Red Sox Fan Unknowingly Caught Copping a Feel

All, Baseball, Video Tim Ryan July 8th. 2011, 10:30am

It’s the top of the third inning, you’re with your girlfriend or wife and another couple, and it’s a beautiful summer night. With both of your hands tragically beer free, why not liven things up and grab a boob? If she’s a true team player, perhaps she’ll end up returning the favor Coming to America style during the seventh inning stretch.

The announcing booth’s reaction of “woops,” followed by approximately 24 seconds of dead air until Don Orsillo attempted to call the action while trying not to explode into hysterical laughter was probably the greatest broadcasting moment to occur this season. Absolutely love the fact they didn’t take the boring route and gloss over it as if nothing happened.

[via Sox & Dawgs]

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81 Responses to “Red Sox Fan Unknowingly Caught Copping a Feel”

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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/07/07/yardwork-alberts-officially-back-jeter-palooza-is-nearly-upon-us/#comment-1359392
/checks box score: 4 BB’s
// +1 for WWoS
///checks bank account
////shit
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
This has to be the link from CJ.
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Remy and Orsillo were like 15 year olds at a high school dance. I suppose they’re more used to seeing the men of Boston throwing haymakers at women instead of massaging a boob. That would explain their shock.
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ButtersBC Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
“I think it’s time to go down to Heidi”…Jerry Remy is a baseball hero
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Weak boob grab. Also, those were probably the two best looking women in the crowd in Boston.
As an aside… I hate the Cubs, but I love watching their games on WGN because the camera guys ALWAYS put the camera on the talent in the stands when they come back from commercial break. Much more talent in the stands in Wrigley than Fenway. They’re doing God’s work, really.
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Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Weak boob grab.
Your favorite song has to be “Never Enough” by 50 Cent and Eminem.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
“I think it’s time to go down to Heidi”…Jerry Remy is a baseball hero
I stand corrected. Heidi Watney is probably the best looking female in Fenway. Spencer, is she related to Nick Watney?
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cleet Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
The boob grab was nice, but it still pales in comparison to the hanj that dude got during that UTEP football broadcast.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Weak boob grab.
Your favorite song has to be “Never Enough” by 50 Cent and Eminem.
Just the facts, Jack.
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cracker jack Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
[via Sox & Dawgs]
Damn, I tried so hard to get credit for this last night. I knew I shouldve tweeted Hernia too.
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arkbadger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
the camera guys ALWAYS put the camera on the talent in the stands when they come back from commercial break. Much more talent in the stands in Wrigley than Fenway.
the Cardinals got a camera guy like that as well. he’s got a good eye for talent.
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captain_spalding Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
hate the Cubs, but I love watching their games on WGN because the camera guys ALWAYS put the camera on the talent in the stands
Arne Harris hat shots. He would show a guy with a hat, and there was also a great rack in the back ground.
Always would perk Harry right up.
“Nice shot there, Arne!” dirty old man laugh followed
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cracker jack Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
I stand corrected. Heidi Watney is probably the best looking female in Fenway. Spencer, is she related to Nick Watney?
Cousins.
My favorite part is Remy saying something like ‘what a nice looking couple enjoying an evening out’ and then BAM
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ms621 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Funny story: this past Christmas my fiancee and I were at my mother’s home in Houston. We were sitting on the couch just being ourselves and, forgetting my mother was sitting in a chair 5 feet away, I just casually reached over and groped her. The look on my fiancee’s face I will never forget.
Fortunately my mother did not notice. Or that would have been quite awkward over dinner.
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ms621 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
I just realized I left a dangling modifier there. I groped my fiancee, not my mother.
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cracker jack Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
This used to be a family show!
Orsillo and Remy are usually good for one of these giggle fests per year but its usually in a blow out or when Lenny Clarke & Denis Leary are on. Theyre the best. (Fuck you, SC).
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Triston27 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Also, those were probably the two best looking women in the crowd in Boston.
I’ve never been to Boston but everyone I know that has says the talent pool there is very shallow. Just not a good looking city I guess.
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sportsgal116 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
followed by approximately 24 seconds of dead air
cough button. they were for sure laughing that entire time. You can tell the camera man at the end of the clip was laughing as well.
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cracker jack Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I’ve never been to Boston but everyone I know that has says the talent pool there is very shallow. Just not a good looking city I guess.
