Roundup: Video of a Shark Leaping Over Surfers, Terrell Owens Injured Allegedly Taping a VH1 Show & Michele Bachmann is a Contender
Katie Cassidy … the TSA is an utter embarrassment, and someone needs to get fired for this … great GIF, great site … he was hiding in a toilet … here’s a nice photo of Amanda Seyfried … dumbest headline I saw this weekend: “Why Black Women are ‘Obsessed’ with White Men” … gripping, but tough read about a 2009 shootout in which three cops died (features Super Mario jersey) … James Bond got married … this was written about computers and the internet in 1982 … who is the jackass that came up with ‘baby jumping?’ … finish this sentence: If Michele Bachmann wins the Republican nomination …
Terrell Owens needed surgery to repair his ACL because, according to one report, he “was hurt while on site taping a television show for VH1.” [Mort]
Los Angeles has given up on the Dodgers. Good read. [LA Times]
Fantastic read on Whitey Bulger, who had pistols in hollowed out books, and $800,000 cash in his apartment, some of it in the walls. [WSJ]
The natives are beginning to turn on Joe Mauer. [Star-Trib]
No we’ll really see what the US under-17 soccer team is made of – next up in the U-17 World Cup is Germany. [US Soccer]
Tracy Morgan didn’t make any gay jokes at a comedy show appearance over the weekend. [NYT]
If you’re curious about Wimbledon TV coverage this week leading up to the Final. [USA Today]
Coach K says nobody from Minnesota contacted him about the Timberwolves’ coaching job. [Durham Herald Sun ]
I wonder if the TCU football team had anything to do with this surge in student applications. [Chronicle]
Public flogging, or jail? Sounds like an interesting book. [Economist]
Yes, we’ll be talking more about the USA 4-2 loss to Mexico today. [Times]
Walter Dix talks a good game, but Usain Bolt will destroy him this summer. [Wash Post]
This shark jumped over some surfers this weekend.
RIP Nick Charles.
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June 27th, 2011 at 8:08 AM
looks like a whore getting cash out for an 8-ball.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:09 AM
a great start to the day with that comment, Spencer.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:13 AM
Yes, we’ll be talking more about the USA 4-2 loss to Mexico today.
please don’t.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:13 AM
a great start to the day with that picture of Katie Cassidy
June 27th, 2011 at 8:18 AM
Brawny Tom, don’t spend it all in one place. Congrats.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:18 AM
lol…from the gif website. the first one.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:19 AM
Huh?
June 27th, 2011 at 8:23 AM
Brawny ended up 66 in the WSOP, took home over $7k.
That’s got to be a guest post, right? Make it so.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:25 AM
werrrrl serrrs of pOHker.
/yinzer’d
June 27th, 2011 at 8:27 AM
Yeah, my first time in Pittsburgh this weekend? Same weekend as a GIANT Furry convention. The image of a giant chipmunk in a Randle El jersey will forever be my memory of that city.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:31 AM
hilarious website.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:31 AM
I present, meat porn from this weekend’s smoke:
Stuffed jalapeños pre-game, finished & inside
Pulled pork pre-game, resting, finished & pulled
Beef ribs pre-game, smoking & done
June 27th, 2011 at 8:32 AM
Not really.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:33 AM
shark jumping > baby jumping
June 27th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
If you like a good hockey fight, this lacrosse fight might also be of interest…or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFiG1m9d_2M
June 27th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
first and last time in Pittsburgh, right?
/never been
June 27th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
There’s no link here.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
sorry, fight is at 1:17 mark
June 27th, 2011 at 8:37 AM
PNC Park is nice. Downntown’s pretty, I’ll give it that. The view from the top of the Duqesne Incline is great.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:39 AM
It might spell the beginning of the end for the GOP…and a return of the Whigs.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:40 AM
Those furries have been holding their convention here for about 5 years plus now. Otherwise CJ – have fun? (Other than watching the Sox LOSE to the Pirates!!)
My liver/system still haven’t recovered from Vegas, and I didn’t even drink at the UFC fights last night.
We sat next to Mitrione’s family, and he came up and sat beside them for the HD/Kongo fight. He was rooting heavily for HD.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:40 AM
Not a terrible city. You just have to know what neighborhoods to avoid. Plus, it’s the home of the best sandwich ever. Hail Primanti Bros.!
June 27th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
Bachmann link added.
I’m just glad it got people to stop talking about Sarah Palin.
/where’s NYC Mike?
