Hipster Bails From Skateboard, Eats Countryside
All, Video, X-Treme Sports! July 19th. 2011, 5:30pm
From the moment I read the @Sharapovasthigh tweet “You Sure You’re OK On That Skateboard, Bro?” I knew I was in for something fairly awesome. When I started watching the video, I thought I was pretty sure I knew what was coming. As this guy with the thick framed hipster glasses and ironic mustache gained speed going down this hill while his friends drove ahead and recorded as he quickly started to lose control, I began to root against him and for the road. When he shrieks, I light up like a child on Christmas. As the video ends, I laugh along with his friends every single time I watch this.
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July 19th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Shit… forget vs. the road. Almost ate the hood of a car.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
He’s lucky he lasted the extra 3 seconds before that car headed in the other direction blasted him.
Now where’s my free ice cream I was promised with next CRM post?
July 19th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
I was really hoping the glasses were broken by the road. Oh well. The late appearance by the car was a nice cameo.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
That guy is not a hipster. He is a foreigner. What all hipsters aspire to be. Incidentally, all hipsters must die.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
I know Dirt bailed, but I finished my discussion with Rusty on why I thought you could read something into Harpers ‘slump’ (and why you probably can’t trust what he says). If anyone is interested in stats, it’s a less jerky way of explaining my point before…
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/07/19/bryce-harper-is-not-exactly-tearing-up-class-aa/comment-page-3/#comment-1372562
July 19th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
That guy is not a hipster. He is a foreigner. What all hipsters aspire to be. Incidentally, all hipsters must die.
THIS x 1000
July 19th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
WWoS, I mentioned it in the Women’s Soccer post. But alas, it was a women’s soccer post, so I’m not sure how many people were there to see my advertising.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
I would have been upset if I was in that car. First off because that would be nerve racking driving buy someone clearly about to fall…secondly because you did not get the kill.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
That guy is not a hipster. He is a foreigner. What all hipsters aspire to be. Incidentally, all hipsters must die.
THIS x 1000
And then multiply that by 1000 again.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
/does the math
//looks for a p-value
///complains about Dirt hurting his feelings
July 19th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
That is the worst feeling in the world knowing you are about to bite it hard. It’s like when you were a kid on your bike and the handle bars start moving really really fast and you are moving really really fast knowing that what i s going to happen next is gonna hurt like hell. Still nothing funnier in this world than people falling, so I praise this post.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Thanks… it didn’t pop up on my feed. I am working on my ‘being civil and rational in my arguments’ part. Maybe I’ll learn to not take shots at my teams so personally… it’s a work in progress, ha.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
I’m not sure Dairy Queen is doing this right…
July 19th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
It does suck. There is always a moment when you think you might be able to catch it…but no never. This guy was smart in that he at least veered to the dirt. Far better to bite some crust than asphalt.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
“Watch out, Starkweather!”
/nods at Hernia
July 19th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Least favorite counter-culture
1. Hipsters
2. Slim Shadys
3. Emo
4. Hippies
5. Goth
6. Home School Kids
July 19th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
That is the worst feeling in the world knowing you are about to bite it hard. It’s like when you were a kid on your bike and the handle bars start moving really really fast and you are moving really really fast knowing that what i s going to happen next is gonna hurt like hell.
I used to mt. bike a lot. I’m used to this experience. Everything goes fast as hell until you know it is going to end badly, then everything slows the fuck down in head, but you can’t do nothing about it.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
You forgot yuppies.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
I’m not sure what I hate worse, hipsters, or the saying “like a boss”
July 19th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
I’m not around yuppies enough. At least they have goals.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
1. Hipsters
2. Slim Shadys
3. Emo
4. Hippies
5. Goth
6. Home School Kids
You forgot yuppies.
I like hippies. Most are cool, especially the older ones. Now, Trust Fund Hippies. Fuck them in the earhole. They are the one that inevitably end up camping next to me. They pull in to site with their Toyota Landrover, have $500 tents and all the new camping gear. the immediately are bumming beer and cigs and food. Also, they have dreadlocks. Can’t say it enough… dreadlocks do not belong on trust fund kids.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
You guys need to meet the female contingent of hockey fans they aren’t puck bunnies. They take themselves a little too seriously.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
I’m embarrassed to say that my older brother is a hipster. I thought he was a ghey for a long time with the why he dresses.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Not sure of what genre they belong to, but anyone who wears a flat billed hat….DIAF
July 19th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
/NTTAWWI
July 19th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
A guy I went to high school with lost a nut when this happened. The handle bar exercised happened when he was BMXing. flipped over the handle bars and as the grip ripped through his nut sack. He wasn’t in class the next day.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
I’m not around yuppies enough. At least they have goals.
I have a couple friends that are yuppies. We give them endless shit. They don’t understand why we mock them and then…
“At least they have goals.”
It always boils down to this. And then they drive off in their BMW and Escalade to their big ass houses with pools.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
We should hire juggalos to murder all them.
/then kill the juggalos
July 19th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Like a Monster hat? They belong in the “Extreme” category.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Yea, I don’t have a huge issue with hippies either. I get along with pretty much all of them i meet. I just have issues with their hygiene and eating habits.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
A guy I went to high school with lost a nut when this happened.
Arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Not sure of what genre they belong to, but anyone who wears a flat billed hat….DIAF
This. And take off the fucking stickers. I don’t care how shiny they are.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
I just have issues with their hygiene and eating habits.
Yeah. After four or five days at a festival, I’m kind of done with the not showering and not caring about it. These cats live like that all the time. And I don’t dig on organic eggplant burritos or whatever shit they sell. We always bring steaks. Festivals should be festive. I need protein to accomplish this state.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Didn’t rappers start this trend? Its horrible.
July 19th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Well that’s just depressing.
July 19th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
I have reviewed the schedule and I see the Suns starting off 0-5. So I probably won’t mind this lockout.
July 19th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Wolves are interviewing Woodson today and Porter yesterday. Looks like Kahn has decided this up-tempo approach does not work.
July 19th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
He got owned by Drew Pomeranz. POMERANZ FEVER!
July 19th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
So Khan tried to trade for Steve Nash to mentor Rubio and now he wants to hire Porter. A guy that Nash drove out of Phoenix. Sounds about right.
July 19th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
…and don’t get me started on the blacks and the Jews.
/tsh’d
July 19th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
That’s not even a skateboard. it’s a longboard. Fucking hipsters.
/not sure if someone already mentioned it
July 19th, 2011 at 6:28 PM
something tells me that you’re a yuppy, yourself.