The Roundup: A Man Woke Up in a Body Bag in a Morgue, Big 12 Coaches Give Longhorn Network the Stiff Arm & NHL Players as Kids
Minka Kelly … Gossip Girl actress getting sued by her mom … America’s best cities for singles … The Big Lebowski’s bungalow is up for sale … butt stabber on the loose in Fairfax County, Virginia … he’s going from covering Virginia Tech to covering Kentucky … this recently-killed Mountain Lion traveled from South Dakota to Connecticut … cool: NHL players as kids … U.S.-born teen guilty of beheading Mexican drug rivals … because we haven’t had a Murdoch-related read in a couple days … this alleged lady of the night is a wannabe WAG … look at that sinkhole under her bed! … he woke up in a morgue in a body bag …
What does your favorite 80s band say about you? [McSweeney's]
Don’t you love how Big 12 coaches are giving the stiff arm to the Longhorn Network? [Post-Dispatch]
You might cry after reading some of these texts from daughter to mother during the Norway saga. [Irish Times]
Kimbo Slice’s high school son is a college football prospect. [Sun-Sentinel]
Is it that easy to frame someone? Poor woman is one of my people. [NYT]
Details continue to trickle out in the David Salinas-AAU-scam story. He bilked money from two NBA players. [SI]
Butler basketball has been very, very good to the University. Like a-billion-in-free-PR good. [Rush the Court]
Sounds like Josh Smith’s plan to lose weight has backfired. Ben Howland must be thrilled. [CBS Sports]
This graphic on the racial wealth gap is staggering, almost to the point that it’s difficult to believe. [CNN]
Mike Vick sold his PS3 to a college student, then ended up getting the kid tickets to a home game. [Crossing Broad]
The anticipated of being Re-tweeted. This is terrific. [An Associate's Mind]
Am I the only one who has never used Hulu in any capacity? [Times]
Agent busted allegedly trying to score a threesome. [Sports Agent Blog]
Olympian Speedy Peterson killed himself. He was 29. His suicide comes days after he was arrested for drunk driving.
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July 27th, 2011 at 8:32 AM
FIRST!
July 27th, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Agent busted allegedly trying to score a threesome.
with middle school girls. That’s the part that made it illegal.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Such a troubled life. He was sexually molested as a child, his sister was killed by a drunk driver at the age of 5, and he watched a friend commit suicide a few years ago.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
I hope the Braves lose 19 in a row. Penance.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
Good stuff TBL, good way to start the morning. Hopefully by tonight, Nnamdi will be heading toward PHL, not EWR.
/Pirates-Braves game was bullshit
July 27th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
Cant stop looking at her ankles now
July 27th, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Thank you very much Tampa Bay Buccanneers management for being cheap, even in a season when you are forced to spend most of the 59 million you’re below the cap.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:38 AM
Went to U2′s 360 show last night at Heinz – it was awesome. The stage/lighting was a spectacle in itself. Here was the setlist:
Main Set: Even Better Than the Real Thing, The Fly, Mysterious Ways, Until the End of the World – Anthem, I Will Follow, Get On Your Boots, I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For – The Promised Land, Stay, Beautiful Day – Space Oddity, Elevation, Pride, Miss Sarajevo, Zooropa, City of Blinding Lights, Vertigo – Two Hearts Beat As One, Miss You – I’ll Go Crazy (remix) – Discotheque – Psycho Killer – Life During Wartime – Please, Sunday Bloody Sunday, Scarlet, Walk On
Encore(s): One, Hallelujah – Where The Streets Have No Name, Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me, With Or Without You, Moment Of Surrender, Bad – In The Garden – Walk On The Wild Side – 40
July 27th, 2011 at 8:38 AM
CANKLE ALERT
July 27th, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Damn Roeth, that’s a hell of a set list. Wish I could’ve caught them when they were in Philly last week.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
this recently-killed Mountain Lion traveled from South Dakota to Connecticut
i’m surprised the story says it’s one of the longest journies ever recorded. mountain lions once occupied a large portion of north america and canada. 1500 miles doesn’t seem like it’d be that long.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
/pulls out all my mix tapes
/can’t decide my favorite
July 27th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
My grandparents haven’t. Nor my cousin who works on oil rigs and doesn’t have a CPU.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
That list of bands made me squeal. ABC! I loved them.
/happy teenager-college student back then
July 27th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
i’m surprised the story says it’s one of the longest journies ever recorded. mountain lions once occupied a large portion of north america and canada. 1500 miles doesn’t seem like it’d be that long.
I think you misunderstand. Whey occupied all those parts of North America, there were a great many of them.
How is 1500 miles not a great distance for anything that walks?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
That I don’t need nothin…but a good time.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
thanks, man
would you trade Nnamdi if it meant DeSean Jackson would hold out all year?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
/nods
July 27th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
Am I the only one who has never used Hulu in any capacity?
it’s just another “I never” this guy is trying to wear like a badge of honor.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
Roethlisberger – what’s the age spread at a U2 concert? probably no teenagers, right? I would assume mostly 20+ up?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
mountain lion doesn’t give a shit.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
This graphic on the racial wealth gap is staggering, almost to the point that it’s difficult to believe.
not really.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
damn Roeth, I’m not a U@ fan but that looks like it was a hell of a show.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
roeth…how was heinz as a concert venue? did u2 have a 360 stage or did they put em at an endzone?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
I’m just waiting for Nnamdi to do the right thing. Just waiting. Does he become the most hated man on the TBL multiverse for becoming a Jet?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Me too! The Look of Love baby!