June 27th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
Any reference to the Whig party gets a nice +1 from me. Ah the 1820s-1840s, such a grand time.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
As a father of a 10 month old we don’t go anywhere without multiple clean diapers…why would this family consider flying without even one clean diaper?
June 27th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
more of a Bull Moose man myself
June 27th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
Mmmm yes we walked around the Strip District yesterday, I got the bologna… not totally sold on fries on sandwhiches, but I liked the cole slaw on there.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
I’m thinking they probably had it in the luggage they had already checked?
June 27th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Did you have to get a half-sized sandwich?
/for a half-sized lady
//puts on shinpads before getting kicked
June 27th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
you need to learn some new adjectives.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
Overrated?
June 27th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
At least help him with a link
June 27th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
i like pittsburgh the city…unfortunate it’s inhabited by such hillbillies.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Major TJ
Dodgers just filed for Ch 11 Bankruptcy
June 27th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
As a father of a 10 month old we don’t go anywhere without multiple clean diapers…why would this family consider flying without even one clean diaper?
that’s exactly what stuck in my head when I read that. Never mind the injustice, who didnt’ pack an extra diaper? She’s already “soiled” it before you even get on the plane? That sounds like a long flight for grandma, stewing in her own filth, even before some TSA guy needing to look up in her snooch.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
You had my sympathy lady, until this.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
you need to learn some new adjectives.
I was shocked when I clicked the one link, because I thought a criminal had hidden himself in a woman’s backside.
That was a misuse of toilet, too. The guy hid himself in the sewage well of a porta-potty.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Would you prefer “consarnit” or “jiminy christmas”?
June 27th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Perhaps, but you still need to plan for the chance you may need it from the time you check in until you board the flight.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
I just hope they didn’t let Yosemite Sam take his pistols on the plane.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
whoa.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
Perhaps, but you still need to plan for the chance you may need it from the time you check in until you board the flight.
also, they were intending on letting her fly in that diaper already. The TSA didn’t soil it, she did. I don’t know if adult diapers go back on, but regular diapers do. So if you cared so little about what was in there before the TSA saw, then just put it back on, and let’s keep moving.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Go on….
June 27th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
I’m as far from incontinent as it gets, but I still stuff a backup change of clothes in my backpack when I get on a plane.
/don’t forget your towel
June 27th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Well done with Katie Cassidy, TBL. Sooooo hot.
/pours one out for Harpers Island
//even though it sucked
True Blood’d?
June 27th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
I present, meat porn from this weekend’s smoke:
Urinal Mint is a goddamned hero.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
so you never poop?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
After a couple of those jalapenos Saturday night my sphincter was blowing like a geyser
June 27th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
/giggles
June 27th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
treated that crappier like pompeii, huh?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
/puts invite in mail to Urinal Mint for TBL KC gathering
June 27th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Scorched Earth.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
agreed. I may change my gravatar to this one.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
id almost rather have jalapeno ass napalm than one of those poo howitzers that makes you feel like you just shat out a bunker buster.
welcome to poo talk…our next caller is from arkansas. arkbadger has some thoughts on prolonged occupation…
June 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
The ribs came out so effing good again. It’s crazy how easily the meat comes off the bone.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Barack can join the rest of the family for summer vacation next year, and get his juices re-charged for the next 4 years.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
finish this sentence: If Michele Bachmann wins the Republican nomination …
June 27th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
That sentence……is amazing.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
now you’re just being mean.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
If Michele Bachmann wins the Republican nomination …
That’s never going to happen. I still find it hilarious she claims to be a Tea Party supporter, but used to be a tax attorney for the IRS.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Those suck. Especially when the water lurches back up and splashes the poop hole. You can’t even enjoy your time on the throne at that point. Put the book down and finish up.
Perhaps I’ve said too much….
June 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
she might actually win b/c most democrats would think it’s a slam dunk and not even bother voting.
but seriously, they would make the McCain campaign look like it was full of political gurus.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Just a reminder, Mike Huckabee finished really strong in the Iowa caucus last year and then faded away to Fox News.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
If Michele Bachmann/Rick Perry/Herman Cain/Newt Gingrich/Rick Santorum wins the Republican nomination …
Obama laughs his ass off and wins in 2012. He might even pull a Secretariat. Romney and Huntsman (possibly Pawlenty) are the biggest threats to win. But Huntsman sounds too nice and reasonable, so he won’t even get the nomination. Pawlenty is just white bread enough if he can survive and keep money coming in.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I thought that column was interesting, but it seemed more like this columnist was turning on Mauer and not the natives, as you put it.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
does anyone else think that if cheryl tiegs was a part of the current crop of swimsuit models that she’d blow away brooklyn, kate upton, et al?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
This is why I prefer the handicap stall and the firm handles on either side of the terlet. I can really entrench myself for a long firefight.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
I meant in 2008.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
I think that about a lot of the swimsuit models from the SI swimsuit heyday, but then again, I’m old.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
/sips coffee
//looks at clock
June 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
I wonder how things turned out for Ark last Friday.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Good benefits, that or she was working to bring them down from the inside
June 27th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
grandparents wearing diaper bombs! TSA to the rescue!
