Friday Flashbacks: The Pine Tar Game, Atlanta Olympics Bombing, Birth to the BCS
July 24, 1983: The “pine tar” game, where George Brett hit a two run homer off Goose Gossage, then was called out after Billy Martin protested and Brett was called out for having too much pine tar on the bat, ending the game with a Yankees win. AL President Lee McPhail upheld the Royals’ protest and reinstated the home run, much to the dismay of Billy Martin. The game resumed on August 18, resuming after the home run putting the Royals in the lead, and two outs in the top of the ninth. Martin put Ron Guidry in centerfield and moved Don Mattingly to second base for the top of the ninth. Brett was ejected by McPhail, officially after his home run. Unfortunately, MLB doesn’t allow any video of Brett’s tirade for embedding, so instead, enjoy Johnny Bench, the San Diego Chicken, and the Baseball Bunch re-enacting the pine tar game.
Preseason games in jeopardy with NFL work stoppage (1970) . . . Packers and Bears players arrested for picketing Lambeau Field (1974) . . . The NFLPA threatens a strike (1982) . . . The BCS comes to life (1996) . . . Survey: golfers prefer trying for holes in one over sex (1988) . . . A bill in Ohio Senate to change nicknames of Cleveland Indians and Miami of Ohio (1993) . . . Sergei Federov defects while at the Goodwill Games (1990) . . .
Bomb explosion in Olympic Centennial Park (1996) . . . Willie Gallimore and John “Bo” Farrington of the defending champion Bears die in car crash during training camp (1964) . . . Nolan Ryan loses 8th straight game (1975) . . . Swedish Boy Lies About Hole in Ones, probably hates sex now (1991) . . . Players vote to keep two All-$tar Games (1960) . . . Ted Williams passes away (2002) . . . Minor league promotion: first woman to go in labor gets free diapers for a year (1999) . . . Red Sox release Bill Buckner (1987) . . .
Vince McMahon acquitted of conspiring to distribute steroids (1994) . . . A Muhammad Ali-Lyle Alzado exhibition fight lost money (1979) . . . A water skier we can root for (1966) . . . Wilbur Wood starts–and loses–both games of a double header (1973) . . . The Army gave special treatment to athletes? Stunning (1954) . . . A WNBA fan is not enamored with King Kaufman’s penis-centric columns (2005) . . . Could this finally be the Cubs’ big year? (1984).
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July 22nd, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Awesome.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
/Spit take
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Somebody’s gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle… might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
F off so hard, Lisk.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
The BCS comes to life (1996)
Shenanigans! That’s the Bowl Alliance, the BCS’ worthless under-achieving older brother
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
$eem$ like thi$ wa$ ju$t ye$terday.
/Some of these make me feel really old.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
We’ll always have Atlanta, Dominique.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Heading to Cleveland right now with my Chief Wahoo hat on. Going to play some golf and catch the Tribe/Sox game tomorrow night.
/indoor-outdoor pool at hotel means we have a babysitter
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Sergei Federov defects while at the Goodwill Games (1990)
So hockey people, how did this work before the Cold War ended. I know that for the most part Eastern Bloc players could not play in the NHL, but could they still be drafted like Federov was in 1989? It seems like drafting a player would give him a pretty good reason to defect.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Was in DC when that happened. We were actually getting ready to head down to ATL to see the games. The old man put the kibosh on that pretty quickly.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
You are nothing if not loyal.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Since TBL changed his Twitter pic, everytime I quick read tweets without really reading the author I think he is Danny Pudi..
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Jets and Vettes. America! FUCK YEA!
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Bomb explosion in Olympic Centennial Park
You can actually still see some of the damage the shrapnel did on a few of the statues in the park.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Racist?
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Since TBL changed his Twitter pic, everytime I quick read tweets without really reading the author I think he is Danny Pudi..