July 27th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
More or less difficult to believe than the “$1 billion in PR” calculations for Butler?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Wide mix of everything. The family in front of us was a dad/mom about 40ish with two sons (I’m guessing they were about 8 and 6). I was very proud of the dad when he woke the 6 year old up for the encore of Where the Streets Have No Name so he didn’t miss it.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Why would you think these would be connected?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
hmm, U@ must be a hell of a band.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Who wants to help suggest a UFA strong side LB the Bears should target that fits Lovie’s cover 2? Nick Roach apparently doesn’t want to return as a b/u. Now we have 0 strong side LBs.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
run a 5-2.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
How is 1500 miles not a great distance for anything that walks?
b/c forest gump watered that number down by continuously running back and forth across the country. excuse me if i’m not impressed by a healthy mountain lion who never wore metal leg braces walked 1500 miles…
July 27th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
I laughed.
/fuck the Skins
July 27th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Way better than I expected (and way better than PNC Park was for the Rolling Stones). Typically, the stage apparently goes right in the middle of the field. But, since Heinz doesn’t have much seating at the south end zone (nearest the river) the slid the stage toward that end, but still had the 360 degree ramps around the stage. I’m guessing the band just didn’t use that area as much as normal, but they definitely did some “laps”.
The stage is a monstrousity – it took up about half the field and extends over 150 feet in the air vertically.
I really thought the “steep” sides of Heinz did a nice job of keeping the acoustics reasonable.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
No. Because he doesn’t fit there and would hamstring the Jets for years cap wise. I think most people, except New England “fans”, would be thrilled if the Jets bungled that. You’ve already got Revis and a issue retaining your skill position talent money wise on offense. NA going there only screws your offense more.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
James Anderson. Only one that comes to mind. But he’s going to, and should, cost you.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
yeah, something seems weird about that. I know a lot of game and fish people don’t like to acknowledge mountain lions existence, at least down here. people report seeing them from time to time, but the game and fish people say there aren’t any in the state.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
run a 5-2.
against the run in madden.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Apparently you can’t hold out past August 22nd, or else you lose a year of accrued time, so any holdout won’t go past that point. And they aren’t connected. The Eagles are somewhere between $15-$18 mil under the cap.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Lovie’s 5-2 would probably involve Israel Idonije dropping into coverage. While that would be funny to watch, I could only laugh so long at it.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
/fuck the Skins
no one was hoping for a lockout more than me.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
SC, who jammed the stick up your ass?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Saw U2 down here in Miami early this month. I read that they’re actually going to be donating the stage to an amphitheater after the tour is over in order to turn it into a permanent concert venue. It’s THAT sick.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
jesus christ.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
The Big Lebowski’s bungalow is up for sale
It was the Dude’s bungalow. The Big Lebowski was the other Lebowski.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
If I were a Jets fan, I’d want my FO to make moves that help balance my offense more than assist an already dominant defense. Isn’t the only real hole to fill at DT for the Jets?
July 27th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
The way I figure, it’s most likely going to go down like this: Nnamdi signs some weird deal where he gets paid for three years. Santonio as well. The biggest thing is Nnamdi meaning he’ll come to NY for less dough. Sanchez reorganizes some decent amount of money in his 4th or 5th year and and that puts him right around the time extension talks start. That puts them at a window of 3, 4 years MAX to have a bunch of good players on their team. I’ll take that for now and deal with the fallout later. Like I bet a bunch of other teams would.
July 27th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Ending to Braves game last night…this morning. What a horrible call by ump.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
glad to see that the Vikings apparently just don’t give a shit anymore.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Doug Free stays a Cowboy for a reasonable price
/spikes football
//white guy dance
July 27th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Found a good pic of the U2 stage relative to the size of an NFL stadium.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
looks like a giant crab.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Offense is balanced. Offensive line returns, just replacing Damien Woody with the serviceable Wayne Hunter. They’ll rotate players at DT like last year and hope the dlinemen that they drafted can pick up quickly. Sign Santonio, get lucky with Nnamdi, and everything else will fall into place. Again, that still resolves around getting lucky with Nnamdi. And if that drives up the price on Nnamdi and he goes somewhere else, having Cromartie as a fallback option ain’t too shabby.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
After 3 years I would think you’re about as numb to my shots against New England as Coop and Roeth are to Spencer’s shots at the Burgh.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
He was tagged twice, but I guess since he hit the plate eventually it was a good call.
/whoops
July 27th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
It’s apparently nicknamed the “claw”. They reportedly have 3 of them that leapfrog in front of them during the tour because it takes at least 4 days to setup.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
How much less money is less money? Several million dollars per year? Four million less than Revis is still a huge, huge number.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
nnamdi fits the jets perfectly…he’s not as physical with bump and run like revis is, but nnamdi’s long arms allow him to get his hands on WR’s regardless. he’d fit the jets perfectly.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
No way he’d surpass Sanchez.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
look at that sinkhole under her bed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP4RZVFSU8I
July 27th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Still, 2 days in a row, just sounds lazy.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Can somebody who knows answer me this: who pays for all that? Is this the cost of touring for U2/management group/etc and therefore ticket prices would cover? Or maybe the venues help out a bit in order to draw them to the site?