/fear will keep them in line
//grand moff tarkin’d
June 27th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
/puts invite in mail to Urinal Mint for TBL KC gathering
I sent you an email this weekend to see if you were still organizing, so I assume it’s yes.
/realizes that maybe I’m too old and not invited.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Oh yeah. Did he bang the ex, or what?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
We definitely need to hear the follow up on this. I wonder if he was able to pull the 3-way or he went back to the ex.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Speaking of plane mishaps – My 2 year old daughter threw a complete fit and screamed for the first hour of our flight back to KC this weekend. Then she threw up all over herself and me. We had extra clothes packed for her in a carry-on, of course, but not for me, so I had to sit in puke soaked jeans for the rest of the flight. Nice end to a vacation, huh?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Things that got lost on TBLSunday:
Phyllis from “The Office” was a Cardinals cheerleader back in the day
Fantasy Football QB Rankings by Lisk
/at your service
June 27th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
lol….what e-mail did you send it to? If you sent it to yahoo, I never check that one. Try my handle (no homo) and gmail next time.
Actually, I was going to put the flyer out there today….who’s down for a KC get together?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
I still find it hilarious she claims to be a Tea Party supporter
Someone was lecturing me on here awhile back about how the Tea Party isn’t against gay marriage (freedom, individual rights, etc.) but I’ll be damned if I didn’t see a whole throng of them protesting the gay marriage vote in Albany last Friday.
/My limit for political comments (1) has been reached for this month
June 27th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Much to my delight, HBO had a free preview weekend which also gave me access to HBO OnDemand. Plowed thru all 10 episodes of Game of Thrones. Awesome show. Pisses me off knowing I could have been watching this the whole time instead of The Killing.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
I think the DNC would have a field day in ads with some of that stuff. That’s why I’m hoping Perry wins. They can just play that clip of him talking about breaking away from the union. Try walking that dog back, Gov Cowboy Hat.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
poo howitzers
i hate those. lots of drinking lead to that this weekend. feel like someone pulled an anvil out of my ass.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
/raises hand
June 27th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
fuck mike huckabee…who the fuck does he think he is that he could play bass for yes instead of chris squire and then besmirch the whole process by not playing a rickenbacker bass?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
my campaign to be a better person has started off successfully.
/no 3-way
June 27th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Exactly. I feel bad that this woman was embarrassed like this but I feel even worse that she has an idiot acting as her caretaker
June 27th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I’m in.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Told my wife I was going to put something together for everyone this weekend. She told me to let her know how our Dungeons and Dragons tournament went.
/bitch’d
June 27th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
I was going to put the flyer out there today….who’s down for a KC get together?
Pick a date. I’m likely in.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
So….you didn’t try…or you got shot down?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
So you stayed with the current gf then? Smart move.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I truly think landing the 3-way would have made you a better person.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Sounds like a blast. I have to fly round trip from NYC to Jacksonville in September with my 1 year old… I know he will be that baby on one of those flights.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Where’s SG? She’s not going to be happy with me.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Told my wife I was going to put something together for everyone this weekend. She told me to let her know how our Dungeons and Dragons tournament went.
This weekend? Fuck. Got my brother coming to town. Somebody post pictures.
/smallest violin
//sad trombone
June 27th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
tree union leader comes back with a late response to harvey updyke.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Those of you that are interested in TBL KC….do we want to base it around a Royals game? That may prove to be tough. We could always try a T-Bones one if not.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Yeah, but did you recline on the plane?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
My bad Heldover….I meant I told her this weekend, not hanging out this weekend.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Coach K says nobody from Minnesota contacted him about the Timberwolves’ coaching job.
