What in the Name of Steve Largent Are the Seattle Seahawks Doing?
Earlier this week, Seattle parted ways with longtime QB Matt Hasselbeck. Even though he turns 36 in September, Hasselbeck has done a lot for the franchise – he took them to a Super Bowl, and last year, he was outstanding (4 TDs) in a playoff upset of the defending Super Bowl champion Saints. But I guess Pete Carroll and the front office decided it was time to go in another direction, so they let Hasselbeck go to Tennessee.
That leaves Seattle with a QB situation of … Charlie Whitehurst (a guy who nobody thinks is a starter in the NFL; Seattle gave up a 2nd round pick for him) and Tarvaris Jackson, formerly of Minnesota. So your passing game went from good to awful very quickly. Seattle hasn’t been mentioned in the running for Kevin Kolb or Kyle Orton, but I suppose those two guys are options.
So why would you go out and spend $41 million on Sidney Rice when you don’t have a QB to get him the ball? Puzzling, to say the least. (Not to mention giving $18 million guaranteed to someone who has had one great year, which was 2009, thanks to Brett Favre.) The Rice move come on the heels of bolstering their offensive line in the draft – Seattle’s first two picks were lineman. Why fortify your line if you are going to dump your QB? Why not pump up a defense that gave up 25.4 ppg? The Seahawks spent three draft picks on defensive backs (they were 25th against the pass last year) … but the picks were fifth and six rounders who aren’t expected to contribute immediately.
My thought earlier this week was that the plan might have been to build up a defense that is formidable – if anyone should be in the market for overpaying Nnamdi Asomugha, it should be the Seahawks – just deal with a less-than-mediocre offense (start Whitehurst, hope for the best), and then enjoy a Top 10 draft pick in 2012 where you could go after Andrew Luck, Landry Jones or Pete Carroll’s college QB, Matt Barkley. This seems to be what the Cleveland Browns have done the last couple years (nobody thinks Colt McCoy is the long-term solution), and it might be what Washington is doing this year (assuming they start John Beck; not sure why Washington is going out and getting old, crappy receivers, but such is life when Daniel Snyder is running the show).
Of course, when I mentioned this idea on twitter, Colin Cowherd attempted to take a shot at me: “You can’t go into a season saying we’re going 1-15!” (That’s not technically what I said, but hamstrung by the limits of 140 characters, that’s the impression he got.) Naturally, a few days later, he basically said the same thing about the San Francisco 49ers: “They’re gonna start Alex Smith. Go 1-15. You know what? That’s ok. You’re better off doing it.” Here’s video of both days.
Looking at the schedule, I’m thinking the Seahawks start 0-2 on the road, beat Arizona at home but lose to Atlanta, then lose to the Giants and are 1-4 heading into the bye week. If they do nothing else big in free agency, I’m projecting a 6-10 season, at best. 5-11 could be likely. Depending on who comes out in the draft, that may not be good enough to snag one of the big three QBs in 2012.
Apologies for the shaky camera. Note: I’ve never called a radio show.

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118 Responses to “What in the Name of Steve Largent Are the Seattle Seahawks Doing?”
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July 28th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Ummm, dirt cheap and non-guaranteed money? Seems to be a pretty reasonable explanation.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
The first line makes the rest of the shit after it moot.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Seems like this whole post was just a reason to shoehorn in this Cowherd story.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Sounds eerily familiar to every Bears team that has been in the playoffs the past 10 years.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
fixed.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Bingo. TBL should wake up every morning and pray to the God of Cowherd for blowing his site up so many years ago. Best thing that ever happened to this place.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Hasselbeck has done a lot for the franchise – he took them to a Super Bowl,
nobody else had anything to do with it. It was all Hasselbeck.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
I enjoy tou catching Cowherd in the contradiction. +1 to you.
to be fair though, TBL, you ARE “crazy guy who calls radio show and hangs up and says ‘I’ll take your answer of the air.’”