/curious
July 27th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Saw it in ’09 in Dallas. Thought it fucking stunk. Couldn’t get over Bono not getting over himself and his 8″ platform boots. He’s not Gene fucking Simmons. I get that he’s a midget but don’t Tom Cruise it up out there for fuck’s sake.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
True, even if TBL goes all gaga for him, at least for Nnamdi its deserved
July 27th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
You even read the article? Because Leighton Meester is suing her mom, not the other way around, as you present it.
I’ve seen em at 3 venues on the 360 stage (old Giants, Linc, FedEx) and they were all in end-zone. Haven’t heard of a single venue where the stage was in the middle of the field.
Also…you got a treat with “Bad”….that’s the first time they’ve played it on the 2011 leg of the tour.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
What’d I do yesterday?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
u2 pays for the stage setup and the transportation and construction.
tho, i gotta say…4 stages like that could feed an AWFUL lot of starving african children, bono…
/like u2 but bono’s a 12-couric piece of shit
July 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Pretty sure it’s shouldered by U2, maybe some by Live Nation as well
July 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Sanchez can suck it.
/Fuck USC
July 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Sanchez and his agent needs to find a way to not make 13 mil this year.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Haven’t heard of a single venue where the stage was in the middle of the field.
superbowl halftime show?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Doug Free stays a Cowboy for a reasonable price
/spikes football
//white guy dance
Tampa is terrible at bidding wars. They seem to have quit almost immediately. I will speculate that the biggest part of Dallas’s offer was the agreement that Free would keep the LT job, so that when this contract ends, he can get another one as a free agent LT. Tampa only had RT open.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
damn I heard about it but that was the first I’ve seen. what an awful call. how did another ump not come in and help out? at least Hurdle wore them out all the way off the field.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
I. I have nothing.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Former Cane and current Saints LB Jon Vilma donated $450k to The U. Just more great stuff from the #1 family in college sports. http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/07/27/2332383/ex-miami-hurricane-jonathan-vilma.html
July 27th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Almost every concert on their 360 tour.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
I talking specifically about the U2 360 tour.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Jesus! He’s really making 13 mil? Thank God they put a rookie wage scale in.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Is Tampa not aware that Donald Penn is awful?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Spence, if you’re NA, wouldn’t you rather play in the NFC where your chances of even getting to the Super Bowl are greater? If he goes to Dallas, he can make more money and have a better shot at winning because the playoff slate isn’t as tough as the meat grinder AFC.
I just think it makes too much sense not to go to Dallas. If he wants to act after football, it’s not like Jerry Jones doesn’t know people in Hollywood. The whole acting angle is as dumb as LeBron needing to go to NY to “be more marketable.”
July 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Seriously? I’ve seen 3, and know of at least 3 more, where the stage was not in center.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
JaMarkus would be a fool to restructure – this is his last big contract.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
It was in the middle of the field here in Miami @ Sun Life/Dolphin/Pro Player/Joe Robbie Stadium.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Haven’t heard of a single venue where the stage was in the middle of the field.
Years and years ago I saw the Beastie Boys with a 360 stage. Granted, that was only in an arena.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
I hope you feel dirty on Sundays for cheering him.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Sanchez and his agent needs to find a way to not make 13 mil this year.
outside of him and Revis, there’s nobody else really to ask, either. Ask David Harris to take less than the franchise tag is worth?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
i know we all hate them and i know all of us that understand what they’re watching thinks sanchez sucks, but that AFC meat grinder? nnamdi on the jets would have rex cranking the wheel.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Is Tampa not aware that Donald Penn is awful?
I haven’t seen enough tampa games to have an opinion on that.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I’m all for this movement.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I have a bunch of U2
July 27th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Interesting, guess I’m wrong…I guess I just anecdotally saw a bunch where they were in end-zone.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Nnamdi could play a slave in TNT’s updated version of Dallas. JR Ewing could beat him mercilessly every time he saw him.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
trying to get the wife to take a photo of me prior to starbucks run so you guys could make fun of me.
boat shoes (i’m out of socks) and a Magic Johnson jersey (no t-shirt).
i need a haircut, so i’ll probably have to wear a hat.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Diehard friends who say the stage was int he middle. You sure they weren’t in the middle of the Old Meadowlands Stadium?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Can someone do the metric conversion for me in that sinkhole article?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
/co-signed
July 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
what’s this about? nnamdi wants to act?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
trying to get the wife to take a photo of me prior to starbucks run so you guys could make fun of me.
what happened to that KCup machine you got? You raved about it and then promptly forgot it.
Plus, I’d rather see a picture of your wife. Unless you’ve got a picture of you, holding a giant novelty check, for an amount less than my monthly mortgage. Because that would be totes awesome.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Did you burn that Ewing jersey yet, TBL?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
butt stabber on the loose in Fairfax County, Virginia
my preschoolers would love to discuss this
July 27th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Positive. I had seats in the 100 level behind the stage.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
God no. But he would take more money over a longer period of time, which is what he prefers.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
i call this look “whenever im not at work.”
July 27th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
/high fives SG
July 27th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Can someone do the metric conversion for me in that sinkhole article?
