Roundup: Mike Tyson’s Entourage, Tony Parker’s Pool Party & Corey Perry is the MVP
Alison Brie … they got Whitey Bulger! (he was the inspiration for The Departed), My Little Pony meets Game of Thrones…. implants aren’t for life… Ron Swanson ice cream… Amazon taking on the iPad… dog and orangutan are best friends, have book… a 3km footpath being built around a mountain in China… this poor fat dog… no charges for the bar that served Ryan Dunn… DWade doin’ work… sheep dog that’s afraid of sheep… Bad Teacher review coming later today…
Apparently, OJ Simpson has confessed the murder of Nicole Brown to Oprah. This is the logical conclusion to every unsolved mystery. [Daily Mail]
Tony Parker’s pool party looked fun. [Busted Coverage]
Ed O’Bannon wants to be a college coach. [ESPN]
Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out Entourage. [Ehrl The Pearl]
Jason Segel, John Krasinski, Alison Brie and Emily Blunt sing karaoke. [HyperVocal]
Corey Perry is the NHL MVP. [LA Times]
Look away Knick fans – New York’s bustiest draft picks. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Beads?
Hopefully not speaking of busts… Jimmer is prepared to go anywhere. I haven’t felt this nervous since the Sweet 16. [Salt Lake Tribune]
JJ Barea got his own parade in Puerto Rico. [Full-Court Press]
A long summary of all Frank McCourt’s great work in LA. [It's About The Money]
UConn’s new president is righting the ship. [CT Post]
Tobey Maguire won a lot of money off a hedge fund manager whose clients want their money back. [Film Drunk]
A mash-up tumblr for Game of Thrones and Arrested Development? Yes please! Warning: Some nudity so NSFW. [Arrested Westeros]
Breaking down the Bruins Foxswoods bar tab graphically. [Sixteen Wins]
Good lord. That is a lot of vomit. [NBC Philly via @erg79]
Another dope cut from Turquoise Jeep Records. This time, Slick Mahoney wants you to grab his belt. Why? Well, you need a smackin’.
This lady is a better hero than the Green Lantern.
Peyton and Eli’s ridiculous new DirecTV ad.
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- Robert Griffin III Could Have Planted the Seeds of a Perception Problem After Sending Pictures of Wedding Gifts, Says Washington Writer
- Carmelo Anthony’s Wife Spanked Dwyane Wade’s Girlfriend at the Pool in Vegas
- Juwan Howard Hanging Out on the Beach With MSG Network’s Jill Martin While the Heat Enjoy Another Vacation
- jayhawk88 on 2013 NBA Draft Lottery Complete, Order is Set: Cleveland Cavaliers Get 1st Pick
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June 23rd, 2011 at 8:47 AM
I always knew he’d find the real killer.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Alison Brie and an Arrested Development video, best Roundup ever
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:52 AM
Just had a chance to listen to Tiki and Francesa. Both are assholes, but I enjoy that Francesa really took Tiki to task and didn’t back down. Refreshing to hear as opposed to all the sucking up that generally occurs.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:53 AM
some great shots of the tree in that clip.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:54 AM
just awesome.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:54 AM
is he still in jail?
/not clicking the link
//fuck oprah
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
I mean, this isnt surprising news, but this is still jarring. I thought Oprah’s show was over though?
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
it was really good, i agree
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Bad Teacher has the look of a movie that was made back in 2007 and shitcanned for 4 years because it was completely dreadful.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Not believable at all, Eli isn’t that accurate.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:56 AM
OJ confessing to something that the rest of the world has known since 1994
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:56 AM
from the dog article. can one of our Canadian friends kindly put that into pounds? that’s a big ass dog. doesn’t make me feel as bad about mine being a little on the heavy side.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Wow, that OJ story is wild. If he fesses up to what the article says, that will be yooge. A big negative side effect will be having to see Fred Goldman again. Damn you OJ!
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:57 AM
dear god…i know i have an awful fashion sense, but how in the fuck could you think you look good in that?
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:57 AM
I think you meant ridiculously awesome. Justice is a team sport.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:57 AM
That blonde news anchor can get it.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:58 AM
187 lbs.
HOLY SHIT THAT’S A FAT DOG. i know great danes and newfoundlands that aren’t that heavy.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Isnt it crazy that Ito, Cochran, and Kardashian are all dead now? What’s Marcia Clark up to these days?
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Heartbroken that this isn’t a real product, hilarious though
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
ust had a chance to listen to Tiki and Francesa. Both are assholes, but I enjoy that Francesa really took Tiki to task and didn’t back down. Refreshing to hear as opposed to all the sucking up that generally occurs.
I assume the audio is on FAN’s site? Even though he can be a condescending and curmudgeonly prick sometimes, Francesa’s pretty knowledgeable about baseball and football. He doesn’t come off as schticky.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
PEOPLE FOOD IS NOT DOG FOOD!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:00 AM
/team Mike Tahoe
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Kindle Tablet? One, please.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:00 AM
CJ…marcia clark according to wiki…not too much fun.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:01 AM
did you see the bark on that tree? how could they not show it?
