Greatest Cornerback Tandems of All-Time
Nnamdi Asomugha is considering several teams, including the Jets. Obviously, our editor-in-chief is excited about that possibility. I would say that I am intrigued by it from a purely neutral view because of the impact that having two elite cornerbacks on the same team would have, and because we rarely see two such cornerbacks paired in their primes.
In fact, I wanted to take a look at where such a pairing might rank in history. The NFL Network did a Top Ten show on this category a couple of years ago, but I don’t mind going over it again, because my list will differ greatly. As you will see, the #2 pairing on my list didn’t even make the NFL Network list. I’m trying to take in both overall career reputation as well as performance together. I’m also looking at both cornerbacks, and it seems like the NFL Net list gave a pass to the second member of the pair sometimes, with guys like J.T. Thomas and Skip Thomas appearing on the list (plus “anyone” with Deion Sanders–I actually pick a someone). I would love to put Willie Brown and Mel Blount, or for that matter Rod Woodson, on any list, and they played with some great defenses, including some very good safeties behind them. The other corner just wasn’t on par with the second pairings below.
10. Lemar Parrish and Ken Riley, Cincinnati, 1970-1977. This pair gets on the list for ranking highly in having consistently good, long careers, though they lack the peak value to be higher. Parrish was the better of the two, and Riley got a lot of interceptions (65 career, 5th most all time) as a result. They helped a young Bengals franchise become a perennial playoff contender in the mid-70′s.
9. Mike Haynes and Raymond Clayborn, New England, 1978-1982. This grouping would be higher, but Clayborn hadn’t peaked yet when Haynes left town. Mike Haynes made four pro bowls over this span, while Clayborn would be selected 3 times after Haynes left.
8. Jimmy Johnson and Bruce Taylor, San Francisco, 1970-1972. Bruce Taylor had a shorter peak but was a pro bowler in 1971, while Jimmy Johnson was an all-pro each season. Together, the pair helped take the 49ers to the NFC Championship game three straight years.
7. Hanford Dixon and Frank Minnifield, Cleveland, 1986-1988. These two had a shorter peak than many other cornerbacks on the list, but for a three year stretch were the best in the game. Dixon was an all-pro in 1986-87, and Minnifield in 1988, as the Browns reached consecutive AFC Championship games.
6. Lem Barney and Dick LeBeau, Detroit, 1967-1970. LeBeau also played with Night Train Lane at the end of his career, when LeBeau was early in his, but I’m putting this group on because they were both more in their primes when Barney hit the league by storm in 1967 with 10 interceptions and three returns for score.
5. Herb Adderley and Bob Jeter, Green Bay Packers, 1965-1967. This group gets on because of Adderley, as the Packers strength during this time was Adderley plus safety Willie Wood. Jeter was a solid player opposite Adderley. During this three year stretch, the Packers won three championships and the first two Super Bowls.
4. Deion Sanders and Eric Davis, San Francisco, 1994. Of the “anyones” that Deion Sanders played with, the best was in 1994 with Davis, when the 49ers won the Super Bowl.
3. Ronnie Lott and Eric Wright, San Francisco, 1984-1985. Missouri grad Eric Wright was an excellent cornerback for a short period of time. Lott would move to full-time safety in 1986 and Wright would decline, but for this two year stretch, they were dominant.
2. Mel Renfro and Herb Adderley, Dallas Cowboys, 1970-1971. This group did not even make the NFL Network list. Sure, Adderley was at his peak with the Packers, but Renfro, also in the Hall of Fame, was no slouch, selected to a pro bowl in 10 straight seasons. When your second corner is a 31-year old Hall of Famer who threatens retirement and demands a trade (and your third option at corner is a young Charlie Waters) that’s a pretty good group. Dallas lost the Super Bowl in the first season, then won the first title for Landry in the 1971 season.
1. Mike Haynes and Lester Hayes, Los Angeles Raiders, 1983-1984. In what now seems like it came from a bizarro world, Mike Haynes was tired of the ineptness in New England, and demanded a trade out of town to Oakland in the middle of the 1983 season. All he and Lester Hayes did was shut down teams on the way to a Super Bowl drubbing of Washington.
