Roundup: Floyd Mayweather Returns, Paul Kariya Retires & Chris Hansen Takes A Seat
Sisters Joanna and Marta Krupa… hit by lightning at bible camp… flights delayed at Kennedy because of turtles… Louis C.K. on farts… Chris Hansen caught cheating on his wife by the National Enquirer… Chuck Liddell is “Chocolate Al“… $9 million traffic stop… Damn, Smufette looks good… fast food mafia… Three Musketeers looks awesome(ly bad).… Transformers by the numbers… someone find me Mario as Raoul Duke NOW… LBJ and Bono…
Floyd Mayweather is back, but he’s nothing without Manny Pacquaio. [Sports Illustrated]
Justin Timberlake was one of the people involved in the $35 million purchase of MySpace. Their first move will be to drop the “my.” It’s much cleaner. [Guardian UK]
NBC is giving away Tim Riggins’ truck. Can’t you just picture TBL pretending to be a football player during the lockout? [NBC]
Paul Kariya has announced his retirement. [TSN]
Lego Dirk. [ESPN]
I hate retired cricket player Alex Loudon. [US Magazine]
The key to any great performance is the sequined half-shirt.
Full Tilt Poker shut down. [BBC]
At 24, Maria Sharapova is the oldest woman left at Wimbledon. [NPR]
Chad Johnson is willing to replace Chris Hansen on TCAP. [Twitter]
Don’t read about Quentin Tarantino’s (allegedly) confirmed foot fetish until after breakfast. [Film Drunk]
Kevin Durant is too buys to worry about the lockout. [USA Today]
Soccer fans threaten referee’s life at halftime. [Unprofessional Foul]
Neat little film called Splitscreen. Hug your loved ones.
This paralyzed cat is learning to swim for physical therapy!
Apparently, this was 1 year ago yesterday. LeBatard nailed every single signing. (As long as you give him Miami instead of South Beach.) What does it mean that Simmons used team names instead of cities? Dissect Grantland!
- Robinson Cano Surprised a Sick Fan at the MLB Fancave and They Played Wiffle Ball & Ate Ice Cream [Video]
- Bob Uecker Took a Picture with WWE’s Bella Twins at a Cardinals Game
- Mario Balotelli Owns a Pet Pig, Because of Course He Does
- Keenan Allen, 3rd Round Draft Pick of San Diego, Wore a Raiders Hat in Public. Chargers Fans Are Pissed
- Does Shawn Marion Drive a Funny-Looking Smart Car That Might Be a Souped Up Golf Cart?
- Wide Word of Sport (?) on Keenan Allen, 3rd Round Draft Pick of San Diego, Wore a Raiders Hat in Public. Chargers Fans Are Pissed
- Wide Word of Sport (?) on Keenan Allen, 3rd Round Draft Pick of San Diego, Wore a Raiders Hat in Public. Chargers Fans Are Pissed
- Wide Word of Sport (?) on Keenan Allen, 3rd Round Draft Pick of San Diego, Wore a Raiders Hat in Public. Chargers Fans Are Pissed
- Chelsea Chris on Keenan Allen, 3rd Round Draft Pick of San Diego, Wore a Raiders Hat in Public. Chargers Fans Are Pissed
- Jay V Of Considerable Influence on Roundup: Miguel Kicked Two Women in the Head at the Billboard Music Awards, Greg Schiano Loves Mike Glennon & Don't Talk Trash to Former Boxers in the Street
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June 30th, 2011 at 8:28 AM
Look at that Polish Poonanny.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:31 AM
Sharapova is only 24? It seems like she oughta be 30 at least.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:32 AM
Are we sure this isn’t viral marketing for the new season of Breaking Bad?
June 30th, 2011 at 8:33 AM
Its getting dusty in here… maybe because that looks an awful lot like my kitty.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Chris Hansen caught cheating on his wife by the National Enquirer
“See I calls you Chris ‘Handsome’. Now I tell you what: I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Which way is it going to be?”
June 30th, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Why dont you have a seat over here?
June 30th, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Paul Kariya has announced his retirement.
Wow. I remember when he came into the league and it was him and Teemu Selanne as the Mighty Ducks.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
Chad Johnson is willing to replace Chris Hansen on TCAP.
