The World Toe Wrestling Championship Is A Real Thing
Here’s some video from the 2011 World Toe Wrestling Championship. This year Paul ‘Predatoe’ Beech won the title after – wait for it – knocking the competition’s socks off. The World Toe Wrestling Championship is the kind of event that inspires such headlines as “Toe Wrestling Championship takes place” so you know it’s important.
While defending champion Alan “Nasty” Nash was gracious in defeat, but Predatoe had no kind words for his rival.
“I knew I’d win and I’ll win next year, whoever comes. Nasty Nash next year, I’m breaking his ankle,” he said after his win.
The best part about Predatoe? He looks just like Tyres from Spaced.

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June 28th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
wow. I can’t say I’m surprised haha
June 28th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
This is awesome!
/Rex Ryan’d
June 28th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
You want a toe? I can get you a fucking toe…. With nail polish.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
CRM is Toe-ing the company line.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
mvp gets a toetruck!
June 28th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Seems like a cheerful crowd…but predatoe seems like the least fungi there.
/we still doing puns?
June 28th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
This thread is rowdy, we should toe-n it down.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Fanbase That’s Easier to Hate: The World Toe Wrestling Championship Fans or Speed Ironing Fans?
June 28th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
g’s up, toes down, if that bitch can;t swim she bound to drizzown
June 28th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
If you’re a high seed and bow out early, do you get toe-ma-toes thrown at you?
/weak I know, but just wanted to join in
June 28th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Ha!
June 28th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
rex has all the ppv dvds!
/dammit horse
June 28th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
I just chuckled and groaned at the same time. You get the blue ribbon for this pun.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Toe-taly
June 28th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Getting kinda intoemate in here.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
know what’s fun? listening to/reading what teams said upon signing free agents years after the fact. listening to said comments about soriano, zambrano, fukudome
June 28th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
He just got toe-mi-na-ted!
June 28th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Did the Philly vs. Boston thread get violent? 327 comments for a summertime post is impressive.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Just finished the ESPN toe-me.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Unfortunately no, but it was a great one
June 28th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I wonder if the competitors go get some trim afterwards.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Haha. They are very fond of Koreans.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Just finished the ESPN toe-me.
All jokes and puns aside, did you really? Why? I thought Duffy was the only one who had to slog through that disaster
June 28th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
This gives new meaning to going toe to toe with the champ.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
It’s real and has better athletes and more excitement than soccer.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
I prefer camel toe wrestling.