So where would a potential Nnamdi Asomugha and Darrelle Revis pairing rank? Considering how well both have played up until now, and their ages, I think no lower than the top 5, with a chance to be #1 if they come in and play well together and put the Jets in position for a title.
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July 28th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
TBL sent this idea to you with a raging boner.
/you know it’s true
July 28th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
(and your third option at corner is a young Charlie Waters)
this guy was a safety, no?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Thank you Barry Sanders for shaking Rod out of his jock and ACL in 94/95 and helping to ruin his greatness in Black and Gold.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Chris Gamble and Dustin Fox.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Texans are apparently in the lead for Asomugha according to Michael Lombardi of NFL Network: http://www.ganggreennation.com/2011/7/28/2300495/houston-texans-now-the-enemy-in-nnamdi-asomugha-sweepstakes
July 28th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Where is Nick Harper and Jason David? They took a team to a Super Bowl title?!
July 28th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Lester Hayes was a-a-awesom-m-m-e.
/mean spirited
July 28th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Black and Yellow, black and yellow damn it.
/rough commenting day
//someone warm up the pen
July 28th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
/Dougies
July 28th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Black and Yellow, black and yellow damn it.
/picks up Mendenhall fumble
//BELT’d
July 28th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Robert Tate and Wassau Serwanga. Eh? Ehhhh? No?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
This group did not even make the NFL Network list.
their quality was likely overshadowed by the fearsomeness of the foursome on the D line.
You know who I thought was good? Eric Allen and the other tall kid from Philly, the one who could shut down Irvin. I forgot his name though. The Eagles dropped him like a bad habit at the end, too.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Goddamn. What do you know that I dont know? I was going to say that I would lose my shit if they got him but now Im not so sure
July 28th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
!!!
But… you gotta play them folk twice a year. Shouldn’t you want him to end up in Dallas or SF?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Of the “anyones” that Deion Sanders played with, the best was in 1994 with Davis, when the 49ers won the Super Bowl
But Larry Brown won Super Bowl MVP, that’s the highest of peaks!
July 28th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Eric Allen is probably the best HOF eligible corner that isn’t in. Unless I’m forgetting someone really obvious. Which is probable.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Minnifield and Dixon are too low…
July 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
DRC and Patrick Peterson have potential to be on this list.
/if DRC wasnt going to be traded for Feeley 2.0 that is
July 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Fuck Neil O’Donnell
July 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
that gang green blog is funny. This part is choice.
I would prefer not to see the Jets lose Asomugha because of a few million per year because that kind of money is almost inconsequential in the NFL.
He goes on to just arbitrarily cut a linebacker to get the extra money.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I could give a shit, whatever keeps the odds of Mark fucking Sanchez raising the Lombardi Trophy in Indianapolis this year to a minimum is what I’m going with.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Texans are apparently in the lead for Asomugha
dont blow it you fagheaded jackasses!
July 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Asante Samuel and Troy Brown in 04.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
How far would they drop if Stickum had already been banned?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Eric Allen is probably the best HOF eligible corner that isn’t in. Unless I’m forgetting someone really obvious. Which is probable.
Aeneas williams is right at the top of the list.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
The Eagles dropped him like a bad habit at the end, too.
That was in the Vet days. That guy might not even have legs below the knees after playing there for a couple of years.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Troy Vincent? Bobby Taylor? Actually, I think those guys both came after Eric Allen.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Also, where’s Peanut Tillman and Nate Vasher? No, seriously, where are they? Not on this list, but Nate Vasher has been missing since 2007.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Goddamn. What do you know that I dont know? I was going to say that I would lose my shit if they got him but now Im not so sure
I’m still not sure Texans. I get the distinct feeling he’s using us to drive up the price. Johnathan Joseph will set his demands based on what Asomugha gets, but he is apparently Plan B for the Texans.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Yep. Severely underrated but thats what happens when you are too loyal to your shitty team.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Fuck that song up the butthole. I died a little bit yesterday becuase I’m going to be hearing that godawful song 30 times during every home game this year. They actually played it live before the AFC title game last year. I was doing this the whole time because I thought we would lose by that putrid song.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Troy Vincent? Bobby Taylor? Actually, I think those guys both came after Eric Allen.