Stick to trying to catch footballs, you self-promoting douche-eater.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
“Wendy” Gwendolyn is very emo.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
I remember him dominating college hockey, the 42-1-2 season and winning the Hobey Baker as a freshman.
/Umaine hockey, my first sports love
June 30th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Last day of work before the long weekend…this day is going to drag.
/ready to start smack talk ahead of Phillies bringing the broom to the Red Sox
June 30th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Don’t read about Quentin Tarantino’s (allegedly) confirmed foot fetish until after breakfast.
Dude, that’s common knowledge. Go back to his movies and you’ll see everyone one of them tends to have at least 1 long, lingering shot over a woman’s feet.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
thanks bono!
/for making lebron only the 2nd biggest asshole in the room
//9 courics!!!
June 30th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
C’mon, let us have ONE
June 30th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
same here. not coming back until next Thursday. can’t f’n wait.
/11 hour drive tomorrow!
//doesn’t give a shit
June 30th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
Don’t be tellin’ me about foot massages. I’m the foot fuckin’ master.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
“So, what’s in the bag? A 12 pack of Zima, a box of magnums and some jelly beans. Just what did you have planned when you came over here?”
June 30th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
So, golf dorks:
Who do you have at Aronimink this weekend?
June 30th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
I always save a little extra work for these days. Makes them go by faster because I have a bunch to do.
/half day tomorrow
//heading to the Chi
June 30th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
+1 five dollar shake
June 30th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
i have choi in my league because i took everyone else of note earlier this year, but i like watney this weekend.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
zima batter some brats?
June 30th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
Either Justin Rose or KJ Choi. Tiger gave an interview on CSN Philly last night, was pretty chill and was funny when asked about the beard.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
I hung out at the practice range at the Byron Nelson this year when he was prepping for his Sunday round. There were at least 40 Koreans there watching him like he was Jesus. It was nuts.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
i don’t know a whole lot about aronimink other than it was a fill in for the barclays a couple years ago, but i fucking LOVE this course on TV. screw liberty national…put the barclays here full time.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Truth.
Floyd Mayweather is a punk, IMO, until he fights Pacquiao.
/he couldn’t give a fuck about my opinion, I’m sure
June 30th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Tiger needs to go Baron Davis with his beard.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
The mysterious Heisenberg has once again evaded capture.
although i’m waiting for hank to see him in the hat and sunglasses at a party, which would be as interesting as Deb finding out about Dexter.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Such a great, great player.
I don’t know if he’s a HOF’er, but I can’t help but think how sad it is that concussions have taken out two of the most dynamic forwards of the 90′s (Lindros being the other one).
June 30th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Was I seeing things, or did Bethpage become a tournament course for later this year during the Fedex Cup playoff?
June 30th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
that’s awesome. i read a snippet about him yesterday and how his caddy used to take him straight from the course to the nearest korean bbq when he first hit tour just cuz he didn’t know anyone and didn’t know any english.
the tank is the man.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
not this year, but in 2012 and 2016. nice little NY/NJ rota they got going on for the barclays.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Wait til you get a chance to look at Merion Country Club as the US Open in 2013 Spence. The golf courses around Philly (Aronimink, Merion CC, Philly CC, Philly Cricket Club) are absolutely stunning.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Almost caught up with this show. I have the final 3 episodes to watch from season 3. Just an awesome fucking show.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Hernia better have a touching obituary to Ryan “Pancake Tits” Franklin in Yardwork today.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
im pretty familiar with merion (love the basket flagsticks)…it’s a shame that technology has kinda neutered it. i have a feeling the 2013 open is gonna be a birdie barrage unless they go over the top with the setup.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Kariya is another one of those guys where you wonder “what if?”. He still managed to put up almost 1,000 career points (many during the ‘dead puck’ era) and play almost 1,000 career games.
He’ll probably get into the Hall of Fame, but not first ballot.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Orlando Bloom in a sword fighting epic? The hell you say…
June 30th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
i want to join this.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
I’ve heard that they’re going to make it play much harder, slope the greens a lot, pin positioning and adding another 200-400 yds.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
even if they add the length, it’ll still be 200-400 yards shorter than congressional was this year. id rather see them go crazy with narrow fairways and deadly rough than with stupid pin placements.
then again…they could just ban drivers for it. that’d actually be kind of interesting…6,900 yard course with 3w being the longest club? i like it.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Floyd Mayweather is back, but he’s nothing without Manny Pacquaio.
