Darnell Dockett is the Proud Owner of an Alligator

I’m not entirely sure what would possess a human being to want to own an alligator, but Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett recently purchased one. Naturally, Dockett took to twitter to tell the world about his new pet. Perhaps he agrees with that guy in Chicago – gators are chick magnets.

If I had to guess, Docket’s pet is probably 4-feet long. The tail looks like it could do some damage.

I love alligators only slightly less than I love sharks, but I’m also deathly afraid of both of them.

Previously: Athletes in the 21st Century: Darnell Dockett Live-Tweets His Encounter with Maryland* Police

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18 Responses to “Darnell Dockett is the Proud Owner of an Alligator”

Broccoli Beef Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:41 PM

I love sharks,

This is on my Lotto list, depending on jackpot, to own a shark.

TexansFan Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:47 PM

..When animals attack or whatever the name of the show about the pet owners whos exotic pets attack and kill them..

TexansFan Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:48 PM

That looks like a crock because of the long and slender snout. It might be a bad angle/its a baby

TheBigLead Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:51 PM

Texans, you a big gator/croc fan?

DemBones Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:51 PM

Well if he has any small children this is sure to end well.

TexansFan Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:56 PM

Texans, you a big gator/croc fan?

I’m not a backwoods, coverall wearing, straw eating gator wrestler but I think they are awesome.

TexansFan Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:58 PM

So awesome that I havent gone on a waverunner since I was told there are gators in Lake Conroe.

/fell off once and wasted energy getting back on because im a clumsy fuck

Diesel Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:58 PM

Hope it bites a groupie

YYSA Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 6:58 PM

Just heard on the radio Fielder announced his hr derby squad. Him, Weeks, Kemp and Holiday. Fuck you Fielder.

phillymantis915 Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 7:00 PM

Just heard on the radio Fielder announced his hr derby squad. Him, Weeks, Kemp and Holiday. Fuck you Fielder.

Agree on Kemp, should’ve picked Howard and J-Upton.

YYSA Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 7:03 PM

I hope Upton cracks a homerun tonight and talks some shit rounding first.

s1rweeze Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 7:03 PM

I didn’t know Darnell Dockett was a James Bond villain.

Broccoli Beef Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 7:06 PM

Just heard on the radio Fielder announced his hr derby squad. Him, Weeks, Kemp and Holiday. Fuck you Fielder.

I’m not sure who thought it would be a good idea to have guys pick teams instead of just asking the guys that hit the most home runs and going down the list until you have enough guys.

YYSA Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 7:08 PM

I’m not sure who thought it would be a good idea to have guys pick teams instead of just asking the guys that hit the most home runs and going down the list until you have enough guys.

It came from the brains that thought it would be a good idea to decide home field advantage in a championship on the outcome of an exhibition.

DemBones Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 7:14 PM

I’m not sure who thought it would be a good idea to have guys pick teams instead of just asking the guys that hit the most home runs and going down the list until you have enough guys.

Bud Selig stealing ideas from Gary Bettman is the 8th sign of the apocalypse.

Shatner, who is apparently a Spam Bot Says:
July 5th, 2011 at 7:17 PM

Clarissa owned an alligator, and look what happened to her.

Rytorres23 Says:
July 6th, 2011 at 9:17 AM

I couldn’t wait until you posted this story, that I caught on Yahoo earlier. Seriously, who the hell in their right mind is going to buy a gator. Darnell, sorry buddy but go by a dog before all your money goes down the toilet after that ugly ass gator bites somebody.

michaele11111 Says:
July 6th, 2011 at 9:46 AM