It’s bobby taylor, and I have my eras confused. I thought those two played together. Forget I said anything.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
It’s amazing what this one site as done to me in regards to the Jets. I never thought of them until TBL began gargling Sanchez’s load. I get the love of Rex. He’s actually elite at what he does. But the Sanchez stuff makes my skin crawl.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
He got his RING.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
dont blow it you fagheaded jackasses!
/adds ‘fagheaded’ to list of potential names to call someone
July 28th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
It’s amazing what this one site as done to me in regards to the Jets. I never thought of them until TBL began gargling Sanchez’s load. I get the love of Rex. He’s actually elite at what he does. But the Sanchez stuff makes my skin crawl.
Every last word of this.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Oh, shit, wait a minute, Williams didn’t go to the Rams until their second Super Bowl appearance. He didn’t get his RING. Oops!
July 28th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
I call McNair a bald headed faggot all the time
July 28th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Nope. He showed up a year too late for that party.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
SC, I think sanders was adding ms’ dougie, not his own dougie.
/because it’s important to clarify dougies
July 28th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
But the Sanchez stuff makes my skin crawl.
he told us earlier that Matt Hasselbeck took the Seahawks to the superbowl, right before telling us it wasn’t smart to bolster an offensive line before you’ve got the QB. I know several girls who understand football better than JMac.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
It’s amazing what this one site as done to me in regards to the Jets. I never thought of them until TBL began gargling Sanchez’s load. I get the love of Rex. He’s actually elite at what he does. But the Sanchez stuff makes my skin crawl.
This is no way to talk about the reigning 3-time Pre-Season Superbowl Champions!!!
July 28th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
best cb tandem- chris dishman and some other dude, 1991 oilers
July 28th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Oh, shit, wait a minute, Williams didn’t go to the Rams until their second Super Bowl appearance. He didn’t get his RING. Oops!
yeah, but he got a sweet video anthology in the mail from Bill Belichick.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
He did shine in the spotlight though.
Thats getting it done. To bad he did not pick Tawmmy.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Lisk, why in the hell did you write this column? Nnamdi Asomugha is probably going to be a Texan. I call this premature columnating.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Ummm what about Charles Woodson and Tramon Williams?
/Butters
PS Did I mention that you can’t count Superbowls, you have to count NFL championships, and that the Packers have 13?
/belt’d
July 28th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Ty Law’s Super Bowl MVP trophy was in the same mailing, I think.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
this.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
I like the Jets… by default of course because the whole New England thing. I’d also like to hire Rex Ryan to be our keynote speaker at this year’s retreat. I think the kids could learn a lot from him about fighting adversity.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
They’ll be the best cornerback tandem in 2011 and that’s all that matters…. its time for a super bowl…. just fucking get there then worry about winning it.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
The song was good once, maybe twice. I really hope they don’t play it that much, I really do. I was just saying yellow because gold is what the niners wear.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Lisk, why in the hell did you write this column? Nnamdi Asomugha is probably going to be a Texan. I call this premature columnating.
See Comment #1
July 28th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
It’s amazing what this one site as done to me in regards to the Jets. I never thought of them until TBL began gargling Sanchez’s load. I get the love of Rex. He’s actually elite at what he does. But the Sanchez stuff makes my skin crawl.
I was thinking this same thing the other day.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
IIRC, that game for the Pats was all about checkdown, checkdown, convert on third down and don’t turn the ball over. I also think they sucked pretty big dicks at the converting of the third downs in that game.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
/Does Deon endzone dance like a uncoordinated white guy and falls over the coffee table
July 28th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
What about Ron Fellows and Everson Walls? They were really good at the same time
July 28th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Comment #1 and mine go hand in hand, if you will.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
HOLY SHIT~!!! Bob Bradley has been fired by US Soccer. Wow.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
That song was good until it was made.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Lisk, why in the hell did you write this column? Nnamdi Asomugha is probably going to be a Texan. I call this premature columnating.
jinxing sumbitch
July 28th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
And Kate Upton’s dougie rules all
July 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Hard to believe “Lucky” TeBuckey Jones would have had the game-clinching 99-yard TD fumble recovery if McGinest hadn’t held Faulk on the goal-line.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
But the Sanchez stuff makes my skin crawl
Mark Sanchez = Chad Henne.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Was he named in the UNC case instead of Butch Davis, too?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
I didn’t get to see much Everson Walls live action, but he was everywhere in the Cowboys/49ers Sega CD game I had. Of course, that had to be pieced together solely with footage of Cowboys/49ers games so I saw the same pass he knocked down several times. But it was good coverage!
