Soccer Player Paul Gallagher Joins Twitter, Tells World He’s Off To “Smash” His Wife

Paul Gallagher is a Scottish football (soccer) player for Leicester City F.C. His wife is Hayley Gallagher, the mother of his child and an active Twitterer. Hayley broke the cardinal rule of Twitter – don’t bug people to set up Twitter accounts. When Paul finally set up his own Twitter, he quickly learned that he could use the social networking site to boast about their sex life.

Off to bed to smash @HayleyGa11agher back doors in ,,

Hayley played it off, telling followers not to pay any attention to her husband. After perusing her Twitter pictures (Hey, it’s my job) I don’t think she was offended by Paul’s claim. In addition to standard shots of friends and family, she’s also pretended to cut off a finger to scare a friend and posted a picture of her husband’s dump that he was especially proud of. (You were warned.)

[@Gally_7, Metro via @AndyGlockner]

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26 Responses to “Soccer Player Paul Gallagher Joins Twitter, Tells World He’s Off To “Smash” His Wife”

Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:32 PM

posted a picture of her husband’s dump

/not clicking that
//will take bets on who is the first to do so and report back here

arkbadger Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:33 PM

as a wise man once told me, “when it doubt, smash it”. this statement can be used daily in several instances. it is quite helpful on the golf course.

ATL_Badger Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:33 PM

Look at the cheeks on her.

KC Resident Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:34 PM

“back doors in”

I need to get Duffy to tranlate the Queen’s English for me, but I assuming he stuck it in her ass.

cassino Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:35 PM

posted a picture of her husband’s dump that he was especially proud of.

Not sure this is what the inventors of twitter had envisioned.

sousedbergin Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:37 PM

People always assume the british are posh but the majority are drunken, foul louts.

Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:37 PM

posted a picture of her husband’s dump that he was especially proud of.
Not sure this is what the inventors of twitter had envisioned

Isn’t that what Adam Schefter does with every tweet?

ATL_Badger Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:40 PM

People always assume the british are posh but the majority are drunken, foul louts

Do Scots like to be called British?

arkbadger Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:42 PM

Do Scots like to be called British?

pretty sure Scotland is part of Britain/UK.

chijim Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:43 PM

So this is what I’m missing by not being on twitter.

YYSA Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:43 PM

Creepy Katie Holmes Doppleganger in photo 2.

Broccoli Beef Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:45 PM

American sports need more of this stuff, we’ve become to PC and pussified.

Broccoli Beef Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:45 PM

Do Scots like to be called British?
pretty sure Scotland is part of Britain/UK.

It is, but I don’t think they like to be called that.

The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:46 PM

Tells World He’s Off To “Smash” His Wife

Bobby Cox use to tell the staff at Turner Field the same thing.

YYSA Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:47 PM

American sports need more of this stuff, we’ve become to PC and pussified.

Are you sure you want to find out what guys are taking home Brian Wilson and smashing his backdoor?

The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:47 PM

Do Scots like to be called British?

Lived there for a couple of years. They like to be called Scottish.

Hoof Hearted Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:50 PM

pretty sure Scotland is part of Britain/UK.

fuck not this again

Broccoli Beef Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:50 PM

Are you sure you want to find out what guys are taking home Brian Wilson and smashing his backdoor?

Make no mistake, Wilson would not be the catcher.

cleet Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:52 PM

Amazing that Mike Myers turned his angry Scottish character on SNL into the father in How I Married An Axe Murderer and Fat Bastard. He got a lot of mileage out of that one.

Gaseous Clay Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:53 PM

fuck not this again

did this one happen before?

Hoof Hearted Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:56 PM

did this one happen before?

last week soemtime there was a discussion as to what all is in GB and the UK

ButtersBC Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 3:57 PM

American sports need more of this stuff, we’ve become to PC and pussified.

Agreed, I bet Hope Solo can shit with the best of them but as of now we can only speculate

ATL_Badger Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 4:01 PM

Lived there for a couple of years. They like to be called Scottish.

That’s what I thought. I guess Arkbadger’s never seen Braveheart.

ATL_Badger Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 4:04 PM

*Well aware that Great Britain didn’t exist back when Mel Gibson was running around in a skirt and slitting Englishmen’s throats.

Mr. C Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 4:06 PM

I think as long as we don’t get dong and scat links in the same post (or, gasp, the same link) we’re ok …

/eyes the group nervously

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
July 26th, 2011 at 4:17 PM

In addition to standard shots of friends and family, she’s also pretended to cut off a finger to scare a friend and posted a picture of her husband’s dump that he was especially proud of.

This chick has a beautiful mix of looks and personality.