Andrew Luck’s Beard is Unkempt
Andrew Luck: Best quarterback in college football, Heisman Trophy favorite, likely No. 1 pick in the 2012 NFL draft … and now a man with a beard that makes him look like he’s been stuck on an island with Tom Hanks for a few years.
“I’m hesitant to call it a beard. I don’t think it’s quite there yet. I don’t know. I’d never done it before, so why not try. We’ll see if it lasts. When I get annoyed of it, I’ll shave it.”
“I got lazy after finals,” he said. “I didn’t shave and my mom didn’t say anything to me when I got home.
“I figured, why not try it? I don’t have to be presentable in college. That’s a rule, right?”
Luck’s hirsute face makes him look like this Amish fellow I run into at the Farmer’s Market every month. No idea if that guy can make it rain like Luck.
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July 27th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
damn, what happened to erin andrews? she looks like a pteradactyl.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Very pubey
July 27th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
He looks like a caveman with that beard, wild hair and grimey smile.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
damn, what happened to erin andrews? she looks like a pteradactyl.
She’s aged 7 or 8 years since she broke in and had a Rookie-of-the-Year type season? She might as well be Donovan McNabb or Matt Hasselback. Washed up.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
He looks like he’s on his way to a barn raising.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
He actually kinda looks like Mose Schrute.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
What is with the beards? My step-son’s baseball team has 16 and 17 year olds that have the same thing.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
He actually kinda looks like Mose Schrute.
/pours one out for Ken Tremendous.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
He actually kinda looks like Mose Schrute.
nailed it
July 27th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Beat me to it.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
ACC is always so overmatched in bowl games.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
I have one…not full like that, or with the mustache shaved (which looks stupid) but one that’s trimmed. Think more scruff than beard. Like Bradley Cooper in the Hangover. Shit is in style.
/hates shaving
July 27th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Me too.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
It’s like a fake ID without having to actually buy one.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I dont think Luck shaved the mustache, I think he just cant grow it.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I’m so glad that Sam Bradford just fucked Indiana over.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
/first reaction
July 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I have one…not full like that, or with the mustache shaved (which looks stupid) but one that’s trimmed. Think more scruff than beard. Like Bradley Cooper in the Hangover. Shit is in style.
/hates shaving
I’d look like a pedophile if I didn’t shave. I have a weak beard.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Now that makes sense!
July 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
So do I, but you dont see me walking around like a dirty hippie
July 27th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I’ve got a couple buddies that do that. they say it is because they can’t grow a mustache. apparently looking amish is a better option.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Yep. BCS losses to Kansas and Iowa come to mind.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
So do I, but you dont see me walking around like a dirty hippie
Quit your whining and go make SC and I a sammich.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Blockbuster!
July 27th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I got saddled with whatever Mike Quade and Charlie V have on 3 small spots on my face. It sucks. I want to grow my beard back for hockey season but there’s a disconnect from my mustache to my beard and then a spot on my chin where no hair grows.
Dermatologist says it’s temporary. It better right itself by hockey season.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
So do I, but you dont see me walking around like a dirty hippie
Get a sex change and you can be as lazy about shaving as you want. Otherwise, stop complaining.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
This made me think of a friend from high school. Our sophomore and junior years she wouldn’t shave because she said she was a feminist. Then all of a sudden senior year she shaved and got a boyfriend.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
He probably can’t afford a razor what with being a slave to the man.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
I’m on team clean shaven. Sorry, I hate looking like a damn hipster.
/also partially because I can’t grow much facial hair if any at all
July 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
You get that from the itty bitty titty chick?
July 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
That could mean you are just wearing pants. Bandanas over a guys face is frowned upon in most settings.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
I couldn’t grow a beard if I wanted to. I shave probably 3 times a week and thats just out of habit from my military days.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Alex Gordon and Eric Hosmer, plus two other middle relievers for the Royals, have gone with the Amish thing. Now with Luck on board, I fear it will be bigger than planking.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Ha! While on the swim team I didnt shave for 5 months during the season and I secretly loved it. No one can tell that you havent shaved during a Maine winter anyway.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
he looks like the Amish guy who installed new cabinets at my old apartment complex.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
They say it’s stress related so that’s entirely possible.
Don’t you have to shave everything to be more aerodynamic as a swimmer?
July 27th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
That could mean you are just wearing pants. Bandanas over a guys face is frowned upon in most settings.
