Roy Oswalt and His Problematic “Bulging Dick”
Last night on Daily News Live in Philly, one of the panelists asked Ricky Bottalico if injured pitcher Roy Oswalt could be a factor for the Phillies at any point the rest of the way. Bottalico responded by saying “a bulging dick.. disc in your back for a pitcher is a problem,” followed by a fantastic smirk and laughter from Michael Barkann and company. Innocent mistakes like the storied “dick” for “disc” swap are always more enjoyable when the on-air talent acknowledges the amusing error rather than pretend nothing happened.
Just to be clear, Roy Oswalt does not have a bulging dick but allegedly once contracted gonorrhea after riding his prized bulldozer in a bathing suit.
Ricky Bottalico Discusses the “Bulging Dick” in Roy Oswalt’s Back [Crossing Broad]
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July 19th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
moar, plz.
/coop
July 19th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
And yet I see no picture. Am I still over at TheBigLead?
July 19th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Am I still over at TheBigLead?
FSV lawyer’s said no more dick pics. I need to buy that lawyer lunch.
Speaking of lawery stuff, is Tiger royally screwed now that Whore #1 gave back her hush money?
July 19th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
!
July 19th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
No one show Jerry Remy this video, he’ll have to take the rest of the season off to giggle in a secluded cabin
If anyone can help Oswalt get over this problem it’s Ian Snell
July 19th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Speaking of lawery stuff, is Tiger royally screwed now that Whore #1 gave back her hush money?
Expect a flood of Tiger Woods and Tony Parker did it rumors
July 19th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
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Is that some latin term that the legal community uses?
July 19th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Cood have at least spelled it correctly, Miz.
/SG
July 19th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
yea, i think it means “inflated sense of one’s self worth to society.”
July 19th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Retaiiiiiiiner.
/Lost life savings to a retainer fee.
July 19th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Butters, that clip is incredible. Never seen that before.
July 19th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
#humblebragJuly 19th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Was that Captain Janks?
July 19th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Any time you write an Oswalt post, the bulldozer mention is a must. Well done.
To recap an earlier discussion today, I assume this is the type of carbs everyone said we should avoid. I’m currently with a pen and paper trying to put together a plan of attack for this thing.
July 19th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
The guy on the right just wants to know what’s going on
Keep yer ear to the grindstone
July 19th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Speaking of lawery stuff, is Tiger royally screwed now that Whore #1 gave back her hush money?
She probably figured she could make a lot more money giving back the hush money and then selling a tell all book. Presumably the only smart thought that has passed through her head the past 5 years.
Who are we kidding? It was probably her attorney’s idea.
July 19th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
And just how do you know that?
July 19th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
If anyone can help Oswalt get over this problem it’s Ian Snell
I’ve once went to a Brewers game with 120lbs of Ian Snell’s road beef. (She was a friend of a friend, who was also at the game with us). I’ve told the story on here once before… Anyways, Ian’s “real” GF somehow managed to get a hold of road beef’s #, and called her during the game. “Stay away from my man, what are you doing in those seats? etc. etc.” I found it hilarious. Got some good seats out of it too.
July 19th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
I’ve once
WTF? I once… dammit.
July 19th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Harry Colon doesn’t see a problem with a bulging dick…
July 19th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
went to a Brewers game with 120lbs of Ian Snell’s road beef
Do you have any pics of that fatty?
July 19th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Do you have any pics of that fatty?
They’re not worth digging through my facebook for. She has/(had) an awesome body… her face looked like it got hit with a bag of pennies after someone had rubbed bacon grease over it though. Have you seen Ian Snell? He did alright for himself with her.
July 19th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Is this like missing every other branch falling down the ugly tree? Or is her face a deep dish pizza?
July 19th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Is this like missing every other branch falling down the ugly tree? Or is her face a deep dish pizza?
No, this is like when her helmet caught on fire and someone put it out with baseball spikes…
July 19th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
her face looked like it got hit with a bag of pennies after someone had rubbed bacon grease over it though
Over the bag of penises or the penises themselves?
July 19th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
TJ
Just saw the trailer for JS season 4. Ronnie fucks up the Situation enough to send him to the hospital apparently HAHA.
/ tj
Hopefully this wasn’t already discussed in the Round up