I haven’t put a picture of myself on Twitter since SC said I looked like either Turtle from Entourage or Donkey Lips.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Cubs greatest heartbreaks
2003
1984
/f that choking 1969 team
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
this should’ve been passed…the indians have the WORST logo in sports. they should be ashamed of themselves for not distancing the franchise from chief wahoo back in the 70′s.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
It sure reads that way, doesnt it? But thats just what my mind tells me.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
I don’t know how the draft worked for the communist countries but the article said the USSR allowed citizens to play in the NHL at the age of 28. I’m guessing the draft just gives teams rights to the player.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Jets and Vettes. America! FUCK YEA!
That’s on board the Lexington in Corpus Christi. I’ve been there twice (minus the Corvettes).
/no on cares.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
BREAK UP THE TRIBE
/Oh and Fuck Ozzie, Douchenozzle, First Order
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Since TBL changed his Twitter pic, everytime I quick read tweets without really reading the author I think he is Danny Pudi..
Racist?Bulldog?July 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
this was the first summer I lived out of my parents house. I don’t remember much from that summer of debauchery, but I do remember this.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
MS,
Teams were free to draft players from the Eastern Block. For example, the Canadiens drafted Tretiak in (I believe) ’83. But until the late 80′s and early 90′s it was essentially a waste of a pick.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
George Brett’s dip was flying out of the dugout faster than he was.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I typically get “an anorexic version of The Rock.” But in the joint when I had my glasses on and a 30-day beard and no haircut everyone thought I looked like Chris Elliott and one guy said “a buff Andy Dick.” Worst two comparisons I’ve ever received.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I don’t know how the draft worked for the communist countries but the article said the USSR allowed citizens to play in the NHL at the age of 28.
I had trouble scrolling through the article, so I missed that part. But I guess the Soviets figured that they would get the players prime years on the national team and then let the NHL have the remains?
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
It was meant in an entirely complimentary way, Lisk.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
well played Senior Lisk, well played.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
where you playing?
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Since TBL changed his Twitter pic, everytime I quick read tweets without really reading the author I think he is Danny Pudi..
Racist?
Anything was better than the giant novelty check for the amount that was equal to a normal monthly mortgage payment that was his last picture.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:54 PM
MS,
Teams were free to draft players from the Eastern Block. For example, the Canadiens drafted Tretiak in (I believe) ’83. But until the late 80′s and early 90′s it was essentially a waste of a pick.
Gotcha. Thanks Geeez.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Is Nolan Ryan finished?
/modern day journalism’d
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Sergei Priakin, in ’89 was the first Russian player to play in the NHL with approval from the Russian Federation.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I’d have gone with Ben Bailey
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Heading to Cleveland right now with my Chief Wahoo hat on. Going to play some golf and catch the Tribe/Sox game tomorrow night.
I’m going to assume this is in lieu of getting laid.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Damn. I’m uglier than I thought.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Oh get the fuck outta here.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
I’m actually starting to think 2008 might be topping the list. Going into the playoffs that year, you just had the feeling it was there year. You NEVER have that feeling as a Cubs fan. Even in ’03 I was skeptical that the players they got in trades would get it done. To have such a great regular season in ’08 and have all that talent in its prime on the roster and then get swept out by the Dodgers of all teams was brutal.
I’ve never heard Wrigley get quieter as fast as it did when James Loney hit that slam into the basket off Dempster. I took a date to that game and she said I looked like someone had shot my parents by the 7th inning.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
oh, look at lieutenant throwing-stones-in-glass-houses over here bashing the cleve.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Damn. I’m uglier than I thought.
I’d take Ben Bailey over Donkey Lips
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Shoot, I meant to write a fetchingly handsome Ben Bailey
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
“Get a Life” saw way to early of a demise in this guys opinion.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I remember Federov charging way too much for autographs. Great player though.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Worst two comparisons I’ve ever received.
/scratches plans to start referring to Banders as Woogie
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I’m going to assume this is in lieu of getting laid.
it’s in addition to not getting laid. He’s not forgoing sex to do this. He’s continuing to not get sex, and still finding time to do this.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
“Get a Life” saw way to early of a demise in this guys opinion
Every time I eat ribs I think of Spewey
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
That was mostly in college. I think it’s mostly because our hair has followed the same evolutionary pattern and I’m darker complected than your typically white guy. Other than that, I’m not sure where it would come from.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
in soviet russia, russia defects…
/gulag’d
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
That’s a nice vette in pic 16
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
There was your first problem. Unless she was The One (which she obviously wasn’t), a date has no business at a baseball playoff game. None. Zero. Zilch.