This reminds me of my favorite minor league logo of all time. The Quad Cities River Bandits.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
he looks like the Amish guy who installed new cabinets at my old apartment complex.
sounds like Seth Green. Did he fix your Camaro too?
/watched that movie on CRM’s recommendation.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I grow facial hair at a nice rate. I can get away with shaving once a week, but I’ll usually go for a second shave on Friday morning to be baby-faced over the weekend.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Ha! While on the swim team I didnt shave for 5 months during the season and I secretly loved it. No one can tell that you havent shaved during a Maine winter anyway.
??? Do people in Maine wear their pants when the swim?
July 27th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Ha! While on the swim team I didnt shave for 5 months during the season and I secretly loved it. No one can tell that you havent shaved during a Maine winter anyway
Wait….aren’t you supposed to shave when you’re on the swim team? Did you swim in pants? No wonder you never won.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
That is a cool logo.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Looks like a grown-up, badly-bearded version of the main kid from Freaks and Geeks.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I thought you would want to shave during the season, no?
July 27th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
This times 100
July 27th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Looks like a grown-up, badly-bearded version of the main kid from Freaks and Geeks
Wow. You’re right. Whatever happened to that guy? Most of the rest of that cast blew up and became famous.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Color me confused, I also thought swimmers were supposed to shave.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
if Bruce Chen gets on board with this there may be a pandemic.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Isn’t he on Bones now?
July 27th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Sam Weir would never let it go unkempt like that. Would not help with the ladies.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Raised to the infinity degree.
I shave twice a week (Mon, Thurs), and that’s pushing it. It should be Mon/Wed/Fri, but that’s just not gonna happen.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Yea. Dr.sweets
July 27th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Sparty (/pours one out) once told me he shaved everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, during his swim seasons. and he’s not here to dispute this (/pours one out), so we’re going to run with it.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
CJ, please return to the Andrew Luck Weird Beard thread. You’re needed for an explanation of comment 34.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
None of the little kids really did. Now they just get roles thrown at them from Rogen.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I’ve also got a dry cleaning bill for this cat shit you rubbed on my Brooks Brothers shirt from yesterday.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I shave twice a week (Mon, Thurs), and that’s pushing it. It should be Mon/Wed/Fri, but that’s just not gonna happen.
I do M-W-F and then let it grow out on the weekend. I hate doing it, but I like how much cleaner my face feels all day when I shave.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Isn’t he on Bones now?
You’re probably right. I don’t watch much TV.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I really thought swimmers didn’t shave during the season then shaved everything for the post season to better times.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
NHOH
/TBL
July 27th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
You let it grow all season for drag, you shave for States
July 27th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I really thought swimmers didn’t shave during the season then shaved everything for the post season to better times
I’m not a swimmer.. but that doesn’t seem to make too much sense.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
You let it grow all season for drag, you shave for States
Why would you want drag ever in swimming? I’m so confused.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
The best part about shaving, is when I’m finished, I know I don’t have to do it again for at least 3 days.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
What kind of an improvement is gained from lopping off 6 months of Brillo?
July 27th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
You let it grow all season for drag
But aren’t you “racing” people during the season? Why not be as fast as you can be all year round?
July 27th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
word.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
I’m not a swimmer but the idea was that if you swam a certain time with hair then shaved and cut a second or so you has a better chance. Again I wasn’t on the swim team so no idea if it truly works
July 27th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Big ups to the football Hoosiers!
July 27th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Why do batters put the big donut on their bat when they do their practice swings when they’re on deck?
We also practiced wearing 2-3 suits, one being baggy for drag. That way when youre racing in a meet in your skin tight thing, you glide through the water.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
You’re fucked you know. Bradford calling that kid is a major NCAA violation and your school is on probation.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
This. I stopped shaving on Sunday night because I realized I was wasting 12 hours.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
no idea…it fucks up their swing rhyhtm.
July 27th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Who knows if there’s any science behind it. All I know is it felt so good in the water. And its kind of a camraderie thing, the whole team shaves together in the showers after the last practice before states. We probably clogged some drains, but we had fun.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
That’s practice, not an actual competition.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Go on…
/remember HS and college swim teams
//STOP! STOP!!!
July 27th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
And another thing CJ, you said you didn’t shave for 5 months during swim season and no one noticed? But didn’t people notice this when you took off warm up pants and got on the starting block?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Goo!
July 27th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Well, the batters don’t have to look like dirty hippies when they do it.