2 and a half feet across, and 37 feet deep, or so.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
You seem like the right person to get several movements started, one for each thing that annoys you. The goal for each would be really simple: “whatever annoys me, isn’t allowed to be near me, wherever I am”.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
The anticipated of being Re-tweeted. This is terrific
is this similar to the anticipated of waiting for someone to +1 you?
/didn’t read link
July 27th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
New Orleans, Las Vegas, Miami top 5? Was their process driven by how likely you are to pick up an STD? Spray tanning per capita? Volume of hair gel sold?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
1st of all, fucl you, you baller. 2nd, you’re probably right. But I have seen pictures of them in the middle of their venues.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
I’ve met TBL’s wife. Hopefully he won’t be offended by me saying he out kicked his coverage.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
/high fives TBL
July 27th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Is that approach so wrong?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
I guess “middle” might be actually relatively speaking in terms of this…it wasn’t jutted up right against the seats in the endzone…there was room for “red-zone” ticket holders to be back there…but it wasn’t perfectly centered.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
jersey, if somebody offers Nmandi 16 million per (which is what he was making, and since that’s revis money, it’s a pretty reasonable assessment of market value) how much less do you think he should take for the privilege of playing for the Jets?
5 million less? Do you think his agent would let him sign for 5 million less?
Because he’ll be dealing with offers. Several offers. And somebody might buy him an acting coach to travel with the team, or sign three guys who love improv to the practice squad.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
tho, i gotta say…4 stages like that could feed an AWFUL lot of starving african children, bono…
Indeed. I heard the stage(s) cost $39 MILLION. That probably includes transportation, etc… but still, that’s a lot of rice and malaria vaccinations.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
JayV & TBL – are you guys going to the Phillies game tonight? If so, should be pretty awesome if it’s Timmy vs. Hamels
July 27th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/09/24/arts/music/20090924_U2slideshow_3.html
Here’s a pic from Giants that shows what I’m talking about.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Ditto. Hawkeye shorts, white t-shirt and no shoes. I walk to the 7-Eleven in my house slippers. They know me after 2 years, they don’t judge.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
The goal for each would be really simple: “whatever annoys me, isn’t allowed to be near me, wherever I am”.
I am on board with this mentality.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I’m going tonite & tomorrow…Fearless Leader will be down tomorrow.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Dirt. That is most likely what’s going to happen. Period. Even though the team that does give him 16 mil a season deserves to be mocked endlessly. But can a boy dream? Only so I can tell the people in the earlier Nnamdi thread to, at the least, blow me.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Well then, I guess my first movement would be getting you banned. I didn’t write the article. I’m sorry that I’m one of many people here who gets annoyed with bad parents and their screaming, badly behaved kids.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Oh, and thank you to the 4 of you that donated to that charity yesterday. Your help is appreciated. I mean that.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
he woke the 6 year old up for the encore of Where the Streets Have No Name so he didn’t miss it.
probably been typed already, but i don’t want to go to a show at which a 6yo or anyone can fall asleep. grandpa U2. what was his political rant?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
SG…our zombie fort will have a soundproof kids section.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Olympian Speedy Peterson killed himself.
I skiied with Speedy in February at Park City through a friend. He was a really nice kid.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Can I get the blueprints for this? I’d like to install one in my house by the time most of my friends have kids.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Can’t wait for someone to rail against Miami’s “facilities” as a reason for recent program struggles.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
run a 5-2.
high school memories!
Go Knights!!
July 27th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Movement to bring back whooping kids asses > movement so some hipsters can have a quiet meal
July 27th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
damn, how much would tickets run to be in the inner circle part of the stage? assuming they can even be bought by the public?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Maybe kids and their parents eat dinner first, then all the adults without kids who would like a peaceful meal eat second. We could switch up the order every day.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
It’s been a long time since someone got banned, so maybe it’s time. However, I care far too less about Michigan football to make harmless jokes that bother no one, so I probably won’t get banned.
Kids behaving badly in a place like an airplane can be annoying. But I’m not a non-contributing, whiny, zero, so I don’t do things like go to my blog to complain about them when in reality it doesn’t affect me once I’m off that plane.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Disirregardless of who fronts the money, it’s the fans who shoulder it.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Does Nmandi play WR, because last I checked the Jets needed a couple of those before they go throwing 12+ million a year at a CB.
So good parents with good kids must suffer? A small percentage of certain minorities are loud in the theater, should we start banning all of them too?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
I can get behind this too.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Yeah this.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
@Roethlishotdog,
That’s awesome re: U2. I saw them in 97 in KC on their PopMart tour.
Love that they ended the night with 40.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
This! There was some stupid article on CNN the other day about how to negotiate with your kids.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Pssst. Your wife would like you to help out with the laundry, please.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
movement so some hipsters can have a quiet meal
Hipsters usually have the worst kids! They are usually so engrossed in their Iphones to notice that their little shit is tired of eating his tofu eggs and organic milk and is now running around the joint.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
So pretty much all of us had the fear of God put into us at one point or another by the old man when we misbehaved, right?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Can we start a movement to get rid of the hipsters? That would be even better than any other movement.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Well then …
I think it’s more of the vibe/behavior I get from some parents that they’re not even trying to deter the annoyance the kid is clearly causing everyone. It’s as if they’re saying, “I can ignore it, why can’t you?”