July 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
That’s how I recall it. I’m pretty sure the first time I ever saw Brady efficiently move the ball downfield with efficiency and pace, was the final drive. Until that point I ready to go back to Bledsoe.
/we all make mistakes
July 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Lisk’s ideas seem to originate from the topics of conversation on here more than anything else. I’m understanding this as contextualizing so that nobody mouths off and says something dumb about Jackie Robinson when Nnamdi signs wherever he ends up
July 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Lisk, why in the hell did you write this column? Nnamdi Asomugha is probably going to be a Texan. I call this premature columnating.
ShutupShutupShutupShutup. Stopfuckingjinxingus.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
But Brett Favre did give him a lifetime of playoff memories in just one game
Too soon to tell on Williams but Woodson is damn good, real good
July 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
LINKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
July 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
HOLY SHIT~!!! Bob Bradley has been fired by US Soccer. Wow.
Link that now please.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Gotta get a body on McGinest at the goalline. It’s where he does his best work.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
J-E-T-S, JETS-JETS-JETS
/pukes on J-Mac’s smedium jet t-shirt
July 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
But Brett Favre did give him a lifetime of playoff memories in just one game
+5
July 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I assume this is hyperbole. Sanchez is a good QB, but he’s nothing more. He seems to be a gamer, though, and that tends to lead towards massive over exaggerations.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
About time.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Everson Walls was my favorite player when I was a kid. He’s the only guy to ever lead the league in INTs 3 times. Which is kind of a weird distinction to own because it implies that teams still weren’t scared of throwing towards him but he was really good for a pretty long time
July 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Here’s the Bradley link.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
+1 Gino Cappelletti groan
July 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
I really wish I could remember this game.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
I assume this is hyperbole.
Compare their passing numbers. Then report back to me.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Bob Bradley link.
/dougies
July 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
and in the flat, well, back when he was mobile. he knocked the shit out of marshall faulk the entire game during the pats first SB. and it was all legal.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Bob Bradley is out??!? WOAH, that came out of nowhere…in the sense that it didn’t happen immediately after the Gold Cup final fuck-up.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
@YYSA – Kolb deal done. Eagles get DRC + a #2.
/sticks out my tongue
July 28th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I really wish I could remember this game.
I’ll sum it up for you: “Brett Favre drops back, throws it up for grabs… INTERCEPTION!”
/repeat that 5 times. FIVE.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
U.S. Soccer will have a further announcement on Friday.
Interesting. Anyone been following Klinsmen’s movements lately?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
/clicks link
//dougies
///clicks link again
////dougies again
July 28th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
HOLY SHIT~!!! Bob Bradley has been fired by US Soccer. Wow.
About time.
now fire his kid from midfield
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
BOB STOOPS TO USA SOCCER!!111ONE
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
HOLY SHIT~!!! Bob Bradley has been fired by US Soccer. Wow.
About time.
About 6 years too late!!
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
/dougies
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
One short
I didn’t start drinking heavily until 31-10 so most of it remains clear…really thought they had a shot going in and did a fair job against that offense but letting the defense score 3 times was a kick to the pills
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
¿Quién?
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain was lethal for a few years.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Anyone been following Klinsmen’s movements lately?
racist.
/oh, you said Klinsmen.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
NDub duckworth by a minute!
/still happy that Bradley is gone
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
@YYSA – Kolb deal done. Eagles get DRC + a #2.
Great deal for Philly
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
If TBL and FSV could get this to autoplay all day long, I think all of our jobs and lives would be better.
Need linkage on the Bradley firing and NFL Trades.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Does not compute.
/understands sometimes math gets lost in excitement
//dougies with BFFredo
July 28th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
DRC will be toast October 30th. Dez is going to get all up in that ass.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
One short
Dammit.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
can we get a one-liner for the soccer fanbois to discuss this? we haven’t had good offseason football talk in far too long.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Indeed. And Kevin Kolb. Time will tell for the Cardinals.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I would include them on the list.