Your reaction was warranted, but you now showed the absolute worst side of you to someone that you were just trying to bend over…
Poor work, SC. Poor.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
oh, look at lieutenant throwing-stones-in-glass-houses over here bashing the cleve.
My wife was pregnant for 9 months, and sick the whole time, and then I’ve had my balls cut and was told I’m in the unlucky 5% who doesn’t recover within 3 days, and that this pain could go on for a few weeks. I’d like to think I rank higher than Lieutenant.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
But in the joint when I had my glasses on and a 30-day beard and no haircut everyone thought I looked like Chris Elliott and one guy said “a buff Andy Dick.”
does your poop come out easier now?
/been compared to billy crystal, gary sheffield and russell crowe
//i keep sheffield and crowe, put in pocket
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
damn, that picture was awesome in a Happy Gilmore type of way.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
In no way does this compare to how quiet it got at Dodgers stadium after Matt Stairs hit the three run bomb off Broxton in 2008.
/World F’n Champions
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Spencer – Playing at Windmill Lakes by Kent State. My buddy is the head strength coach at Kent State.
We play there every time we visit. Nice course.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
My wife was pregnant for 9 months
somebody call Guinness. That has to be some sort of a record.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM
I’d like to think I rank higher than Lieutenant.
Would you prefer Kernel?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM
I didn’t get raped. You’d be surprised how many people in jail in both Texas and California are (not being racist) Mexican gangbangers who weigh about 130 pounds.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM
One of your old pics used to remind me of SportsbyBrooks, bsanders.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I’ve had my balls cut and was told I’m in the unlucky 5% who doesn’t recover within 3 days, and that this pain could go on for a few weeks. I’d like to think I rank higher than Lieutenant.
besides, this is a good week to be able to ice your balls without shame. When I do it over here, it’s just me ruining the couch.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
If you lived through 2003 there is absolutely NO WAY you could have thought 2008 was going to end any differently than it did. 2003 was completely soul crushing. Shit, I was only a little kid in 84 and I remember being super sad when they lost to the Padres.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
somebody call Guinness. That has to be some sort of a record.
I’ll forgive you for your sarcasm, because I know you are currently several months into the same situation.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Chris Elliott and Andy Dick? Damn, the guys who said that must have been in the joint for a LONG time.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
well played Senior Lisk
lisk are you older than ark?
here’s how you spell it with no enyay
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:04 PM
You’d be surprised how many people in jail in both Texas and California are (not being racist) Mexican gangbangers who weigh about 130 pounds.
I’m not sure that I would be all that surprised.
Were there any Double Muslims? I hear they’re the ones you don’t fuck with.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:04 PM
You’d be surprised how many people in jail in both Texas and California are (not being racist) Mexican gangbangers who weigh about 130 pounds
Weren’t you in jail in LA? I’m not surprised at all.
/puts on smug expression and glasses
//places bookmark in my copy of Mexican Mafia
///pats self on back
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
There was an 80 year old in there for fondling an old woman’s breasts, “even though she told me she liked it.”
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Yeah. I still get shit for it from friends to this day. You want to know the worst part? The girl that set me up with her is now my best friend’s fiance. What she neglected to tell me, was that she was setting me up with a virgin.
Yeah. That did NOT work out well and I did not take it well when I found out. In fact, I flipped shot on my buddy’s girl and we didn’t speak for a couple months. We’re all good now though.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Yeah, apparently they don’t like Asians in there. There was a “green light” on Asians one week and about six of them got beaten up and one killed. They didn’t mean to kill him, but they did.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
There was an 80 year old in there for fondling an old woman’s breasts, “even though she told me she liked it.”
I thought you said you didn’t get raped.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:07 PM
I flipped shot on my buddy’s girl
You what?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:07 PM
kernel cockburn.