July 27th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
/snickers
July 27th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Movement to bring back whooping kids asses
I can get behind this too.
we’re keeping ass-whooping alive and well in the bullet hh
July 27th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I saw a separate one that had something like 9 things not to say to your kids. I’ve already said half to mine.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Simpsons did it.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Why don’t you guys, like, ya know, just chloroform your kids and stuff?
/snaps gum
//twirls hair
///Casey Anthony
////too soon?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Right up until the point in early-to-mid high school when the physical dominance flipped, yes.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
and another. When they came to ATL.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Jesus. We are a soft ass country.
Basically. Which lead to me not being a little pecker in public.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Actually my mother. If it got so bad that my dad actually got angry, out came the belt.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Can we start a movement to get rid of the hipsters? That would be even better than any other movement.
Where do I sign up for this?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
No thats not necessary. If you go see a Tyler Perry movie thats your problem.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Seriously. I cant imagine what wouldve happened if I caused a scene in public as a child. I was scared of getting the belt. Its the stupid parents who do not even try to keep their kids in line who are causing this movement.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
I never got hit, but I was punished severly. Losing your ability to play Nintendo for half the school year teaches you very quickly.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Still, 2 days in a row, just sounds lazy.
for fuck’s sake, since when does someone have too be industrious on a blog commenting area?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I mean, sure. Some people suck. But if a kid throws a tantrum, ignoring it is a legitimate strategy.
I’ve never been out to a meal, date, wherever and had someone else’s kids ruin it for me. I’m sure it’s happened to some people, but if they said it happened “all the time” I’d call bullshit. There aren’t that many inconsiderate parents bringing there kids to 8pm meals at nice restaurants. That “movement”, or whatever it is, is typical in that it’s people complaining because they have little else they want to do.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
My mom’s signature move was the nails on the forearm. She’d grasp your arm, then dig the nails in and speak to you through her teeth. That’s when you know you had crossed the line and she wasn’t fucking around anymore.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Did anyone watch the 10 pm episode of Chopped last night? Holy hell that was emotional.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
No way. I wanted to make a Casey Anthony joke after attending that kids party 2 weeks ago. I can find humor in anything.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
This is the only way to go.
And BTW, I love my boat shoes. Anybody who knocks them is missing the boat.
/rimshot
July 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Yes, yes it would. And would help cure the misbehaving kid movement
July 27th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
I’m all for this movement.
i’m easily annoyed, but for some odd reason kids don’t bother me.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
When my sisters and I were younger my mom had a nice little move where she yanked your arm just enough to make it feel like it was going to separate from your shoulder. You then followed meekly behind her in the mall/grocery store/public place.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
that mtn lion thing…the collest thing is how it got that far without being seen (unless it was). the cougar railroad?
those things don;t need to flourish…i thought they were one of the only beasts that will hunt people, rather than only attack if threatened.
pumas!
July 27th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Ouch…
July 27th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
I make it a point to see all the Oscar best picture movies.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Banning loud people in movie theaters? Let’s do it!
Yet every time I make a comment about not liking kids, you get all huffy and defensive. You ignore the 10 other people who agree with my opinion. I’m not sure why you got so pissed that I commented about screaming kids on planes, like, 3 months ago when someone else brought it up. I have an iPod and noise-cancelling headphones specifically for these instances. My annoyance doesn’t affect you. You are fully capable of ignoring my comments.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
We’ll be passing around the petition at TBLKC.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Ditto. Hawkeye shorts, white t-shirt and no shoes. I walk to the 7-Eleven in my house slippers. They know me after 2 years, they don’t judge.
jck49er and jersey are about to be sick
July 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
My mother would raise her eyebrow like Spock and give you the stink eye. Then you got called out by your full name.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Did you see Hernia’s RT of Tirico Suave yesterday? Someone on eBay was selling a Casey Anthony latex mask. Actually, they were selling NINE of them. And the condition was listed as “previously used.” It was hilariously gross.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I think you’re right in that you only notice the annoying times, not the countless times when kids are being just fine around you. Maybe I just want to see a parent trying to defuse the situation rather than ignoring it, but as a non-parent I can’t related to what they’re experiencing.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
You brought up the topic? With the link?
Were you expecting only agreement?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
i’m just going to beat the shit out of my kids.
/kidding in case the fbi reads this blog
July 27th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
This might be up for debate
July 27th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Thats the plan.
/swigs whiskey
//takes off belt
July 27th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
no way…sometimes this can be hysterical.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
When that middle name gets used, you know you’re straddling the line. One more step and you’re getting beat.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
+1
At this point, I may wear a full suit to the Royals game just to keep up with my reputation. I might get judged if I show up in just a t-shirt. Though, to be fair, it makes my arms look huge.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Ha. Well, the second part is at least true. I’ve never taken to any form of social media to complain about kids on an airplane.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
What Bruce Bochy is doing to Brandon Belt is worse than child abuse. Just had to get that out there.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Skins sign Donte Stallworth. yee haw!
July 27th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
That is excellent.
Hernia better use the fucking hat I sent him last night for the top 5. Loved the Snooki idea too.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
JCK, what’s the final date for TBL KC?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
went to costco a while back and near the entrance a dad and his 16, 17 yo son werre arguing. the kid was lipping off, swearing. i was embarassed for the dad, who didn;t seem to know ow to handle it
i will be flayed with poison tipped broken toys before i raise a kid this way
July 27th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Packers paid Crosby 15MM.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Yeah, he should’ve beens starting last night. But he has to play his veterans including Cody Ross who got incredibly lucky last year against Doc.
