A 2012 NBA Draft Lottery Prediction, One Year Early
The 2012 NBA draft is less than a year away! And since we did this fun exercise with the NFL in the aftermath of the 2011 draft, the NBA deserves the same treatment. If you thought projecting 30 NFL teams for next season was difficult – I’m still getting emails about having the Dolphins as the worst team in the league – the NBA was even more challenging because of the lockout and the potential for some elite players moving between now and the February 2012 trading deadline (Chris Paul, Dwight Howard; who knows what Deron Williams will do or what will happen to Monta Ellis). So I only took a shot at the lottery, and here’s my guess who the worst teams in the league next year:
1. Charlotte – Probably between 17-22 wins.
2. Toronto – Drafted a Euro who will have no impact; not sure how they’ll improve on 22 wins.
3. Sacramento – Highest scoring team in the league will not even pretend to play defense.
4. Cleveland – Improved, but only into the 25-30 win category.
5. Detroit – Like Monroe and Knight, but the rest of the roster is very, very suspect.
6. Minnesota – I’m in the minority, but I really like the nucleus now that Rubio has arrived.
7. Phoenix – Is there a player on the roster you absolutely love? Didn’t think so.
8. New Jersey – Based on this placement, I don’t have high hopes for Deron Williams staying in the Swamp.
9. Utah - Could see the Jazz fighting for the last playoff spot in the West, but a more likely scenario is 35 wins.
10. Denver – Toughest team to peg – what happens with NeNe? Do they flip Andre Miller? What becomes of Kenyon Martin and JR Smith?
11. Milwaukee – [ED. In the initial version, I had Golden State here, but what the hell, the Warriors are making the playoffs!]
12. Houston – I can see the Rockets getting Dwight Howard, which obviously would put them in the playoffs. But I don’t think they will get him.
13. New Orleans – David West said this morning he’ll opt-out; might as well kiss Chris Paul goodbye.
14. Orlando – Sorry, Magic fans.
I’ll address the obvious questions you have: What are New Orleans and Orlando doing here? Well, I’ve got Chris Paul and Dwight Howard getting traded at some point in the next eight months. Whether it will be this offseason or at the trading deadline in February 2012, I’m not sure. I think the only team in the lottery that will be in the mix for either player is Houston. And yes, I have the Wizards in the playoffs next season (I had them in the playoffs last year, but clearly, that was a bad call).
And now, the 2012 NBA mock draft:
1. Charlotte - Harrison Barnes, SF, UNC … Blows up with an outstanding sophomore year and leads the Tar Heels to the title. His freshman struggles behind him, Barnes will be viewed as a franchise NBA player by March.
2. Toronto – Austin Rivers, PG, Duke … Ahead of all the studly bigs? I’m crazy, obviously. But Rivers + DeRozan will be pretty scary by 2014.
3. Sacramento – Anthony Davis, PF, Kentucky … He’s already a nasty, nasty talent. A more aggressive Perry Jones, and I see some Lamar Odom-type skills, too.
4. Cleveland - Perry Jones, SF, Baylor … it’ll be tempting to take Ohioan Jared Sullinger, but I’m assuming the Bears will be Jones’ team this season, and he’ll flourish like many expected him to last year.
5. Detroit – Quincy Miller, SF, Baylor … slick handle, but I’m curious if a coach will try to fix his jumper (think Shawn Marion). The skill level for 6-foot-9 is sweet.
6. L.A. Clippers (own Minnesota’s 2012 1st round pick) – Brad Beal, SG, Florida … the last piece to the puzzle? Ha. I watch this highlight reel of Beal and I instantly think Eric Gordon. Surround Blake Griffin with enough shooters, and the Clippers will quickly make themselves Title contenders.
7. Phoenix - Terrence Jones, SF, Kentucky … love his game but not his attitude. I’m guessing that he’ll become something of a leader on a talented but young Wildcats’ team.
8. New Jersey – Michael Gilchrist, SF, Kentucky … Nets can’t pass on the former NJ high school star.
9. Utah – Myck Kabongo, PG, Texas … The last two Longhorns point guards have gone in the first round (Avery Bradley, Cory Joseph), but I think Kabongo has more offensive potential than both of them.