/ambulance’d
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:01 AM
I don’t think Ito is dead. But he probably will be soon. Karma is a bitch. Ask Bart Giamatti. Oh wait, you can’t.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Sure it is. Like everything else, in moderation. My dog is happy and healthy of a diet of dog food, carrots, treats, meat trimmings & leftover vegetables.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:02 AM
/slips dog pizza crust under the table while never breaking eye contact
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Damn youre right. I thought Ito died awhile ago, weird.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:02 AM
YOU KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE?!?! IT TASTES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS!! DELICIOUS
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:02 AM
A 35 pound bag of vomit has to be the same size as that fat dog, right?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Jesus, that’s lousy sentence structure.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
I’m still sad that I missed the OJ car chase because I was spending a week at Air Force Academy trying to decide if I wanted to go to college there.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Did the romance between Marcia Clark and Chris Darden last after the trial then?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
who can make alison brie look ‘meh’?
TBL/CRM
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
damn. how could you possibly let a dog get that fat. when I said mine was overweight, I meant by maybe 10-15 pounds, and that’s mostly because she’s old and doesn’t get around all that well.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Wimbledon favorite
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:05 AM
that can’t be real, Mint.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Philly has a sweet crop of female new anchors right now.
/Cecily Tynon still wins my heart now and forever
//hottest weather woman ever
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:06 AM
remember when i said that teams shouldn’t let Dirk’s success translate into drafting a Euro? I think Jay V was apoplectic i would say such a thing.
well
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/wizards/2011-nba-draft-three-european-players-could-be-selected-in-top-10/2011/06/22/AGcfGXgH_story.html
scroll down for the quotes
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:06 AM
OJ admitting he did it will be like Rosie, Ellen, etc. admitting they’re gay. “Holy shit! Really?!? We had no idea!”
Now Clooney? That would be some shit.
/glances around for TSH
//no way in hell Clooney’s gay
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Alycia Lane, gone but not forgotten
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:07 AM
How dare you
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:08 AM
…..!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
85kg,
x 2.2. 187 pounds.
That’s a fat fucking labrador.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Isnt it crazy that Ito, Cochran, and Kardashian are all dead now? What’s Marcia Clark up to these days?
I don’t think Ito is dead. But he probably will be soon. Karma is a bitch. Ask Bart Giamatti. Oh wait, you can’t.
bugliosi shames them all
/helter skelter’d
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Oprah is such a fucking whore. Fuck her with OJ’s knife.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
im not seeing the money quote there, brah…most of those quotes say that they have no problem drafting euros. and fraschilla was just saying to temper expectations for euros in THIS draft.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
general note: it’s not cool to constantly drop links to your work in the comments. occasionally, like every other week? That’s fine. but if it gets annoying and people call you on it…
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I thought she got those trimmed down a couple years ago. it can’t be easy playing tennis with those bags ‘o fat.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I think this was the woman who had a breast reduction because she felt they were hindering her tennis playing ability.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:10 AM
who would be the most shocking celeb/athlete/rock star to admit they’re gay? something along the lines of rob halford of judas priest coming out of the closet?
ron artest? bruce springsteen? MJ?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Way to be vague there, TBL
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:10 AM
She would be #2 in my book. Cecily is still tops in my book.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Yep, looks like she had them reduced:
In a bid to boost her game, Halep underwent breast reduction surgery in the summer of 2009, which reduced her cup size from 34DD to 34C.[11}
/wiki’d
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Yeah, she went from 34 DDD to 34 C.
/crime against nature
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Damn right!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
QFT.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Passed along by a friend who’s a tennis fan. I trust him when it comes to large jugs and tennis.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
What about Kato?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
general note: it’s not cool to constantly drop links to your work in the comments. occasionally, like every other week? That’s fine. but if it gets annoying and people call you on it…
i’d think this was directed at me, but no one’s complained (to my face) except that the articles need to be in a different format. so TBL, if it’s me, just use my name ok?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
I want to know who uttered the words, “looks at that large bag of vomit…let’s weight it!”
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:12 AM
I’m not a tech guy, but this article makes this seem like a pretty big deal. probably duckworth’d.
iphone patent.
/also not a link to where I work
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:12 AM
He did dump another piece of high quality ass this week… maybe he’s our generation’s Rock Hudson.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:13 AM
rob halford of judas priest coming out of the closet?
yeah real shocking that the leather-obsessed dwarf singer liked doods
/love jp’s work, especialy the old stuff
//dying to meet you’d
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:13 AM
general note: it’s not cool to constantly drop links to your work in the comments. occasionally, like every other week?
Name names!! call them out.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:14 AM
In a bid to boost her game, Halep underwent breast reduction surgery in the summer of 2009, which reduced her cup size from 34DD to 34C.[11}
/wiki’d
For shame. She could have made much more money with the DD’s.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Hate to keep going back to OJ, but this is messing with me this morning. OJ was a early hero of mine and that trial was huge. Two things:
If he was in such a rage and went berserk, he did a pretty decent job of having an alibi ready. Not to mention the way she was stabbed hardly seemed to be done in a blind rage.
And if he confesses, it will be a reminder what a bunch of fuck-ups the LAPD and prosecuting attorneys were. Basically an entire open and shut case laid out and they managed to bungle it horribly.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:15 AM
i hear what you’re saying, and the imagery is gay as shit in hindsight, but the way halford sang, that viciousness and precision, obscured it. the leather shit seemed more for imagery than gay expression.
now hearing “turbolover” knowing what we know now?
/shudders
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:15 AM
/crime against nature
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:15 AM
…
what happens!? I demand you finish your cliffhanger!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Now Clooney? That would be some shit.