/suck it Broccoli
July 27th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
This is true. My enjoyment of unstoppable went up greatly because of the guy behind me laughing at everything Denzel said . that shit was no action movie. It was a comedy.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Skins sign Donte Stallworth. yee haw!
/increases bullet ratio in revolver to 2/6
//snaps chamber shut, spins
///puts gun to head
July 27th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
August 19th and 20th.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I like to picture your kids setting up lemonade stands on the neighbors’ sidewalks.
/IT’S A JOKE
July 27th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Sure, today. All I said was I was for the new movement of banning kids at certain establishments. You’re acting like made a comment that said I’m all for mass torture of parents and their kids.
You mentioned there are very few parents who take their kids to dinner at 8pm at a nice restaurant. You must not live in a big city. I see kids under 4 out with their parents as late as 10pm here.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Smedium?
July 27th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
i don’t have kids nor will i claim knowledge of best practices for raising them. but do plan on carrying my children around by the back of their necks, like a lion cub, when they get outta line.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Not really.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
The worst ones are the ones that bring their kids to places with outdoor seating and just let them run wild outside. I went to Big Star (used to be Pontiac Cafe in Wicker, right under the Damen Blue Line) a few weeks ago and this family of 6 comes in. Two of the kids are well behaved while the other two are just running around through all the seating.
Parents just sat and enjoyed their meal. I wanted to stick my leg out the next time one of them ran by my table.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Whatever you say, guy. I’d recommend you ignore the rest of my comments on this blog as they’ll all be filled with whining rants.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Where’s Miz with some more Zooborns? We might need to lighten the mood today.
July 27th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
I find that hard to believe, I think you occasionally mention how hot a hockey player is.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
If sportsdork were a girl, you guys would be making fun of him for being on his period
July 27th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
You mentioned there are very few parents who take their kids to dinner at 8pm at a nice restaurant. You must not live in a big city. I see kids under 4 out with their parents as late as 10pm here.
This is total crap. There’s no reason kids 4 and under should be out at this time. I’ll take my kids out for dinner no later than 6:30, and they’re pretty well behaved.They’re usually in bed by 8:30. Kids need 10 hours for a healthy sleep.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Surprised no one brought up Darabont leaving TWD this morning.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
/stands in between SG and SD
OK, break it up you two. Back to your corners.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
http://www.zooborns.typepad.com/zooborns/amur-leopard/
July 27th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Very interesting the things I’ve said that you focus on…
July 27th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Nah. That’s played out. We would have just told him to make us a sammich.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Hey speaking of zooborns, I just found out I have a friend who knows the guy that created that website! He’s now my new favorite person in Chicago.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
as i typed last time this subject came up…it’s a waste of money to take your too-young kids out to eat. one kid maybe. you hardly enjoy yourself and end up rushing to get it over with because it’s not relaxing.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Oh for fuck’s sake Alex…
July 27th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Or you just go to Dante’s new neighborhood and walk around. He’ll get you eventually.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
devang, you have full custody?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
devang, you have full custody?
Nope. Every other Thurs – Sun
July 27th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
a-rod’s been hitting the ice cream
July 27th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Oh for fuck’s sake Alex…
At least there wasn’t a mirror involved.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
When that middle name gets used, you know you’re straddling the line. One more step and you’re getting beat.
that move no longer works, since nobody is willing to take their that next step. Now there’s just incessant 3 name using, and it’s totally ineffective. So stupid. Moms running around calling all three names, like it’s a weapon, and kids just doing whatever they want anyway.
Nothing wrong with a spank.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
I want the job of just feeding the newborns all day.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Wow. That’s just…..gay.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I enjoy that you recognize you complain all the time, and if someone calls you a complainer, you complain about that too. Consistency.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Oh for fuck’s sake Alex…
You just lit the coop signal.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Surprised no one brought up Darabont leaving TWD this morning.
that does not sound promising for the show.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Depends on where you’re eating, and when. We’ll take the boys out for lunch, dinner not so much. And nowhere too impressive.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
I can’t see the pic. What is it?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
gg, i assume you mean at a zoo, cuz kindercare is no career goal
July 27th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
I find that hard to believe, I think you occasionally mention how hot a hockey player is.
Jesus dude. Don’t you have a bridge somewhere to hang out under? We get it, you like antagonizing SG. You made your point, not everyone here agreed with you, but nobody jumped on you for it.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
yeah, hawk, mcdonald’s playland is about it. otherwise, no sense in it
July 27th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
I can’t see the pic. What is it?
ARod, shirtless (but wearing jeans) leaning on some rocks in Central Park, sunbathing.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I know. It would just be fun to feed cute animals all day rather than work here in the Hellmouth.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I want the job of just feeding the newborns all day.
welcome to poverty!