Why was this even brought up? If he turned down the Lakers job I don’t really think he’d jump at the chance to coach the T-Wolves and live in Minnesota.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Don’t get me started. Red eye flight back from San Fran to Newark, guy in front of me on a United 757 reclines five fucking minutes in and sleeps the entire time. I’m 6′ and my knee was ready to collapse.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
That’s some good work Urinal. The jalapenos look excellent, need that recipe.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
I’ve used up my quota of “boy trips” already this year.
My wife still doesn’t understand why we want to hit Vegas on Labor Day weekend to do our fantasy football draft.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Told my wife I was going to put something together for everyone this weekend. She told me to let her know how our Dungeons and Dragons tournament went.
/bitch’d
For me, anything after mid-July would work. Don’t know that you will get something organized before then anyway. Newborn will be a month old by then and a little less high maintenance, and wife will still be on leave and won’t have to worry about work conflicts. Any day works for me, though I imagine weekends work better for others.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Only if TST comes but can only communicate by whispering something to Lisk that then gets repeated 15 minutes later
/It’s a moderation joke you see
June 27th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
My bad Heldover….I meant I told her this weekend, not hanging out this weekend.
/happy dance
//realizes I’m doing a happy dance about meeting strangers from the internet
///happy dance anyway
June 27th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Told my wife I was going to put something together for everyone this weekend. She told me to let her know how our Dungeons and Dragons tournament went.
Where?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Why would a Royals game be tough? Tough on the eyes?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Anyone following this Amanda Knox story? I go back and forth on whether or not I think she did it. Regardless, she seems a bit off.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
We’ll see it in 15 minutes.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Thanks for the compliments.
The jalapenos aren’t difficult. Half & gut the pepper, stuff it with a sliver of sharp cheddar, pineapple, and either sour cream or cream cheese. I make a dip (my recipe) that I substitute for the cream. Wrap with bacon and smoke at 225-250 for 3 hours.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
lol, possibly. They don’t have many weekend series left that I can hit up.
/selfish’d
June 27th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Then she threw up all over herself and me. We had extra clothes packed for her in a carry-on, of course, but not for me, so I had to sit in puke soaked jeans for the rest of the flight. Nice end to a vacation, huh?
good lord Roarke, that sounds awful. The plane trip thing is just horrendous, but add the vomit. Probably came home more stressed than when you left.
Are you happy to be back at work?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Those of you that are interested in TBL KC….do we want to base it around a Royals game? That may prove to be tough. We could always try a T-Bones one if not.
The only upcoming weekend series at home post-All Star break are Tampa Bay July 22-24, and Detroit August 5-7. I can’t imagine they would be sold out and hard to get tickets for, though.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I guess I showed up just in time for the KC gang-bang this morning.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
The ironic thing was that on our earlier connection flight my wife was holding our 5 month old and the baby cried for the last hour of that flight and I felt really guilty because I was dealing with the two year old who was quietly sitting and reading a book. Kids are so unpredictable in those situations.
We are really to blame, though: we put the kids through way too much that day. We drove three hours from Nag’s Head to Raleigh, then we flew to Detroit for a two and a half hour layover (flight was delayed), then we flew to KC, arriving after midnight. That was far too much for our girls to deal with in one day (and frankly, too much for us, too).
June 27th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
There’s always a Chiefs game.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
didn’t try, knowing that I would be shot down. and I do feel like I would have been a hero had I landed it, but the probability of that happening is pretty low.
/I have no game
June 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Eh, never mind, I got it. Mid-July early August sounds good.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Pisses me off knowing I could have been watching this the whole time instead of The Killing.
Dr Tom, anti The Killing backlash has led to the “backlash against the backlash (copyright Cleet),” for a few page view desiring trolls. Here’s an article that says that you’re stupid, I’m stupid, Sepinwall is stupid and so on, and that we all should go watch CSI.
It’s by a troll, but it’s worth reading, since I don’t think this writer even watched the show.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
What did you do, Cleet?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
is it tough getting tickets? I know there was talk of the Chiefs-Vikings game, which I would be more than down for.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I am slightly ashamed to say that it is nice to not have the kids around.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
We drove three hours from Nag’s Head to Raleigh
I love the Outer Banks. Especially the fact that they’re very non-commercialized for the most part – only 1 fast food restaurant on the part of the island we stayed. It actually feels like you’re on vacation. The only major drawback, as you mentioned, is the fact that they’re about 3 hours from a major airport.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Totally read that in the “What did you do Ray?” line from Ghostbusters.
I hit it off with a girl on Friday and she’s……blonde.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
No. They’re pretty easy to get around face on stub-hub.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Allergies are out of control this morning. I look like a whore taking out money for an 8-ball from an ATM.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
/I have no game
Welcome to the party pal!
