A Horse Named Jimmer
A Kentucky stable has named a horse after Jimmer Fredette. I almost went through the “former BYU star / Sacramento draft pick” thing, but Jimmer needs no introduction. Jimmer (the horse) will spend the summer in Saratoga.
Pat Hammel, wife of Glens Falls basketball coach Tony Hammel, works on the barn staff for Bill Mott, who, along with Pletcher, is one of WinStar Farm’s top trainers. Pat Hammel suggested naming a colt after Fredette to WinStar president/CEO and racing manager Elliott Walden.
I will make it my mission to see every time that Jimmer races this summer. For years I’ve practiced the art of throwing away money on horses based on funny names at Saratoga Race Track. This summer will be no different. Praise Jimmer!
[Saratogian via Salt Lake Tribune via Twitter]

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July 13th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
You’re gayer than AIDS for this guy, CRM.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
bet on him if he takes a crap
/ridden by crm
//goes to the WHIP early
July 13th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
I’d like to see your Google Alerts, CRM.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Do you think Alex Morgan would like my new cologne?
July 13th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
You’re gayer than AIDS for this guy, CRM.
I just re-read this and I can’t stop laughing, even though I read it wrong the first time. It’s even funnier if you leave the word “guy” out and it’s just NDub calling CRM gayer than AIDS for this post
July 13th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Coming to a glue stick near you…
July 13th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Oops, I accidentally adjusted the caption right before it posted.
July 13th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Stephen Douglas wishes this basketball was his head
His pee-pee head!!! High fives all around?
July 13th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
This was probably the gayest article I have ever read, really, find some real stories.