Garden City, KS legend, Victor Ortiz, is going to beat his ass in September.
/Probably not.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
National Enquirer: “What do you have there?”
Chris Hansen: “Wine Coolers.”
NE: “Just Wine Coolers? Did you bring condoms?”
CH: “Maybe”
NE: “Why? What are you doing here?”
CH: “Just wanted to tell her about the dangers of meeting strangers who are married and looking for a little road beef”
June 30th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
That would be kinda cool actually. I’m sure it’ll be pretty awesome though, and I really am antsy to get tickets.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
easily two of the best episodes from the whole series await you in those final 3.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
oh yea…there’s no doubt it’ll be fucking awesome. even if it’s a birdie fest, only assholes will complain about it.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
!
May have to crank through those tonight. I think NDub was catching up too. Not sure how far he is in to it.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
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I have the final 3 episodes to watch from season 3.
easily two of the best episodes from the whole series await you in those final 3.
The cliffhanger at the end…the cliffhanger!!
June 30th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
I thought Kariya retired two or three years ago.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Gott damn
June 30th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Maybe I should just watch them while I’m at work. I love catching up on shows like this where I can watch several episodes at once and not have to wait for next week’s episode. The list of shows I’ve done this with is astounding. I hate investing time in something like that until I know it’s sticking around.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
/for making lebron only the 2nd biggest asshole in the room
//9 courics!!!
u2, albeit once in 1987, has at least done something great with their career.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
The state of California is so incompetent it has driven away the single greatest online retailer the world has ever seen.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
wtf? I must have missed something.
/regrets 2:20 I’ll never get back
June 30th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
When Bunk Moreland comes riding through that door on a segway and shoots Hank, it’s really something else.
/nods at spencer
June 30th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I thought Kariya retired two or three years ago.
He sat out the 2010-11 season due to post concussion syndrome, but didn’t officially retire.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I didn’t know Pacquaio’s publicist ran this site.
//the only way that statement makes any sense.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
That explains it.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be ticklin’ or nothin.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
The state of California is so incompetent it has driven away the single greatest online retailer the world has ever seen.
So much talent in that state, but just absurd levels of government control and entitlements. San Franciso upped their crazy another level by banning the sale of ANY kind of pets in the city. All the pets HAVE to come from shelters or other rescue houses.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Oh, and Joanna Krupa can get it.
Obligatory
June 30th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
/giggles
June 30th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Stop it. Let’s not do this. Not right now.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Hell yeah I suck toes.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
A Google image search with the filter off present all sorts of wonderful things
June 30th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
you are going to be in for a hurtin’ once you’re all caught up and have to wait a week.
only downside to finding a new show with a relatively small catalog of episodes available immediately to watch.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
/Team Shelter Dogs!
Even still….that’s strange. Go ban a happy meal or something.
So many beautiful areas in that state. What a shame.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Hey, jck, doing any touristy stuff while you’re in chicago?
June 30th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
LeBron can’t hold Bono’s jock.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Mayweather will just keep on back pedaling because he know he’ll get knocked the f out.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Justin Timberlake was one of the people involved in the $35 million purchase of MySpace.
guffawed at this:
June 30th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
wtf? you can’t get em from a breeder?
June 30th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
!!!
“Oakland, a city fraught for years with violence and high poverty rates, has at last been experiencing a renaissance, but the number of white hipsters, Asians and Hispanics moving in has been outpaced by the number of black families that have disappeared.”
That was in an article by the associated press. Are hipsters their own ethnicity now?!
June 30th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Spencer here’s the article.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
interesting html fail in #71.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
News Corp gets ridiculed for MySpace, but it’s not as bad as people are making it out to be.
They spent $580 million on a 50/50 shot. One of MySpace/Facebook was going to be a homerun. They picked the wrong horse. It happens.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Not really. I’m from there and have a bunch of family there, so we try to avoid that. We are going down to Wrigleyville Saturday to see if we can score some cheap tickets after the game has started. If not, we’ll just go to a bar and get shitty. Playing a little golf on Sunday too.
The Taste can be fun when you go on the off times, but fighting with 500,000 people this weekend isn’t my idea of a good time. People that bring strollers to that shit drive me crazy.
/nods at SC
June 30th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Its California. There are equal parts beauty and places that should be liquidated.