/bromes’d
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
I read this as gween wight and laughed.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Have fat fingers and my phone still hasn’t adapted to my proclivity for curse words.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
oohhhh…..didn’t go the scalpel-less route, eh?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
There was a HUGE dude in there who was probably about 45. Looked almost exactly like Ron Perlman. He had about eight staples in the back of his head because the LAPD beat him down because he was resisting. His first words when he came in were, “I’m a bartender at Venice Beach. My girlfriend’s a waitress. She’s a big slut.”
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Whats so bad about dating a virgin?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
I didn’t get raped.
i never mentioned rape
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
fucking love this place…shot 89 there on july 5th that was one of the best rounds i played this year. 89 sounds shitty, but holy fuck was the course playing hard…hardest greens ive ever putted on. super fast, super undulating and the pins, for some reason, were in the most difficult spots on the greens.
god i love that place. AWESOME, just fucking awesome, pro shop.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Wife is at almost 5 months and hasnt been sick once. So far it hasnt been too bad (says the guy who can still drink).
And Cleveland is the worst.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
So you flipped shit at her? Flicked shit at her? That’s kinda gross man, but I guess she deserved it for setting you up with some purity.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
It sometimes frightens me that I know how many of you no longer have the ability to procreate.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
There was a “green light” on Asians one week
Ugh. That shit makes me slightly sick. You know, it’s really hard to listen to “pop” gangsta rap (i.e. Lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg, Game, et al) once you know a little bit about the way gangs work
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Lets see. There me, Hef, Groin & Lisk. That about right?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
I don’t need that on my conscience. I still haven’t deflowered a girl and don’t plan on it. That’s just asking for an eventual mess.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Remember, you’re asking a guy that dumped a girl because her boobs weren’t big enough this question.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
This is sarcastic or rhetorical right?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
It strikes me that vasectomies should cause the worst case of blue balls ever. Like perpetual high school.
You have my sympathies, Lisk.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Whats so bad about dating a virgin?
really? Well, you can’t fuck them without it being a big deal, for one. And if you go out with a grown person who is a virgin, they’re probably fucked in the head in some way or another.
For instance, maybe they had a high school boyfriend who they loved with all their heart (who was secretly gay) who killed himself because he was secretly gay.
Who wants to hear about that shit from a girl who is lousy at blowjobs? Not me.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:12 PM
I know in FAR too much detail about that particular one.
/pours one out for MLJ
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Ah, right you are.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Whats so bad about dating a virgin?
Clinginess and unrealistic expectations for what a man needs to bring to the relationship. I mean more than usual
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Que? I would think sex would still feel good.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Lets see. There me, Hef, Groin & Lisk. That about right?
I’m just a few months away from spending my 40′s hearing my wife complain about how we never had a little girl.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
+72
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
No love for the moon landing? We landed on the Moon!
/pours one out for NASA
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
oh this is going to go well.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
“You said rape twice.”
“I like rape.”
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
We always have a good time when we play. The course is great and I love checking out the hall dedicated to Ben Curtis.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Yeah, but you don’t need to worry about popping one inside and having a surprise 9 months later.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Remember, you’re asking a guy that dumped a girl because her boobs weren’t big enough this question.
what’s this, a split modifier? it’s a long one whatevver it’s called
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
She was downright awful in the sack in addition to having small boobs. The evidence was mounting against her. I think I need a crazy one come football season just for some good, quality, consistent booty until she breaks a few home appliances in my apartment.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
mrs mizerle06 is at 4 months and was sick for about a 2 week period in the 2nd month. that was a rough 2 weeks though; I really felt bad for her.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
The first I would agree with, but the second can be worked around, so long as you’re both upfront. Most guys don’t bring much to a relationship and have no desire to improve upon that volume.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Another member of the only boys club, eh?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
fuck yea…and they have a ton of deals on golfnow.com. on 7/5, our greens fees were $20.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
It sometimes frightens me that I know how many of you no longer have the ability to procreate
Lets see. There me, Hef, Groin & Lisk. That about right?
wife got fixed minutes after the twins came out. she says i promised i wwould too. i’m holding out, mainly because of the hassle
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Do you think you’ll ever settle down?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Preach on
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
SC’s sexual preferences are borderline Cassino’d.