I mean.. you guys could just go to barstoolsports to see the local smokeshow they have every day. Or you could keep repeating the myth.
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Theyre the best.
They’re better than Kay, Singleton and O’Neill. But if you’re trying to tell me that they’re topping Scully, Enberg, Costas, Uecker, Jon Miller, Kuip and Krukow, or Dan Shulman then I’m going to have to ask you to step outside so we can settle this like adults.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I’ve never been to Boston but everyone I know that has says the talent pool there is very shallow. Just not a good looking city I guess.
I’ve never been either, so perhaps I should throw comments like that out there… however, like you, I’ve always heard the pool up there is pretty dry.
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Good read about how Grantland poached Katie Baker from Goldman Sachs and the ensuing legalities. Includes some other people that got poached too. Not for everyone, but it’s interesting if you’ve ever written for a blog.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
I mean.. you guys could just go to barstoolsports
Now you’re just being silly, Ceej.
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Triston27 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
I mean.. you guys could just go to barstoolsports to see the local smokeshow they have every day. Or you could keep repeating the myth.
Anyone could pick out a handful of girls in a city of millions. but let’s face it, Boston isn’t a target rich environment.
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cracker jack Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Yes, what I meant by that is that Don Orsillo is a better broadcaster than Vin Scully. You got me, SC!
Orsillo & Remy, as a pair, most entertaining duo in baseball. It’ll be a shame when they’re broken up.
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sportsgal116 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Did we have a discussion here about which accent was more annoying – Long Island or Boston?
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Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Too many chicks in Boston have boxer’s chins. It can really change one’s level of hotness.
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cracker jack Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Anyone could pick out a handful of girls in a city of millions. but let’s face it, Boston isn’t a target rich environment.
Really? There are something like 50 colleges in and around Boston. There are plenty of hot co-eds walking around.
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YYSA Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
I liked this gem from Vin Scully a couple of days ago. 77% of you are idiots.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Good read about how Grantland poached Katie Baker from Goldman Sachs and the ensuing legalities. Includes some other people that got poached too. Not for everyone, but it’s interesting if you’ve ever written for a blog
She was a vice-president of their private wealth management division? I had no idea she worked for Goldman Sachs.
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cracker jack Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Too many chicks in Boston have boxer’s chins. It can really change one’s level of hotness.
Link? I dont know what a boxer’s chin looks like.
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
I’ll take Kuiper and Krukow or Enberg and Grant, CJ. You’re entitled to your opinion though. Relax. You’re going on vacation in like 6 hours.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Really? There are something like 50 colleges in and around Boston.
Well… the colleges in and around Boston aren’t exactly easy to get into for the most part… = Lots of nerds. You’re making it sound like Boston is Tempe, or Austin.
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YYSA Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Link? I dont know what a boxer’s chin looks like.
Before and After
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heldover Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Re: groping…
Do that to the wife all the time when we’re at home. It gets weird if we have company over or we’re out and about for a long time and my brain is still saying, “grab her boob! grab her boob! grab her boob!” And I have to be like, “No! We have to wait!!” Then my brain is like, “well grab her ass, you pus!”
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Really? There are something like 50 colleges in and around Boston. There are plenty of hot co-eds walking around.
Sorry. Minnie Driver and her horseface just aren’t cutting it for me.
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Triston27 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Really? There are something like 50 colleges in and around Boston. There are plenty of hot co-eds walking around.
Perhaps I missed the Playboy issue of “Girls of Boston College, Harvard, and MIT”
I’m not saying there aren’t any good looking girls, just seems there aren’t as many as there should be.
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mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
I’ve never been to Boston but everyone I know that has says the talent pool there is very shallow. Just not a good looking city I guess.
I’ve been to Boston and walked around the Harvard/MIT area. there was no talent. also, it was really cold. to be fair, it’s gotta be tough to get gussied up when you’re expending so much effort to show the world just how much more miserable you are than any other city’s sports fans.
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Triston27 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
my brain is still saying, “grab her boob! grab her boob! grab her boob!
Is this why you want to bring her to KC?
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sportsdork Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Well… the colleges in and around Boston aren’t exactly easy to get into for the most part… = Lots of nerds.