He did dump another piece of high quality ass this week… maybe he’s our generation’s Rock Hudson.
james dean famously said, ‘i wouldn;t go around life with one hand tied behind my back’ whe asked if he was bi
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:16 AM
general note: it’s not cool to constantly drop links to your work in the comments. occasionally, like every other week?
Name names!! call them out.
What the hell is TBL talking about? The only two links in the comments were the formerly big titted tennis player from an international site and TBL’s own Wash Post link. Name names, indeed!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:16 AM
What’s Marcia Clark up to these days?
munchin box?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:16 AM
remember when i said that teams shouldn’t let Dirk’s success translate into drafting a Euro? I think Jay V was apoplectic i would say such a thing.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:17 AM
I have to agree. Though the videos I’ve seen this morning are quite mesmerizing.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Halep underwent breast reduction surgery
do you guys not remember this, or never knew this? Because this was one of the big sports by brooks “gets” of all time. He had some of those super high resolution, ultimate slo mo pictures right down this chick’s shirt from an event, with her giant, giant cans. She was all the rage (meaning half a day) for worthless tennis players a few years ago.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Ding ding ding
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Here’s the pictures I’m referring to.
I’m sure you all saw them, but forgot.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:18 AM
I had to go to Walmart for something yesterday, and I saw something that really bugged me for some reason.
Vizio has somehow enlisted Hannah Storm to be the spokesmodel for their TVs. Hannah Storm! Her fucking face is plastered all over the boxes with goofy quotes about Vizio’s vibrant color and amazing contrast. I was floored.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Ray Lewis? Jim Brown? No rock star would be surprising to me, except maybe for Tom Petty.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Now Clooney? That would be some shit.
He did dump another piece of high quality ass this week… maybe he’s our generation’s Rock Hudson.
Get ahold of yourselves. The bitch said she wanted to get married. Clooney has said he’s never getting married again. The end to this chick was obvious. Additionally, she had one of those stupid ass bicep barbed wire fence tattoos. I bet Clooney has his face in the muff of a 22 year old French barmaid as I type this.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Stuff like this?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:20 AM
What the hell is TBL talking about?
he’s undoubtedly talking about an email he got 5 days ago, about a link that got dropped 6 days ago. He’s really behind in his email box.
I asked him to remind me of his kid’s name in an email a week ago, and got no response. I think I may have picked the same name.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Philly has a sweet crop of female new anchors right now.
/Cecily Tynon still wins my heart now and forever
I see your Cecily Tynon and raise you Dagmar Midcap. Sadly, she left Atlanta for greener pastures a few months ago.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Going back and looking at that pic again, there’s no way that could be her. That’s just some other broad with overly big cans. I’ve been bamboozled.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:20 AM
+1 magic marker
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Nice Roundup, CRM. Alison Brie, FTW!
I’m curious why that’s even a news story? What a colossal waste of resources.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Neil Young
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:21 AM
anyone with Vizio like them? buying a new TV in a few months for my new home and can’t decide if i want a Vizio 55″ LED or a Panasonic Plasma 55″ for the same cost.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Sounds like a comic strip
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:22 AM
now hearing “turbolover” knowing what we know now?
/shudders
indeed (proceed to smoke weed).
/i just feel like i have to write that every time i write indeed
//snoop’d
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Vizio
do you have any idea how angry they are that the Rose Bowl they sponsor isn’t being played on January 1st this year? And it’s because the NFL are bullies, and wont let them. Because people might think the NFL sucks if they see the Rose Bowl on the same day.
I’m nearly immutable about it.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Perky C’s >>>>>>>>>>>>> DD’s every day and twice on Sunday.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:22 AM
mark sanchez jr? odd coincidence
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Here’s the pictures I’m referring to.
I’m sure you all saw them, but forgot. Dirt
I remember. I did not remember that she was 17 at the time. Brooks loves him some big ass boobies.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:23 AM
How about some love for Freddy Adu, TBL?
The woman chasing beer thieves video is actually great for the conclusion: thief gets out of car and cop car rams him into a fence. GREAT VIDEO. Don’t steal Keystone Light and you won’t end up embedded in the chain link fence, yo.
Apparently, OJ Simpson has confessed the murder of Nicole Brown to Oprah. This is the logical conclusion to every unsolved mystery.
Only question that matters: will this lead to a serious discussion of race in this country, and why it became black v. white during the course of the trial? I’ll even throw in a follow-up…Will all the people who suddenly erupted in applause apologize or admit they were in the wrong for that bullshit?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Dagmar Midcap.
Sounds like a comic strip
I think she’s Canadian… they’re all a bunch of weirdos up there.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:24 AM
My aunt and uncle have a English Mastiff/St. Bernard mix that they stopped weighing when he was 175 pounds at 12 months. The dog is well over 200 pounds and on his hind legs is 6’1. He’s awesome. Can carry a fully inflated basketball in his mouth like most dogs carry tennis balls.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:24 AM
lolled in my cube. ‘preciate that.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Clint Eastwood admitting he boned Lee Van Cleef would be pretty shocking,
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Perky and thin works for some girls, I’d even venture to say most girls, but she had something special going for her. I don’t blame her motivation, she wants to play tennis and last I checked she was beating Venus. I’m just a big fan of fluffy pillows.