I would take Williams over everyone except Revis and Nnamdi.
/Biased homer
July 28th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I would assume that’s the next logical step, well at least having other pairings to see if another group could do better. And another group will show that.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I’m not dougying (sp?) over Bradley being out but I am ready for a change and some new ideas.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
yeah, I get the newsletter. there’s a crossburning in Valdosta on the 5th and a potluck the next afternoon.
/oh, you said Klinsman
July 28th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
/vomits on spencer
//continues dougie
July 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
I wish I had one of these when I was a kid…
July 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
can we get a one-liner for the soccer fanbois to discuss this? we haven’t had good offseason football talk in far too long.
It was already up but it got timestamped wrong so it disappeared.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Here Philly
I think NDub also linked it earlier on here.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Anyone been following Klinsmen’s movements lately?
racist.
/oh, you said Klinsmen.
dammit, your wit is too quick.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
/dougies
Oh and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out Bradley.
July 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
There is a large group of Colts fans discussing which players’ jerseys they own on the Twitters currently. Not surprisingly, they own a lot of 18′s, 44′s and 17′s. Hmm…
July 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
DAMMIT, Clay!
July 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Does not compute.
This was my thought. He’s barely been there 5 years.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
I have about as much confidence in US Soccer hiring the right man as I do in our Gov’t coming to a sensible decision on the drug war.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Anyone been following Klinsmen’s movements lately?
I read this as Klansmen. Whoops.
/was on the line with the ACLU to report ms621
July 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
I’m not dougying (sp?) over Bradley being out but I am ready for a change and some new ideas.
they should use their hands, instead of their feet. And bounce the ball. And make the net small, round, and 10 feet off the ground. And then use really tall black guys for the USMNT.
/new ideas
July 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
racist.
/oh, you said Klinsmen.
What if I had, non-sequiter, said Klansmen but then I revealed later that I work for the Southern Poverty Law Center?
July 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Leigh Bodden and Travis Fisher – Lions 2008
July 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
SNES > Sega
July 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Amusing timing amidst the Klansman misunderstanding
July 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
This is a good first step though, so maybe they actually will make a smart decision.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Yes. Can this please happen? Get on it Duffy. Less faggy futbol more meat eating, pussy slaying football.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
If only someone had noticed that the Klansmen and Klinsmen share a strikingly high percentage of letters before you did…
July 28th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Here’s some football talk
July 28th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
If only someone had noticed that the Klansmen and Klinsmen share a strikingly high percentage of letters before you did…
+1
July 28th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Coincidence Jürgen Klinsmann is of German decent? I think not.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Wait, what? I thought Brad Smith to Bears was a done deal? Not that I’m complaining because this prevents Angelo and Co. from wasting money on another glorified special teams player.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
If only someone had noticed that the Klansmen and Klinsmen share a strikingly high percentage of letters before you did…
Meh… go jerk off into your pink hat.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
July 28th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Okay, so the Bills bench has 200 additional pounds of ballast in case of a strong wind. Moving on….
July 28th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
they should use their hands, instead of their feet. And bounce the ball. And make the net small, round, and 10 feet off the ground. And then use really tall black guys for the USMNT.
but wouldn’t those ideas lead to a bunch of USMNT guys ending up bankrupt and destitute with 20 chirren?
July 28th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Uh, that really addresses the Bills’ myriad problems.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
I mean, I don’t want to say that there aren’t a lot of black people at Colts homes games, but there aren’t a lot of black people at Colts home games. Except for this guy.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
According to Schefter’s tweety birding
July 28th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Overpaid!
July 28th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
bilols.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Indiana is white as fuck. The black population is in the NW part of the state.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
I don’t know how Bills fans do it sometimes…
July 28th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Brad Smith?
/wanking motion
//I don’t care about overspending!
///bills usually underspend!
July 28th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
this prevents Angelo and Co. from wasting money on another glorified special teams player
How can it be a waste of money if it furthers their entire organizational philosophy of building around special teams? And furthermore, dude, “glorified” is not the proper nomenclature for Brad Smith
July 28th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
I thought Gary had lost half of its population.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Indiana is white as fuck. The black population is in the NW part of the state.
