Comments on: Joe Flacco’s Wedding Registry is Pretty Much What You Might Expect of a Mediocre QB

By: tgeorge

tgeorge — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:41:09 +0000

KC Joyner, a self-douche-appointed ‘football scientist’ (i’ve asked him 1000 times in chats to prove to me how he is, in fact, a football ‘scientist’ and he has yet to do so), would be furious about this article. The only reason you need to never read espn again: http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/insider/columns/story?columnist=joyner_kc&id=6667673&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fnfl%2finsider%2fcolumns%2fstory%3fcolumnist%3djoyner_kc%26id%3d6667673

By: BrawnyTom

BrawnyTom — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:34:58 +0000

Christ. Roethlisberger is getting married in 23 days? He was charged with RAPE less than a year ago!
I believe it was a year last March (I only know because it happened the same weekend I moved down here) but your point is well taken.

Also, he wasn’t charged…

/picking nits
//you point still stands

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:27:12 +0000

Roethlisberger also has a registry under Crate and Barrel, if we’d like to compare which couple will be more fun to visit…

You don’t need to compare registries to know that Ben’s will trump Joe’s every time.

/2006′d

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:25:58 +0000

Well her response could be yes if she just wants to have her bones jumped.

Maybe if it’s a long term bones jumping. Otherwise it would not appeal to a woman

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:24:53 +0000

Roethlisberger also has a registry under Crate and Barrel, if we’d like to compare which couple will be more fun to visit…

http://www.crateandbarrel.com/Gift-Registry/Guest/View-Registry.aspx?grid=4681424

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:21:05 +0000

Christ. Roethlisberger is getting married in 23 days? He was charged with RAPE less than a year ago!

I believe it was a year last March (I only know because it happened the same weekend I moved down here) but your point is well taken.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:20:53 +0000

“What kind of woman do you think I am?!…Wednesday works though”

Well her response could be yes if she just wants to have her bones jumped.

By: Wally's World

Wally's World — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:20:40 +0000

I’m slightly put off by the fact that no one commented on Flacco looking like Sam the Eagle (comment 51).

/Rarely troll for commentary, but that was damn funny

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:20:32 +0000

“What kind of woman do you think I am?!…Wednesday works though”

I nearly choked on my laughter

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:19:40 +0000

Ben Roethlisberger.

They sell AIDS test kits and condoms at Macy’s?

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:19:34 +0000

Christ. Roethlisberger is getting married in 23 days? He was charged with RAPE less than a year ago!

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:19:27 +0000

Women go out on dates because they want to be in a long term relationship.

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:19:09 +0000

http://www1.macys.com/registry/wedding/guest/?registryId=408361
Ben Roethlisberger.
/will not be sending a gift

Nice! Good get, I know what I’ll be reading for the next few minutes…

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:18:49 +0000

SG…so if a guy were to ask you out for a Saturday night date, your reply would be “What kind of woman do you think I am?!…Wednesday works though”

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:18:19 +0000

http://www1.macys.com/registry/wedding/guest/?registryId=408361

Ben Roethlisberger.

/will not be sending a gift

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:16:43 +0000

Women go out on dates because they want to be in a long term relationship. A guy asks a chick out on a saturday night it’s mostly because he just wants to bang her and nothing else

I’m calling bullshit on this. I only ask women out for nights my wife is out of town, Saturday or otherwise.

/kidding

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:16:39 +0000

No, dummy. Women go out on dates because they want to be in a long term relationship. A guy asks a chick out on a saturday night it’s mostly because he just wants to bang her and nothing else.

You think too much.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:16:34 +0000

Sorry SG, you’re normally right when it comes to introspecting into the male mind, but you’re way off on this one. If a guy is only interested in banging a girl, he could care less what day of the week he’s going to ask her out on.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:15:32 +0000

I’m assuming he’d leave the thank yous to Dana, lest he get 75% done with them and accidentally send the card to the wrong person…

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:15:14 +0000

No, dummy. Women go out on dates because they want to be in a long term relationship. A guy asks a chick out on a saturday night it’s mostly because he just wants to bang her and nothing else.

As stated above, most guys are open to banging a chick on any night that ends in Y, not just Saturday night.