July 27th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Depends on where you’re eating, and when. We’ll take the boys out for lunch, dinner not so much. And nowhere too impressive.
is there room enough under the table to play tractors? That’s about Nolan’s only requisite for eating. Oh, and does he actually have to eat, or can his parents just pay 6 bucks for some shit he won’t touch?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Honest question. Would you guess moms like that don’t spank because they consider it “wrong” (ineffective or cruel or whatever) or because they’re embarrassed to do it in front of people?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
A-Rod sunbathing on a rock. No shirt, jeans that are entirely too baggy.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
I laughed out loud when I read this
July 27th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Jesus dude. Don’t you have a bridge somewhere to hang out under? We get it, you like antagonizing SG. You made your point, not everyone here agreed with you, but nobody jumped on you for it.
and defending someone is almost as bad. no third parties needed unless you;re making fun of them. sg did this to me when i went off on jersey awhile back. i get that jersey is well loved here and i’m a journeyman, but let folks fight their own battles
July 27th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
it does’t make a white chocolate mocha.
Tim Ryan has seen her.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
A-Rod sunbathing on a rock. No shirt, jeans that are entirely too baggy.
49er.. have you seen the “What the fuck is Michael Jordan Wearing?” tumblr. Pretty sure you’d have a seizure. MJ has to be one of the worst dressers of all time.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
and defending someone is almost as bad. no third parties needed unless you;re making fun of them. sg did this to me when i went off on jersey awhile back. i get that jersey is well loved here and i’m a journeyman, but let folks fight their own battles
If you were IM’ing her? Yes. You are on a public commenting forum. Fair game dude. I have to scroll through your stupid troll comments to get to a relevant one.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Agree. Details seem vague, but it doesn’t sound like he was digging the daily grind of TV work. He’s got some proven persons working under him, and hopefully they can step in.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Wow, I must be getting lucky. Mine have no problem eating, minimal playing, no yelling (save the occasional happy Yay! from the small one). Course, the nicest place they’ve been to is a brewpub for lunch.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
WTF Is Mike Wearing?
/vomits
July 27th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Tell me they exchanged hair care tips.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
/reaches for sidearm inside of jacket
Don’t make me use your full name.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
/reaches for sidearm inside of jacket
Don’t make me use your full name.
Scroll through that link I just posted and try to convince me otherwise. I never said he wasn’t the GOAT on the Court. Just that he’s the WOAT at picking shit out of his closet.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Honest question. Would you guess moms like that don’t spank because they consider it “wrong” (ineffective or cruel or whatever) or because they’re embarrassed to do it in front of people?
No, it’s the stigma of it. Being a child beater. Anymore, that’s an indication that you’ve lost it. Hitting kids. They’re always negotiating.
But honestly, I only see the faults in other people.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Yeah…..I’ve seen it. It’s quite frightening.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
brewpub
i need to get hammered drunk. thanks to the doc’s orders, it’s been almost a month now since i’ve gotten after it.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
The Tiffany-blue sweatsuit was especially wonderful.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
You can’t tell me this shirt wasn’t HOT in 1992.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
it doesn’t make a white chocolate mocha.
neither does your washing machine. But it will make you some clean socks, if you follow a few simple steps. Then you can leave the house looking like a grownup.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
pkiguy – are your comments getting moderated at first or something? I feel like I missed them. Anyway, yeah, what vezina said.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
MJ’s just seeing if there’s anyone that’ll talk shit to his face. if they do…OH MY GOD, THAT’S OAKLEY’S MUSIC!!!
July 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
You can’t tell me this shirt wasn’t HOT in 1992.
That’s 1992?! Both MJ and his ex-wife look like they’re 45 years old in that picture.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
“Marriage Love, and Life After Basketball”
Wonder how that turned out
July 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Get this man a beer!! Now!
July 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
I loved my zoology class in college but I knew there was no way I could cut it as a zoologist. Any time an animal died, got sick, was sent to another zoo I’d be heartbroken.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Some severe Dr’s orders. Something bad?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
it’s been almost a month now since i’ve gotten after it.
Get this man a beer!! Now!
I have to quit for a while as well on Doc’s orders.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
plus, you spend WAYYY too much time digging thru stool samples.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
You missed a great opportunity to link this Jeff Goldblum gem.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I like how TBL saved the picture of his kid as “best looking kid ever” for his new Twitter avatar. How have you not bought that child some sort of Knicks or Jets gear yet?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
No drinking or no drunking? Being single in the summer, hard time to go completely off the alcohol.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
/smacks forehead
Why didn’t I think of this before?
Surely having someone shoot you is a surefire way to get your ex-gf back.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Without even opening the link: “You are gonna wash your hands before you eat anything.”
July 27th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
At 16, his son looks older than he does.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Something bad?
i doubt it. not to be all TMI, but symptoms were dull, achy abdomen pain and bloody poo.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Ha. Imagine having to explain why you had to check “Yes” on the “have you ever been convicted of a felony” box for the rest of his life.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
So the sand out of vag procedure was successful?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Re: dumb ass who had someone shoot him…
Prosecutor Rawsthorne told the judge there was one more thing. While awaiting the outcome of this case, Woodall and Wezyk went to deliver marijuana to someone, but it turned out to be grass clippings and/or catnip. The victim complained to police.
I really wish Darwin would have won this battle.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Without even opening the link: “You are gonna wash your hands before you eat anything.
Nope. “Now that is one big pile of shit.” You were close enough though. Same scene.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Jurassic Park is one of maybe 5 movies that I’ve seen multiple times in the theater.
