Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting A Reality Show
The revolution will be televised. By revolution, I mean Kris Humphries’ new life with reality sex tape star, Kim Kardashian. HollywoodLife.com is reporting (and using the world’s largest picture while doing that reporting) that Kardashian and Humphries will have their own reality show spinoff of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
“Kim and Kris have been filming different parts of their lives, including wedding prep, but their show hinges on Kris’s contract negotiations,” an insider close to the production tells us. “Currently he’s a free agent, but it all depends on what teams he ends up with and their rules for their players and outside commitments.”
I think it’s cute that something hinges on Kris Humphries’ contract negotiations. You know what you never about hinging on Kris Humphries’ contract negotiations? Kris Humphries’ career. Humphries averaged 10 points and 10 rebounds last year with the Nets, but you have to go many pages into a Google search of “Kris Humphries” to find that information.
[h/t: TBJ, Image via Getty]
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July 7th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
NO WAY!
July 7th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
I heard she’s into golden showers.
/trying to make this interesting.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Of course they are. I would be more surprised if they didn’t film the first marital fuck.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
I heard she’s into golden showers.
I heard Roman showers.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I don’t give a shit what people here say, there’s nothing special about this woman. I can take a road trip to the Bronx and find 150 Puerto Rican, Italian, or Dominican women better looking than this chick.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Look at my shocked face!!
/just staring listlessly, not shocked at all
July 7th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
I heard Roman showers.
I’m afraid to ask….but my curiosity is getting the better of me. Do tell.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Is there a greater TV wasteland than E!? And they’re not going to have much of a show with a lockout in place.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
I would be more surprised if they didn’t film the first marital fuck.
There won’t be a marriage. She’ll milk this for all its worth and then dump him and find another rube.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Yet there will be thousands of people (/points at TBL) who will watch this dreck. I give up.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
I hear ya Shatner. I read something on her twitter feed about how she couldn’t believe Casey Anthony got away with murder. Someone re-tweeted how the Goldman family probably felt the same way after her dad got OJ off. I thought it was funny, she didn’t have much to say after that. This woman pisses me off.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
but their show hinges on Kris’s contract negotiations
Shit, if you thought NFL players ladies were freaking out about their lock out. NBA players’ ladies won’t be stabbing they will be shooting.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
MARK CUBAN WINS EVERYTHING!!!!!
July 7th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
I’m afraid to ask….but my curiosity is getting the better of me. Do tell.
vomit
July 7th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Same here man. That whole family pisses me off. Whether it’s Khloe tweeting “Who’s watching(or ready) for Khloe and Lamar?????” when we killed Osama, the constant made up activities for the show (“Oh, we always go parasailing!”) the horsheshit drama (Oh, the mom MAY switch her name to Kardashian!!!!!!!) or the fact that Kim getting deep dicked on film means her wildebeest of a sister and the other one get their own radio show, there’s just so much to hate.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
i like kim’s titties.
/all i care about
July 7th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
If they ever canceled The Soup there would be no redeeming qualities of that network…that they made Chelsea Handler moderately famous was enough of a crime against humanity
July 7th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
You’re obviously not married.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Is there a greater TV wasteland than E!?
VH1 and MTV are on par.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
SC – That was awesome. Cuban is my hero.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Not only are the shows awful, but the shows take themselves seriously like any of what they are doing (nothing) is worth a shit.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
i like kim’s titties.
/all i care about
she is a whore to the max and her family is worthless, but at least kim is hot.
paris hilton (her caucasian american equivalent), is so so ugly.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
The sister that’s not Kim or Khloe, I don’t know her name, but I find her to be cute.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
I used to like True Hollywood Stories until it stopped being so dark.
Also, when did Tiffany Amber Theisan get fat?
July 7th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
At least TruTV’s shit knows it’s shit, and make it more ridiculous.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Hey! Forensic Files is a great show.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Also, when did Tiffany Amber Theisan get fat?
Babies ruin female bodies unless they are Victoria Secret models.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Ah, didn’t know she was preggers.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Miranda Kerr is not of this Earth
Senator Jersey no doubt appreciates the Sex and the City marathons E! shows however
July 7th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
now that is fucking quality use of twitter right there.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
kourtney. hot as balls
July 7th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
That was a top 5 twitter moment.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
i like kim’s titties.
/all i care about
Well said. For all the talk about her ass, she’s got a really nice rack.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
I hope Kris space docks her.
/I would never want to see it, but I hope he does anyway
July 7th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
I don’t care what Shatner says – Kim is great from top to bottom. Just don’t talk, Kim
July 7th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Yes, I definitely think her bust is better than that ass. There’s some definite cheese going on in those cheeks.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Kris is too busy docking doods.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
I’m pretty cool with my IT department but even I’m not willing to Google that to find out what it actually is.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Ah, didn’t know she was preggers.