/not the “Josh Hamilton killed a guy” meme
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
/giggles
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
If she got fixed, why would you need to as well?
/legit curiousity
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Hassle?? What hassle? I was able to sit on my recliner and watch nothing but baseball, hockey and the Masters when I had it done. Wife corralled the kids and I had to do nothing.
/got bored by day 3
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Another member of the only boys club, eh?
genuine peasant stock. Always needing more hands on deck, never having any dowries to pay.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
I’m just a few months away from spending my 40′s hearing my wife complain about how we never had a little girl.
tell her girls can’t mount the world then take the boys to a WWE show
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
My brother needs to hurry up and have a kid with his new wife so I can give you a firm no on this. Otherwise, I’ll have to deal with Mama SC’s guilt about not having a grandchild. We know my sister isn’t producing it, that’s for sure.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
/starts anatomy lesson for TBL women again
I’m not sure of the exact procedue, but I imagine there is some physical backup of sperm after occlusion of the vas deferens. You can still ejaculate (without sperm) and still enjoy sex, but initially, the swim team keeps adding new members, despite the fact that the doors to the pool are locked, resulting in a really crowded lobby.
/re-reads
//good analogy
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
How long does that take to heal, Hawkeye?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
what a man needs to bring to the relationship.
a sword of defilement?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Since everyone wants to talk about their vasectomies and wives’ morning sickness bouts let me go into detail about my last period.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
she munch beaver?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
I’m not sure of the exact procedue, but I imagine there is some physical backup of sperm after occlusion of the vas deferens. You can still ejaculate (without sperm) and still enjoy sex, but initially, the swim team keeps adding new members, despite the fact that the doors to the pool are locked, resulting in a really crowded lobby.
Well that doesn’t sound very pleasant.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
I would imagine all your flows tend more toward the 80′s Dr. Dre side, rather than the 90′s.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Maybe to up the odds? Neither procedure is 100% effective, but together its probably close.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Oh dodgers…
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
I’ve bumped uglies with a few 4s and 5s in my day. I’m an equal opportunity employer. But they are all made well aware that they’re at-will employees from the get-go.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
I thought I was going to be doomed because I am the only boy but my sister had a kid out of wedlock and gave her son our last name. SUCCESS! Its all on your shoulders now nephew.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Since everyone wants to talk about their vasectomies and wives’ morning sickness bouts let me go into detail about my last period.
Go on….
/Jersey
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
haha nice
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
/cancels vasectomy
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
//good analogy
except that sperm itself isn’t the cause of blue balls. It’s the lack of ejaculation, which still occurs, as long as you remembered to be nice, and it’s not too late, and it’s Wednesday.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
I have questions, I’ll tell you that much.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:22 PM
So you really have no desire to find deep love to share your life with?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:22 PM
If she got fixed, why would you need to as well?
/legit curiousity
based on my stallion-like past before we got married she’s paranoid that we will split up and i will have babies with a 25-yo. it sounds crazy i know, but i have earned her insecurity
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:22 PM
the fact that there is only one course in the state that uses golfnow pisses me off to no end.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:22 PM
No scalpel, so I had to take it very easy for 2-3 days. After that, had to keep away from any heavy lifting or gym time for a couple more days.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:22 PM
+1 throat ripping and +3 dragons
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:22 PM
last? you’re in a perpetual state of PMS…I guess I just assumed Aunt Flo was a live-in relative.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
but I imagine there is some physical backup of sperm after occlusion of the vas deferens.
I’m not a biologist, but I’m sure it dies and is treated as a waste product by the body. Gets picked up by the blood and cleaned up by the kidneys, etc, etc. Still comes out your peepee.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Haha. I like to tell ladies up front that this is a right-to-work penis. There will be no agreements between unions and employers that make membership.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
That makes sense, gotcha.