10. Denver - Jared Sullinger, PF, Ohio State … I wonder if Sullinger is exposed a bit next season without Diebler around, which is why I have him slipping this far. I know they just drafted Faried, but Sullinger, offensively, should fill the void of Nene’s scoring by year two.
11. Milwaukee - James McAdoo, F, UNC … Right now he translates to a SF at the next level, but I wonder if he’ll return for his sophomore year because barring injury, he’s not starting over Barnes, Henson or Zeller on the frontline.
12. Houston – Tyler Zeller, C, UNC … Will be interesting to see whether teams like Zeller (how has a nice hook shot and a decent offensive game), or the athletic Plumlees (blocks, runs the floor gracefully, kind of reminds me of Ty Thomas).
13. New Orleans - Thomas Robinson, PF, Kansas … probably a bit high, but with little returning to Kansas, Robinson will be the featured performer, and could put up 20-10. A nice replacement for David West?
14. Orlando – Jeremy Lamb, SG, Connecticut … Can you tell I love this kid’s game? A steal here, though I’m not sure he’ll get by Denver or Houston.

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June 27th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
The Polish Hammer will break you.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Doron Lamb, SG, Connecticut … Can you tell I love this kid’s game? A steal here, though I’m not sure he’ll get by Denver or Houston.
Although you don’t love his game enough to know his first name is Jeremy.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
LOL
June 27th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Although you don’t love his game enough to know his first name is Jeremy.
Perfect.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Hopefully the Pistons can tank hard enough to get in the top 3.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I don’t know that the West bad enough to warrant only 7 playoff teams.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Since there are probably journalists or potential journalists here, this might be interesting to some. It is a great column, imo. This guy is really funny it’s too bad his columns are ending:
http://www.seattlepi.com/sports/moore/article/After-29-years-one-more-time-off-the-top-of-my-1439206.php#page-1
June 27th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Awesome.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Another year for the W’s to be projected in the lottery, sweet. Wish I could refute this thought, but I just don’t think I can.
Just read the Rockets tried to get Biedrins by offering Thabeet and Jordan Hill. Thankfully new regime rejected that. That’s one step in the right direction I guess!
June 27th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Dammit. Now I’ve got a certain Pearl Jam song stuck in my head.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Whatever gets your rocks off, TBL.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Doron Lamb, SG, Connecticut … Can you tell I love this kid’s game? A steal here, though I’m not sure he’ll get by Denver or Houston.
Although you don’t love his game enough to know his first name is Jeremy.
Ouch.
June 27th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Now that’s great hustle
June 27th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Elderly Woman Behind The Counter in A Small Town?
/love it
June 27th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Detroit seems like a valid No.1 pick , not to mention the economy could sure use a youth injection….have u seen ” pawn stars?”
June 27th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
It will be a bad call again
June 27th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Can someone let me know when it’s safe to come back here? Thanks.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
I think Kabongo stays 2 years because of this loaded draft. Kid needs to bulk up in a major way.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Austin Rivers, PG, Duke
I am very biased by my dislike for his brother during his time on the hill (and for leaving. I know, that’s contradictory but seriously fuck him), I completely expect this guy to suck.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
I’ll take it.
/In Kahn I trust
June 27th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Unfounded!
June 27th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
if Austin Rivers is a top 5 pick I’ll be shocked
June 27th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
your favorite social media outlet is about to explode with blago verdict news
June 27th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
By “tank” I’m assuming you mean “simply show up”.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Can someone let me know when it’s safe to come back here? Thanks.
I think the dead horse has dissolved enough for you to be safe now
June 27th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Isn’t pawn stars in vegas? I think it’s hardcore pawn that’s in Detroit.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Hopefully the Pistons can tank hard enough to get in the top 3.
F that. Greg Monroe for MVP of the 2014 season!
June 27th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Until tomorrow and taco tuesday that is.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Based on this, NOLA wouldn’t be a lottery team, but rather the 8 seed in the West. So who from the East replaces them?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
unemployment money has finally run out. currently scratching off a lottery card. could win 2500/wk for life!
you’ll know if i win. i’ll write a story about it and link it here
June 27th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
So Houston with Howard makes them a definite playoff team, but Orlando with Howard isn’t a playoff team? So you are saying that Houston’s nucleus without whoever they trade to get Howard is better than Orlando’s nucleus as it is right now?
