Kerry Rhodes, a Defensive Back Slash Model, Refuses to Wear Euro Thongs
Kerry Rhodes of the Arizona Cardinals, a dapper defensive back who wore out his welcome with the Jets because he was too Hollywood, recently modeled for GQ. Rhodes (seen here with Aubrey O’Day; he recently dated Nicole Williams and now may or may not have something with this individual) enjoyed the experience, saying he felt like “a Black Ken Doll.” Except for thongs.
Rhodes: No! I love most things Euro, but I can’t understand the thong, and I definitely won’t wear it.”
Smart of Rhodes to push the modeling angle. If the Cards’ top pick in the 2011 draft (Patrick Peterson) moves to safety this year – as some have anticipated – the final two years of Rhodes’ deal could … interesting.
[Fox Sports Arizona via RotoWorld]
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June 28th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
fuck europe.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I think this was just an excuse for TBL to post a picture of Aubrey O’Day
June 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Why would a guy wear a thong?
June 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Who the hell is anticipating that?
June 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Thong and/or dick pics or GTFO.
/TBL
June 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Or Kerry Rhodes
/NTTAWWT
June 28th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
His face is so stupid looking.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
her tits look like they are afraid of each other in that picture.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Can you ladies over here give me the explanation for the comfort of the thong? I mean I’m a fan of its appearance but I could not imagine walking around all day with a string up my ass crack. Weggies are not comfortable and having a constant weggie would be hell.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Fuck you Kerry Rhodes. Everything about this article makes me hate on you. Some guys have all the fucking luck.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Cant help you PL, I hate thongs so they’re only for special occassions.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
That girl is ugly.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
his welcome with the Jets because he was too Hollywood
But, Sanchez is cool with the Jets.
/mindsplosion
June 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I’d love to give them group therapy to resolve this issue.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Same here.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Scenester.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Why would a guy wear a thong?
no vpl. duh.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
I thought Rhodes’ problem with the Jets is that 1). He was overrated and 2). the Jets didn’t want to pay him.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
her tits look like they are afraid of each other in that picture.
Because they are fake.
/earlier today’d.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Giambi thinks this guy is a big pussy.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Maybe she should get a reduction and then her career would finally take off
June 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Wow, those nipples are just saying hellllloooooo there
June 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Ooh, so you girls going commando then??
June 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
That girl is ugly.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/aubrey-oday-bikini-again-05-2011/0531-aubrey-oday-bikini-08
Yeesh
June 28th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Not for nothing, I had a girl stay over for a couple days last week. She was rocking THE SHIT out of the sexy, lacey boy shorts. Definitely those > thongs.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Holy fuck. Really TBL?
June 28th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
this, easily.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
By a long shot, and it’s not even close.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Aubrey Oday is not my style and has put on some LBs with those LB thighs. I’d still hit, though.
June 28th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
I have no clue what it is about Aubrey, but she could probably get me to do her laundry if she asked.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
PANTIE SNIFFER!
June 28th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
I have no clue what it is about Aubrey, but she could probably get me to do her laundry if she asked.
PANTIE SNIFFER!
this made me lol. thanks PL.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
We are missing a step here.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I dont know why, but I found this hilarious:
lesliegudel Leslie Gudel
Talked to Antonio Bastardo. Turns out he had no idea Madson was on the DL, no idea he would likely close and said he’s never closed before.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
This guy has always tripped me out because my first name is Antonio, and my dad ran off when I was 3.
/have since re-connected in the past couple years though so things are good
June 28th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
why is he even thinking about wearing a thong. he might be gay.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
June 28th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
I’d still hit, though.
this cant be a prerequisite for if we think a girl is good looking. most of us here would screw a bullet hole wound.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
The Superficial link should have a disclaimer to anyone that gets motion sickness.
Wiggle wiggle.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Aubrey O’Day looks like she’s eaten three Aubrey O’Days.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Fat girls need love too.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Her thighs look bigger than my head in those pics, jesus
June 28th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Oh I know. Ask CJ. I the resident champion of thick girls around here with the Senator. We’re equal opportunity. But that right there is just hideous. I like the thickness, but that’s just plain ewwwwwww.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Ugh. Needs photoshop.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
CJ’s fat? I knew short, but I didn’t think she was fat.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
By far the ugliest chick to ever grace the roundup.