Jurassic Park – 4 times
Titanic – 2 times (I know, horrible)
Dark Knight – 2 times in IMAX
Actually, I think that might be the whole list…
July 27th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
No drinking or no drunking? Being single in the summer, hard time to go completely off the alcohol.
drinking, but for reasons you just stated it turned into no drunking.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
i saw expendables in theaters twice. it was better the 2nd time.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I saw it twice in theaters, too. Two separate dates. I think I got an awkward boner the first time that Kate Winslet got naked. I was ready for it the 2nd time. Focused the Chi.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
lol.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I have never ever seen a movie twice in the theater
/team see it once and move on
July 27th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
nolan;s a great name dirt. only reason i want more kids is to use up all the names i like
July 27th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
yngwie bush.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
I’ve seen way too many movies more than 2 times in theatres. I also went to the movies alot during college when I could get in for $6 using my college ID.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
So the sand out of vag procedure was successful?
easily… rented a powerwasher from Home Depot to take care of that.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
easily… rented a powerwasher from Home Depot to take care of that.
Did you pick up some candles from Bed Bath and Beyond to deal with the smell?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I was dragged to Titanic at the $1 theater. That was enough.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Did you pick up some candles from Bed Bath and Beyond to deal with the smell?
nope, i’m a yankee candle kinda pussy.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
I’m usually the same way. I was a little obsessed with Jurassic Park. I saw Titanic twice because I had a friend who hadn’t seen it yet and wanted to go. The Dark Knight I saw when it came out in the summer and then again when they did a second showing at the IMAX in October.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I thought every teenage girl was gaga for Leo because of this movie. What do you mean, dragged?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
BB&B sells Yankee Candle.
/shoots self for knowing that
July 27th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
you’re not a fan of rewatching to see little details you missed the first time around?
i re-watched “tears of the sun” just to see if i wasn’t crazy after noticing the admiral’s watch telling drastically different times during an editied/multi-cut scene where he’s talking to bruce willis thru a satellite phone.
it was very rewarding.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
http://twitter.com/#!/JennyVrentas/status/96228043319816193
Santonio agrees to terms with Jets.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
If I wanted to hang out with my cool older sister that day, I had to go. I was a tagalong like that.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
yngwie bush
lemmie bush
July 27th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Lucky. I took a date to it. Nothing good came of it.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Ill, I found some really good candles at Target that are near the Yankee Candle section. I don’t know the brand, but they come in silver canisters and have green or red checkered labels. My favorite scent is the mint basil. It’s really clean and fresh. I highly recommend.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
BB&B sells Yankee Candle.
/shoots self for knowing that
oh, damnit. i knew that too.
no worries, miz. i can clean almost any fish, breast a goose or duck, but i still enjoy a fresh smelling house.
/team gay redneck
July 27th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Yankee Candle Macintosh or GTFO
July 27th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
@sg – how much are they? less than yankee?
July 27th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
word. I always buy my wife one of the big Yankee Candle jars for every present-giving holiday/event. I secretly enjoy when she lights them.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Yankee Candle Macintosh or GTFO
when the not yet born baby starts shitting human feces into his plastic pants, you’ll thank me for the yankee candle odor eliminating candles I sent as a shower gift.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Yankee Candle Macintosh or GTFO
Agreed.
/Team BB&B
July 27th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
/team see it once and move on
back before movie rentals, i saw the first star wars like 7 times and jaws about as many
July 27th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Much less than yankee. You can get a large 3-wick canister for $10. All of their scents are nature based (like mint basil or lilac or lemon).
July 27th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
i can clean almost any fish
i worked in the fish dept of a big grocery store back in the day. when i was bored, i filleted smelt
/also once stabbed a butcher by accident
July 27th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Jets re-sign Santonio Holmes
July 27th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
BBB and Target are go-to if you need a real-woman-babe sightseeing trip
/as opposed to the web
July 27th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
You can get a large 3-wick canister for $10
guess i’ll hit up target in the near future.
July 27th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
we have a drawer full of 20% off coupons at BB&B. I’m using one on friday when I buy one of her b-day presents.
July 27th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
#JerryMealsSaysItsSafe has turned into a fantastic Twitter hashtag if anyone is interested.
July 27th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
I buy one of her b-day presents.
what day is her bday?
July 27th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
August 18.
July 27th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Mrs. Miz coworker – “You’re birthday’s coming up! Do you know what your husband is getting you?”
Mrs. Miz (annoyed) – “Aside from the Yankee Candle he gets me for every birthday and holiday?”
July 27th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
fixed for truthiness.
July 27th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Switch it up, Miz. She’ll love the surprise.
July 27th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
August 18.
i like your preparation, early starter.
/team get that shit outta the way ASAP
July 27th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
the surprise is the random present. the iced beverage glass will come with each event until we have the 16 she would like to have. and she loves the candles. my problem is it’s hard keeping the secret from my wife about what else I’m getting her. it’s not like she sleuths around to figure it out. she just tricks me into giving her hints. there’s only been three things I’ve gotten her that I was able to keep 100% secret.
July 27th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
there’s only been three things I’ve gotten her that I was able to keep 100% secret.
STDs don’t count.
July 27th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Switch it up, Miz. She’ll love the surprise.
free sex coupons. Better yet, free oral sex coupons (only valid as the giver)
July 27th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
you know, I almost added a “/STD free” to the bottom.