/John McClane’d
June 27th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Oh god. You’re those people I hate on flights.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
/happy dance
//realizes I’m doing a happy dance about meeting strangers from the internet
///happy dance anyway
June 27th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Spence – I got tickets to see Metallica at Yankee Stadium in September over the weekend. Oddly enough, the last concert I went to… Metallica. Like 3 years ago.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
From Dirt’s article.
Well, I’m sold. I’ll just pretend to like it so I can feel smart.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Anybody see the 11-20 Top 100 Players last night?
My call on the top 10:
1. Brady
2. Peyton
3. Ray Lewis
4. Polamalu
5. Brees
6. Ed Reed
7. Peppers
8. Revis
9. Adrian Peterson
10. Andre Johnson
June 27th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Eh, that’s not a big deal. Clearly your game isn’t good enough to attract a brunette or red head.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
I’ve wondered this as well. is there a few awkward hand-shakes, some shifty eyes and an uncomfortable silence?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
The princess hath spoken.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
/takes ark under his wing for KC Gathering
June 27th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I’d agree with this.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
!
/high fives Cleet
June 27th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Clearly your game isn’t good enough to attract a brunette or red head.
I’d agree with this.
So, is she on team boobs or team ass/legs?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
I’d brought beer and started handing them out…assholes drank up all the Fat Squirrel quicker than anticipated
June 27th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Not a chance
June 27th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
i don’t know, i liked how they ended it…but then again i liked what the show tried to do. i think a lot of people who didn’t like it wanted to have all the answers so they could stop watching the show.
i don’t think you can get pissed how they ended the season, considering breaking bad did a similar ending with cut to black before you find out what happens. is this guy dead, did that guy actually do it…etc.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I’ve wondered this as well. is there a few awkward hand-shakes, some shifty eyes and an uncomfortable silence?
“You’re all dickfaces” will be SG’s way of introducing herself.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Butters is in.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
/fist bump
/fist bump
June 27th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I’d brought beer and started handing them out…assholes drank up all the Fat Squirrel quicker than anticipated
Butters is in.
People from WI are smart that way. They always bring beer.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
The latter. Tall as well. We are from the same hometown, that was my “in”.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Well, I’m sold. I’ll just pretend to like it so I can feel smart.
didn’t you miss having something to absolutely hate watching, though? Didn’t you miss starting the DVR knowing you were going to be furious for 45 minutes, and then apoplectic at the stupid episode ending?
June 27th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
My call on the top 10:
1. Brady
2. Peyton
3. Ray Lewis
4. Polamalu
5. Brees
6. Ed Reed
7. Peppers
8. Revis
9. Adrian Peterson
10. Andre Johnson
Not sure about what the parameters are for this list… but it needs more Aaron Rodgers.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Everyone that wants in on KC, hit me up on gmail. (jck49erfan@gmail.com)
We’ll get some dates going. I’m thinking we need at least one true out of towner as well.
/lights the Jersey signal
June 27th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
well, looky at who’s insecure that her hair isn’t bathed in the color of a precious metal.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
So, is she on team boobs or team ass/legs?
The latter. Tall as well. We are from the same hometown, that was my “in”.
/exploding fist-bump for Cleet
June 27th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Y’all finished that fifth of Bulleit in less than an hour. Safe to say our drinking pace was accelerated. Besides, we had like two cases of Grain Belt thanks to Hawkeye. I think that’s why my head hurt the next day though.
That, or giving up a 15 yard gain to Tattoo Pryor on 4th and 10.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
heading to the great white north this coming weekend. a stock-up will ensue.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Butters, my cousin in Milwaukee brought some beer with her this weekend that was delicious. It’s called LaCrosse. It’s brewed with artisian spring water using the original Old Style recipe in the original barrels at the original brewery.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Badger, Rodgers was 11.
