Titans’ Kenny Britt Had a Great Time at the Britney Spears Concert
Back in April, Chris Paul was treated to a lap dance at a Nicki Minaj concert by none of other than Miss Minaj herself, so with Britney Spears currently touring her way around the country, a professional athlete was bound to make an appearance. Last night it was Kenny Britt’s turn. The Tennessee Titans wide receiver was brought onstage, draped in a pink boa and handcuffed — the friendly kind, Kenny, the friendly kind — to a pole during Britney’s performance of “Lace and Leather.” You know, that song on your iPod you have strategically sandwiched between Green Jello’s “Three Little Pigs” and Megadeth’s “Holy Wars.”
During the sultry rendition of the powerful ballad, the crowd was treated to some Brit on Britt action as she hopped on his shoulders like a skilled koala bear. Kenny has reportedly told friends he plans to wear the pink boa in lieu of shoulder pads for the entire season.
[via @JimmyTraina; Tennessean]

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July 19th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
You can take Kenny Britt out of New Jersey but you can’t take the New Jersey out of Kenny Britt.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I think Spears and Minaj are touring together, so they probably just rotate these strange dances.
/I know this because a co-worker went to a recent show in Atlanta
July 19th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I don’t think I’d want Britney Spears’ sweaty vagina being rubbed against my neck.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Green Jello’s “Three Little Pigs”
It is still jarring to me that Tool was birthed out of Green Jello’s remains.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
I don’t think I’d want Britney Spears’ sweaty vagina being rubbed against my neck.
I think it’s safe to say that he’s probably had worse
July 19th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Suuuuuuuuure……
She can rub it against my weiner though.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Planking and owling are no longer the craze. It’s leasure diving.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
It is still jarring to me that Tool was birthed out of Green Jello’s remains.
what?! please explain.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Oh come on!
July 19th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
I will not allow disparaging remarks towards Britney. I’ll always remember her as my first celebrity crush after Baby One More Time.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Bet it smelled awful.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Where’s Jersey? I know wherever he is, he’s listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX15Y-iqHuw
July 19th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
“Planking and owling are no longer the craze. It’s leasure diving.”
It is things like this that make me want to start killing people. If some innocents get in the way, that is just too bad.
It is still jarring to me that Tool was birthed out of Green Jello’s remains.
what?! please explain.
Carey drummed for them for quite sometime. Maynard did something. Jones was like their art director. I believe a lot of drugs were involved.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
I really miss the days when Britney was a pure teenager. I crushed on her so hard. But then she met that skinny douche (and now incredibly fat bastard) Kevin Federline and her vagina was ruined by children and drugs.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
his enormous face behind it scares me.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Was this concert performed in a prison? I though Britt was arrested.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
there’s no way he didn’t smash that after the concert right?
July 19th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
my 9 year old nephew got two footballs signed by Kenny Britt last fall and gave one of them to me as a Christmas present. since then, it’s been all downhill for Britt.
it’s gawn be a looooong season for my Titans.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
What are the odds that she actually knew who he was? Or anyone in attendance?
July 19th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
The first 2 minutes of Holy Wars kicks so much ass.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Same here…same here.
/Britney’s apex was the “Toxic”/”Slave for you” time
July 19th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
you scare easily. man up.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
What the hell is owling?
July 19th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
/Britney’s apex was the “Toxic”/”Slave for you” time
And she nosedived almost immediately after those.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I would say that she was already on the decline then. That vagina certainly was. This was her apex.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Has he been impeached? I swear that guy doesn’t work any more.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
SG – It’s the worst of the three in this fad.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
As a member of Team Legs, how sexy are fishnet stockings? There is just something about them….
July 19th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
What the hell is owling?
This: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b252934_forget_planking_hilary_duff_shows_off.html
July 19th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
owling is walking around saying Who, who?
/or licking tootsie roll tootsie pops
July 19th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
What the hell is owling?
July 19th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Definitely the top of her game, but she’s not too bad nowadays.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
What the hell is owling?
Imagine “crapping.”
July 19th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
God damn it. I shouldn’t have even asked. Owling is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. At least leisure diving is somewhat amusing.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
as a member of Team Body, how sexy is NAKED?
July 19th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
They must be carefully employed. I cannot make a blanket endorsement, though I’m on board.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Definitely the top of her game, but she’s not too bad nowadays.
