Hilary Duff Owling Doesn’t Impress Husband, Mike Comrie

All, NHL, WAG Stephen Douglas July 19th. 2011, 6:15pm

So, have you heard about owling? It’s like planking, but people “pretend” to be owls instead of planks. Much like planking, it’s very, very, very, very, very, very, very stupid. In this picture, former child star, Hilary Duff owls on her dining room table while her husband, Penguins center Mike Comrie, wonders if he made a mistake by marrying what appears to be a very attractive hipster. I have also included this picture of Comrie, Duff and an elephant from a trip to the zoo. Why? Because elephants never get enough credit. Look at the smile on that elephant’s face. He’s either a huge Penguins fan or loved Lizzy McGuire.

No post about people planking or owling shall run without this video. It’s a law of the internet.

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51 Responses to “Hilary Duff Owling Doesn’t Impress Husband, Mike Comrie”

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SouvenirCity Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Penguins center Mike Comrie, wonders if he made a mistake by marrying what appears to be a very attractive hipster.
I think he made the right decision based on what happened after he proposed.
/mildly NSFW
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Shatner, who is apparently a Spam Bot Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
I would put up with her planking/owling/being annoying if she was having sex with me, too.
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arkbadger Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:27 PM
I don’t understand who thinks shit like this is cool. much like icing from last summer, maybe I am just to old to understand this stupid shit.
/get off my lawn
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Stephen Douglas (CRM!) Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:28 PM
/ices arkbadger
Chug it bro!
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ms621 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:29 PM
I would put up with her planking/owling/being annoying if she was having sex with me, too.
Especially given that she looks like this: http://egotastic.com/2011/07/hilary-duff-bikini-pictures-for-your-italian-full-bodied-vacation-delight/hilary-duff-bikini-italy-02/
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Shatner, who is apparently a Spam Bot Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
Especially given that she looks like this: http://egotastic.com/2011/07/hilary-duff-bikini-pictures-for-your-italian-full-bodied-vacation-delight/hilary-duff-bikini-italy-02/
Sweet baby Jesus.
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YYSA Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
Also lets not forget that every time someone is planking that there are two deaths that need to occur. The planker and the camera operator. Camera operators are no less culpable.
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Shatner, who is apparently a Spam Bot Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:31 PM
I don’t understand who thinks shit like this is cool. much like icing from last summer, maybe I am just to old to understand this stupid shit.
/get off my lawn
It was funny for about five seconds. then EVERYONE started doing it (especially planking) and it got really repetitive and stupid.
“Oh cool. You’re laying face down on a table. Hilarious.”
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Shatner, who is apparently a Spam Bot Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:33 PM
Jon Hood just tore his ACL playing a pickup basketball game.
he plays for UK.
uh…sometimes.
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arkbadger Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
that look on her husbands face is pretty funny though. I can only imagine what he is thinking.
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Gonzo Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:37 PM
She’ll have cankles in 14 months.
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YYSA Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
She’ll have cankles in 14 months.
Does Haylie have them?
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ms621 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
She’ll have cankles in 14 months.
She’ll be pregnant in 13 months?
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
that look on her husbands face is pretty funny though. I can only imagine what he is thinking.
There’s plenty of room under this table. Why are you on top of it?
/Mike Comrie’s internal monologue
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payaso Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
iCarly > Lizzy McGuire
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Game 7 of 2001 World Series on ESPN Classic. God bless Gary Thorne.
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Geeezeus Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Wonder if he made her sign a pre~nup.
/Comrie’s currently a free agent
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ms621 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Wonder if he made her sign a pre~nup.
I wonder if she made him sign one. Disney pays good.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
This My Wish kid has a more accurate arm than Tebow.
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Yeah… Duff has definitely cleared more than Comrie in her career. And I would absolutely sign her pre-nup.
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KC Resident Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Much like planking, it’s very, very, very, very, very, very, very stupid.
This times a 1000 and then multiplied by another 1000.
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KC Resident Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Wonder if he made her sign a pre~nup.
I wonder if she made him sign one. Disney pays good.
I could Google this, but I like having Dirt yell at me. I assume she is worth 10s of millions of dollars with residuals coming in for several years.
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BrawnyTom Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 6:56 PM
iCarly > Lizzy McGuire
That’s racist.
/Team Good Luck Charlie
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ScubaSteve007 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Disney pays good.
She’s apparently worth $25 million and makes $12 million per year.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/hilary-duff-net-worth/