I am going to go check rosters, but I call bullshit.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Notice the fake uncertainty when it’s clear he watches both weekly.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
TBL- Having the Suns 7th you pretty much have to be assuming Nash is traded then right? I just don’t see how the Suns can lose that many games if Nash is suiting up for them the whole season. I think it is much more likely Phoenix stays in the purgatory that is the 11-14th picks.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
The Shumperts.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
I think the dead horse has dissolved enough for you to be safe now
but if you get cold, we can slice it open and shove you inside
June 27th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
I would have penciled a Lithuanian in at #3, someone from the Balkans or Turkey in at #6, and a player who speaks Germanic in for the #8 spot.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
The Bucks should already have been on there, not buying Stephen Jackson returning them to the promised land of 40 wins…the player revolt against Scott Skiles is coming
June 27th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
I have watched pawn stars quite often, but have only seen one or two episodes of hardcore pawn and that’s why I’m not sure. I just know that HP is filmed in some shit hole of a city.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Lowry is certainly better than anyone else on Orlando not named Dwight Howard.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Where’s Scoop Jardine?
/TBL and I are eager for this guy to GTFO of Syracuse.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Reading again TBL, you are saying the Magic trade Howard, but if they keep him they are a playoff team. And whoever they trade for won’t be good enough to get them into the playoffs. But a partial season of Howard in Houston will get them there, even after the subtractions needed to make the deal? I’d bet more on Orlando in and Houston out, no matter who gets Howard.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
The picture on the front page: AWESOME. The headline under it: not so much.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Really don’t like his game. Hopefully he solidifies his post game and goes to his right more often.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Based on this, NOLA wouldn’t be a lottery team, but rather the 8 seed in the West. So who from the East replaces them?
you’re attacking his opinion again, aren’t you?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Did Kyle Lowry really get that good? He was such a project pick, and was more like glue guy for most of college… he was just projected to be a starting PG for some reason. I haven’t seen him so I’ll trust the opinions here, but has he developed into a top half of the league PG?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
you need a hug ballz? does scully get to comment on all this crap? if so, what’s he say? has to be sad
June 27th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
I don’t see this happening either. Does he have a brother?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
+1
June 27th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Good catch by you, JayV.
/waits for TBL to find another East team in the lottery
June 27th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Vin would never bring any off the field stuff up during a broadcast. That’s one of the things that made him great. When Barry Bonds was still playing, he never brought up ‘roids. It was like living in a utopia where none of the steroid shit ever happened.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Beal is going to Florida.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
lots’ o counts, lots o guilti
June 27th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I’m in favor of anything that rids the team the the McCourt stink as soon as possible.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Where’s Scoop Jardine?
/TBL and I are eager for this guy to GTFO of Syracuse
Seriously. Pretty worried he’s going to stunt the growth of the team next year. They’ve got a pretty high ceiling, and Jardine’s Jekyll/Hyde act is not needed.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
The local paper down here keeps writing that Harrellson is playing for the Nicks, not Knicks. This would be a great time to point out I hate this state. They must have David Kahn as a fact checker.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Maybe not yet but he is headed that way IMO. He was pretty impressive in every game I watched him in but in fairness (and its a big one) he was going against a 38 year old point guard who has never played defense.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
If Andre Drummond decides to reclassify to Class of 2011 (and get away with it), and make himself eligible for the draft, he’s probably a lock for #1.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
June 27th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
I’m in favor of anything that rids the team the the McCourt stink as soon as possible.
so we can refocus on the coma/beating?
/bad year for the blue
June 27th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Scoop Jardine is STILL at Syracuse? There should be a team full of guys you could have sworn graduated three years ago. Him and the QB from South Carolina, Garcia, are two I can think of.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Way too many pronounceable names in that list.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Something tells me Lisk should’ve proofread this.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Scottie Reynolds is probably still at Nova…
June 27th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Scoop Jardine is STILL at Syracuse?
Sadly, yes. I always enjoy people’s personal lists of “they’re still in school athletes?” I still believe Ernest Graham was a RB at Florida for roughly seven years.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
David Lighty played at OSU for 12 years. You can’t tell me otherwise.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
does the purddue guard have another season? the kid who blew his knee last season?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Meh. That doesn’t really have anything to do with the team as a whole. Just one drunken maniac.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Or the alternative “not sure they even bothered enrolling in college” lists…
1. Kyrie Irving
June 27th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Robbie Hummel, and I believe he does…still hasn’t matched Brian Cardinal’s record for years at Purdue though I don’t believe
June 27th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Dodgers suck.