/team thongs
June 28th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Oh, I have no idea CJ’s measurements other than height. She’s just called me a chubby chaser before.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
it’s so fucking over between us.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Oh, well yeah, that’s kinda how you sound. haha
June 28th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
And btw, the Giants are doing everything they can to give up that 8 run lead.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
CJ’s fat? I can’t believe SC called CJ a fatty.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
By far the ugliest chick to ever grace the roundup.
This seems hyperbolic. I don’t think there’s any objective way to declare any girl the ugliest to ever grace the roundup
June 28th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Hey.. I you went and started hugging Spencer and shit… I needed to move on.
I really don’t get my infatuation with her. I have no clue what it is. Maybe it’s that she seems SO slutty, it’s actually endearing. I love sluts.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
I totally mis-read his comment, but the result could turn out fun.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
I could have sworn this was a Hernia comment.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Can you ladies over here give me the explanation for the comfort of the thong?
In thirty years or so I’m wearing one instead of having the scrotum lift surgery.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
It’s absolutely this. I know exactly what you mean buddy.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Yeah, it’s a fucking hug. It’s not like I offered to blow him in the middle of Daley Plaza.
(looks at facebook pics)
Yeah, couldn’t tell.
/wanking motion
June 28th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
HA!!!
June 28th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
O’Day is gross, Jersey. Get off it. There are much better sluts to be had.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
It’s absolutely this. I know exactly what you mean buddy.
But you think she needs a breast reduction, right Hernia?
June 28th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Thank God for Hernia.
Playa. Game. Hate. All that jazz.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I think it would be better if you used /fingering motion, at least it gives us a better visual to dream of
June 28th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Thongs aren’t for everyone but they’re pretty much all I wear. They take some getting used to, kind of like wearing contacts for the first time. Eventually you can’t even feel that you have a piece of fabric wedged in between your butt cheeks.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Did I ever mention how awesome SG is.
/pops in “Too Close” tape
June 28th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
This guy has always tripped me out because my first name is Antonio, and my dad ran off when I was 3.
/have since re-connected in the past couple years though so things are good
not a bastard. unless your folks weren;t married. i hope i’ve changed your life
/i’m a bastard, by definition
June 28th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
I really don’t get my infatuation with her. I have no clue what it is. Maybe it’s that she seems SO slutty, it’s actually endearing.
i agree Jersey, i’d bang the shit out of her. but i would do unforgivable things to hook up with 2004 Aubrey O’Day.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Got it, thanks. Didn’t change anything though because it wasn’t a serious comment. I mean the situation is true, but I didn’t mean it tripped me out in a serious way, more of a funny way.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Thanks Sportsgal. That explains alot.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
You know what’s funny? After our conversation about that song the other day I decided to download it, but then had to take it off my iPod because the non-radio version I downloaded creeped me out. I don’t know if it was the words alone or the sound of the guy’s voice but hearing, “I wonder if she can tell I’m hard right now” totally gave me the douche chills.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
(looks at facebook pics)
Yeah, couldn’t tell.
/wanking motion
that’s notning. everytime i see that sanders is ‘now friends with’ someone at fb it’s five wimmen
June 28th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Can’t. Stop. Chuckling. But isn’t that what every young male ages 12-18 are thinking when they first go crotch to booty with some young lass?
June 28th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I remember getting a boner dancing with the senior homecoming queen my freshman year. I hope she was flattered and not creeped out. Yea, she was probably creeped out.
/doesn’t give a shit
June 28th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
go on..
June 28th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
I have a buddy who danced with a girl in 8th grade and had a chubby so bad that he left a bruise on the girl’s stomach. You can’t make this stuff up.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
no way
June 28th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Listen, I’m not against the act of some guy poppin a boner when I’m grinding my ass into his crotch but I didn’t need to hear the guy’s internal dialogue about the hardness of his penis. It’s yucky. The song is cool because the hard-on is implied, not flat out expressed. You get what I’m saying?
June 28th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Now that’s hilarious
June 28th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Trying to wrap my head (pun not intended) around that. They’d have to be grinding pretty damn hard.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
I pick up what you’re putting down.
June 28th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
got a question sg….is it taken by women as a compliment when a guy get a stiffy around/because of her? like if i made a girl swoon or moan, i’d consider that a compliment to whatever i was saying/doing
June 28th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Who fucking called me fat??!?
June 28th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
I thought SC did, but it was just me being unable to read good. It didn’t help that he missed a word or two in his comment, and I get confused easily.