Rodgers should be ahead of Johnson and Peterson for sure. Peterson fumbles too much to be in the top 10. I also think Fitzgerald should be ahead of Johnson. They guy almost single-handedly won a Super Bowl, and he still had a good season with no QB.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Speaking of beer… for the cheap, canned, summer variety I discovered Pointe’s Nude Beach this weekend. $7.99 for a 12 pack. No headache. Got me drunk enough to watch a Cubs game featuring Randy Wells from start to finish.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
I’m not sure if there is a worse beer that exists. I remember in high school getting a case of grain belt for something like $6 or some shit.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
And I remember you not complaining about drinking copious amounts of Grain Belt
June 27th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
They guy almost single-handedly won a Super Bowl,
usually that sort of accolade is reserved for QBs.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
SC…sweet. hope they dont suck.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
SG, that’s where I grew up. I think the La Crosse variety is actually the Special Export recipe, but I could be wrong. if you drink it in small quantities it actually isn’t bad.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Metallica is touring again? I’ve probably been to 3 or 4 of their shows. I like them a lot but not sure what seeing them again would do for me.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I’m not sure if there is a worse beer that exists
June 27th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I really thought you guys would have tattooed Hoch for a few more than that yesterday. He’s awful.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I’m thinking you have it confused with a different beer. Grain Belt’s pretty tasty. It’s stepchild (Pig’s Eye), on the other hand…
June 27th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
would have loved to see them, but no way in hell i’m paying those prices for tickets.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Todd Haley presented Fitzgerald. He basically said he told Kurt Warner to just throw the ball to him whether he was open or not.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Good point. I may watch the first episode of season 2, just so I can see them clear Richmond in minutes 3-5.
Minutes 1-2 will be spent showing us that Belko accidentally loaded the gun with blanks.
June 27th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
You mean the ol’ LaCrosse Lager? Been awhile since I’ve had it but don’t recall being a fan
June 27th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Dancing Man is out now too. A better hefe you will not find
June 27th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
no it’s grain belt for sure. then again, it’s been something like 15 years since I have drank it, so maybe my taste buds needed to be refined a bit.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
i don’t think you can get pissed how they ended the season, considering breaking bad did a similar ending with cut to black before you find out what happens. is this guy dead, did that guy actually do it…etc.
breaking bad is scary, compelling, awesome, unsettling all the way through all its episodes, and tells a crazy story. Every week you’re left either rooting for a bad guy, or disgusted with yourself.
Plus, in his exit interviews for last season, Vince Gilligan assured critics that the dead guy was, in fact, dead. There was no ambiguity.
The Killing was an awful, awful show that started stalling in episode 2, and used cheap ploys to manufacture tension in stupid places, all the while leaving untold story all over the place. It was insulting the whole time, and never compelling. Most people wanted the ending to be the ending so that they could walk away from it forever, or at least try again with a rebooted (and improved) story. Not more of the same shit.
It was a bad show, start to finish. I think Dr Tom described it as a 13 hour long CSI by about episode 3. He saw what was coming. The only difference is that instead of closure, you got the finger from Veena Sud at the end, and then called an idiot if you said you were disgusted.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Their Moon Man is pretty good too if you’re into the pale ales, also enjoyed the Snowshoe Red Ale…New Glarus does good work
June 27th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Blue Point Toasted Lager is a pretty smooth drinking year round beer. Also, I had a Shiner Bock on tap at an Applebee’s in Jersey. Not bad at all.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I stayed out of the bourbon this weekend.
That’s a win for the family.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Good point. I may watch the first episode of season 2, just so I can see them clear Richmond in minutes 3-5.
Minutes 1-2 will be spent showing us that Belko accidentally loaded the gun with blanks.
ha ha.
And that when Belko laid in his bed and masturbated (while all of the pictures of Rosie were taped to the ceiling), that he was actually totally myopic, and couldn’t see them? He was mostly masturbating to the sister, who he has loved since 5 years ago, and they end up in love, eating gross chinese food together, because they’re gross?
I will miss how much I hate that show.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Still waiting for them to cross the border and give in to selling at Binny’s. I have to ask my friend that works in Wisconsin to bring me some down every time I see him. Then I end up rationing it and not being able to enjoy it.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I’ve been addicted this summer to Flying Fish Summer Ale, find it much better than the Sam Adams Summer (they added more of a citrus taste the past two summers I feel like)
June 27th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
I’m a huge Sam’s fan, but don’t care for the Summer Ale that much. There are many others out there that are better.
Cherry Wheat sucks a massive dick too.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
On behalf of parents everywhere, I apologize for the way our kids act on planes. That being said, I used to hate kids on planes, too, and now I am a lot more understanding. I mean, my wife and I hadn’t been on a vacation for more than three years – are we just not allowed to travel?
June 27th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Let’s not go too far here. I’m a big Cherry Wheat fan. Better than Purple Haze, but not as good as Sarnac’s Pomegrante Wheat that no where around me seems to carry anymore.