/had to
June 27th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
lamb’s first name has quietly been fixed
June 27th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Jason “fraud Heisman trophy winner” White at Oklahoma is another one
/bitter
June 27th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
2. Daniel Orton
June 27th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Robbie Hummel, and I believe he does…still hasn’t matched Brian Cardinal’s record for years at Purdue
but is he lottery worthy?
plus, i wonder what obama will have to say about blags
June 27th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Now that is fantastic.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
always enjoy people’s personal lists of “they’re still in school athletes?
My all time favorite for this was Quadtrine Hill at The U. I’m pretty sure he was the lead blocker in the backfield for all five national champions
June 27th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
The local paper down here keeps writing that Harrellson is playing for the Nicks, not Knicks.
The Nicks are Hakeen’s team, right?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
This comment provides some interesting context for this post.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
I have no comeback to this. Kershaw and Kemp are awesome, though. You can have Broxton and Billingsly. I know you want them.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
You’re seriously giving up on both of them? Deal!
June 27th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Not really, it’s just pretty implied at this point.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
You have to have sex with Suzyn Waldman and the deal is complete.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
I am definitely reaping his benefits as a fantasy owner, he was the first pitcher I picked.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
So the Yanks get Broxton and Billingsly, but I have to get AIDS and most likely commit suicide. Hmm…
June 27th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
This comment provides some interesting context for this post.
This post is just full of all sorts of wonderful, isn’t it?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
You have to have sex with Suzyn Waldman and the deal is complete.
great shatnah’s ghost is currently in my box!!!
June 27th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I gave up on Broxton 2 years ago. This would be a good time to point out that I gave up on Matt Kemp 2 years ago, too. But Broxton really sucks.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
HA!
June 27th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
sc, how do you feel about wolves being a nucks farm squad?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Shit. You give up on people too easily. I’m still holding out hope for Kevin Thompson’s career.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Kemp would look quite good in red pinstripes…
/delusional at this point
June 27th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
+100
June 27th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
I am sure the Dodgers would settle for having the Yankees pay Andruw Jones his remaining salary.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Bieksa re-signed at 4.6 for 5 yrs. Not bad at all.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Yet I still believe in Alex Smith. My affection for the 49ers know no bounds.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
great shatnah’s ghost is currently in my box!!!
(tears) The most… UnBElievable!
June 27th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
at 4.6 for 5 yrs
john scott hates his life
June 27th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
It’s okay. I was like that with Eric Duncan.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
The compromise is Kim Jones, but then you only get one of the players and you have to get Hank Steinbrenner lunch for a month.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
and then shatner you could say you maade a woman cry with your penis.
/bucket list
June 27th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Question: how come the guy in this “Horrible Bosses” movie won’t bang Jennifer Aniston? Are we supposed to just act like this isn’t completely un-realistic?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Think they overpaid a smidge, but they had to with the market. Glad he went back there so the Hawks weren’t tempted on him.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
You never know what to expect from the wildcard.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Because he ends up being gay? I really have no idea.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
broccoli, threesome story
June 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
That guy from 300 said her vag smells. Also she’s really clingy.
Oh you mean in the movie? No, the movie is going to be terrible. Which sucks, because it has Jason Bateman and Charlie Day.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
No Washington Wizards in the lottery?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I’ve heard this as well. You’d think millions of dollars would be able to buy that new vag smell though. Or at the worst, a lot of pineapples.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Yeah this year 4 foreign players went in the top 7, yet there wont be any in the entire lottery next year?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
has Jason Bateman
was suprised to find out my wife thinks he’s hot. i thought her taste in men was better
/ruggedly average
June 27th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Are you serious?
Colin Farrel cancels those guys out.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Speaking of the dodgers…my high school chemistry teacher played single-A ball in the dodgers organization (I believe he was buddies with Todd Hollandsworth).
