Former Tampa Bay Prospect Arrested With Six Pounds of Cocaine At JFK
Cristian Vasquez Martinez, a former Tampa Bay Rays’ prospect was caught trying to smuggle 6 pounds of cocaine through JFK airport. Martinez landed in JFK from the Dominican Republic. He was randomly searched and authorities found 6 pounds of cocaine hidden in four pairs of sneakers in his luggage. The value of those shoes was $138,000. Martinez’s contract with the Rays was apparently terminated last month.
In case you were wondering, this is what he thought he was going to be like…
Alas, Martinez was not whisked away to meet El Patrón.
[Daily Mail UK, Image the same]

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July 8th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Anybody watch that show Locked Up Abroad? That’s what this reminds me of.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
He was randomly searched and authorities found 6 pounds of cocaine hidden in four pairs of sneakers in his luggage.
Boom bitches! Random searches work.
/TSA’d
July 8th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
SHOCKING MUSCLE PICTURES
July 8th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
My Converse comment was removed?
/Do I have to say Adidas?
July 8th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
SHOCKING MUSCLE PICTURES
Those ads are a reason not to use whatever product they’re advertising. Who wants to look like that unless they want to attract women of J-WOWW’s character.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
You posted that in the picture comment section, not the post comment section.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
My Converse comment was removed?
You posted that in the picture comment section, not the post comment section.
That’s funny.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
I will now picture TheGilly as one of those 65 year old’s who think they have got this computer business down… but not quite.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
My Converse comment was removed?
You posted that in the picture comment section, not the post comment section.
That’s funny.
I laughed.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
That explains it.
/cracks open another Yuengling
//This day has taken FOREVER.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
KC.. your thoughts on the Grantland piece on Kansas City?
July 8th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Ahhh, memories. It feels like only yesterday or the day before that I first heard this story. The Big Lead? More like The Big Trail, amirite?
July 8th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
And when you get old, you look like a couple of white flour dumplings stitched together.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Cristian Vasquez Martinez’s weekend plans are screwed?
July 8th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
They’re too busy hazing the new guys to pay attention.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
That show successfully entertains me and simultaneously scares the tits out of me.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
thats a lot of key bumps….
July 8th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
That show successfully entertains me and simultaneously scares the tits out of me.
If someone hands you a suitcase full of Russian babushka dolls and promises you $10,000 if you get it them into the United States….. don’t take them up on the offer.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
DAMNIT NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO I DON’T HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO BUY FROM AND ALL I WANNA DO IS PARTY WHOO DAMN THAT CHICK’S FINE WHERE ARE WE GOING TO PARTY TONITE LETS GO TO A CLUB LETS GO TO A STRIP CLUB SNORT DAMN IM HIGH LETS GET SOME HOOKERS WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST YOUR KEYS THIS IS BULLSHIT
July 8th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
OT:
This is currently being passed around Twitter. Pretty cool.
/apologies if Duckworth’d
July 8th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
exactly. it seems like every one of those episodes starts exactly the same. “it seemed to good to be true….” because it is you moron.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
If someone hands you a suitcase full of Russian babushka dolls and promises you $10,000 if you get it them into the United States….. don’t take them up on the offer.
Also, if you’re a dumb college kid who thinks you can get away with anything you want just because you’re a dumb college kid in a different country, I don’t feel sorry for you when you get locked up abroad. No all of you, please, get off of my lawn
July 8th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Also, if you’re a dumb college kid who thinks you can get away with anything you want just because you’re a dumb college kid in a different country, I don’t feel sorry for you when you get locked up abroad. No all of you, please, get off of my lawn
Am I to assume this was a jab at me? Or were you taking a shot at yourself at the end there?
/can never be sure with these imaginary internet friends
July 8th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Saw it on the news–very cool.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
The dude on the most recent episode was doing it for a full fucking year before he finally got caught, fucking crazy. I wouldn’t be able to do that shit, I would get high anxiety and start sweating profusely going through customs and the security checks.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
are you ok with being put to death because you had some hash taped to your nutsack?