/don’t make me have to drive up to upstate NY
June 27th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
SC, if you have time to make the drive, head to Woodman’s in Kenosha for your alcohol needs. It’s cheaper than Binny’s and has excellent selection. One thing that it may be lacking is Three Floyds. Not sure it’s sold in Wisconsin.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Oh, our beloved governor here is getting a bill coming up that would restrict microbreweries from distributing across state lines unless they join up with the giant swill manufacturers…people around here are not pleased, that son of a bitch better veto this
June 27th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I mean, my wife and I hadn’t been on a vacation for more than three years – are we just not allowed to travel?
it’s not your fault, dude. We waited forever, too, and finally had to go to a funeral.
Basically, fuck all these singletons. You paid for the tickets. No need to apologize. It’s not like flying is some awesome experience that you ruined. It’s a giant airborne bus that people get crammed into. Fuck them.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Of course you’re allowed to travel…. in the Family Truckster.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I guess it doesn’t help that I’m not a big fruity or wheat beer fan. I try and stick with beers that have the consistency/color of used motor oil.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
I understand, some of the beers that fruit infused are pretty solid, but not all. I’m more of a lager/hefe fan personally. Not the biggest fan of IPAs or stouts.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Gonzo Imperial Porter is good for this.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Agreed. For that price point I’ll stick with Goose Island 312 and Summertime. That New Glasus Wheat is very well reviewed at Beer Advocate. I’ll have to check that out.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
A garbage law like this killed microbrews in Texas for about 30 years. We’re just now coming out of the dark ages.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Dirt, your link to that The Killing article pisses me off.
Fuck. You. I’m a huge serialized TV fan and went through the tons of slow-burning stuff on LOST and Breaking Bad. Fuck this writer and fuck The Killing. There’s slow-building drama and there’s abort-tastic tripe, The Killing delivered the latter and that’s why I lasted three episodes.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
What’d you think of Falling Skies last night NDub?
June 27th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
I know Im not a parent yet, but I think when I am I would try my best not to fly when I still have a baby. Wait for them to mature a bit, and learn how to pop their ears or chew gum. It must be painful for a baby with all that pressure on their ears and not knowing how to relieve it.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
I’ve used this exact same description when talking about beers I liked
/High five
Nothing like major corporations turning to a Republican controlled government to restrict free enterprise
June 27th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Dirt, your link to that The Killing article pisses me off.
it was supposed to. Join the dark side, NDub. Hate the television you watch, and watch television you hate.
I went out with a guy I know the other day (about to be a new daddy), and he brought up The Walking Dead, and how he liked it. I must have done 20 solid minutes in a row of my anti-walking dead material.
But of course I’ll watch season 2.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
love Sam’s Summer, as well as Leinei’s Summer Shandy. I noticed that Leinie’s is distributing the Berry Weiss, that stuff is terrible. had a couple bad experiences with it back in the day. doesn’t even taste like beer.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
my pitcher of Summer Ale on Saturday night was quite delicious.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Butters – Walker signed the bill yesterday and did not veto that provision.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
I like Woodman’s for booze purchases, angry. Sadly, I do not have a car to drive to one. My folks shop at one in the suburbs. I’ll have to ask if the carry New Glarus.
re: kids on planes… purchase Benadryl and you’ll make us all that much happier.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
The True Blood premiere is on the agenda for tonight
June 27th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I know Im not a parent yet, but I think when I am I would try my best not to fly when I still have a baby.
babies are supposed to be easier, since you can just give them a boob, and that will relieve the ear thing. And they sleep so much. It’s little tiny kids that have so much trouble, since they need such schedule and order.
But neither can you just stay home forever.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
The True Blood premiere is on the agenda for tonight
it helped me to watch last year’s season finale on fast forward first. I really thought we were done with Tara, and I got to re-think it before the show started. Sadly, we are not.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Better, but it’s still just an average show.
SPOILERS!!!!!!
They continue to bomb on the bad guy storyline. He just killed one of your guys, held hostage and threatened the lives of another handful of them, then stormed into your camp with guns ablazing, yet you let him out of the holding cell because he says he can cook? Fuck that. It’s not like they needed a cook. He could just cook better. What a stupid plot contrivance. Also, they spoiled any cliffhanger ending by immediately showing a 30-second promo for next week that shows exactly what happens after the “cliffhanger.”