/no offense, in my mind, I visualize you as shaved\
July 27th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
the whole team shaves together in the showers after the last practice before states. We probably clogged some drains, but we had fun.
Could have gone without that mental image for the rest of my life.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
The only people close enough to see my legs then were other hairy legged swimmers.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
You let it grow all season for drag, you shave for States
what do you swim against in Maine?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
I think this conversation further proves just how fucking odd swimmers are.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
You’re fucked you know. Bradford calling that kid is a major NCAA violation and your school is on probation.
Deets?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
what do you swim against in Maine?
maple syrup and common sense, evidently.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
The only people close enough to see my legs then were other hairy legged swimmers.
I see. Well this clears up the confusion caused by comment 34. Sort of.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
I think I’m gonna puke. Hairy leg talk is icky. Only thing worse is a hairy box.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
I think this conversation further proves just how fucking odd swimmers are.
This. Ever swimmer I knew in high school was wired a little differently from everyone else.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
I stopped shaving on Sunday night because I realized I was wasting 12 hours.
damn. what were you shaving?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
same schedule I am on. I feel a little scrubby today, but I don’t really give a shit and apparently my boss doesn’t either.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
There were definitely some gross dark haired girls on my team. But I’m very fair haired, so you really couldnt tell unless you looked really close.
/this concludes my leg hair discussion
July 27th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
That shits vintage.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Only thing worse is a hairy box.
areola
/this one eyetalian chick
July 27th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I think I’m gonna puke. Hairy leg talk is icky. Only thing worse is a hairy box.
Those are not even close to the same thing.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
hawt
July 27th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
OH, SO NOW ITALIANS ARE GROSS?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I look at the picture and think this:
“I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin’ And have buttered scones for tea. I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women’s clothing And hang around in bars. I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I’d been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa.”
July 27th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
He’s a headband away from looking like a young Bill Walton
//All White people look alike
/// Throw it Doooowwn Big man, Throw it Dooooowwwwnnnn
July 27th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Correct me if i’m wrong, but i think i see a Skene Gland.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Team Scruff.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
You ever slept next to a girl with hairy legs? When it’s short, it’s like sandpaper. When it’s long, it feels like there’s a bug crawling up your leg.
Girl I dated for a long time in college didn’t shave often in the winters. I had to finally say something by the 2nd winter. That shit was gross.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Team Scruff.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
pics or GTFO
July 27th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
What did your cat die?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Quote fail. Legend.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
pics or GTFO
Wearing your Ed Hardy shirt today Miz?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
what?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Love it.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
By the 2nd winter? That needed to be addressed in the 2nd hour. You are a saint, my friend.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
what?
pics or GTFO sounds like something someone who wears a lot of ed hardy products would say.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
You ever slept next to a girl with hairy legs? When it’s short, it’s like sandpaper. When it’s long, it feels like there’s a bug crawling up your leg.
Exaggerate much. Yes I hate when a girl doesn’t keep their legs shaved as well, but it’s still not the same thing.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
She had big boobs, Hernia. And could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Concessions were made.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
pics or GTFO sounds like something someone who wears a lot of ed hardy products would say.
Miz has always struck me as one of the last people in the world who would own anything with the words “Ed Hardy” on it.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Go on….
July 27th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
No never, never.
/Team California Where We Don’t Have to Put Up with This Shit Outside of Berkeley.
//Our jerseys are a bitch to print
July 27th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Miz has always struck me as one of the last people in the world who would own anything with the words “Ed Hardy” on it.
That’s why I thought it would be funny. I’m Adam Dunn today folks, my apologizes.
/swings and misses again
July 27th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Exactly
July 27th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
nice
July 27th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
I’d never heard of Ed Hardy shirts. so, I googled them. turns out that my cubicle neighbor wears a lot of Ed Hardy-ish shirts. awful.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
I’d never heard of Ed Hardy shirts. so, I googled them. turns out that my cubicle neighbor wears a lot of Ed Hardy-ish shirts. awful.
This is funny. Joke makes a little more sense now, doesn’t it?
July 27th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
my apologizes.
nice
The correct response is “I keep this. Put in safe place”.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Perfect, thanks.
/scribbles in TBL notebook
July 27th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
That’s just as bad in sunlight. It’s like the girl suddenly becomes a kitten.
July 27th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
as long as the stigma is “I’m full of myself, but I’m fugly and literally full of myself (cause I’m fat), so I act like a badass and wear these shirts to show off my badassery” then it makes a lot of sense now.