And that makes even more sense, haha.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:24 PM
and back to moderation I go.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:24 PM
But ejaculate comes from the prostate, does it not?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Since everyone wants to talk about their vasectomies and wives’ morning sickness bouts let me go into detail about my last period.
you pooped blood from your vagina and complained slightly more than usual? And every dog you met jammed his muzzle squarely into your melvin?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:25 PM
damn dude we are in the same boat, except my sister in law can’t have kids and my sister won’t have kids. it’s all on my shoulders, both my parents are now retired and the pressure is mounting, especially since I have a girlfriend.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I love all you guys that make sex-only arrangments with girls like you’re SOOOOOO amazing that everyone you fuck wants to start a relationship with you.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
+1 for miz
/GC, I’m going to look a bit up on that, because I really don’t know how that works. I’d think there would be an adjustment period with a buildup but that may not be the case.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Days like this I wish MLJ was still up and running. Hef’s snip post would be prefect right now.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I think got a Needs Improvement on the whole sharing thing from Kindergarten until they stopped evaluating you for that. That’s not to say I’ve never been in love and won’t ever be again. But, let’s just say I’m not in a hurry and still focusing on the me aspects of my life.
I can tell you that I really have no desire to have a kid. In all honesty, I can tell you that I’d probably be a pretty shitty parent because time is just not something I like to share with someone that isn’t fucking me.
Don’t bitch at me for my honesty either. At least I’m up front about it.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
you pooped blood from your vagina and complained slightly more than usual? And every dog you met jammed his muzzle squarely into your melvin?
It’s days like this that made me want to be you in the first place
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
But ejaculate comes from the prostate, does it not?
I honestly don’t know. But what’s the difference where it comes from?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Buncha figjams up in here
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
you pooped blood from your vagina and complained slightly more than usual? And every dog you met jammed his muzzle squarely into your melvin?
Water. There’s water all over my screen and keyboard. And I’m still laughing.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
/jmorris
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Or you could just cheat on your current GF with your ex GF after a night of drinking and knock her up.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Buncha figjams up in here
What’s a figjam?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I want to have a kid and then either give him away or completely check out until he is 5 and I can turn him into a super athlete
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
the midas peen.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Do I need express written consent of Mizerle06 LLC to use this or no?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Fuck I’m Great, Just Ask Me.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:29 PM
I must be a weirdo since mine comes from the peen. call me old-fashioned, I guess.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Seems to be more fluid build-up than sperm, but there is an adjustment period while macrophages increase to resorb the dying/dead sperm with nowhere to go.
http://www.andrologyjournal.org/cgi/content/full/24/3/293 seems to be a pretty well-written review for anyone curious.
/pretty sure at this point everyone is cringing for me to shut up
//including me
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:30 PM
This happens quite a lot, actually.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I love all you guys that make sex-only arrangments with girls like you’re SOOOOOO amazing that everyone you fuck wants to start a relationship with you.
no harm in honesty. if she thinks like you, she may say no and both move on. if she thinks like I used to, she says yes, and you both move…..differently
damn dude we are in the same boat, except my sister in law can’t have kids and my sister won’t have kids. it’s all on my shoulders, both my parents are now retired and the pressure is mounting, especially since I have a girlfriend.
i was last in line, or thought i was, but came through with a boy to put pressure on. then i found out i had a couple of half brothers, and at least one has a boy too
/my dad and mom didn’t marry, then dad had kids with two different women
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 PM
free of charge, sasquatchian bro.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 PM
It’s a very big difference. Especially if you don’t want sex to explode your balls.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:32 PM
true, there is that option as well, but my parents are Catholic and probably would frown upon that.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Rookie Blue last night.
/watched my first episode
//it’s like Grey’s Anatomy, but with cops
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Wow…this thread is informative to say the least.
/wish I were still single/in college at times
//with my current income levels
///would slay my way like Khal Drogo through Philly
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Fuck I’m Great, Just Ask Me.
I never had a quick way to describe myself before. Thanks whatever unknowable commenter brought this to my attention!