Decent scene when they went to get the boy. The black guy (I hate to say that but I don’t knwo the character’s name) going after his son was a very human thing to do, and I appreciated the writers not doing the whole “No! He’s got to wait because it’s in the best interest of the group!” path.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
question: did you read the graphic novel before watching the show?
personally i was a big fan of the graphic novel and thought they did an incredible job with the source material and translating it to TV.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
I do agree that any of the Sam Seasonals taste better on tap then in bottles.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Ah, saw he signed the budget bill but couldn’t find anything about the provision…he’s just super
June 27th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
The black guy (I hate to say that but I don’t knwo the character’s name)
just call him Toby, you racist.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Butters – Walker signed the bill yesterday and did not veto that provision.
Damn. I never thought I’d see the day when the governor of WI could easily be mistaken for the governor of Texas. That guy is truly a knob.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
question: did you read the graphic novel before watching the show?
no, man, I’m a grownup. I don’t read comic books.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Keep waiting. It’s not going to happen. Distributors from Minny have been thrown off the site when they’ve pressed for rights to Minnesota
June 27th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
I waited till my son was 3 when he first started flying.
He stays pretty quiet and watches his movies, looks out the window, etc.
I couldn’t imagine taking an infant on a flight, but that was more out of thinking “Geez, travelling with an infant just feels like a lot of work”. I sympathize for those that have had no choice but to travel with an infant. That’s a lot of work for the parents involved, to take and care for an infant and all of their stuff on travel.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Definitely flaws, but I think that was because it was a very short season. Darabont is the main writer now and I’ve got faith he’ll tie up some of that loose writing.
They’ve been shooting like 30 minutes from where I live and I’m trying to get on as a part-time PA. I’ll bring Frank his water if that’s what it takes to get on set.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
No it’s not that one. I can’t seem to find it anywhere online. But it does exist and I found it to be quite refreshing and tasty on a hot summer day.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
and I appreciated the writers not doing the whole “No! He’s got to wait because it’s in the best interest of the group!” path.
I’m sure it didn’t work, because black people on TV shows are pretty expendable.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Better, but it’s still just an average show.
I agree. It’s just one step below from being a great show… it’s dumbed down a little too much. The soundtrack isn’t helping either. That was a very underrated part of LOST.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
/guffaws out loud
June 27th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Darabont is the main writer now and I’ve got faith he’ll tie up some of that loose writing.
I actually fully intend to enjoy next season. I think they heard the criticism, unlike the Killing.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
I’m sure it didn’t work, because black people on TV shows are pretty expendable.
They’re both still alive… for now anyways. Based on the previews, it’s not looking too good for Toby Jr.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Jesus Christ… 3 posts went up in like 15 minutes. What the hell? I’m staying in here.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I do agree that any of the Sam Seasonals taste better on tap then in bottles.
Sam White and Imperial Whites, and Latitude 48, are about the only other flavors of Sam that I like.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
why do I have comments being awaiting moderation?
June 27th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Darabont is the main writer now and I’ve got faith he’ll tie up some of that loose writing.
I actually fully intend to enjoy next season. I think they heard the criticism, unlike the Killing.
/reposted
June 27th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
NDub… are you in Macon or Columbus? (Or neither?)
June 27th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
I think it’s about two steps below being a great show. Great shows are LOST, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. Good shows are Fringe, Mad Men, BSG.
I’m not gonna lie, I listen to LOST soundtracks all the time. Michael Giacchino is fucking awesome.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
probably because of your s0ci4list propaganda you spew ceaselessly.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
I quit watching True Blood after season 1 because of her. Tara is annoying in the books but her appearances are minimal. They made her into a main character in the TV show which made me crazy. Why would you take arguably the worst character in the book and give them top billing on the TV show?
June 27th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Outside of football, the only reason I look forward to the cold weather months are Octoberfest and Winter Lager
June 27th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Sometimes I throw them on during rush hour. It calms me down. Plus, I can see what’s happening on the show based on the music and it kicks ass.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Now this I can agree upon. Octoberfest being Sam’s best beer that they brew.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
I like all of these, Summer Ale, and Lat 48 too. the only one I haven’t liked is Cherry Wheat.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
is Noble Pils any good
June 27th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
It’s ok. There are better options out there, but it’s very drinkable.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
I’ve wondered this as well. is there a few awkward hand-shakes, some shifty eyes and an uncomfortable silence?
You’re talking to a guy who has the whole “President-Vice President-Drug Czar” thing going on with Jersey and Spencer, respectively.
/No homo
June 27th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
yes, I forgot about that one. I enjoy it as well.
June 27th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
NASCARFan – are you affiliated with jayski.com, or just a fan?