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Geeezeus Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Comrie’s family is absolutely loaded. His dad founded The Brick, and is probably worth substantially more than the Duffster.
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traderjack21 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
OT
How is a pitcher with a 3-13 record still on a MLB roster? (see Orioles’ Jeremy Guthrie)
/end OT
/team both Hillary and Haylie Duff
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Geeezeus Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Quick search tells me Bill Comrie’s estimated net worth is $500M.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
How is a pitcher with a 3-13 record still on a MLB roster? (see Orioles’ Jeremy Guthrie)
Watch the O’s get a legit prospect or two for him when he’s dealt.
/suckers
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ms621 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Comrie’s family is absolutely loaded. His dad founded The Brick, and is probably worth substantially more than the Duffster.
I don’t know what the Brick is.
Based on how much they probably each have, I’m sure there is a prenup between them.
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KC Resident Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Quick search tells me Bill Comrie’s estimated net worth is $500M.
Jeebus. Consider me uniformed.
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Der Kaiser Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
By the way, those of you who are unhappy with the recent netflix price hike, I would suggest signing up for megavideo. It’s about 10 bucks a month and you can just stream any movie or tv series you want.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
The A’s lineup is gross. A bunch of rookies, rummy’s and misfit hasbeens.
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TheBigLead Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
props to whoever talked about planking (the exercise). tried it in my workout – much tougher than expected.
i used this video as a guide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I990Wbr1JE
it started easy – All about the Benjamins came on and i though to myself, ‘this is cake, i can go this song for the first set’ … and then about 45 seconds later it hit me and i gave in. lasted about 45 seconds – 1 min and threw in some boxing (with 10 pound weights) in between each “set”
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bstr0142 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Comrie’s family is absolutely loaded. His dad founded The Brick, and is probably worth substantially more than the Duffster.
Forgot about that. Yeah, I’d say a prenup is in order.
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traderjack21 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 7:39 PM
MLB Extra Innings free preview for the week!
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captain_spalding Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Phillies pitching sucks
2-0 Cubs
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VladimirCrouton Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 8:21 PM
The Tribes OF tonight is disgusting. Buck, Carrera and Kearns. At least Masterson is pitching.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 8:36 PM
I don’t understand who thinks shit like this is cool. much like icing from last summer
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, brah!
/stigs
//anyone been hear long enough to remember stigs?
///stigs’d
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traderjack21 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
/preparing for Boston to come back against Baltimore’s bullpen tonight. Woohoo
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St. Bear Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 8:45 PM
//anyone been hear long enough to remember stigs?
///stigs’d
/I’m raisin my hand
//stigs’d
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Ballz Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 8:52 PM
Stephen Dillane, who played Thomas Jefferson in the John Adams miniseries, was cast as Stannis Baratheon in the next season of Game of Thrones.
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St. Bear Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
/preparing for Boston to come back against Baltimore’s bullpen tonight. Woohoo
The game last night was a lot of fun to watch in person.
/humblebrag
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phillymantis915 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Stephen Dillane, who played Thomas Jefferson in the John Adams miniseries, was cast as Stannis Baratheon in the next season of Game of Thrones.
Fuck yeah!
/what is wrong with Clifton Lee?
//fuck you Bochy
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geoffreyvs is doing the Tomahawk Chop Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Braves can close it to 1.5 games tonight if the Phils continue losing and Brandon Beachy outduels Ubaldo Jiminez.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Tribe is really helping out Liriano tonight. Stop swinging at that garbage. Oh and fuck that tall RF wall at Target Field. LaPorta is a tool for being held to a single. Run jackass.
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geoffreyvs is doing the Tomahawk Chop Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
There goes Tulowitzki. 3-0 Rockies.
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phillymantis915 Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 9:52 PM
Braves can close it to 1.5 games tonight if the Phils continue losing and Brandon Beachy outduels Ubaldo Jiminez.
Well the Phillies keep losing…but the Braves are down 5-0 now due to CarGo’s 2 run shot.
/Phillies offense is pathetic right now
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captain_spalding Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 9:58 PM
Garza dealing tonight
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reggie_dunlap Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 10:08 PM
You know he drills her hard each night into the headboard….
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TheGilly Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 10:42 PM
Thanks for the workout suggestion TBL. You should try force factor sometime.
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reggie_dunlap Says:
July 19th, 2011 at 10:46 PM
DANNY VALENCIA with the game winning two run hit in the bottom of the 9th and the Twins win 2-1! Perez goes ballistic and beats the hell out of the dugout in defeat. WOOT WOOT!

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