/Team Bags of Fat
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:25 AM
i was thinking mutual fund.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
that’s like the CAPS LOCK of the dog world.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Here’s the pictures I’m referring to.
halleluiah. that vidoe is one long jiggly gif
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
I’ll even throw in a follow-up…Will all the people who suddenly erupted in applause apologize or admit they were in the wrong for that bullshit?
They’ll (and by they, I dont’ mean black people, just Darrell) will say that the burden of proof is on the prosecution, and that very often, innocent black people get put away because of the presumption of guilt. And that if you seek an apology for this from them, will you apologize to the thousands upon thousands of nameless innocent black men who were put away by predominantly white juries?
And that money talks.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
He is Husky dammit!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
You are obviously under the impression they will believe OJ if he confesses. Trust me, they won’t. They will say he was put up to it.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Those pictures are so cool. The orangutan has the biggest, happiest smile.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
That was sweet.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:27 AM
So you like huge foreheads but small bewbs. Interesting…
/rubs chin
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Two different types of TVs. Not as easy to compare plasma to LCD/LED. Example: I prefer plasma, and I remember nDub disliking them and preferring LCD/LED.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Ouch, forgot about Clint. That would be ugly. I’m a little disturbed even entertaining the idea.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
anyone with Vizio like them? buying a new TV in a few months for my new home and can’t decide if i want a Vizio 55″ LED or a Panasonic Plasma 55″ for the same cost.
I love my Vizio. It’s only a 32-inch, but the wife and I plan on getting a bigger one down the line. My tech guru buddy broke it down for me like this: you buy a Sony/Panasonic/etc you’re overpaying for name recognition. You buy a Vizio then you’re getting good value on a good product.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
/nods at cleet
//motorboats
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Ha ha. He’s a big dude. His hilarious name is Hauns. His paws are the almost the size of my hands.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Well I kind of take offense to this. I was a naive 13 year old back then, ok??
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:29 AM
why should they apologize? so much was wrong with that case and how it was handled the only people that should be apologizing are the ones that effed up the slam dunk case for the prosecution.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 AM
sage advice that I will pass along to my children.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 AM
christ almighty…
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Where did my comment go? Anyway – I would buy a Samsung or a Sony TV over Vizio or Panasonic any day of the week.
I also am a fan of B/C size boobs.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 AM
So you like huge foreheads but small bewbs. Interesting…
So really, one of the few options available is Christina Ricci.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I blame Mark Furhman
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 AM
yeah, it’s more about cost comparison. i know Panasonics are good quality for their brand, heard mixed things about vizio over the years.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I’m flying home next week and will be seeing my family (and the big guy), so I’ll tweet some pictures of him.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
You are obviously under the impression they will believe OJ if he confesses. Trust me, they won’t. They will say he was put up to it.
Methinks OJ has incurable cancer and this is his last big hurrah in the media before he dies. And fuck Oprah. Fucking whore. I bet she has her face in the muff of Nancy Grace as I type this. Actually, that’d be the other way around.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I blame Mark Furhman
don’t ask him who he blames. Because we all know who he blames.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
You are obviously under the impression they will believe OJ if he confesses. Trust me, they won’t. They will say he was put up to it.
Touche, Vincent.
/Well played, Mauer’d
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
TBL my friend, there isn’t a single quote in that article that defends your position; if anything, it reiterates what I was saying. Very odd. Ronzone is the only one who says anything even close to what you claim, and he includes Manu, Parker, and Gasol in the same breath.
Simply put, Dirk’s success is not going to make it any more (or less) likely that any team is going to draft a Euro.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Believe me, no one wanted OJ to be not guilty more than me. I mean, this was The Juice!
/still one of the top 3 nicknames of all-time
//Magic #1
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Did Rock Hudson constantly date super hot chicks for years at a time and then dump them? Clooney is not gay.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
agreed. I saw those pics a while back and read some backstory…something about how the bluetick was a stray and just wandered into the orangutang’s pen and they became pals immediately.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Truth.
Gravity is not kind to womanfolk.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
yeah, it’s more about cost comparison. i know Panasonics are good quality for their brand, heard mixed things about vizio over the years.
Are Vizios the ones that Wal-Mart/Sam’s sells?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
God damn you KC, now I have that image in my head.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
so much was wrong with that case
Yeah… but even with all the fuck ups… the evidence still overwhelmingly pointed to OJ. His car seen speeding away from Nicole’s neighborhood, the victim’s DNA in HIS car and home, etc. Nobody really knew what the hell DNA was back then though, and the prosecution did a shitty job explaining to the Jury that it essentially meant he was guilty.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
ndub…nice. shoot me a tweet when you get em up.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
The whole time I was watching Football Cops video, I kept wondering if they used a stunt double for Eli’s scenes.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:33 AM
or Jennifer Love Hewitt if you’re into BBW
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Russian Figure Skater Anna Semenovich buys huge new boobs, joins girl group!
Mine eyes have seen the glory!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
I love how my current autoplay ad is two fartknockers talking about Game 6 of the NHL finals.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Go on …
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Don’t be so naive, Vega.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
This was actually the only way I thought we’d ever get the whole truth. Some kind of deathbed confession or something.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
And fuck Oprah. Fucking whore. I bet she has her face in the muff of Nancy Grace as I type this. Actually, that’d be the other way around.
God damn you KC, now I have that image in my head.
Ok. Split the difference. 69.