July 28th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
oh i dunno about that…he looked pretty damn good for a rookie against your jets.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
/snickers
July 28th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Why fortify your line if you are going to dump your QB?
this sums up what you know about football.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Ravens are thinking about bringing Dilfer back.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
You can’t seriously think that…
July 28th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Colin is a volume dealer. Those kinds of people are walking contradictions.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
did you ever think the plan was “whitehurst could be good…we should get him some help?” then again, im not sure how you arrived at thinking they’re pumping up their defense this year when you just excoriated them for taking DB’s in the 5th and 6th that aren’t gonna contribute immediately.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
I’m not even going to respond to this statement. Full of dumb.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
I was scratching my head at this too.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
TBL – I like the french doors inside too. nice setup with the computer room and a tv room directly across.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
I thought he performed way better than expected – he looked very competent against PIT
July 28th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
the first time around he did…the 2nd time yall just absolutely thunderfucked us. that was almost as bad as the 41-0 xmas eve massacre a few years ago (the one where james harrison decapitated a browns fan who ran on the field).
July 28th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
So they will be competitive in the NFC west all the way to the end.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
TBL – you gonna send that clip to Cowherd?
July 28th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Getting Rice is insurance in case Mike Williams revert to fat type. That said, with Rice, Williams and Marshawn Lynch on offense, they have sufficient weapons to steal a few games.
Now will they have a defense strong enough to stop the other offenses around?
July 28th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
“He’s become crazy guy who calls radio shows and hangs up and says I’ll take your answer off the air.”
Come on, TBL’s been that crazy since forever.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
aaron curry’s out there…i know he’s hard to see, what with always being out of the play and everything, but he’s there. trust me.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
The problem the Seahawks face is that in the NFC west you pretty much default 4 or 5 wins, so if you stumble to a couple more all of a sudden you’re in the playoffs and not in any position to grab one of the elite QBs in a draft.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
And the retard fans think it’s a good thing!
July 28th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Why fortify your line if you are going to dump your QB?
I’m going to join the dog pile on this statement. Surely you understand, TBL, that a good line makes average QB’s look better. And that a bad line makes decent QB’s look like shit. Look no further than diabetes face Cutler in Chicago for proof of that.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
The problem the Seahawks face is that in the NFC west you pretty much default 4 or 5 wins,
they should be smart, and stop fortifying their line until they actually have a quarterback. That’s how it’s done in the big leagues.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Wonder if they’d be interested in Greg Olsen for (looks at Seattle roster) … uh, nevermind. That’s a steaming pile of hole in the wall Mexican joint poopy.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
You forgot a comparison for the first half of your statement so I’ll fill it in. Mark Sanchez and the Jets beast of an OL.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
+1 to YYSA for beating me to the joke, and +1 to me for reading all the way through the comments before repeating it.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Were you all randy quaid when Marshawn was going beast. Sitting with your arms folded saying ‘their goes our draft position’.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
July 28th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
there*
July 28th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Didn’t a team with a losing record win the division last year? Seattle can actually make the playoffs with a below average team and obviously feels that adding players like Rice with help them win the division. They have to have players that the fans will want to come see and so even though I don’t like the fact that Rice went to them, this signing makes sense to me.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Why not trade a late round pick for Orton and try and equal that 7-9 position from last year?
July 28th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Just watched the video. You have to send that to him. He won’t mention it, but at least you’ll feel good about busting his balls.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Cant we just treat every team west of Dallas as like non-BCS teams and pretty much ignore their existence most of the time. Football on the left coast is pathetic.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Agreed. Defending Superbowl champion Dallas is certainly not to be lumped in with teams with losing records.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Sydney Rice was trending on Twitter last night. Sydney.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
I saw that. People are stupid.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Charlie Whitehurst (a guy who nobody thinks is a starter in the NFL; Seattle gave up a 2nd round pick for him)
They actually only gave up their 3rd rounder for Charlie Whitehurst, they flipped 2nd rounders with San Diego.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Whatever, bro. I’ve never seen the line highlighted on the RZC.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Sorry, but any team that plays in that glorious Jerradome is alright in my book. I want to hook my PS3 up to that screen.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Bravo.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
At that point I knew it was already shot.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Jason, I appreciate your DDT of Cowterd. He always needs to be taken down a few pegs.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Here come the RedZone pretzels from the peanut gallery…
July 28th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
+1
July 28th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
At least it was Whitehurst that ruined it. Pete Carroll tried to lose the division.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Cant we just treat every team west of Dallas as like non-BCS teams and pretty much ignore their existence most of the time. Football on the left coast is pathetic.
