Rory McIlroy’s Toughest Task In 2011? Getting His Girlfriend Back

At the start of 2011, Rory McIlory and girlfriend Holly Sweeney decided to take a break so Rory could focus on golf. It didn’t take Rory long to change his mind and he then had to grovel to get her back.
I realised pretty quickly I had made a huge mistake, and I had to do a lot of begging and grovelling to get her back. Holly is fantastic. I have known her for six years and for someone my age that is a huge chunk of my life. She keeps my feet on the ground and knows the things to say to me. She has been such a great support. She takes my mind off golf and everything else that is going on.
He sounds kind of whipped, no? The story says they met when they were both teenagers, 6 years ago. I certainly hope it works out for these kids.
[Daily Mail, Getty]

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July 13th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Looking kind of scary in the first pic and pissed in the second. Step your game up Rory.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Granted, he’s a little, scrubby looking Irish dude, but he needs to aim higher or ten years from now Tiger’s line of trailer park of whores will seem incredibly short.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
I can’t bash true love.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Rory, c’mon man!
July 13th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
let’s get some more julius hodge mixtape action up in this bitch.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Granted, he’s a little, scrubby looking Irish dude
Agreed, but most of the women I know who watch golf (no hardcore fans) always seem to be commenting that he’s “cute” so I’d say aim higher Rory
July 13th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
I can’t bash true love.
nor can i, but this ain’t true love. he’s too young to know what that is right now.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
… the fame and millions don’t hurt either.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
if i were rory…id truly love all the choices of snizz id have at my disposal.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Wow, I would have bet that almost all of the first group of comments were some variation of “what the fuck golf tournament is that idiot wearing uggs around for?”
July 13th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
No woman wants to take the puppy home and have sex with it.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
i think the cure for depression are corgis.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
I WANT MY FAMILY BACK
July 13th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Also, this woman looks/sounds like a huge bitch.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Wow, I would have bet that almost all of the first group of comments were some variation of “what the fuck golf tournament is that idiot wearing uggs around for?”
I didn’t even notice. So, what the fuck golf tournament is that idoit wearing uggs around for?
July 13th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
The answer… 110th U.S. Open at Pebble Beach.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
You get a nice little story when you click the image. Apparently a practice round the day before the US Open at Pebble Beach.
Rory must have taken her to the Monterrey aquarium that night. The seals can cheer up even the most vicious bitch.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
that first pic is iconic
/tbl’d
July 13th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
The seals can cheer up even the most vicious bitch.‘
Because seals are cute?
July 13th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
So this guy is a pushover, right?
July 13th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
that first pic is iconic
/tbl’d
the first pic looks photo-shopped. doesn’t look real at all
July 13th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
The penguins, that’s where it’s at. They’ve got a great penguin exhibit and they are very friendly.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
You’ve seen their work with a beach ball, yes?
July 13th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Is Rory dating a friend of his dad’s? She looks about 40 years old.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Hey Rory is just looking for that first special someone.
To give half his shit to.
/EDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
July 13th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
my Open pick
Rory could do better than that skeez
July 13th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
I’m sure she’s young at heart and in spirit. I’m sure we’re just totally not getting her. We don’t know what she’s like when it’s just the two of them! It’s true love!
July 13th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
She’s coming up on 10 million frequent flier miles too?
July 13th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
July 13th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
He likes her for her cans: http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Holly-Sweeney-22.jpg
July 13th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
is it just me, or can anyone her see her frontal lobe through her nostrils?
July 13th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Watching a Harrison Ford movie?
July 13th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
She mus be screaming for more cigarettes, vicodin and bourbon.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Rory needs his gf back. I figured that’s what he’s saying.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Rory really is trying to be the next Tiger. Just a matter of time before she takes a nine iron to his grill.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
too bad the Open doesn’t start today. I’d rather watch re-runs of that tonight than the ESPYs
July 13th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
not bad at all. does a picture exist where she doesn’t look like a total bitch though?
July 13th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Hi I am Seth Myers and I have somehow convinced everyone that I am funny.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
/team not a fan of Saturday Night Live
July 13th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Hey YYSA… didn’t bother going through all the baseball posts earlier, but how did you feel about Prince winning the mvp last night? I called his home run when he came up to bat. I told my buddy… watch him jack one right here and the NL hold on and him win the mvp after getting booed last night… and then BAM.
I thought it was pretty amusing how that worked out.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
My sunburn that I got on Sunday is itching me like crazy. And of course it’s my back in spots that are impossible to scratch.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
I was fine with it. I had a feeling something like that would happen. I wanted the NL to win so that was good. Still feel completely justified in booing him for his HR derby selections, him hitting a hr in the ASG does not excuse his shitty picks.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
“Uh, hey, everybody! I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.”
July 13th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
That it does not. I’m very happy with Prince helping the Giants have home field in a few months.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
If the Giants can get past the Phillies in the playoffs I will be impressed.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Pretty sure that’s happened before…
July 13th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
I hear they signed some pitcher since that last happened. He is pretty good in the postseason. So I have been told.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Pretty sure the Phils didn’t have Cliff Lee last year…and the Giants are without the inspiring presence of Juan Uribe this season
July 13th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
I was glad to see Gonzo hit a home run off Phifer last night
July 13th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
I was going to mention that to the yahoos above you, but I know I’d get the exhibition yiddish in return.
But to add to my point, pretty sure the Giants beat Mr. Lee in the WS too? Twice if I remember correctly…
July 13th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
But…But….what about Buster.
July 13th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Thank you to everyone involved for the last 7 comments. An uplifting moment in my afternoon.
July 13th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Rory needs to concentrate to win the British Open. Not sure Holly is going to help with that.