Who fucking called me fat??!?

I thought SC did, but it was just me being unable to read good. It didn’t help that he missed a word or two in his comment, and I get confused easily.

You get what I’m saying?

I pick up what you’re putting down.

I have a buddy who danced with a girl in 8th grade and had a chubby so bad that he left a bruise on the girl’s stomach. You can’t make this stuff up.

Trying to wrap my head (pun not intended) around that. They’d have to be grinding pretty damn hard.

I have a buddy who danced with a girl in 8th grade and had a chubby so bad that he left a bruise on the girl’s stomach. You can’t make this stuff up

Now that’s hilarious

But isn’t that what every young male ages 12-18 are thinking when they first go crotch to booty with some young lass?

Listen, I’m not against the act of some guy poppin a boner when I’m grinding my ass into his crotch but I didn’t need to hear the guy’s internal dialogue about the hardness of his penis. It’s yucky. The song is cool because the hard-on is implied, not flat out expressed. You get what I’m saying?

I remember getting a boner dancing with the senior homecoming queen my freshman year. I hope she was flattered and not creeped out. Yea, she was probably creeped out.

I have a buddy who danced with a girl in 8th grade and had a chubby so bad that he left a bruise on the girl’s stomach. You can’t make this stuff up.

gave me the douche chills

go on..

/doesn’t give a shit

I don’t know if it was the words alone or the sound of the guy’s voice but hearing, “I wonder if she can tell I’m hard right now” totally gave me the douche chills.

Can’t. Stop. Chuckling. But isn’t that what every young male ages 12-18 are thinking when they first go crotch to booty with some young lass?

/wanking motion

that’s notning. everytime i see that sanders is ‘now friends with’ someone at fb it’s five wimmen

/pops in “Too Close” tape

You know what’s funny? After our conversation about that song the other day I decided to download it, but then had to take it off my iPod because the non-radio version I downloaded creeped me out. I don’t know if it was the words alone or the sound of the guy’s voice but hearing, “I wonder if she can tell I’m hard right now” totally gave me the douche chills.

not a bastard. unless your folks weren;t married. i hope i’ve changed your life

/i’m a bastard, by definition

Got it, thanks. Didn’t change anything though because it wasn’t a serious comment. I mean the situation is true, but I didn’t mean it tripped me out in a serious way, more of a funny way.

i agree Jersey, i’d bang the shit out of her. but i would do unforgivable things to hook up with 2004 Aubrey O’Day.

/have since re-connected in the past couple years though so things are good

not a bastard. unless your folks weren;t married. i hope i’ve changed your life

/i’m a bastard, by definition

/pops in “Too Close” tape

Can you ladies over here give me the explanation for the comfort of the thong?

Thongs aren’t for everyone but they’re pretty much all I wear. They take some getting used to, kind of like wearing contacts for the first time. Eventually you can’t even feel that you have a piece of fabric wedged in between your butt cheeks.