/he got fired my junior year for sleeping with this hot senior chick
//his wife was an ugly caroline rhea
///that’s saying somethin’
June 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
A lot of women do. My girl is in love with Jax from “Sons of Anarchy” and the guy from “Bones”.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
I’m in the middle of an Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVR marathon, and it’s awesome.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Ballz – did you sign the petition yet?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Ever since ‘In Bruges’ I like Colin Farrell again. It made me forget about bullseye.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Ballz – have you watched any of the new episodes? The show used to be must-see for me, but now I find myself changing the channel.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Between Buffy, Angel, and Bones, David Boreanaz has a lot of fans
June 27th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
So, the early threads looked to be pretty fun, especially that Wisconsin one.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
One of the more fun days here.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Powe traded to Minny for a 3rd rounder.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Which part did you like? The scissoring thing or the argument about preseason rankings?
I’m still waiting for someone to talk about food because my lunch was monumentally disappointing. Entertain me with what you ate, people. I have a lot of time to kill before this meeting at 3:30.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
I wonder what the percentage is of online petitions that actually work. .0001%?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Isn’t 2012 the year we add an east team to the lottery?
Fudge!
Fixing when I get home in 9.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Being a basketball thread I read this that way and jumped with joy that Khan would try to trade a 3rd round pick.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
I cooked up ground turkey with seasoning, warmed up corn tortillas, and had myself s killer turkey burrito
June 27th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Nice memory, totally forgot…
First one was with a co-worker who I messed around with a couple times, and her friend. After the second or third time we hung out, she happened to say to me something along the lines of “I have this friend who I think would really like you.” So I’m like ok, cool. I start seeing this new girl on the side too and then it comes time for the first girl’s birthday. Well the three of us have plans to drop some E and then go out dancing, but the second girl is running a little late so we start drinking. We’re a little tipsy and feeling good and when she gets there, we drop and decide to have another drink or two. Well the E starts kicking in and I say… “Why don’t we just stay here and have some fun?” Next thing you know, I’m kissing each one, they’re kissing each other, toys come out, porn pops onto the TV and we just keep popping pills and going at it until the suns comes up. We christened every room in the house except her roommate’s room, which was locked.
Funniest part of the experience… One of the toys ends up in the freezer because someone had a great idea that it would feel good in her frozen, BUT we forgot about it apparently because the next day I get a call saying, guess what my roommate found in the freezer when she went to get some ice??
June 27th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Well, the scissoring thing has been thought of, probably said, before. The Butters/TBL thing was much better.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
shit, a douche can’t be that expensive can it?
/not a doctor
June 27th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
sc, leftover pb and j, buncha grapes, big glass of milk, coffee and five pieces of chocolate
June 27th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
‘Duk and Big League Stew gave them a plug. I figured it was worth my 10 seconds to sign it if there’s even a small percentage it happens. We’re down to 82 more games that Vin is going to call and that makes me a sad panda.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
I wonder what the percentage is of online petitions that actually work. .0001%?
0% for pessimists
/epic thread possibility….broccoli’s sharing his 3some memories
June 27th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Yes. Since they changed the title to Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 it started getting good again.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Would the threesome have happened without booze and E?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Pineapples, dude. Pineapples. Trust me on this one.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I seem to be inadvertently morphing into Internet Likes To Fight Guy which is no good for anyone…should take a Banders sabbatical (not the jail type sabbatical, the other more peaceful kind)
June 27th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Just did. Only 6612 signatures, though.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
You’re…uh…talking about EATING the pineapples, right?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I think Adam Dunn probably has something to do with it, Butters. Personally though, I’d blame Alex Rios.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Talk about a prickly situation
June 27th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Not necessarily that night, but yes definitely. Those two were bi.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
You mean you’ve never shoved a pineapple into your woman’s gash before?
/yes, I’m talking about eating them
//they’re the anti-asparagus
June 27th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I believe Paris Hilton did that once.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
/remembers college was only 7 years ago
June 27th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
So she has to eat pineapples? Or are you drizzling her sour tart with pineapple juice?
June 27th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
So she has to eat pineapples? Or are you drizzling her sour tart with pineapple juice?
This got an audible chuckle out of me. Nice visual.
June 27th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
So she has to eat pineapples? Or are you drizzling her sour tart with pineapple juice?
one’s long term, one’s immediate consumption
June 27th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Colossal brick. I’m red-faced.
At any rate, i swapped out the Warriors for the Bucks. Didn’t change my draft pick for GS, though.