/enjoy your morning, Jay
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
About?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I just bought a 40+ inch Sony Bravia. I’m pretty happy with it. Love that it connects wirelessly to my home network and can take in internet content.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
the evidence still overwhelmingly pointed to OJ.
you’re not going to win the case now. Of course he did it, he’s just admitted it, and that renders the preponderance of evidence you’re presenting as (a little bit) moot, counselor.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Darrell is gonna be pissed about that OJ thing.
Vizo is awesome, but stick will plain old LCD and the price should drop dramatically. I don’t think LED is worth the cost upgrade.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Yep, I got a 42″ one on Black Friday at Sam’s and have had no complaints…not sure how I lived without HD before that (although it really accentuates Rachel Nichols’ orangeness on TV)
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:36 AM
tits, whenever, whatever. love those precious life giving pleasure bags.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:36 AM
How well does the Redtube app work?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:36 AM
I got a 50″ Vizio at Costco. No complaints.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:36 AM
You got it.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:36 AM
i tell anna, “listen, anna. this skating. it’s just not making the moneys.” so we go to doctor yuri, plastic surgeon, he put boobs on putin’s mistress, no problem. we make girl band and tour all mother russia.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:37 AM
This was actually the only way I thought we’d ever get the whole truth. Some kind of deathbed confession or something.
I think he’s in isolation or semi-isolation, removed from the general population of the prison. I would chalk this up to depression/loneliness/need for attention before deathbed confession.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Clooney’s gayness would be my guess…Hernia must have seen something, tell ‘em what you know Tim
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I dont think that was the problem, the problem was that dirty racist Furhman, and the seed of doubt planted in the jury’s mind that he planted it
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Well I kind of take offense to this. I was a naive 13 year old back then, ok??
Oh, I thought OJ was innocent at the beginning of the trial too. “C’mon, it’s Nordberg!” I told my parents. Then after I understood what DNA was, I was like, “Fucking Nordberg killed those people. Geez.”
agreed. I saw those pics a while back and read some backstory…something about how the bluetick was a stray and just wandered into the orangutang’s pen and they became pals immediately.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d79ArrL8VRg
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:38 AM
you’re not going to win the case now. Of course he did it, he’s just admitted it, and that renders the preponderance of evidence you’re presenting as (a little bit) moot, counselor.
You’re very good at being a dick just to be a dick. Anyone ever tell you that? I wasn’t trying to prove he did it. Wilhreems said that the case was fucked up by the prosecution, and my point was that even with the fuck ups, he still should have been found guilty. It was just my fucking opinion. Also, the sky is blue, but I’m sure you’ll say otherwise, simply because I said it.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Yep, I got a 42″ one on Black Friday at Sam’s and have had no complaints…not sure how I lived without HD before that (although it really accentuates Rachel Nichols’ orangeness on TV Butters
I don’t have flat screen HD anything. Wal Mart always has those TVs stuck in the aisle almost provoking me into an impulse purchase. However, the wife and I both get paid on state money and are avoiding any big purchases until the State of Kansas is somewhat solvent.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:38 AM
/nods in agreement
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Also, the sky is blue, but I’m sure you’ll say otherwise, simply because I said it.
no, it’s blue, you’re right. I bet you had to wikipedia it, though.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Hernia met him and he thinks because ‘his moved’ it means Clooneys gay.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Maybe Clooney banged his woman at some point, or there is some unrequited love there.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:40 AM
yeah, the fuck ups on the prosecution were enough to give the jurors the benefit of doubt. if they hadn’t fucked up, or been trounced by the defence, OJ would have been rotting in prison for a long time by now.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I am looking outside to a grayish white sky right now, so youre both wrong.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:41 AM
is this you wishing me a happy Autoplay Thursday!?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Are ya’ll really arguing the OJ case? What’s to actually argue?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Your point is that our justice system which exists to protect against wrongful convictions should be eroded to allow for incompetence in an investigation?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Not to mention the fuckstick detectives and their mishandling of evidence. Taking OJ’s shoes home with you overnight? Really?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:42 AM
i tell anna, “listen, anna. this skating. it’s just not making the moneys.” so we go to doctor yuri, plastic surgeon, he put boobs on putin’s mistress, no problem. we make girl band and tour all mother russia.
Just started laughing uncontrollably at this. Well done.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I can’t confirm any of this because I won’t be sticking my head back outside for several months. It was 114° yesterday.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Have to take your word for it
/windowless office
//kicks rock
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:43 AM
yeah, the fuck ups on the prosecution were enough to give the jurors the benefit of doubt
oj’s attorneys were pretty gerdammed good. he was guilty as shit and everyone knew it, yet the defense still took total advantage of every little prosecution misstep.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:44 AM
If they had the OJ trial on LA NOIRE I am pretty sure I would fuck it up with an outlandish accusation in my first interview with him.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I’ve got a Panasonic plasma and I enjoy it. I’ll agree with whoever said that the LED’s aren’t worth the $$. Also, when you buy your HDMI cable, check out monoprice.com. They are cheap as shit there. Don’t waste money on the ones they’ll try and sell you at the store. Fuck that overpriced shit.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Your point is that our justice system which exists to protect against wrongful convictions should be eroded to allow for incompetence in an investigation?
