Comments on: Friday Flashbacks: Brandi Chastain and the U.S. Women win the World Cup, Kobe Bryant’s Gonna Buy a Big Ring

By: Groin

Groin — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:04:45 +0000

Lisk,

Had mine done almost a year ago to the day. You’ll be fine as long as you don’t do something stupid like play 36 holes of golf tomorrow. Overexertion is the cause of most problems.

My doctor said I was only the 3rd patient he’s ever had decline a valium pre surgery. I’m a badass.

By: Ted Shekler

Ted Shekler — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 20:18:49 +0000

Lisk,

I had mine done about ten years ago. I was awake and remember the smoke from the soldering iron rising up towards the ceiling from down there. Not the most comfortable I have ever been.
When I was bringing the sample back to be checked to make sure I was “empty”, I dropped the cup and it spilled all over the front seat of the car. I had to find a mens room and produce a new sample. When it feels like work, it just isnt as much fun.

By: Ty_Webb 1.0

Ty_Webb 1.0 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:47:03 +0000

Lisk, you did it wrong….you are supposed to check the College Football/NFL schedule and get yourself a bell. They will tell you it doesn’t compare to child birth (no shit!), but play it up to the hilt….this is your one and only chance!!!

By: Jason Lisk

Jason Lisk — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:39:23 +0000

“Swim team disbanded”… “gets it”… Hmm. Gets what? Thinking. Oh, god! Did you have any underwear saved in the freezer for this occasion? I feel like that would be something I’d stock up on beforehand

Ice pack, 15 on, 15 off

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:35:28 +0000

I just had the swim team disbanded, and now laying in bed

Technically they aren’t disbanded… they are just hanging out looking for a door into the pool

/door leads to a four-story fall instead

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:32:54 +0000

By: Off The Backboard (karma)

Off The Backboard (karma) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:30:37 +0000

I think I was confused and screaming OH SHIT for about an hour when I found out about the Kobe accusation.

/ not really, just really surprised

By: traderjack21

traderjack21 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:16:16 +0000

I just had the swim team disbanded, and now laying in bed

oh…

/gets it
//slowly walks back out

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:13:56 +0000

I’d rather be floating in a pool with a mug full of margarita.

Here, here. +1 H/T of the sombrero towards SG.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:12:54 +0000

That would be great, hopefully there will be complete fanbase obliteration on both sides.

I think we can all agree that the Cowboys fanbase need to be wiped off the face of the planet before any other fanbase.

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:11:13 +0000

I don’t want to do anything except enjoy the sweet sound of silence.

I’d rather be floating in a pool with a mug full of margarita.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:11:04 +0000

eventual Jets-Eagles game week before Christmas. There might be a war on TBL that week…

That would be great, hopefully there will be complete fanbase obliteration on both sides.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:09:28 +0000

Lock out being over = eventual Jets-Eagles game week before Christmas. There might be a war on TBL that week…

By: johndewar

johndewar — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:08:15 +0000

Lockout over in 24 hours
Yess!

I’m anticipating the end of this stupid lockout like a 5 year old on Christmas Eve.

/what’s wrong with me?

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:05:34 +0000

Lockout over in 24 hours

Source? PFT saying they’re close, but not there yet.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:05:31 +0000

Lockout over in 24 hours
Yess!

Que???

By: captain_spalding

captain_spalding — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:04:11 +0000

Lockout over in 24 hours

Yess!

By: johndewar

johndewar — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:01:54 +0000

Casey Anthony not welcome anywhere on this planet.

/fixed

By: Jason Lisk

Jason Lisk — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:00:56 +0000

Welcome to the club, Lisk. Don’t do too much tomorrow. You’ll want to, but just don’t do it. You’ll pay for it. And, as I said when I had it, advil + bourbon = less pain. More liver damage, but less pain.

I don’t want to do anything except enjoy the sweet sound of silence.

By: johndewar

johndewar — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:00:15 +0000

Until he started popping up on TV I only remembered him from his glory days on the Federals.

Still have a football card set of USFL players that includes James and Reggie White, etc.Fondly remember going to Philadelphia Stars games in the searing heat at the Vet.