Agreed. Defending Superbowl champion Dallas is certainly not to be lumped in with teams with losing records.
Hey, they just won a playoff game 2 seasons ago! They’re back! Super Bowl bound! WHOO!!!
July 28th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
/high fives coop
//would definitely want to play Resistance 3 or Modern Warfare 3 on the Jerry Dome Screen
July 28th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
San Diego is never good. And Arizona and Seattle never do anything of significance, like win the conference.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Looks like it would be fun.
http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/20/giant-cowboys-stadium-led-wall-caught-playing-xbox-360-during-do/
July 28th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
If anybody should be thankful of the west coast teams you would think it would be Coop.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
My a-hole friend convinced me to attend that game — it was the worst xmas ever.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Uh oh SC!
July 28th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Note: I’ve never called a radio show.
another “I’ve never” badge of honor.
I once called some talk radio moron to deride him for talking about how great Eric Montross was going to be in the NBA. I got to trot out my “never draft a white center” line before he cut me off.
Also, I am old.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
49ers trying to take Olin Kreutz from Bears
their center signed with the Giants. And they could use a veteran presence for at least a year.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
sorry, I just repeated what that link said.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Does Cowherd not understand the NBA draft? Last place does not guarantee the first pick. Mediocre could get lucky in the lottery.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
giants got baas? good pickup for o’hara’s replacement.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I can get behind this.
And Cowturd is more of an idiot than I thought if he thinks the Niners are going 1-15 with Smith.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Yeah. Can’t believe we didn’t resign him.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
This comment is showered in jealousy and bitterness.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
yall resigning franklin?
July 28th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
so, i got buddy that works for zinio and jut hooked me up with close to 50 free magazine subscriptions. That right there made it worth it to get my ipad. One of the best designed apps too
July 28th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
This comment is showered in jealousy and bitterness.
is that from the one where George and Kramer can’t decide who should pay for the donut they shared?
July 28th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
/TBL
July 28th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Total, Complete, Utter Destruction.
Cowherd turned into Cowpie.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
What’s the value on 50 free magazine subscriptions ? 25 bucks? I can name no more than 8 good magazines, but there’s no way I could read 8 magazines a month.
50 magazines? Are they mostly Conde Nast Traveler, or Redbook?
July 28th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
That episode does not exist, Clayton.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Up in the air right now. We just officially released Clements. Not sure if I want them to re-sign Franklin or not. Given age and salary demands, I don’t know that it’s worth it. Love the fact that we got Ian Williams as an undrafted free agent.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Cowherd is the biggest schill for ESPN. He only promotes things that are for his benefit
July 28th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
golf digest.
and…
…
July 28th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
/sponsored post
July 28th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
you resign franklin for 2 reasons…1. he’s good and finding good players at that position is hard and 2. it’ll make patrick willis happy.
i want clements…he’ll be cheap and he’s from cleveland. he can play 3rd CB since eric wright looks to be gone now.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
I just read an article by Steve Campbell in the Houston Chronicle in which he compared Wandy Rodriguez to Jumbo Elliot. Scintillating.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
I would say no to re-signing him based on his demands, but what else is there really? They could really use the help up front.
July 28th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
He would be perfect as a 3rd CB, that would be a good pick up for sure.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
I can’t even keep up with my Business Week and SI weekly subscriptions. I think I’d also go with National Geographic, the New Yorker, the WSJ, The Economist, and Popular Science though if I had a bunch of free subscriptions to pick from.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Why are so many sports journalists miserably bad at their profession?
July 28th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Kreutz wants to be paid because he’s a X time Pro Bowl center. News flash cocksucker… you get paid for what you WILL accomplish, not what you HAVE accomplished. You’re 34 and well into the downside of your career.
