Are we pretending now that you never said blue balls are a myth?

Silence = Yes

sorry dude, you were wrong.

The top ranked American player in the DRAW has a lower seeding than another American player in the draw. Seedings and rankings are different.

I like sociables. Especially when they’re covered in Wisconsin extra sharp cheddar cheese and summer sausage. Mmmmmm.

Are we pretending now that you never said blue balls are a myth?

You forgot to ask for his PayPal and/or mailing address

Methinks you should get a clue. Fish is ranked higher than Roddick, but Wimbledon uses their own system for seeding, and past results matter a lot.

I know that, but they said he was the top ranked player in the DRAW. He’s not. Roddick is and I know Wimbledon has their own goofy seeding system. You can’t use one ranking and use the other when it suits you. If Roddick gets to the quarters he passes Fish anyway in the rankings unless Fish gets to the semis.

That was pretty well done. I hope it inspires Steven Kyler to write a Kaiser Permanente post

I like my Ritz crackers to be full sized, with a tomato slice, some cracked black pepper and some salt.

Club crackers > ritz

im still more offended that an asshole on the level of serena williams continues to be allowed to participate in a sport she obviously couldn’t give a shit less about.

It’s actually spelled Serpnis Williams.

Not that I’d turn down peanut butter, but given the choice I gotta go with cheese

I’m with you on this one. Cheese is the best.

Enberg and Fowler both said Mardy Fish was the top ranked American in the men’s draw. Not once, but twice. Someone may want to hand them a clue.

to their credit, they are probably already predicting Roddicks upcoming third round “upset”.

dude, there’s a difference between a ranking and a seeding. Roddick is seeded higher, but Fish has a higher ATP ranking.

Enberg and Fowler both said Mardy Fish was the top ranked American in the men’s draw. Not once, but twice. Someone may want to hand them a clue.

Methinks you should get a clue. Fish is ranked higher than Roddick, but Wimbledon uses their own system for seeding, and past results matter a lot.

He absolutely does not have any Dennis Rodman, though.

Certifiably crazy? I’m, OK with that

Cheese or peanut butter?

Peanut butter FTW

I agree. Sometimes I wonder if I’ve got a peanut butter addiction. I just sit there and eat it out of the jar with a spoon.

but frankly, im still more offended that an asshole on the level of serena williams continues to be allowed to participate in a sport she obviously couldn’t give a shit less about.

She looked like she cared yesterday. I think the last year may have changed her outlook on tennis. Or at least I hope it did.