/hits red button
June 30th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
i want to find this guy and punch him in the face over and over again until he fucking wakes up from whatever retarded dream he’s trapped in.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
San Franciso upped their crazy another level by banning the sale of ANY kind of pets in the city. All the pets HAVE to come from shelters or other rescue houses
Sure it’s a dumb law and another example of government overstepping, but how many breeders are actually located in the city? Aren’t most breeders located in suburbia/out in the country so their doggies can run free?
/I’m probably being naive.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Mayweather will just keep on back pedaling because he know he’ll get knocked the f out.
This.
That was in an article by the associated press. Are hipsters their own ethnicity now?!
Caucasian, African-American, Asian, Hispanic/Latino, Pacific Islander or Douchebag.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
prolly not all that naive…kennels take up a lot of space.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Fuck me. I’m only 5 episodes into the series. I’m trying to get caught up on the entire series before July 17.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently
Shit, we know fellow humans are living beings and we have no problems treating them horribly. Who gives a fuck about fish?
June 30th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Oh, fuck those people. Seriously. I haven’t gone to the taste in like four or five years. The only time to go is on a weekday, during the day. It gets way too fucking crowded. They’re doing a street fest thing around Wrigley this weekend. They did it when the Yanks came to town a few weeks ago. It was kind of cool; something to check out if you’re down there.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
All I know is that I enjoy eating fish. Had fish almost every day in Maui.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
The Taste can be fun when you go on the off times, but fighting with 500,000 people this weekend isn’t my idea of a good time
I just read it’s supposed to be 100 degrees in Chicago tomorrow. No thanks.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
I got two left in season 3. Not sure if I want to blow through them or spread them out to the premier of season 4.
/probably watch them tonight.
Does anyone watch Shameless? I watched the first 4 several months ago and it was funny. Trying to find out if the entire season is worth watching.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Its California. There are equal parts beauty and places that should be liquidated.
For every Pebble Beach and Malibu, there’s a Bakersfield, Fresno, or the Valley.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Weak.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
i’d be interested to see if those are allowed…puppy mills likely are “breeders”, too.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
All I know is that I enjoy eating fish. Had fish almost every day in Maui.
I am a big fan of grilled fish. When you get the tail all nice and crispy, it’s the best.
Add some mango/tropical spicy sauce on top and I’m as happy as a dog in grass.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
The wife loves it. Says it’s hilarious.
/Team Warm
I hate the winter so much that I refuse to complain, even when it’s hotter than balls outside
June 30th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Yeah, because Pacquaio has this long list of impressive KO’s that Mayweather should fear.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I enjoyed it. Lots of bewbs.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
I’m going to go ahead and say that every state is like this so it’s not exactly an insightful dichotomy.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
It was 106* on the golf course yesterday evening. But my dumb ass still walked it.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
All about the interface. Facebook’s cleaner look, along with forcing users to adopt that blue color was a much better presentation than MySpace. Giving users control over the majority of their “space” led to pages that were kind of confusing.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Need to poll y’all for something work related. If someone is named Quinn, are you thinking more likely to be a male or female?
June 30th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Male.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I think of motor boating Jane Seymour.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
The Taste sucks.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
If someone says Jersey is totally shit, I will pistol whip them.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Need to poll y’all for something work related. If someone is named Quinn, are you thinking more likely to be a male or female
Male.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
i envy that…wish i could watch it all again for the first time.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Male
/It’s Pat!
June 30th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
the only Quinn chick I can think of is the hot blonde on Glee
June 30th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Male
June 30th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I’ll go with male as well.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I think of motor boating Jane Seymour.
Seconded. Even today I would.
Oh, and male, but with these fucking hipsters giving their kids fucked up names, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it was a chick.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
You ol’ sailor you.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Thanks for the input. I was leaning male, too.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
If someone says Jersey is totally shit, I will pistol whip them.
Nods.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
f someone is named Quinn, are you thinking more likely to be a male or female?
Male. If it was spelled with a ‘y’ my answer would change.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Need to poll y’all for something work related. If someone is named Quinn, are you thinking more likely to be a male or female?
Quinn is probably on Team can’t poop and pee at the same time.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I have a cousin who is quite the hipster. She named her son Nevaeh. That’s heaven backwards.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I have a cousin who is quite the hipster. She named her son Nevaeh. That’s heaven backwards
That’s more common than you might think.
