Comments on: Alex Morgan: USA’s World Cup Crush

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 02:55:52 +0000

Alex is the bomb. Let’s go USA.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:04:53 +0000

Maybe she does, but here's my rebuttal.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:24:26 +0000

Eh. Not to pull a cassino, but when I was at WVU & CMU, they both had way hotter chicks on the soccer team.

Alex has a full set of teeth, so this is not possible.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:24:24 +0000

I would probably give her the Dirty Sanchez.

/old school

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:23:57 +0000

Oh, and at CMU, the head coach got fired cause he wouldn’t stop fucking the players

shouldn’t he get a plaque for resiliency then?

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:23:00 +0000

Oh, and at CMU, the head coach got fired cause he wouldn’t stop fucking the players.

By: illformula

illformula — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:22:43 +0000

I’d like to play pattycake with her.

not before you braided each other’s hair

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:22:00 +0000

I’d like to play pattycake with her.

as would i…tho id prefer to take my sweet ass time baking the cake.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:22:00 +0000

Eh. Not to pull a cassino, but when I was at WVU & CMU, they both had way hotter chicks on the soccer team.

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:20:00 +0000

Wow, this blonde has great legs
and rabies, apparently.

I’d like to play pattycake with her.

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:19:48 +0000

Captionated because I care.

There should be a Hall of Fame for this and you should be the only one in it.

By: Off The Backboard (karma)

Off The Backboard (karma) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:19:45 +0000

Yes to Caroline Doty.

Yes to the internet for having that picture ready to go, NDub.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:19:34 +0000

Eat shit, spencer.

dude, no shit on fridays during non-lent. cmon…show a little religious sensitivity.

By: illformula

illformula — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:18:56 +0000

and rabies, apparently.

rabies shots suck

By: NDub

NDub — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:18:30 +0000

Let’s just say she does not have her hands 12 inches apart with an impressed look on her face.

Eat shit, spencer.

By: NDub

NDub — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:17:56 +0000

The only hot basketball player I’ve seen is Candace Parker, but she loses points for dating someone that resembles Ken Griffey Jr. after he drank giganticism tonic on the Simpsons.

You mean like this?

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:17:54 +0000

The only hot basketball player I’ve seen is Candace Parker

I’d give it to Caroline Doty.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:17:21 +0000

Wow, this blonde has great legs

and rabies, apparently.

By: traderjack21

traderjack21 — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:16:39 +0000

captain spalding hitting tape-measure home run after tape-measure home run today!

/anyone have a napkin?

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:16:27 +0000

Wow, this blonde has great legs: http://frathousesports.com/wp-content/uploads/Alex-Morgan-Cal-Soccer-Picture-2010.jpg