No…christ… you guys are the best at putting words in my mouth and then arguing against them though, so I’ll enlighten you. My OPINION was that the circumstantial evidence was so overwhelming that I BELIEVE the jury should have convicted him regardless of whether Mark Furhman was a closeted racist. But what do I know, I’m just some dope on a sports blog.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:45 AM
but they were Brunos!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Are ya’ll really arguing the OJ case? What’s to actually argue?
I have no idea. But apparently, today is the discovery phase, where we present the evidence again.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:46 AM
I’ve got my camping chair and lemonade, but the argument I’m waiting for hasn’t started yet.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Biggest laugh I’ll have all day, that was funnah.
Those are the clouds you’re looking at dollface.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:46 AM
oj’s attorneys were pretty gerdammed good. he was guilty as shit and everyone knew it, yet the defense still took total advantage of every little prosecution misstep.
Lets not forget the famous “if the glove doesn’t fit you must acquit” line.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I’ve got my camping chair and lemonade, but the argument I’m waiting for hasn’t started yet.
Which one? Whether or not size matters/
/shows self out
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Happy Autoplay Thursday, miz! I’m getting a burrito to celebrate.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:48 AM
You’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to bring up the topic, and then sit quietly and watch everyone else argue about it.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Everyone knows he did it, but the prosecution was so horrible it easily created doubt for the jury. To be an honest juror, you have to follow the rules and not what you think happened. The prosecution presented a story, and honestly, I had reasonable doubt about it because they botched so many things. I would have voted innocent as well.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Big fan of my 46″ Sony Bravia as well. Can’t wait to buy another for my office/gaming room so that I can put another PS3 in there.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Tribe meets white man for the first time
I think this is how I’d react if I ever got to meet Brooklyn Decker
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:49 AM
No thanks, I only shop at instinctmall.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Badger is having a bad day. Sorry brah. Go type a report or get a cup of water from the cooler and come back refreshed
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:50 AM
LOL. Lot of people brought their A game this morning, lot of high hard ones being thrown around.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:51 AM
One of the law-talkin’ guys here would have to say for sure but I don’t think you’re getting Murder 1 convictions very often if circumstantial evidence is your best case, especially when all the screw-ups cast doubt over the DNA evidence’s authenticity
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Topic has already been brought up. I’m awaiting a certain participant so I can see just how far he’s willing to go.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
out of all the gripes I have about my job, I think this is in the top 2. are they really saving that much money by not putting a fucking window in my office?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Which one? Whether or not size matters/
Nah, the one where he trumpets the guy who won the Hart Memorial Trophy last night. The same guy that is notorious for the things he constantly bags on the Canucks for – diving, yapping at the refs, whining, etc. Really needs to develop a consistent narrative.
/that or Lidstrom for the Norris
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Two things: I had to watch on mute because of that shitty New Age/techno music. I also scrolled through to the part where the tribesman flip out and spear the white man, but that part never came.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
No thanks, I only shop at instinctmall.
I learned that instinct mall wasn’t a scam, at http://www.instinctmall.com/wearenotascam.
Then I bought 9000 bids on quibids.com, and almost have enough to win a 24 dollar ipad.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
You should be more vague.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
careful with that language. I think hernia is close to making an accusation…
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Clouds arent part of the sky anymore?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
When I finally claim that window office, I’ll know I’ve scaled the mountain to middle management.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
One of the law-talkin’ guys here would have to say for sure but I don’t think you’re getting Murder 1 convictions very often if circumstantial evidence is your best case, especially when all the screw-ups cast doubt over the DNA evidence’s authenticity
Butters… let it fucking go man. Nobody fucking cares. Congratulations.. .you’ve successfully debunked an opinion of mine. Pat yourself on the back for me. Also, Derek Rose was a terrible choice for MVP. That’s not an opinion.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:54 AM
bears repeating. I paid (unknowingly at the time) about $100 for a stupid cable that I could had for 1/4 of the price on-line. bastards.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I should’ve figured it was hockey.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
You waiting on Darrell? Could be entertaining.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
GOLF.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
PORN.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
It’s on the OJ topic. I don’t think I’m the only one waiting.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:56 AM
GOLF.
PORN.
MEATLOAF.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:56 AM
I’ve a 42″ plasma Panny. I like it more than LCD for response time and contrast. It is a power hog, and can be sketchy for rooms with bright sun.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:56 AM
/gives ATLBadger a hug and a lollypop
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Out with it
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:57 AM
I thought this was a pop culture blog.
This. We may need some puppies in here to ease the OJ tension.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:57 AM
If you’re going to be wrong, at least spell the guy’s name right when you’re doing it.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Who’s in charge of Darrell’s bat signal? Light it for Pete’s sake.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:57 AM
PUPPIES.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:57 AM
NHL sure gives out a lot of trophies… I didnt know you could win one without even playing a single minute. But, way to go Lappy anyways!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:57 AM
MVP voting is subjective, jury instructions are not
/Never give up, never surrender
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
They are in the sky, but they aren’t the sky. The sky itself, the Earth’s atmosphere, is blue in color to our eye except at times of sunrise or sunset.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Go on…
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Butters… let it fucking go man. Nobody fucking cares. Congratulations.. .you’ve successfully debunked an opinion of mine. Pat yourself on the back for me. Also, Derek Rose was a terrible choice for MVP. That’s not an opinion.
this kid is just not a clutch commenter. He wilts (or goes into a rage) under pressure.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
BEER
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
LOL. That is in moderation?