Fucking Hipsters.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
/pours one out for LOST
June 30th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I’ve seen people name their daughters Nevaeh.
It’s as if her parents are putting her on the pole themselves.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Unless you’re SC. He sits down to pee.
/cheap shot
June 30th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
A meme that will live in infamy.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
The hipsters are already one step ahead of you, they are naming their kids Kwinn now.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
that’s not dumb…just dedicated.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
same here. a buddy boned out on golfing after work today because it’s too hot. I told him to sack up.
/can’t wait to play golf in 80* weather this weekend
June 30th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
male.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
They really fucking bug me. I don’t mind the whole dressing like an asshole thing, whatever. It’s the judgement. I hate that shit. Yeah, I like to wear a button down when I go out sometimes. Sorry I don’t have an awesome striped tank top to where to a fucking bar. Fuck you for judging me.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
both. I’ve known more Quinnisha’s, Quinthia’s than Quincy’s.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
I want to watch Lost and 24 but that is a daunting task. 12 Episode cable shows seems a lot easier to catch up on.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Anybody in here in Houston hear me on the radio this morning. Just wondering if I sound as inept on radio as I normally do in person. I’m guessing I have a voice for print.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Quinn is so not a hipster kid’s name. Quinn is entirely too preppy for a hipster.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Anybody in here in Houston hear me on the radio this morning. Just wondering if I sound as inept on radio as I normally do in person. I’m guessing I have a voice for print
#HUMBLEBRAG
June 30th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
this. it’s blue blooded. i guarantee there’s one “quinn” per two country clubs.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
#HUMBLEBRAG
yes, yes, it was, but it’s buried here, so the humblebrag guy will never find it.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
what channel? do they have it in the archives?
June 30th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
The Summer of Exposed Arms!
/Tosh’d
Loved both of these shows (fuck you haters). Well worth your time. Plus, you don’t have to be in a rush to watch them.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Is sitting to piss in the dark in the middle of the night still gay?
June 30th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
the ol’ sit down pee? na…just makes you lazy or you have something to read.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Fucking Hipsters.
I would seriously go into a fucking rage if I ever stepped foot in Williamsburg. It’s as if everyone there bathed with douche scented soap. Oh, and fuck you for bringing back the typewriter
June 30th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
what channel? do they have it in the archives?
Just did it in the last hour. Asked the guy for a link but didn’t see one yet. I’m sure they will put it as the lead feature on the website, though.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
i watched the first 4 seasons of 24 in a 2 week stretch a few years ago.
i was also working 35 hours a week at circuit city and could stay up all hours of the night watching TV w/o a problem.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Quinn is so not a hipster kid’s name. Quinn is entirely too preppy for a hipster.
I’d imagine Quinn’s best friend to be named Davis.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Maybe I should just watch them while I’m at work. I love catching up on shows like this where I can watch several episodes at once and not have to wait for next week’s episode. The list of shows I’ve done this with is astounding. I hate investing time in something like that until I know it’s sticking around.
don’t do it Jack. Don’t watch more than one per day, especially since you’ve only got 3 left. A huge part of that show is your own personal anticipation.
You are wasting some of its power if you watch them all at once.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
/eagerly awaits TBL KC to validate this
June 30th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
lotta hipster hate here…how mainstream.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I dont think it is gay. The problem with sitting though is it might trigger a deuce which is the last thing you want to do if you were hoping to fall right back to sleep.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
what channel? do they have it in the archives?
Oh, and it was 790 with Wexler.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Lost is worth the investment. Give it a chance until after ‘Walkabout’.
If you don’t like that episode then you won’t like the series.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
This reminds me of that waterfall picture.
/too lazy to google it
June 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
shit no. there’s no way I’m standing to piss and risk the split stream all over the damn place.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I mean, I like keeping my eyes closed in a somnambultistic state. I don’t like standing up and having to rely on audible cues to know whether I’m hitting water, porcelain, or tile. Although sometimes it’s fun to leave a puddle to shock the wife.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
let me know and ill listen
June 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Does anyone watch Shameless? I watched the first 4 several months ago and it was funny. Trying to find out if the entire season is worth watching.