Losing the locker room presence would hurt. The play on the field can be replaced.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
exactly…he’d get burned on the outside, but on the inside, his tackling makes him much more versatile. hell, he might even be a decent fit at free safety.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
The Economist is the best reading out there these days.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I haven’t read my SI cover to cover in at least a year. Every once in awhile, I’ll read a feature. I also haven’t paid in a year and half, yet they keep sending me the magazine. They just can’t quit me.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Yep. Said that in the RU this morning. Guy is a good tackler, just doesn’t have elite cover skills.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Losing the locker room presence would hurt. The play on the field can be replaced.
sounds like minnesota and Matt Birk all over again. Except Sullivan wasn’t very good at playing football, so the play on the field didn’t get replaced, either.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
atlantic and mad magazine too.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
The more I talk about it, the more sense it makes for Cleveland. Fuckkkkk, please don’t let it happen!! haha
July 28th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
sports illustrated, sporting news today, ESPN, couple soccer magazines, rolling stone, GQ, Esquire, Mens Fitness, Car and Driver, Consumer Reports The New Yorker, The Economist, Nylon, High Times etc etc. You get to 50 mags real quick. Plus, I got some of the gossip shit for the girlfriend Also, there are a couple mags whos subscription are over $100 a year. Hollywood Observer is I think $200 a year for a subscription. I’ll wind u getting rid of some, but even if they have 1 great article, who cares, its free?
July 28th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Truth.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
it probably won’t happen…and if it does, he’ll be cursed. you got nothing to worry about.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Controlled circulation. You’re getting it so you’ll look at ads and so they can keep selling your information as “active subscriber” to other companies.
/publishing
July 28th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
The future of the Kansas City Chiefs signed. Excellent move by KC. Len Dawson’s records are all in jeopardy now.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
sell them on ebay. for serious.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Redskins just stole Bowen away from the Cowfags. Seems like an overpay at $27.5M over 5.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Should have clarified, Zinio is an online mag company with a kickass Ipad app, so no print to sell
July 28th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Wait, what? It was neither. I said it because it’s true. The day Cowherd pulled that stunt has to be the second best day for this site after the sale announcement, no? The (FREE) publicity that his stunt gave this site was massive.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
The more you know.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
SC, it is the Redskins. Overpaying is a principle!
July 28th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
oh. nevermind.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Redskins just stole Bowen away from the Cowfags. Seems like an overpay at $27.5M over 5.
bowen is a good player. That’s a lot of money, but if they got Jenkins and Bowen, those are both really good 3-4 guys. Bowen was an every 3rd down pass rusher for dallas, too. Good player. So much money though.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Def conflicting reports on whether this means that the Jenkins signing is going to happen or not.
As for the Bowen deal being an overpay…meh. Slight maybe, but surely not outrageous.
July 28th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Def conflicting reports on whether this means that the Jenkins signing is going to happen or not.
the other team crazy after him was Dallas. So maybe Dallas isn’t out of it yet, the Cullen Jenkins part, I mean.
To reiterate: Bowen, good player. The 2 teams bidding, fearless bidders. So it was necessary pay. I’m surprised washington cut Kemoatu though.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
lol. had those installed. didn’t come with the house. weren’t easy!
July 28th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
anytime.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
1/2 correct. i’d say there were 4-5 months, and this was one of them. problem: when he knocked the site off the grid for a couple days, nobody could visit it. by the time next week rolled around, who remembered to come back and visit?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
by the time next week rolled around, who remembered to come back and visit?
You were getting some free publicity from deadspin throughout that whole affair, IIRC, so we didn’t have to remind ourselves
July 28th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
I did. I listened to Cowherd at the time (don’t judge me) and tried for a few days to get back on.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
gotta admit, i had never heard of the site until Cowherd.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
I listened to Cowherd at the time (don’t judge me) and tried for a few days to get back on.
you’re awful. And additionally, unrelated, you used to listen to Colin Cowherd.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
I would listen while driving to class in Athens. Also, why am I awful?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
I would listen while driving to class in Athens. Also, why am I awful?
Not a question I’d be asking Dirt.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Also, why am I awful?
you said i wasn’t supposed to judge you, and I couldn’t help myself. So I totally judged you to be awful.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
for what it’s worth, you were correct.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Don’t give Cowherd too much credit. You may have found this site because of him, but he is not the reason you keep coming back.