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Especially if you don’t want sex to explode your balls.
and given the prevalence of that occurrence, please excuse me while I irrationally worry about it for no reason. I will have to schedule that irrational worry, since I am currently worrying that the next plane I’m on doesn’t get hijacked or explode, and that I didn’t spawn the antichrist again.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
So… you’d rape chicks? That’s nice.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 PM
I know at least five people it has happened to. But, then again, I’m from a small town of cousin fuckers.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 PM
I miss the going out with friends and getting texts “hey Im going to bed but I’ll leave my door unlocked if you want to come by…”.
Now if I want to get laid it involves spending time together, making dinner or going out, etc… lame!
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Add Wally to this list as well… I’m a blank shooter!
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Rookie Blue last night.
/watched my first episode
//it’s like Grey’s Anatomy, but with cops
how pretty is that missy chick though? She’s super pretty. She’s almost always either crying in a cop uniform or in some sort of undies only getup.
Plus, it’s from Canada, so you’re not endangering any US jobs when you miss an episode.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:35 PM
I probably could’ve worded that better…
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:35 PM
I want to have a kid and then either give him away or completely check out until he is 5 and I can turn him into a super athlete
hoof hearted, for you
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:35 PM
ALL. OF. THIS.
It just wouldn’t be fair, knowing what I know now. Like fish in a barrel.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Add Wally to this list as well… I’m a blank shooter!
how many times have your balls completely exploded, wally? Dozens? Hundreds? Because that’s a concern that we’re worrying about now.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Oh you married guys love it and you know it. For the most part. That dual income is nothing to scoff at either. Or in Dirt’s case, the single income and the ability to hang out and entertain us at work all day.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I’m sure you are sarcastic… I’m saying that if your balls produced both semen and sperm, when you had a vasectomy, the pressure would continue to build to the point of rupture, every time you had sex. As it is, you can release semen still, which is required for ejaculation, and the sperm (which are not) just have to find their own death/degeneration.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
No bad side effects here. The worst part of the whole deal was shaving the beans before the surgery… and the stubble when it grew back.
/Uncomfy having something scratchy down there…
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
which one’s Missy? there’s the longer-haired brunette (pretty) and the shoulder-length blonde (looks like it’s a fake blonde though) ((still pretty)). and then there’s the curly-haired dirty blonde that I gathered was the ex-gf of the dude that was recovering from being shot who is engaged to longer-haried brunette and cheated on her with curly-haired dirty blonde ex-gf.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Jesus. Someone is paying Casey Anthony $1M for an interview. That’s more disgusting than her snuffing her own kid.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
It just wouldn’t be fair, knowing what I know now. Like fish in a barrel.
in so many ways, from what to say, how to/how not to act, what to do once you get down to skin
then again, you might have been a teen dad
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Miz – the brunette
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
It’s good. BUT, we went from DINK* to SIK** in no time, which is a lifestyle adjustment unlike anything you single fellas have time to imagine (nor would want to).
*Dual Income No Kids
**Single Income with Kids
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I love being married and wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m coming up on 5 years next month.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Listen, I’m happy there are people that know how my balls work but I’m perfectly comfortable not having any clue other than seeing the goo come out my peepee. The biology lessons are making me uncomfortable.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
then again, you might have been a teen wolf
/Sportsguy’d
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
oh, yeah, she’s purdy fo sho.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Needs this video.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Second income kicks ass. Especially since I’m still on a research stipend. Basically… once I saved up enough for a ring, I was rolling in all the TP Blacks I wanted!
/for Spencer
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Missy is super hot. That bad gymnastics movie where Jeff Bridge is her coach is the Missy flick you want. She’s also really hot in Reaper, a nice little short-lived show, but she spends most of the time wearing a glorified Home Depot outfit.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
SG is Exhibit A of someone to be friendly with, but not waste any time on. She can see right through all the bull shit. Single guys don’t recognize that, and spend more time than necessary attempting to break through.
/Sounds great in theory…
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Missy is super hot. That bad gymnastics movie where Jeff Bridge is her coach is the Missy flick you want.
