Hmm, don’t know about this last part. Can we call it a wash?

This has been linked like 900 times before. Obviously it’s not poignant salient enough for you to click.

I thought Jackie the Jokeman crapped in it when the Rangers won it.

That’s 168 ounces.

Overflowed before the 2nd beer reached it’s end. I’m guestimating, but it definitely doesn’t hold 24 oz. Where are our math people? I’m sure we can figure out the volume of a sphere if we get the diameter and depth of the bowl.

That must have been a fake man.

Would also have accepted more elbowey.

Marchand = less bitey, more physical, English (therefore, inherently better) version of Burrows.

Made complete.

Marchand = less skilled, more physical, English version of Burrows.

You’d be best not to read the eulogy. It’s funny, but I know that just on a sampling of the comments by Canucks fans, they were not happy about it.

I’ve never really found those eulogies funny, but I’m not going to get all worked up about it either. I don’t understand people who comment on something they knew was going to be critical of their team. I’ll just choose to avoid it altogether. It’s already too painful.

On a positive note, Marchand is passing Kane (slightly) at the top of my personal most hated NHL player list.

This can’t be true…link?

Overflowed before the 2nd beer reached it’s end. I’m guestimating, but it definitely doesn’t hold 24 oz. Where are our math people? I’m sure we can figure out the volume of a sphere if we get the diameter and depth of the bowl.

The bowl only holds 22 fluid ounces

This can’t be true…link?

This is hilarious though. I don’t care who you are.

The gloves were probably a good thing if he handled it after Kane had his way with it.

Brad Marchand is a human nut-punch,

On second thought, it does have some fair points…

He gets Sloppy Seconds.

The Mac System never fails.

I had to look up aspersory. How sanctified of you.

That’d be cool if you were 25. But isn’t he like 50? That’s gotta be awkward.