JJ Barea & Zuleyka Rivera Are Having a Kid, So We Know How They Celebrated the Mavs’ NBA Title

JJ Barea and Zuleyka Rivera (Miss Universe, 2006) announced yesterday they’re having a baby. The Mavericks’ backup point guard has been dating the beauty queen for about 10 months. This was her statement to the media:
“All this took me by surprise, but I feel very lucky. I come from a very close family and I understand that a baby is a blessing. I’m sorry I had to leave this novel, it was another opportunity for my growth as an actress and achieve my professional goals. However, both JJ and I are happy to start a family together and I know God will reward us with a healthy baby and many more opportunities for both,
Buried at the bottom was this note: Rivera is seven weeks pregnant.
Barea, you may recall, was most effective in the NBA Finals in games five and six, scoring 17 and 15 points, respectively, in Dallas wins to capture the title. The Mavericks won game six in Miami on Sunday June 12. Well, we know how these two celebrated. [Google Translate]
Previously: JJ Barea & Miss Universe 2006 (Zuleyka Rivera) Are Dating

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July 21st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
/looks for five-head… sees nothing
//she’s cute
July 21st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
SKEET SKEET!
July 21st, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Need some help with the math?
July 21st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Yeah, I’m looking at 5 1/2 weeks, not seven.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
They call them novels there, eh? Keep on keepin on, mother truckers.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Julie Bowen.
/swoons
July 21st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Yeah, but under that shirt is Lance Armstrong’s body.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Bowen looked really good in horrible bosses.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Yeah, but under that shirt is Lance Armstrong’s body.
/puts fingers in ears
//la la la la la
STOP. I don’t want to hear it. Keep the dream alive.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Would still listen to Endless Love in the dark with her.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:36 AM
JJ Barea 1-8 in Game 1 (May 31)
2-7 in Game 2 (June 2)… exactly 7 weeks from today
2-8 in Game 3 (June 5)
3-9 in Game 4 (June 7)
6-11 in Game 5 (June 9)
7-12 in Game 6 (June 12)
… not really much of a conclusion to draw, except that TBL sucks at math and there’s no conclusion to draw.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:39 AM
JJ Barea 1-8 in Game 1 (May 31)
2-7 in Game 2 (June 2)… exactly 7 weeks from today
2-8 in Game 3 (June 5)
3-9 in Game 4 (June 7)
6-11 in Game 5 (June 9)
7-12 in Game 6 (June 12)
… not really much of a conclusion to draw, except that TBL sucks at math and there’s no conclusion to draw.
Geez. You must be exceptionally bored at work.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Ummm…
/runs to the confocal scope
July 21st, 2011 at 10:42 AM
guys – at the risk of sounding nerdy … talk to a woman about this. I did before making the post because I was going with the same math you were.
that’s wrong. (maybe CJ will chime in)
July 21st, 2011 at 10:43 AM
BRAVO.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:43 AM
I think CJ is still on the beach in a bikini having Jersey do body shots off her.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:43 AM
guys – at the risk of sounding nerdy … talk to a woman about this. I did before making the post because I was going with the same math you were.
that’s wrong. (maybe CJ will chime in)
Are we really putting this much effort into nailing down which day JJ Barrea had unprotected sex?
July 21st, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Period of peak ovulation is two weeks before the first missed period… but most people would automatically add those two together in saying how far pregnant they are. I’m not sure what you are getting at?
Seven weeks late = Nine weeks pregnant
July 21st, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Period of peak ovulation is two weeks before the first missed period… but most people would automatically add those two together in saying how far pregnant they are. I’m not sure what you are getting at?
Did this blog just jump the shark?
July 21st, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Or maybe he did and the condom broke? Or maybe he thought she was on the pill but pulled the goalie at the last minute (like a bitch).