Stick It is what you are thinking of. And yes it was awful.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
We were on this until she lost her job a few months back. Unemployement can be considered 2nd income right?
/pulling for straws
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I bet SG is a wonderful, loving wife. She gets all her ‘bitching at males for being men’ out all day at us, then goes home and puts on her apron to cook dinner.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I’m saying that if your balls produced both semen and sperm, when you had a vasectomy, the pressure would continue to build to the point of rupture, every time you had sex. As it is, you can release semen still, which is required for ejaculation, and the sperm (which are not) just have to find their own death/degeneration.
so you’re saying that if I got my mother a conversion kit that included wheels she could conceivably BECOME a bicycle?
Or are you saying that in the 14th century, since people got covered in bubos, that I should live in constant fear of bubos?
What’s with the irrational fear?
SG, do you watch Grey’s Canadian Cop Show?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
It depends, I used to be friends with benefits with a girl from Chicago who SC reminds me of. She could see through all the bullshit and knew I wasn’t worth her time to be in a relationship or try and have any kind of future with, so we just hooked up whenever she was in town or I was in town. Really cool girl, was very honest up front about what it was and what she expected. I dug that a lot.
/Shit, I may have actually had feelings for her!
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
She can see right through all the bull shit.
unfortunately too late in the post, but why is bullshit necessary? it shouldnt be so important to get laid that you have to have made-up lines/shtick. you go out alone or with your friends, and if you meet someone great. if you don;t, well you leave the way you came and hopefully had a fun time in between..
did anyone have ‘lines’?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Super hot girl in a movie named “stick it”… Sasha Grey I’m guessing?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Dick.
And I will vouch for SG. She’s a nice lady. But she’s nobody’s wife, WWoS. Yet.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
I wasn’t saying anything dirt! You said whats the difference it’s two different places. I said I’m glad that God invented evolution to allow us to have two separate places for the two functions.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:48 PM
You are making too much sense, stop it!
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
People actually use lines or shtick? Yikes.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I had as much game as Milton Bradley…
/the crappy baseball player and not the children’s entertaintainment company unfortunately
//thats why I had no desire to wait to get married when I found the right girl… single life wasn’t for me so much
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
This is pretty accurate. I’ve felt horrible for my honey this week with his work situation (non-AC’d factory, only 3 breaks in AC a day, 120 degree heat in the factory) and have had dinner and cold drink ready for him when he got home every day.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I place my penis over my wrist and go up to ladies and ask them if they wanna see my watch
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I do not. I’m not even familiar with it…
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Girls
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
can be crazy sometimes
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Any bewb secks?
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
and have had dinner and cold drink ready for him when he got home every day
beats the crowd to ‘and?’
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I think he’s talking about Rookie Blue cause I called it Grey’s Anatomy except with cops and he said it’s from/in* Canada.
*can’t remember which
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I place my penis over my wrist and go up to ladies and ask them if they wanna see my watch
i vote for this being funny. any one else?
/like the old chippendale penis in a hot dog bun trick
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Real > bewb
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I think he’s talking about Rookie Blue cause I called it Grey’s Anatomy except with cops and he said it’s from/in* Canada. *can’t remember which
It’s both. Rookie Blue is a Canadian show that ABC picks up, but they never expressly say in the show that they’re in Canada, or a particular city, but it’s Toronto. That was so they could sell it to America.
I didn’t make up the Grey’s Anatomy for Canadian Cops, some other person did.
Anyway, Missy Peregrym is hot enough to make it worth the watch in the summer. It’s already picked up for another summer season next year.
July 22nd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Very funny
July 22nd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Real > bewb
not during bloody vagina poop week.
July 22nd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Not for him anyway.
July 22nd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
If your boyfriend is so exhausted because Mr Ford is driving a slave ship shouldn’t you just take care of him.
/team blowjob
July 22nd, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Damn. Kind of bummed I missed this thread.
July 22nd, 2011 at 6:27 PM
Your slightly-too-friendly local urologist can answer any lingering questions for you, ATL.
July 22nd, 2011 at 6:29 PM
so just lay back and look away