So basically all the black people in Indiana live in Gary?
July 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Lots of booze, wings and blue cheese
July 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
What, he’s probably their best QB now.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
It’s also the birthplace of the Klan.
/tying everything together
July 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Overpaid!
not if he ends up as the starting QB, and they quit trying to throw the ball in December in 65 mph freezing wind.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Has Plax had any workouts for teams, or is he just going to get signed sight unseen?
July 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Saints reached a 2-year deal with OT Jermon Bushrod.
now if we can add another DT, I’ll be thrilled.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Bob Bradley link.
/dougies
Can Gulati not fuck up again and hire Klinsmann? Oh, and take Bornstein out of the starting 11 please.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
maybe we’re just looking for the next great special teamer who won’t make it to the hall of fame out of voter bias against special teams!
/pours one out for Steve Tasker
July 28th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Boom – 84% white in Indiana
It would explain the racism I grew up with, and the one black kid in my school of 1,200+.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Are the Bills going to sign Matt Jones next? Is there access to cocaine in Buffalo?
/lights JPQ signal
//stares wistfully into the distance
July 28th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
don’t mock the Fitzbeard!
July 28th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
“Asian-American”, please
July 28th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
SC, cocaine? no. Meth? yes
July 28th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
4 years $15M doesn’t exactly seem like a killer contract. It actually seems about right for a really good special teamer who might be a useable WR in certain sets. It’s less money than Alvin Harper got from the Buccaneers like 16 years ago
July 28th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
He needs to thumb through his thesaurus a few more times before his post goes up.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Gary, Indiana is the type of place no white man should ever step into
/that might have been a little racist
July 28th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
It would explain the racism I grew up with, and the one black kid in my school of 1,200+
I’ll raise you 0 black kids in the 2000 student HS I went to.
/Middle class white boy that grew up in the burbs
July 28th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
When you get kicked off to as often as the Bills do, you need a lot of kick returners.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
/pours one out for Michael Jackson
July 28th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
…
July 28th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
It’s also the birthplace of the Klan.
/tying everything together
Incorrect. The Klan used to be headquarated in Kokomo, but actually was born in Tennessee.
/took a Civil Rights Movement class in college.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
sad but totally true
July 28th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Marion County (Indy) has the largest number of blacks, but their per is probably the same or less than the per in the NW part of the state.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Brady Hoke used the following words/phrases at B1G media day today:
- funnest
- most happier
- importantest
The Duffman is probably down a few home appliances right now.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Mexigod. That is all. Continue.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
July 28th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Nope, SC, all of those words are from Shakespeare. You’ve just got to read more
July 28th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
average QB with same stats as Chad Henne who benefits from a great defense?
July 28th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
so glad Jersey took time out of his galavanting to join us!
July 28th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Incorrect. The Klan used to be headquarated in Kokomo, but actually was born in Tennessee.
/took a Civil Rights Movement class in college.
MS, have you read this book? I plan to pick it up soon.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Incorrect. The Klan used to be headquarated in Kokomo, but actually was born in Tennessee.
/took a Civil Rights Movement class in college.
sure you did
July 28th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Fixed
July 28th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I too, own a #6 jersey of my team’s quarterback that I’m not proud of. He also throws many ill advised passes.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Shit, that was supposed to be Meximelt
/is that bullpen ready yet?
//ok good
July 28th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
I started it, and it was pretty good, but with classes/research I never finished it. It’s a local story, so was given away as a gift to everyone here.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Jersey, did you read the new Rex Ryan post that came out yesterday?
July 28th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
MS, have you read this book? I plan to pick it up soon.
I haven’t. But I have read Parting the Waters. I highly recommend it.
July 28th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Of course I did. SC alerted me on my wall and I dropped everything I was doing.
July 28th, 2011 at 11:14 PM
Great, great list. Very much appreciate the apparent lack of bias toward modern tandems. I saw everyone of those tandems play – so it’s an incredible rush to see that list. I really loved the Adderly-Renfro tandem even though I was not a Cowboys fan. Ironically, I liked many of their players of that era.