Any mention of George Washington deserves this.

And this as well.

Spencer is quite correct. Washington was a great leader and a decent tactician, but a terrible strategist. He was good at delegating, but when he planned an attack, he favored massed frontal assaults which would have been suicidal.

while the humor is appreciated, napoleon was like 5’6-7″…not a midget

A manly height to be sure, go get ‘em Bonaparte

traitor.

realist.

How is that even humanly possible?

photoshop.

napoleon would’ve deep dicked george washington like nobody’s business.

traitor.

No way Napoleon was packing big heat. Combine that with the fact that he was CJ-size, and we know why he was so fucking angry all the time.

/South Park’d

while the humor is appreciated, napoleon was like 5’6-7″…not a midget.

No way Napoleon was packing big heat. Combine that with the fact that he was CJ-size, and we know why he was so fucking angry all the time.

/South Park’d

I can’t wait for the George Washington vs. Napoleon match-up on Deadliest Warrior this season.

Pretty sure they’ve already shown that one.

napoleon would’ve deep dicked george washington like nobody’s business.

No idea. It’s gross. What kind of women find that even remotely desirable/attractive? I assuming they have the same sort of tastes that the men who find the huge fake boobs and plastic faces attractive do. SMH.

That black guy has shoulders that protrude 3 feet out from either side of his body but he has a waist the size of an anorexic pre-teen. What the fuck is that all about? How is that even humanly possible?

Everytime I see that one I think of wrestling dolls that turn at the mid section. Like This.

Steroids and lots of them.

Steroids makes your waist shrink and your shoulders grow? I think I could do the same with some shoulder pads and a chunky belt.

How is that even humanly possible?

Steroids and lots of them.

You know what annoys me? The 55 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabes in the upper right hand corner.

Still not as annoying as trying to watch a 65 year old Stallone try to make action movies.

They’re creeping me out.

Dude. Me too. But I will take them over auto play ads every day of the week.

That black guy has shoulders that protrude 3 feet out from either side of his body but he has a waist the size of an anorexic pre-teen. What the fuck is that all about? How is that even humanly possible?

You know what annoys me? The 55 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabes in the upper right hand corner. They’re creeping me out. NO, I will not try ForceFactor and turn into some freak show.

/SG signal has been lit

it’s like a fucking epidemic around here. I swear to fuck people are doing it just to annoy me.

Pretty sure they’ve already shown that one.

Any mention of George Washington deserves this.

On the other hand France sucks. I guess I’ll watch. Cheese eating surrender monkeys

I can’t wait for the George Washington vs. Napoleon match-up on Deadliest Warrior this season.

I could care less

Uh oh.

/SG signal has been lit