a very acrimonious divorce – and the Dolphins’ offense was garbage last year, so Marshall was something of an afterthought. Look at this downward trajectory of QBs he’s had: Jay Cutler, Kyle Orton, Chad Henne and now, maybe, Matt Moore.
Is there strong enough medication on the market for any stud who has to suffer through ducks from Henne or Moore? [Sun-Sentinel]

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August 1st, 2011 at 5:33 PM
I’m surprised it took The Beast so long to figure this out. Most of us have known for years that he had mental issues.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Of course there’s a white girl in there, of course.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:35 PM
I just assumed this would have something to do with weed.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Hopefully this revelation will lead to less stabbings in the Marshall household.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:38 PM
It does, Ricky is teaching him how to get his shit legally….
August 1st, 2011 at 5:44 PM
this post is riddled with borderline spelling/grammar disorder.
also, his disorder is fake.
/Duffy
August 1st, 2011 at 5:46 PM
no, he likes to hit women too much, this just gives him an excuse.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:46 PM
/cthomashowell
August 1st, 2011 at 5:47 PM
why is there plastic on the walls?
August 1st, 2011 at 5:48 PM
it’s a bukake party.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:48 PM
and since Marshall is showing us his soles, is the middle eastern me supposed to get offended? can I borrow his spoon?
August 1st, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Probably some “underground” club in a warehouse or something
August 1st, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Since it may not be readily available, and I assume that is the reason for exclusion from the post… here is the DSM IV defintion of BPD
August 1st, 2011 at 5:50 PM
oh, it’s an exposed vapor barrier to keep groundwater from seeping inside.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Well… that didn’t copy-paste so well. Shit.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:51 PM
I can only assume his next stop is the Jets?
August 1st, 2011 at 5:53 PM
no, that’s farther down the line and comes after playing backyard catch with jamarcus russell.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:53 PM
shit, between golf clubs, weed, and munchies, spencer displays a pervasive pattern of instability in three out of five of those self-damaging behaviors. let’s get him to a doctor!
August 1st, 2011 at 5:54 PM
I heard their quarterback was in the bottom 5 in completion percentage the last two years. any truth to that? they should Suck for Luck.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Many times a player stays in school, and gets over-analyzed and drops in the draft. Not to mention that Luck lost his coach. I’m saying on the record that I think there’s less than 50-50 that Luck is the overall #1 next year. (Though I do think he should be)
August 1st, 2011 at 6:00 PM
*makes that one hand gesture that mimics a joke flying right over Wide World of Spot’s head*
August 1st, 2011 at 6:11 PM
I’m going to maintain under questioning that I was changing the subject to something I was thinking about earlier.
/sheepishly backs out of post
August 1st, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Is WWoS morphing into JMorris? Is WWoS actually JMorris? And where the hell was I?
/awaits comment explaining where in fact I am
August 1st, 2011 at 6:19 PM
You’re in the comments section.
/WWoS
August 1st, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Hey guys, I’ve figured out it!
August 1st, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Geez, you finally fix the headline after I make the obvious joke that nobody had made after the thread was already over. I so am sad
August 1st, 2011 at 6:50 PM
How does one catch BPD? Mosquitoes? Sex? Dancing with wolves?