Jan Vesely and His Girlfriend, Eva Kodouskova Were the NBA Draft’s Biggest Winners
When Jan Vesely was drafted 6th by the Wizards last night, and passionately kissed his girlfriend, Eva Kodouskova, the internet exploded with excitement because, frankly, the draft was terribly dull. Jimmer getting buried in the wasteland that is Sacramento, or Jan & Eva? No contest. Nearly a dozen trades – none of which made anyone an immediate contender, or involved any All-Stars – or Jan & Eva? Come on now.
Truth About It, a Wizards-centric blog, caught up with the happy couple in the bowels of Prudential Center, where it was revealed that Eva plays basketball (she appears to be at least 6-foot-1), she shoots free throws better than Vesely does, and that the happy couple went to the same elementary school.
Can Jan Vesely actually play basketball? That remains to be seen. He’s 6-foot-11, so naturally the comparisons to Dirk (but whiter!) have been made, but will he have Dirk’s worth ethic? Because anyone can run the floor and dunk the ball after receiving passes from John Wall. I definitely liked what the Wizards did in the draft – I had been advocating they draft Chris Singleton since April – and Shelvin Mack should be more than a capable backup to Wall and I think they’ll easily be the most interesting DC-based team next season (certainly over the rebuilding Redskins, and yes, more exciting than the Caps).
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June 24th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
He’s 6-foot-11,
So, she’s what? 6’9″?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I bet he got some of that ass when he got home. haha. Washington may have had one of the best drafts last night though, now presenting a threat on both ends of the floor.
http://theeastsideperspective.wordpress.com/2011/06/24/looking-ahead-in-the-eastern-conference/
June 24th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
This guy is a parody of a parody. I think we are at the nexus of the internet.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
and that the happy couple went to the same elementary school.
two years from now, when he’s dating Star Jones (or I guess Joy Behar), you can describe this one as bat shit crazy, too
June 24th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Eva can definitely get it.
/TBL needs to get the banhammer out
June 24th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Czech Republic couple > Vancouver Riot couple
June 24th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
I had been advocating they draft Chris Singleton since April
Not over it yet?
Hot Eastern Euro girlfriend? Very nice. How much?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Czech Republic couple > Vancouver Riot couple
icons, all of them.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
I bet he got some of that ass when he got home. haha. Washington may have had one of the best drafts last night though, now presenting a threat on both ends of the floor.
http://theeastsideperspective.wordpress.com/2011/06/24/looking-ahead-in-the-eastern-conference/
So. Fucking. Lame. Ban this piece of shit, TBL.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
awesome.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
So. Fucking. Lame. Ban this piece of shit, TBL.
it’s so funny, because you could email TBL and he’d answer you two days later, who and what did he do?
I’ll bet he’s twitchy from baby duty, and his wife is still on maternity leave.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
I’m lost.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
She’s cute, very fresh faced. She could do better than a guy that looks like a slightly more attractive Jaws.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
More exciting than Ovechkin and the Caps? Doubtful.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Oh hell yes. I love the tall women.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
she’s got a little steffi graf in her, huh?
i am a fan
June 24th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Also need to say that Eva Green is hot as well. Eva as a name is definitely a sexy name.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Mceagle611 always posts links to his blog after a generic comment.
At least Tex had some valuable information for us.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
She’s cute, very fresh faced. She could do better than a guy that looks like a slightly more attractive Jaws.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
has this McEagle611 guy done this a lot?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Jan and Ovechkin will be tearing up DC clubs and downing Vodka like champs together very soon.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
I thought you had access to comment histories?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
that ominous pounding sound I hear in the background of this comment must be the approaching banhammer.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
I’ve only noticed it on the NBA posts. He hasn’t done it a ton, but enough to get noticed.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
define “alot.”
June 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
We need spencer to come in and do the russian guy line about tall women and going to party in club his cousin owns and doing ecstacy.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Isnt he the reason you posted that vague ‘hey guys, dont post links to your own work a lot in the comments’?
Yes the past 2 days he has been all over the place
June 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
As a Wiz fan, I’m pulling for him, but I can see many a beanbag getting dropped on his head next season (if there is one).