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Shortcuts man. Shortcuts.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
/sad trombone
That sucks man. Can’t say I wouldn’t have fallen into the same trap unless I stumbled on a Yahoo article about that one time.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
What O.J. described wouldn’t have flown as self-defense. He’s lucky his lawyers had the LAPD to fall back on.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Don’t waste money on the ones they’ll try and sell you at the store. Fuck that overpriced shit.
just learned that the hard way at golf galaxy. i am so pissed at my stupidity.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
STATS!
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Cleet are you being serious? I cant tell. If so youre being a huge dolt. And I hugged Dennis Haskins last night.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
If you’re going to be wrong, at least spell the guy’s name right when you’re doing it.
Not my fault he spells his name wrong. That’s not very MVPish if you ask me. In fact, it’s probably why Dwyane Wade’s never won one.
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
fuck meatloaf.
PICKLED OKRA
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:00 AM
COME ON I’VE ONLY GOT 30 MINUTES.
And I really hope Hernia has this in Yardwork because I’ll probably miss that too.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Oh, and I was at the store yesterday while the kicker discussion was going on. You all may cause me to have to do a kicker post someday. Clutch kickers?
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:01 AM
My comment about the NHL is also in moderation, the overlords are sure being choosy today
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:01 AM
awesome!
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:01 AM
I haven’t been serious this whole roundup. I’m incapable of being serious except when I’m correcting this blog’s grossly erroneous CFB and NCAA violations posts.
A couple things:
1. Jealousy
2. Did he give an extra squeeze?
3. Were his hands wandering?
4. That’s awesome
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:01 AM
did he have a roll of quarters in his pocket?
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:02 AM
“Uh, that was the dove”
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Was it one of those awkward ass-out hugs like you did when you were 13 on the front porch? Or was it a full blown embrace where he may have attempted to cop a feel? I have a feeling there’s no grey area with Mr. Belding and that it was the latter.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Not where I’d expect someone to learn about HDMI cables
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Tribe meets white man for the first time
You’d think the Cleveland Indians would be used to this by now.
/Veal
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
nope, apple successfully purchased all clouds and turned them into servers…maintained by a guy wearing a hat.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
1. In your face!
2. No extra squeeze, but our boobies definitely touched. And yes he has boobies now.
3. His hand did travel a little low for the picture
4. I know.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
“GOLF.
PORN.
MEATLOAF.”
BlUEBERRIES.
/no clue what is going on here.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
CJ, he came to my college for a random speech about something, but 90 percent of what he talked about was SBTB and 100 percent of the questions wwere about the show. I’m sure he’s embraced the Mr. Belding identity. That’s cool you got to see/touch him.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:04 AM
this kid is just not a clutch commenter. He wilts (or goes into a rage) under pressure.
Nah.. I’m not raging. I’m just perplexed at why you guys care about me so much as to argue relatively benign opinions on a murder case from 20 years ago. I’m starting to get a big head actually. My ego is swelling with self-importance. Soon I’ll be announcing on live TV that I’ll be permanently taking my talents to TVF.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Not where I’d expect someone to learn about HDMI cables
they were giving them away with any taylor made purchase, for one day only, at this particular dallas location.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:06 AM
I want to know when his mom will come out and just admit she misspelled his name. In no way, shape, or form is that a way to spell Dwayne, Duane, or even DeWayne. Found this tidbit as well… “In Irish, Duane means “supremely black, or dark person”.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:06 AM
No doubt. He was wearing a Reading Phillies jersey with Mr. Belding on the back. Oh hey did I mention I also was in an adult Spelling bee he hosted last night? I finished in 4th, just out of the trophies.. I was so pissed.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:06 AM
years ago, friends of mine were on the college board to get celebrity guests to come to my college. They went to a conference where a lot of the potential guests were selling their appearances. Dennis Haskins was there and spent most of his time at the bar. they got drun with mr belding, then didn’t pay him to come to our school.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:07 AM
“In Irish, Duane means “supremely black, or dark person”
I guess we all know how Duany Duany came to have his name now.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:07 AM
You all may cause me to have to do a kicker post someday. Clutch kickers?
Did you read the Stefan Fatsis book? It’s a good book. Not as good as his scrabble book, but still, good.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Jay Mohr wasn’t as bad as I thought he’d be on the NHL Awards last night. I actually laughed a couple times. Jon Hamm was definitely drunk. And hilarious. And had a playoff beard. And commented on Timmy’s mustache.
In short, Don Draper is awesome and should host the awards next year. Hopefully they get the Norris right next year though.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Oh, and I was at the store yesterday while the kicker discussion was going on. You all may cause me to have to do a kicker post someday. Clutch kickers?
If the fate of the universe is at stake, call Garrett Hartley. If you need to win any old game, DO NOT CALL Garrett Hartley.
/09′d
//Watches this for the 2,234th time
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:09 AM
“Hey, hey, hey, hey, WHAT is going on here?”
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:09 AM
What did you miss?
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Did he confirm to you that ‘there is no hope with dope’
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:09 AM
It was “crustacean” that got you, wasn’t it?
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I’m late on this, but that is a roundup girl! A tip of the cap to Mr. CRM.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Everyone in Indy is hoping Jimmer falls to the Pacers.