Seems like you’re dosing yourself up with a lot of repeated boobs, and way more William H Macy that you need.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
One of these days I’m going to do a 24 marathon watching every season (except Season 6 which was an abortion worse than the Red Sox)
June 30th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
This must be a reference to NYC. I know William & Mary has a bunch of hipsters but Williamsburg, VA, just isn’t a big enough place to be labeled “hipster.” Plus, the colonial era costumes put a damper on that as well.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Sox lineup today is funky. No Youk, no Ortiz. Pedroia batting 4th. Varitek batting 5th. Interleague cant be over soon enough.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
That really was what she said.
(from the typwriter article)
That was the one that got me.
“DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!”
June 30th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
/Team Door Open Standing Piss Don’t Give a Fuck where it Lands at 3:24 am
June 30th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
It looks like they already have it up on the site: http://www.sports790.com/cc-common/podcast/single_page.html?podcast=MattAdam
June 30th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
You can’t sleep shit? I had a roommate that did it all the time when he was drunk.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
You would love the Brooklyn Flea in Williamsburg… I saw at least 3 booths dedicated to selling vintage typewriters and other odd things like large vintage bolts from a tractor.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
can i point you to the solution to all your problems?
/points at sink
June 30th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
there’s going to be some serious humanization going on.
/hopefully won’t get black out drunk
//not making any promises
June 30th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
both. I’ve known more Quinnisha’s, Quinthia’s than Quincy’s.
that’s funny.
White people name their kids like this, and black people name their kids like THIS.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
I’m guessing Youk hurt his foot more than he let on after hitting that foul ball off his foot. Varitek hitting 5th though is awesome, Cole is going to destroy.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
You request the Timberlake play-in?
June 30th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Spence, I was expecting a link to adult diapers
June 30th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
This must be a reference to NYC.
Yep, Brooklyn.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
season 1 was obviously the best (as with most shows, like true blood) where the idea was so original and so well done there was no way to top it.
i liked season 3, no one else does.
six wasn’t great, but i thought 5 wasn’t as good as others thought. i enjoyed 7 to a degree, and 8 had a terrible, terrible ending that just totally betrayed the fans and jack bauer.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Get rid of interleague play.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
What happens in KC, stays in KC.
/not really
//I’m definitely taking cell phone pics that will make their way to the web
June 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I fully support men sitting down to pee if it means fewer urine droplets on my bathroom floor. Disgusting.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
I’ve been black out drunk many a times at the Truman Sports Complex. It’s really the only way to roll.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
/adjusts tie
June 30th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Agreed on the ending. I would say my favorites would be: 2, 4, 1, 5, 7, 3, 8, 6
I rank season 4 high because that was the season that I got into 24 fully and then went back and watched the first three seasons on DVD. Also season 4 had (SPOILERS AHEAD) electroucting Andrey’s ex-husband with the lamp wires, one of Jack’s best torture scenes.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Audrey was so much better than the ginger in the last two seasons of 24. Gottdamn Audrey was hot.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Nice investment for Timberlake… if they can bring more users to the site, they’ll be able to make a huge profit considering the insane valuations of social companies going on in the market today.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
She had a little bit of horseface going on, no? I thought FBI chick was hotter.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Is it bad that my first order of business for a 3 day weekend is to catch up on sleep? I am exhausted right now.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Pilot was extremely strong too. A shame the guy that greenlighted the show was fired because of the budget. 12 million well spent in my opinion.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
You request the Timberlake play-in?
Ha. I don’t come in until the 36:20 mark of that segment. And I’m listening. I accidentally said Hutson when I meant Maynard in the 60′s. Egads.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
yes.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
It was the freckles, CJ. Some freckles are fine, but Renee’s face was like a connect the dots fiasco.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
She had a little bit of horseface going on, no?
I can confirm that. Don’t understand the love. Agent Walker was much better looking.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Kim was still the hottest on the show. Thank you for casting Elisha Cuthbert.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
You sure have weird standards SC.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Agent Walker.
Smokeshow.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Absolutely 100% agree, as some of you may know, Elisha is in my top 2 of, well, you know.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Renee looks like she meets your team bewb specifications though, doesn’t she SC?
June 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
8 would have been in the top 3 for me if (SPOILERS AHEAD)
jack died or was able to walk away happy. i just absolutely hated what they did in the end.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
The worst freckle face on TV goes to Mareille Enos
June 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Kim was still the hottest on the show. Thank you for casting Elisha Cuthbert.