July 8th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Those retards deserve to be locked up for being an idiot.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Saw it on the news–very cool.
I really don’t like U2. But I’m a sucker for that song. Dammit.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
ATL -
Eh, much like Cleveland, Kansas City is used to getting bashed. My personal stance on the NBA angle is that KC will not support a NBA team. Why?
1. College hoops mecca in this area. You will not get KU/MU/KSU/WSU season ticket holders to buy season tickets. Maybe the superrich, but that is a small number.
2. This is a Chiefs town. Yeah, the Chiefs suck, but they still sell out.
3. The whole NBA/NHL was fabricated by politicians that wanted to put the Sprint Center and Power and Light District downtown. The Sprint Center tax probably would have passed (taxing car rentals on out of town visitors.) I doubt the P&L tax would have passed. BTW, Kansas City covers ~$2 million dollars each year because it underperforms.
That column was poorly written and the author got assinated yesterday on talk radio in KC.
http://greghallkc.com/?p=207
July 8th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
are you ok with being put to death because you had some hash taped to your nutsack?
Each word in this sentence was more entertaining than the previous.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
That column was poorly written and the author got assinated yesterday on talk radio in KC.
I kind of agree with you… but at the same time… wasn’t part of the article critiquing KC’s inferiority complex? Kind of sounds like KCer’s have it, given the reaction. I’ve never been there though, so I’m not really sure if I can comment on that.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Spencer – You watch wilfred last night?
July 8th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
KC.. your thoughts on the Grantland piece on Kansas City?
My more succint answer would be that I was surprised this was even a topic that Grantland would cover. There are some truths in it, however poorly written, but I doubt anyone outside of this area even cared.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
The author of that article lost a lot of his cred with me when he mentioned he went to Mizzou but was a Jayhawk fan. Isn’t that sacrilege?
July 8th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I kind of agree with you… but at the same time… wasn’t part of the article critiquing KC’s inferiority complex? Kind of sounds like KCer’s have it, given the reaction.
Read that Greg Hall link. That is one of the truth’s in the article. KC does have an inferiority complex. Most of it is due to not being Chicago, St. Louis or Dallas. He got the answer correct, but didn’t get to that conclusion correctly.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Some of the comments I’ve read about this is thst this episodes points to the fact that it is impossible to hate Bono…I know he has a bad rep with many folks, but this is still extremely cool.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
A U2 concert is on my bucket list.
/ignores just about everything else Bono does
July 8th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Oops. I think my Lifewater is spiked.
/…with six pounds of coke
July 8th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
The author of that article lost a lot of his cred with me when he mentioned he went to Mizzou but was a Jayhawk fan. Isn’t that sacrilege?
Yes, but Mizzou’s J-School is tits I guess. Ask Lisk. He was more concerned with getting a big job than adhering to his Kansas roots. As one of my co-worker’s told me, “If you were paid twice as more to work at MU than KU, you’d switch jobs in a heartbeat.” Of course I would. Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t take random dumps all over Columbia’s sidewalks.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
I know he has a bad rep with many folks
I don’ hate him as much as a lot of people. I do find him jetting around on a G6 while promoting energy efficiency and fighting world hunger and at the same time spending $39 million on the stage he performs on for this tour to be a “tad” hypocritical. I guess they were all out of $5 Million dollar stages.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Spencer – You watch wilfred last night?
I did. Fucking awesome. Much better than the second episode. I hope this show has legs.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
I think it does. It is god damn brilliant. The chemistry between those two is pretty clear. I laugh just as much during that little 2 minute outtake at the end of the episodes.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
I remember seeing the 60 minutes piece on them a while back and they did not make apologies for living the good life in the South of France (or wherever it was) and they didn’t think it was inconsistent with still trying to do good in the world.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Of course they wouldn’t. Classic do as I say, not as I do syndrome.
July 8th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Idiot, come on now. Who does he think he is Tony Montana, ok I’m reloaded.