June 24th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
It’s actually “a lot”
June 24th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
TBL is sharpening it as we speak. I wish I could remember which commenter first used that line.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
psst: TBLAD lives … 4 posts last night (i’m tired as hell today) – 799 comments.
it’s all event-based. Saturday night, who is gonna be here for the Mexico-USA game?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
CJ – so damn busy that i’ve forgotten which drive-by commenter is which. my bad.
need sleep.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Define “Here”.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
I dunno, does it count when you post half the comments?
I kid.
Of course an event gets more comments. The point people made is that there also used to be hundreds of comments when not much was going on, just some random regular season games. Not so much anymore.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Is your boy sleeping through the night yet?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
/team tall women
June 24th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
i think the diff between my annoying links to my own work is that i’m just giving y’all something to read, that i happened to write. this guy is trying to pimp his blog, for maybe moneymaking
/in other words, i see a difference
//no one reads
June 24th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Ha!
/doesn’t get any easier
June 24th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
According to my review of the comments, mceagle has posted 6 total comments here and all have contained a link to his website.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
I would say it’s more a product of the summer and people being out late most evenings.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
/kicks traderjack in the balls
//misses, because the target is too high
//kicks traderjack in the shins.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
i would gladly accept payment to go on other sites and forums and say how awesome TBLAD is so you can get more sponsored posts in the off hours.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
And not only that, but his blog is non-insightful crap.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
I would say it’s more a product of the summer and people being out late most evenings.
no. the peeps who no longer frequent here were TBLAD users as well. that’s what it is, period
June 24th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Who has the time to do that?
/oh wait, I would do the same thing.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Agreed. You guys are all shutting it down when it’s still light out on the West Coast.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
I used to be a part of TBLAD all the time. I haven’t been on this website after 5pm in months.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
And one contained only a link. That’s just dumb.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
that’s what it is, period
ooh, new name fodder
btw, riggleman will be on the score 670 am about 115c
June 24th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
It’s strange you forgot a period after putting a stake into the ground with an emphatic ‘period’.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
I like short women too. I just don’t discriminate based on height. I’ve dated a girl who was 5’0″ and a girl who was 6’2″. All good here!
June 24th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Yes!
June 24th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Baby sleeping great but being in front the CPU fom 7-1, then 430-11 was not good for my mental state yesterday.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Who has the time to do that?
spam the comments? or are you talking the time for me to check? It took like 5 seconds. Clicked on his most recent comment and it pulled them up. 6, all in last two days, all with links.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Exactly. I got sucked into reading that awful piece he did on Rory McIlroy thinking there was a joke somewhere in there that I was missing (because everyone commenting here was quoting the link and giving it +1′s or saying “hilarious”).
June 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
true, they were TBLpower users
/pours one out
//doesn’t feel the same w/o JPQ selling Hyundai’s to the commentariate.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
I’d like to see McEagle battle Payneinsider in a death cage match.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
It’s strange you forgot a period after putting a stake into the ground with an emphatic ‘period’
you;re lucky i spelled wberythign right, neverind the punctiuation
June 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
sG – don’t you have a boyfriend now? Jersey has been a ghost since he got serious w his girl
June 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
I don’t think you know the true meaning of TBLAD, bro.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Checking the comments. I was making a joke about having time at home to do that because I’m unemployed at the moment so I’m home and do the same thing!
/returns to job search
June 24th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
I wanna max out on some sports and tunes, brah! Anyone know where I can max the fuck out at, dudes?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
/Poochie the Dog’d
June 24th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
at the same time? that is awesome!
/high five
// and a low five for the shorty
June 24th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
I wanna max out on some sports and tunes, brah! Anyone know where I can max the fuck out at, dudes?
some place called o’herlihey’s?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Similar to MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch but both lose? I say yes please
June 24th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
ha!
June 24th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
I never get to have fun with the TBLAD crowd, but when I do i’m pretty sure not to let anyone know I’m hanging out over here. From what I’ve been reading it’s been quite tame lately, which is really disappointing to me.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Similar to MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch but both lose? I say yes please
for some reason this triggers my mourning for BattleBots
/pours out wd-40 and hydraulic fluid
June 24th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
The people who work for TBL can click on a name and see their recent comments right in a row. It only takes them a minute to do what would take us serfs too much time to do.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Tipsy McStaggers!