There’s much more than Harvard and MIT. If you want stupid college girls, I assure you Boston can deliver.
It’s a fine city for females. But still totally unfair to compare to pretty much any PAC 10 or SEC college environment.
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sportsdork Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
I also disturbed coworkers laughing at that video. Awesome job, gentlemen.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
There’s much more than Harvard and MIT.
Well obviously.. but the major ones… Harvard, MIT, Northeastern, Boston University, Boston College… all are pretty tough to get into, yes? I guess what I’m saying is they’re aren’t exactly party schools.
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phillymantis915 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
There’s much more than Harvard and MIT. If you want stupid college girls, I assure you Boston can deliver.
Yup, you’re all forgetting about BU. And the NYC college talent is very good
/NYU not so much, Columbia and Fordham definitely brought the hotties though
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Boston College will admit just about anyone who can show they can pay the tuition.
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ms621 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Re: groping…
Do that to the wife all the time when we’re at home. It gets weird if we have company over or we’re out and about for a long time and my brain is still saying, “grab her boob! grab her boob! grab her boob!” And I have to be like, “No! We have to wait!!” Then my brain is like, “well grab her ass, you pus!”
I have this affliction as well.
/team boobs
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
I’m not saying there aren’t any good looking girls, just seems there aren’t as many as there should be.
Unfortunately true… a Nashville “7″ is a solid “9+” in New England.
/Nashville women are all bitchy/stuck-up/materialistic/or over-the-top Christian though. Impossible dating scene if you aren’t in the music profession, have a ton of money, or involve “Jesus” “god” and “blessed” in 75% of your facebook statuses.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Boston College will admit just about anyone who can show they can pay the tuition
I stand corrected.
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heldover Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Is this why you want to bring her to KC?
Touche, insurance salesman. +1
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phillymantis915 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Boston College will admit just about anyone who can show they can pay the tuition
Yeah this is true.
/laughs at the wannabe “top” Jesuit university
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sportsgal116 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Please can we not do the whole “debate which region of the country has the hottest chicks” thing again? It’s sooooo pre-low seven figures.
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mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
/Nashville women are all bitchy/stuck-up/materialistic/or over-the-top Christian though. Impossible dating scene if you aren’t in the music profession, have a ton of money, or involve “Jesus” “god” and “blessed” in 75% of your facebook statuses.
you’re doing it wrong.
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ButtersBC Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Broad generalizations taking place on the internet? First time for everything I suppose
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Boston has a lot of good college hockey schools. They also produced the legendary Tom Waddle from Boston College. There, I said something nice.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
/Nashville women are all bitchy/stuck-up/materialistic/or over-the-top Christian though. Impossible dating scene if you aren’t in the music profession, have a ton of money, or involve “Jesus” “god” and “blessed” in 75% of your facebook statuses
I love Nashville, and have visited many times… you could not be more accurate with that statement. Atlanta has a lot of that going around too, which is very annoying. It’s just bigger, so all the women are not exclusively of the ilk you mentioned.
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sportsgal116 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Impossible dating scene if you aren’t in the music profession, have a ton of money, or involve “Jesus” “god” and “blessed” in 75% of your facebook statuses.
The high profile athletes seem to do pretty well there.
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mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Please can we not do the whole “debate which region of the country has the hottest chicks” thing again? It’s sooooo pre-low seven figures.
you’re irritable from your lack of bewb secks lately, huh?
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Please can we not do the whole “debate which region of the country has the hottest chicks” thing again? It’s sooooo pre-low seven figures.
So post-seven figures allows us to discuss when it’s appropriate to send dong shots? Got it.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
you’re doing it wrong
?
I dated my fair share of Nashville/area natives. Ended up married to a fellow transplanted Northerner for a reason.
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sportsgal116 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
So post-seven figures allows us to discuss when it’s appropriate to send dong shots? Got it.
That among other things. We could always go back to the “ATL always tries to engage people in an argument” discussion.
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Vote Kreese in 2012 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Boston College will admit just about anyone who can show they can pay the tuition.
Internet commenter AND college admissions expert!