I think she just had one.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
There’s some definite cheese going on in those cheeks
I would still give her the best 30 seconds of her week.
Go ahead and judge me, I don’t care.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Yes, I definitely think her bust is better than that ass. There’s some definite cheese going on in those cheeks.
Her ass crack is as long as Mutumbo’s arm.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Wait, I thought space docking was peen to peen? Does this mean KK is an uncircumsized man? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen evidence to contradict this
July 7th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
On June 15, 2010, Thiessen gave birth to a daughter named Harper Renn Smith, who weighed 8 lbs. 3 oz. at birth. Wiki
Wiki also claimes she has dropped the, “Amber.”
July 7th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
space docks
I’m pretty cool with my IT department but even I’m not willing to Google that to find out what it actually is.
Crapping into her vag
I’d let her give me a blumpkin or rusty trombone.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
When a dude shits in a chick’s vag.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
CLICK AT YOUR OWN PERIL!
July 7th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
I thought puking on someone was a rainbow shower. I will now add roman shower to my book of commons with the full intention of going back later to check that information
July 7th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Crapping into her vag
Izzatit? The gay one is just docking then?
July 7th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
You guys are sick. Poop and sex are not to be mixed. Ever.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
we talkin scat?
/rubs hands together excitedly
July 7th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
I’d give Kim and Kourtney a Canada’s History.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
You could do a dog in the bathtub with her.
/will define if asked
July 7th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
You guys are sick. Poop and sex are not to be mixed. Ever.
But pooping and the shower is ok. Right?
July 7th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
I’d give Kim and Kourtney a Canada’s History.
interesting
July 7th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
correct.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Poop and sex are not to be mixed.
But you poop in the shower, already. It’s just a degree turn if you really think about it. Come on, SC, let your poopy side run wild. Join us
July 7th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
/SG and CJ
July 7th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Idk how this is related to space or docking, but to each his own I guess.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
lol @ canada’s history.
/literally and figuratively
July 7th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
/will define if asked
You are asked
July 7th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
A david copperfield would be good
July 7th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Not a hockey fan….BUT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!
July 7th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Not in my shower, all poop goes into the toilet.
/Favorite saying is taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
July 7th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
/will define if asked
You are asked
Blumpkin- getting bj while taking dump
Rusty Trombone-getting salad tossed with a hand job
dog in a bath tub- putting sack into vag, as hard as keeping a dog in a bathtub
July 7th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Ohhhhh…
July 7th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
I bet you could do it with Hayden Panietierre, or however you spell that shit.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Dog in a bathtub. Huh. I always thought it was just called Booyah! because of that awesome video that made the rounds a few years ago
July 7th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Her ass crack is as long as Mutumbo’s arm.
i wonder if it shakes disapprovingly if it rejects your balls?
July 7th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
you gotta go one plum, then shimmy. gravity will do the rest.
July 7th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
The story behind Canada’s History is great. Stephen Colbert found out that a Canadian magazine, which had been called The Beaver for decades, was changing it’s name to Canada’s History because of the slang use of beaver which has become so widespread. So Colbert challenged viewers one night to go to Urban Dictionary and define Canada’s History as the most depraved sex act possible.
It’s sort of like what Dan Savage did with Rick Santorum’s name.
July 7th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
That dog in the bath tub shit would crush your sack. Fuck that noise.
July 7th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
It’s sort of like what Dan Savage did with Rick Santorum’s name
The action of Canada’s History might be more depraved but the imagery of Santorum…
/shivers
//pukes
///on co-worker
////springs to life
July 7th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
//pukes
///on co-worker
Roman Shower!!!!
July 7th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
The action of Canada’s History might be more depraved but the imagery of Santorum…
/shivers
//pukes
///on co-worker
////springs to life
I guess when you’re having anal sex, shit happens.
/veal.
July 7th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Her dad was Johnnie Cochran or Scheck and Neufeld?
July 7th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Complete Garbage, this dude looks like the biggest douche bag on the planet and he is a moron for spending that much money on her sorry ass. I mean don’t these people care about anything other than publicty and $$. Most couples who have their own reality show get divorce, take a looksie at Nick and Jessica, I mean seriously this guy looks like a dorkier Jamie Kennedy, with fancy shades.
July 7th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Why cant this bitch be found face down in a muddy ditch after a month in sweltering heat & humidity
July 7th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
How do you guys not find Kim K hot??
I’d hit that all day and tomorrow.
July 7th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Someone re-tweeted how the Goldman family probably felt the same way after her dad got OJ off. I thought it was funny, she didn’t have much to say after that.
Her dad was Johnnie Cochran or Scheck and Neufeld?
Her dad was OJ’s buddy. He was an attorney, but not a criminal defense attorney. As an attorney he could visit Simpson in jail, so he was listed as one of the attorneys so he could babysit OJ.