She managed to stay out of the spotlight long enough to get the crazy, country girl out of her and come back as a semi-sex symbol. She’ll never be what she was, but at least she seems to be heading in the right direction now.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Toxic is a great song and an even better video
July 19th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Has he been impeached? I swear that guy doesn’t work any more.
i hope to hell it wasn;t in part because of my insane rant that one day. i don’t matter that much to him or this site
July 19th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
At the grocery store Sunday, I saw a woman who was at least 65 wearing a white strapless poofy dress with a red belt, fishnet stockings and a pair of white tennis shoes.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Yeah, she may never be at that apex again where she was in everybody’s top 3, but she can still pull off a solid ranking in the top 15-20.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
At the grocery store Sunday, I saw a woman who was at least 65 wearing a white strapless poofy dress with a red belt, fishnet stockings and a pair of white tennis shoes.
Fishnets are officially ruined for me. Thanks SG.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
What? Thats crazy talk. Do you write for Maxim?
July 19th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
At the grocery store Sunday, I saw a woman who was at least 65 wearing a white strapless poofy dress with a red belt, fishnet stockings and a pair of white tennis shoes.
Aaaand there goes my breakfast.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Hey when you are 65 you have to keep that tuna in the boat somehow.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
fishnet stockings aren’t that attractive…just don’t dig it.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Ok maybe in the top 15, but I could easily list ten others ahead of Britney (age knocks her down a few pegs).
July 19th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
If that cross eyed elf named Taylow Swift can make it in the top 20, then Britney can be there as well.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Ha. Mantis I meant she should be traveling the other way on that mythical celebrity bang chart. She might make the top 75. And that is more out of nostalgia.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Gotcha, to each their own. I still think she’s sexy. Not Bar Refali, Irina Shaik, ScarJo or Kate Upton level, but still very solid.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Slap and tickle fight going on in here.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
i feel like wilfred is my spirit animal.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
i’lll givew herr a lil slap n’ pickle.
/eats tomato
July 19th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Thanks SG. I should have clarified, seeing a woman who can pull this look off wearing them, is wonderful. The wife has a black pair that she will wear as a code or sign to me that once the kid is in bed…….
July 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Let the pegging begin…
July 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
What the fuck happened to this health care bill that was passed 3 years ago? My health insurance premium was just raised a second time this year. I’m now having to pay $160 a month for basic coverage with a $5000 deductible and only 80% coverage.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Hey when you are 65 you have to keep that
tuna in the boatcabbage patch in somehow.July 19th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
What the fuck happened to this health care bill that was passed 3 years ago? My health insurance premium was just raised a second time this year. I’m now having to pay $160 a month for basic coverage with a $5000 deductible and only 80% coverage.
President shoulda spent his political capital on flying cars.
/Lewis Black’d
July 19th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Ha. Mantis I meant she should be traveling the other way on that mythical celebrity bang chart. She might make the top 75. And that is more out of nostalgia. YYSA
Yes, this.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
What the fuck happened to this health care bill that was passed 3 years ago? My health insurance premium was just raised a second time this year. I’m now having to pay $160 a month for basic coverage with a $5000 deductible and only 80% coverage.
Most provisions don’t become law until 2014, but in the short term it’s likely that employers will post some increased costs onto employees. The long term expectation is for the overall costs of healthcare to go down for everyone.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
This would be hilarious.
/hockey
July 19th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Warnings were out back then that everyone’s insurance was going higher and coverage was going to be less because of this bill. You can thank Obama for that at election time.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Let’s not turn this, if we could, into a 200 comment flame war about the healthcare law.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
THE ONLY ANSWER IS VIOLENT REVOLUTION.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Agreed, let’s get back to talking about Britney Spears.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Yeah, but something less expensive was supposed to be offered to people. That hasn’t happened yet.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
THE ONLY ANSWER IS VIOLENT REVOLUTION.
I’M PRETTY SURE THOMAS JEFFERSON SAID THAT ONCE!!
/hates it when people misuse historical quotations.
July 19th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
ms621…all im saying is that the piano wire industry is looking to expand. this may or may not mean i want a few choice congressmen/women to get mussolini’d.
July 19th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
How about the gov’t steps back and lets the people decide how they or even if they want to get health care. I dont know why I should be forced to help pay for others health care. I am not rich by any stretch but I am not poor enough where I can stick my hand out. I digress
/first place Pirates??!!
//waits for yardwork
July 19th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
The healthcare law was not passed three years ago. It was passed on March 2010.
July 19th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Health care? Sigh.
July 19th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
i love sweaty vaginas on my neck