June 24th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Good point.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
TGI McScratchy’s
June 24th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Oh I know. I used to moderate an online message board so I’m familiar with how it is done. I just suck at inserting humor into comments
June 24th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Jersey has been a ghost
having fun with that one are ya?
/admires the bravery
June 24th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
There’s actually a pub in Rochester, NY called Tipsy McStaggers
June 24th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
I used to moderate an online message board so I’m familiar with how it is done.
#humblebrag
June 24th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
psst: TBLAD lives … 4 posts last night (i’m tired as hell today) – 799 comments.
So, there is going to be a NBA draft every night?
June 24th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
TBLAD hasn’t been right since Vlad Crouton and Ballz had drunken cybersex.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
There used to be a bar/restaurant in Somers, NY called McWang’s.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
I didn’t think it stopped.
/wasn’t actually here when it happened
June 24th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
That was awesome. Vlad also asked Jose to do some night fishing with him. Vlad used to get drunk and do some awesome things here at TBLAD.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
#humblebrag
That would have to be the worst humblebrag ever. “All the Oscars are too heavy, I can’t carry them” OR “I used to moderate an internet board”. hmmmm.
June 24th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
ok, lisk. i concede. it would have been better with ‘thank you very much’ after it
June 24th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Ha! One night. One dead, boring night- I will tell you about my adventures that have kept me from here. If a certain EIC followed me on twitter, he’d understand.
June 24th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Did you quit your job to party in Atlantic City?
June 24th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Options:
weekend jail
night school
community service
running a brothel
working two jobs
banging low-rate models
plotting to oust the Dolan family as heads of Knicks/Rangers/MSG/Cablevision
secret meetings with TBL
June 24th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
You definitely haven’t been here since the NBA finals ended (aside from last night)
June 24th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
“TBL, I’m too busy picking up random tail with my crew of preppy guys who like to wear v-necks and sunglasses at all times of the day.”
June 24th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
SG with an accurate comment as usual
/aside from the ludicrous blue balls comment
June 24th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Ha! To party. Period. I’m going through this weird phase right now. Hopefully I snap out of it at some point.
June 24th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Edit: “TBL, I’m too busy jamming out to the Sex & the City theme song, drinking champagne coolies, praising El Biebs, and picking up random tail with my crew of preppy guys who like to wear v-necks and sunglasses at all times of the day.”
June 24th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
She’s not even that great looking. The draft must have been really really boring!
June 24th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
BOOBS!
June 24th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
so you’re hanging out with Jersey too then?
June 24th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Hopefully that point comes long before you wind up in jail, broke, and homeless
June 24th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
We want the tales of the Senator sooner than later, come on.
June 24th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Not before Vegas, goddamnit.
June 24th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Haha. The first one is a very real possibility. The last two, not so much.
June 24th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Don’t mean to be annoying. Just tryna publicize the site. I’ll leave, my fault y’all
June 24th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
JCK49er: You figure out where you stayin yet? We already got big things on the horizon. Tiesto plays at the Hard Rock on Friday night that weekend. TIESTO!
June 24th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Well you are black after all…
June 24th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Not yet. Working on that now.
June 24th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Don’t mean to be annoying. Just tryna publicize the site. I’ll leave, my fault y’all
TBL told you to stop and apologize, or he’d ban you? Did he also restrict you to only 1 hour of TV a day?
June 24th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
/nods head
June 24th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
weekend jail
night school
community service
running a brothel
working two jobs
banging low-rate models
plotting to oust the Dolan family as heads of Knicks/Rangers/MSG/Cablevision
secret meetings with TBL
forgot:
fashion retreat
dougie convention
federal time for selling unauthorized dvds
June 24th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
What a hell of a time that would be.
June 24th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
more Eva, less Jordan Williams please
June 24th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
That Tiesto link makes me want to x soooo bad
June 25th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Love that she was dogging his free throw shooting…classic