/looks at NBA team pictures
//notices more white guys on the Pacers than the rest of the league combined
///Another first round exit coming right up
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Nothing.. each of the finalists got a 30 second speed round, I went first and just went too slow.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:10 AM
#humblebrag? Ha ha.
What word did you mess up on?
Funny story, wilhelm.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:11 AM
How did you do in the spelling bee?
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Oh hey did I mention I also was in an adult Spelling bee he hosted last night?
adult spelling bee? is this some kind of porn, or where you have to spell words like dominatrix, and/or blumpkin?
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Definitely need to hit the refresh button more often.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:12 AM
CJ-not clutch
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:12 AM
See. People don’t appreciate when you blue ball them. Even in a spelling contest. We all want instant satisfaction these days.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:13 AM
and an Arrested Development clip … Best Roundup Evar!
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Talking about the adult spelling bee reminds me…
My family tried out for Family Feud last week. It’s interesting to see how people act when there’s a chance at 15 minutes of fame – and $20,000!!!
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:14 AM
She’s a bust.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:15 AM
And 3 dog stories!
CRM! CRM! CRM!
/Free the PM Roundup
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:15 AM
My family tried out for Family Feud last week.
Is Al from Home Improvement still hosting that show? I don’t think I’ve seen it on TV in 5 years.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:15 AM
That is awesome, do you know if you made it or not yet?
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Steve Harvey hosts it now I think
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Steve Harvey is the host. And taping will be done in Atlanta this upcoming season.
If we make it, we get a postcard in the mail a couple weeks after the auditions.
/fingers crossed
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:17 AM
It is either J. Peterman or Steve Harvey right now. Not sure.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Steve Harvey hosts it now I think
yuck. I’m sure he’s guilty of something. (I didn’t like J Pederman either, though).
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:18 AM
So our bar trivia team’s in the national finals. Atlantic City baby, here we come!
#humblebrag
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I can’t believe they have auditions for that show. I watched one when I was home sick a few months back and I swear neither family understood they were supposed to pick answers that the general public would pick. They were complete morons.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I really thought with Peterman the sexual harassment of women contestants would be upped.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:21 AM
I feel so sorry for you
/Hernia’d
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:21 AM
/pours one out for Ray Combs
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:22 AM
I can’t believe they have auditions for that show. I watched one when I was home sick a few months back and I swear neither family understood they were supposed to pick answers that the general public would pick. They were complete morons.
no offense to scuba steve, but they’re auditioning to make sure you’re a dumb and photogenic group with lots of energy, capable of a few groaner answers.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Scuba Steve – what family members went to the audition? Do they make you play the game as your audition? Or do you just answer a bunch of questions and try to appear fun and entertaining while answering them?
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:24 AM
It’s amazing how people in the auditions failed to grasp this concept as well. People auditioning put a lot more emphasis on acting crazy with over-the-top enthusiasm than having actual ability to play the game.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Is anyone else here subjected to a once a month full staff meeting? About to enter into one and I absolutely dread this monthly.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:25 AM
what family members went to the audition?
I assume the ones with the biggest knockers.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:27 AM
no, thankfully my group of about 25 people each have such different outlook calendars and schedules that all meetings are conducted by updates sent by my manager.
unfortunately this also means it’s impossible to do a pancake breakfast.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:29 AM
My family’s team included my wife, my brother-in-law, my brother, my father-in-law and me.
You get to play two normal rounds – faceoffs included against another family. Each family gets control of the board once, no matter who wins the faceoff. We won both rounds we played. #humblebrag
They tape the auditions with a camcorder, so they can see how your family would look on TV. At our particular audition location, there were over 200 families that tried out. The producers hope to get 20 to 30 families from just this one audition.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:29 AM
People auditioning put a lot more emphasis on acting crazy with over-the-top enthusiasm than having actual ability to play the game.
That’s the surest way to get on TV though. It’s the same reason I think those Jay-Walking skits Leno does are dumb. People are going to purposely say stupid shit just to get on TV. If he asks you whom the 1st President was and you say Washington, you’re not going to get famous.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Did you read the Stefan Fatsis book? It’s a good book. Not as good as his scrabble book, but still, good.
I don’t know who Stefan Fatsis is. Of course, I didn’t know who Blake Lively was either, so I’m assuming he’s on Gossip Girls.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:33 AM
For sure, but as we watched other families audition, you could tell that the producers were getting a bit upset at the people who just jumped around and screamed all the time – with little knowledge of the game. It was basically wasting their time.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:40 AM
I don’t know who Stefan Fatsis is. Of course, I didn’t know who Blake Lively was either, so I’m assuming he’s on Gossip Girls.
he’s a sports reporter for I think the Wall Street Journal, and an author of 2 books that I’ve read. They’re immersion stories, one where he became a competitive scrabbler (word freak) which I wholeheartedly recommend, and the second, 3 Seconds of Panic, where he went to camp as a FG kicker with the Denver Broncos, which you, being a football nut should read.
You’d like both. I’ve probably got Word Freak lying around, and I could send it. I think I sent 3 seconds of Panic to Mizerle 06 last year. He might kick it along if you want.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:41 AM
none of those commas are in the right places.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:44 AM
More on Roscoe and Suriya:
Not my work…
June 23rd, 2011 at 11:26 AM
I will supply Meat Porn on Monday after my smoke session this weekend. I hope.
June 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 PM
What kind of smoker do you have Mint? I have a Weber Smokey Mountain that is awesome.