Yes. I thought this was just assumed.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Didn’t catch that, sounds fine though…but yes, the people should be warned to skip ahead lest they be subjected to talk about the Astros
June 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Are they still planning on a movie?
June 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
go on….
Well, they needed to do something for the movie. Season 1 & 5′s endings were amazing.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
SC, you must vomit uncontrollably when you see Lindsay Lohan’s skin then right?
June 30th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Kim Raver looks pretty good for a 43 year old with 3 kids.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Kim Raver looks pretty good for a 43 year old with 3 kids.
She does… I just don’t like her face that much.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Other than Mean Girls, I’ve never really thought Lohan was much to talk about. She looks really good in that movie, while Rachel McAdams looks bad. Quite the two face they managed to pull in that one.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
damnnit, I just listened to 15 minutes of Astro’s shit until I realized I could fast forward. I was about to poke my ears with a pen.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Oh Lindsey, what could’ve been.
/team fire crotch
June 30th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Other than Mean Girls, I’ve never really thought Lohan was much to talk about. She looks really good in that movie, while Rachel McAdams looks bad. Quite the two face they managed to pull in that one.
Traderjack loved her in Parent Trap.
/obligatory
//sorry
June 30th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
I’d still probably choose Tina Fey out of the entire cast of Mean Girls.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
This would apply to bsanders as well if he wasn’t dead
June 30th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
I confuse Rachel McAdams with Elizabeth Banks quite often these days.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Thats because Rachel looks worst with blonde hair. Agree that’s the best Lindsay has ever and will ever look.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Lacey now and always…we share a birthday (same year and everything) so I have an icebreaker should our paths ever cross
June 30th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
SC’s check list:
Scars = good. Freckles = bad. Fatty = good. Less than D cup size = bad.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Say what? I thought McAdams looked pretty hot in that movie, though her brunette henchgirl was the best out of the bunch. Lohan wasn’t really hot then either.
/ don’t find her freckle face attractive
June 30th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I confuse Rachel McAdams with Elizabeth Banks quite often these days.
They’re both very pretty.
/provide McAdams doesn’t have blonde hair.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
id like to have a cleft penis so i could confuse them simultaneously.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Still not seeing what this scar business is all about. Tina Fey certainly doesn’t have massive boobies either, nor is she a fatty.
She can make me laugh though. Always a plus. Seems to be a genuine foodie too. I bet she can’t cook for shit though.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Rachel McAdams in Wedding Crasher was the epitome of a beauty.
/ minus her lack of bewbs
June 30th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
re: scars…i find padma lakshmi’s scars enhance her hotness.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
was the epitome of a beauty.
I think “epitome” is a bit of a stretch personally. But she did look very good.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
i wouldn’t say epitome, but she def had a hot back. i swear she mustve had a back double…and im not referring to the ass either.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Janice from Mean Girls might be one of the greatest Improvement in Looks turnaround in history.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Lets put a smile on that face.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Yeah, not so much. And I’m a big fan of Tina Fey as well..
Lacey Chabert was the overall hottest, but Lindsay in that black and white dress won my dick.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Both Banks and McAdams have knockout smiles. That always does it for me.
Although, I was flipping through the channels and saw Banks in a movie with Ryan Reynolds the other day, and she didn’t look as good as she usually does. I think she was supposed to be playing a bitchy character though, so maybe that’s what did it.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Yeah, that’s a bad photo. I bet there’s a good story behind it. I know there’s 3 good stories behind my 3 scars. One of them involves a broken window while escaping a bedroom.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
You know who I don’t think is attractive in any way? That dumb blonde from Mean Girls. How did she get the leading star role in a movie?
June 30th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
I saw a screening for ‘Successful Alcoholics’. Which is a long short and she was in it. Quite the looker now. Took me about 20 minutes of seeing her to place her.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Mean Girls should be decided based on choosing one of the four girls when they were in their Christmas outfits.
/ Rachel McAdams all day
June 30th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
A minor perceived “flaw” in the right spot always will. Cindy Crawford comes to mind.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Every time I see a preview for a movie she’s in, I still picture as the functioning ‘tard she played in Mean Girls.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
She was off the charts in True Blood
June 30th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
anytime that I even consider drinking tequila, I’ve got a scar on the side of my left eye that shouts “NO”! every time.