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YYSA Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Please can we not do the whole “debate which region of the country has the hottest chicks” thing again? It’s sooooo pre-low seven figures.
Is this really even a debate. Clearly if another civil war broke out the South conquers with good looking women.
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sportsgal116 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Miz – have you noticed we haven’t (knock on wood) had auto play ads in awhile? I’m disturbed by the giant roid-muscle men but I’ll take that over two nobodies discussing game 6 of the Stanley Cup finals any day.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
you’re doing it wrong
?
I dated my fair share of Nashville/area natives. Ended up married to a fellow transplanted Northerner for a reason
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
That among other things. We could always go back to the “ATL always tries to engage people in an argument” discussion.
That’s fine too. I’ll wear that badge. It’s funny though, if you were to meet me, I’m probably the least engaging person you’ve ever met.
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ButtersBC Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Clearly if another civil war broke out the South conquers with good looking women.
Hope those bitches can fight better than their loser ancestors
/Appomattox Belt
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
When applying to Boston College, it’s important to note the application deadline is January 1, and the early action deadline is November 1. Scores for either the ACT or SAT test are due January 1. The application fee at Boston College is $70. It is most selective, with an acceptance rate of 30.1 percent and an early acceptance rate of 44.4 percent.
After a little research, I guess I was wrong. I’ve learned something today. Thanks Kreese!
At Boston College, 42.4 percent of full-time undergraduates receive some kind of need-based financial aid and the average need-based scholarship or grant award is $26,500.
That’s a lotta debt though.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Jim Gray can eat a bag of dicks. Fuck that guy.
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mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Miz – have you noticed we haven’t (knock on wood) had auto play ads in awhile? I’m disturbed by the giant roid-muscle men but I’ll take that over two nobodies discussing game 6 of the Stanley Cup finals any day.
like a pitcher throwing a no hitter, I wasn’t going to say anything. I blame the next autoplay ad on you.
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mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
I dated my fair share of Nashville/area natives. Ended up married to a fellow transplanted Northerner for a reason
like I said, you did it wrong then. that’s ok though. to each his own.
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SouvenirCity Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Cubs had never won road trailing by 8 or more runs in the 6th inning or later. Now 1–567.
PROGRESS!!!!!!
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
if you were to meet me, I’m probably the least engaging person you’ve ever met
He basically just sits off to the side staring at a corner desperately avoiding eye contact.
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YYSA Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Hope those bitches can fight better than their loser ancestors
South has a secret weapon now. Crazy Psycho Latina Bitches.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
like I said, you did it wrong then. that’s ok though. to each his own.
Probably true… if I had gone to school around here it would be different. If you move here after school, and meet most of the locals in bars or out at various events, the selection is skewed.
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ATL_Badger Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
He basically just sits off to the side staring at a corner desperately avoiding eye contact.
You just summed up my high school career.
/not really
//but kinda
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ButtersBC Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
South has a secret weapon now. Crazy Psycho Latina Bitches.
We got a lot of Hmong up here, I’ll just go ahead and assume they all know karate so the South’s advantage has been neutralized
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coop247 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Boston has plenty of talent, you people are crazy. I’d say its similar to Chicago, but the girls aren’t quite as “midwest” (fat).
BU girls are the best of the area colleges, thats a party school. Tufts and Harvard aint bad either.
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jim Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Good read about how Grantland poached Katie Baker from Goldman Sachs and the ensuing legalities. Includes some other people that got poached too. Not for everyone, but it’s interesting if you’ve ever written for a blog.
Damn, Grantland must pay pretty well for her to even consider leaving a VP job at Goldman Sachs. I’m sure Goldman Sachs was thrilled to read her “I was an underage puck bunny” article on Deadspin.
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TexansFan Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
haha the countdown stopped at 31 seconds.
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traderjack21 Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I think I was the first one to mention the boob grab on here last night!
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Sturta Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Just had to watch the video for the headline, and then realized that I know them! Oh, how I lol’d and lol’d. Will have to save this for their kids someday…
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roger from oz Says:
July 8th, 2011 at 7:38 PM
sign me up for season tix in fenway

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