July 21st, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Jesus fucking Christ. Can we just be happy that this 5’8″ little man put his athlete dong into the supermodel’s hatchet wound and shot his kids up in there without arguing about fucking math? Seriously. Enough with the goddamn fact checking and stats.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:46 AM
holy fuck im dying here at work. bored out of my mind. can we get a sports post and stop talking about pregnant bitches and cock?
July 21st, 2011 at 10:47 AM
He is Hispanic. He does not have protected sex.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:48 AM
I think GG is the only one that has burped out a kid too. CJ, V4L and SG can’t really help you here, TBL. Not that you need it. I certainly don’t care when this conception happened. Good for Barea that he’s living the good life right now.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:48 AM
typical jj…flies into the crease and leaves a floater.
/three pumps and a squirt’d
July 21st, 2011 at 10:48 AM
He is Hispanic. He does not have protected sex.
You sort of redeemed this post with that. Well done.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:49 AM
He started it!
/should probably be working like ATL_Engager suggested.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:52 AM
ATL_Engager suggested.
I’ve passed the torch to you. Arguing about ovulation cycles with TBL will do that.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:53 AM
nah, i just didn’t want to go with the ’7 weeks from x week’ and be wrong in the post.
and how do you know it was unprotected? those things break, you know.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Anyone in the Raleigh area need some extra cash?
July 21st, 2011 at 10:54 AM
and how do you know it was unprotected?
Isn’t it obvious? I’m JJ Barrea.
/resumes having sex with Ms. Universe
July 21st, 2011 at 10:55 AM
I’m not going to get into the math angle, but having normal marital relations probably has nothing to do with winning the championship. I’m looking at this gal’s picture and I’m pretty sure I’d be fucking her everyday regardless of whatever else is going on my life. Probably two times a day on weekends.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:56 AM
and how do you know it was unprotected? those things break, you know.
Because he’s Mexican. More than likely Catholic.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:57 AM
true…jj’s at his best when his path to the basket is blocked.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:57 AM
You think Barea stands on a phone book at the end of the bed?
July 21st, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Safety not guaranteed.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:59 AM
You think Barea stands on a phone book at the end of the bed?
SC.. I think he uses this.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:59 AM
im pretty sure safety’s guaranteed seeing as the machine probably doesn’t work.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:59 AM
It has nothing to do with being Mexican… you get a girl that hot, you lock it up… immediately!
P.S. I’m Mexican
July 21st, 2011 at 11:00 AM
P.S. I’m Mexican
Hola!
July 21st, 2011 at 11:02 AM
For the win.
July 21st, 2011 at 11:02 AM
I wonder if it’s like the time machine in Napolean Dynamite.
July 21st, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Anytime I see a truck with a trailer filled with baby stuff (clearly from garage sales) I like to say to myself well ‘Well someone has a Quinceanera coming up’
July 21st, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Only 7 weeks and you’re already making a press announcement? Should at least wait until week 12. Never know what can happen in the first trimester.
July 21st, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Knew I should have linked it.
July 21st, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Pretty sure most adult women understand how pregancy and ovulation work, dude.
July 21st, 2011 at 11:13 AM
It has nothing to do with being Mexican… you get a girl that hot, you lock it up… immediately!
P.S. I’m Mexican
Agreed on the locking it up, but are you Catholic.
July 21st, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Ha. I didn’t mean to argue. I was genuinely confused as what made his math different from his first thought.
mazel tov to Barea nonetheless
July 21st, 2011 at 11:17 AM
This. SA rate is something like 20%, just for those who even know they are pregnant.
July 21st, 2011 at 11:21 AM
It has nothing to do with being Mexican… you get a girl that hot, you lock it up… immediately!
meh…he can get chicks hotter than this when he is playing for the Lakers next year…
July 21st, 2011 at 11:26 AM
My how the mighty have fallen.
July 21st, 2011 at 12:05 PM
I keep thinking Barea is a midget, then I realize that he is 5’8, which is about the average height of most people in North America. But its funnier picturing him as a midget.
July 21st, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Barea didn’t even get his ring yet and he’s already got to give it away.