Knowshon Moreno, Proud Fan of Kelly Kapowski
Based on this endearing photograph and highly fashionable t-shirt, it couldn’t be more obvious that Denver Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno is in love with Kelly Kapowski, and would like the world to know as much. In all honesty, can we really blame the guy? Kapowski adoration has been a worldwide phenomenon for some time now and probably one of the few things in life capable of bonding sworn enemies like Red Sox and Yankee fans, or Ned Stark and that polarizing little shit, King Joffrey. If you’re somehow Team Spano or Team Turtle (both Lisa and the midget from Entourage), your issues are larger than Mr. Belding’s forehead.
As for Knowshon’s unidentified buddy, there is never an acceptable time to wear a Jessica Simpson t-shirt unless, unless, your head is buried in Jessica Simpson’s cleavage.
[via @PostBroncos]

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July 5th, 2011 at 8:03 AM
note: Gonna push the roundup back to 930ish … assuming everyone was up late with fireworks and beer.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:09 AM
Us low-life hourly employee folk gotta be here early.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:13 AM
I’m with you, SG. i think i was in bed at 9:45.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:24 AM
I thought that was Matt Leinart at first.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
of all the pics of knowshon moreno out there, and you have to pick this one?
ru picture failure streak going strong…..
/and jessica simpson in her heyday>>>>>>kapowski in hers
July 5th, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Joffrey is polarizing? Like the Nazis are polarizing?
Dance with Dragons out a week from today.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
agreed
July 5th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
So pumped!!! I need new reading material but now I’m not even going to bother getting something since the new book will be out in a week.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
/nerdy high five
July 5th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
Joffrey is polarizing? Like the Nazis are polarizing?
dork, if TBL was writing this, you;d have a beef. you cannot question tsh on pop culture. just can’t. you have to have faith he will guide us
July 5th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
I think Vezina needs another nap.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Ha, and then totally redeems himself!
July 5th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
/nerdy high five
only nerds read, or the high five itself was awkward?
July 5th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Totally thought that was a Debbie Gibson t-shirt.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
tim, did you see i fixed the links problem? AND you want me to comment in a meaningful way?
i give and i give and i give
July 5th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
I trust TSH on all things tits-related, but I need no guide for GoT.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
bob gibson>>>debbie gibson
July 5th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
I trust TSH on all things tits-related, but I need no guide for GoT.
i need no guide for tits-related things. i trust my instincts. not that i have more than one set in my life, but still
July 5th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
SportsDork: He’s a king, he has loyal followers. It’s as shocking as Curt Schilling having fans.
Also, working from a PC this morning for the first time in about 7 years. It’s a complete debacle. If Yardwork is written in WingDings, you’ll know why.
July 5th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
tsh, his loyal followers include everyone afraid of the executioner
July 5th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Haha, true. As always, it’s good to be born filthy fucking rich.
July 5th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
I trust TSH on all things tits-related, but I need no guide for GoT.
I realized that I needed to read the books after watching non Game of Thrones TV for a week.