Comments on: Darnell Dockett is the Proud Owner of an Alligator

By: michaele11111

michaele11111 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:46:27 +0000

My guess is the alligator’s brain is bigger than his. If being a moron was a crime this guy would be serving a life sentence.

By: Rytorres23

Rytorres23 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:17:05 +0000

I couldn’t wait until you posted this story, that I caught on Yahoo earlier. Seriously, who the hell in their right mind is going to buy a gator. Darnell, sorry buddy but go by a dog before all your money goes down the toilet after that ugly ass gator bites somebody.

By: Shatner, who is apparently a Spam Bot

Shatner, who is apparently a Spam Bot — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:17:25 +0000

Clarissa owned an alligator, and look what happened to her.

By: DemBones

DemBones — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:14:02 +0000

I’m not sure who thought it would be a good idea to have guys pick teams instead of just asking the guys that hit the most home runs and going down the list until you have enough guys.

Bud Selig stealing ideas from Gary Bettman is the 8th sign of the apocalypse.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:08:49 +0000

I’m not sure who thought it would be a good idea to have guys pick teams instead of just asking the guys that hit the most home runs and going down the list until you have enough guys.

It came from the brains that thought it would be a good idea to decide home field advantage in a championship on the outcome of an exhibition.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:06:08 +0000

Just heard on the radio Fielder announced his hr derby squad. Him, Weeks, Kemp and Holiday. Fuck you Fielder.

I’m not sure who thought it would be a good idea to have guys pick teams instead of just asking the guys that hit the most home runs and going down the list until you have enough guys.

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:03:44 +0000

I didn’t know Darnell Dockett was a James Bond villain.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:03:09 +0000

I hope Upton cracks a homerun tonight and talks some shit rounding first.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 23:00:49 +0000

Just heard on the radio Fielder announced his hr derby squad. Him, Weeks, Kemp and Holiday. Fuck you Fielder.

Agree on Kemp, should’ve picked Howard and J-Upton.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:58:49 +0000

Just heard on the radio Fielder announced his hr derby squad. Him, Weeks, Kemp and Holiday. Fuck you Fielder.

By: Diesel

Diesel — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:58:12 +0000

Hope it bites a groupie

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:58:08 +0000

So awesome that I havent gone on a waverunner since I was told there are gators in Lake Conroe.

/fell off once and wasted energy getting back on because im a clumsy fuck

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:56:47 +0000

Texans, you a big gator/croc fan?

I’m not a backwoods, coverall wearing, straw eating gator wrestler but I think they are awesome.

By: DemBones

DemBones — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:51:55 +0000

Well if he has any small children this is sure to end well.

By: TheBigLead

TheBigLead — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:51:35 +0000

Texans, you a big gator/croc fan?

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:48:33 +0000

That looks like a crock because of the long and slender snout. It might be a bad angle/its a baby

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:47:12 +0000

..When animals attack or whatever the name of the show about the pet owners whos exotic pets attack and kill them..

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:41:21 +0000

I love sharks,

This is on my Lotto list, depending on jackpot, to own a shark.