The Bruins Are Having a Great Time Partying With Stanley
Is there a championship series celebration that tops what continuously seems to happen after winning the Stanley Cup Finals? Right after winning a Super Bowl, sure, they go nuts. The World Series? Sure, spray each other with beer and go nuts. The NBA? A night of pure insanity followed by a night or two of wandering solo.
But in the NHL, the team basically travels together from city to city going absolutely apeshit for weeks on end, and it doesn’t get any better for guys like Tyler Seguin. As Busted Coverage points out, the dude is 19-years-old and already a Stanley Cup champion. Right now his world consists primarily of countless sets of breasts beggin’ for a squeeze. I just hope he remembers some of the boobs.
The pictures seen above happen to be from the Bruins recent night at a club in Foxwoods, home to the instantly infamous $100k Ace of Spades bottle.
Although the Road Beef doesn’t appear to be in the category of legendary, you must remember these guys have been piss drunk since winning the Stanley Cup, which was roughly 108 hours ago.
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June 20th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Girls in the bottom middle picture: Boston 10′s?
/ducks
June 20th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Also.. the douche meter is off the charts for those pictures. Jesus.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
what is that bubbly liquid in Lord Stanley’s Cup?
Surely no 19 year old is drinking an illegal beverage!
June 20th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Following in the footsteps of the Cup winners that came before them, good to see.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
He’s Canadian, of course he’s allowed to drink.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
LETS GET ALL WEIRD WITH THESE HOMELY CHICKS OMG LOOK AT MY ABS.
/faguins
June 20th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
You know what is going through Tyler Seguin’s head right now? Here, let the TD Garden tell you.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Hands down, the best celebration of the major sports. No one gives a shit about anything.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Also, it took me about 2 minutes to talk myself into Ryan Smyth coming back to Edmonton. Make this shit happen!
June 20th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
No idea what that is, can’t click the link from the computer I’m on, but I fixed it anyway,
June 20th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
The girl in the bottom middle on the right in the little black dress is definitely a cat person. She looks like she’s having tons of fun.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Well, at least I had my shirt on when I drank from that thing.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Also.. the douche meter is off the charts for those pictures. Jesus.
Broskies, broheim and brochachos are all down with this partying while showing abs. Bitches love abs.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Girl next to her definitely got as much as she could out of it. That’s an eager face.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Hands down, the best celebration of the major sports. No one gives a shit about anything.
You should have enough material this summer to be able to do a post a month. I never get tired of hearing stories about guys filling the cup with lucky charms or their kids crapping in it.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Somewhere a shirtless Vince Young is upset he wasn’t invited.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
These photos are going to cause me to recalibrate my Hockey-Douche Meter
June 20th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Top-middle: Seguin is about to ash in her drink. Good form for a 19 year old.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Hands down, the best celebration of the major sports. No one gives a shit about anything.
This is where hockey seems to get it right. In almost every other sport, the celebrations seem so self-conscious and staged (like baseball players wearing goggles during the champagne spraying). Nothing about it seems organic.
Hockey players get drunk and forget there’s a crowd of people watching them. It’s great.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
or their kids crapping in it.
Wha?
June 20th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Top-middle: Seguin is about to ash in her drink. Good form for a 19 year old.
Is that a cougar on the left? She looks like she could be in her late 30′s, easy. Partying with a 19 year old? Cougar-Radar = Engaged.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Marian Hossa ate pierogis out of it last year.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
These photos are going to cause me to recalibrate my Hockey-Douche Meter
Tell me you wouldn’t do the same if you were a 20 something millionaire with almost 100 years of history to live up to?
June 20th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Exactly. Hockey players are the last of the “what you see is what you get” athletes. Total throwbacks. Gotta love it.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Where’s CJ or SG… we need a female’s perspective. I need some more girl-on-girl hate to end my day.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
id defintely use the stanley cup as a dip spitter. and then drag it behind my boat for a few hours.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Wha?
Last time the Wings won it, Kris Draper’s newborn took a crap in it while they were taking pictures.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
This has been linked like 900 times before. Obviously it’s not
poignantsalient enough for you to click.June 20th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Now that’s class right there. I can see why you love the guy.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Tell me you wouldn’t do the same if you were a 20 something millionaire with almost 100 years of history to live up to?
My hockey-douche meter is already tainted though… all of the hockey players that I went to high-school with were complete ass hats. It’s going to be hard for me to shake that stereotype, and these pictures aren’t helping.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
The photo of Marchand from that link saves the day…re-calibration cancelled.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
This has been linked like 900 times before. Obviously it’s not poignant salient enough for you to click.
I avoid the hockey talk unless I can follow what’s going on. I don’t know who any of these people are, but because they are drunk and celebrating with a trophy I’ve seen before with my own eyes, then it becomes easier for me to follow.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Two chicks at the same time, that’s what I’d do.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Of course they have the built in excuse from everyone as ‘well they are hockey players’. If other sports players did this the media would probably light them up.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
all of the hockey players that I went to high-school with were complete ass hats.
It’s true of most players who go through the NCAA.
/waves at Fetch
June 20th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Wonder if Timmy will take it to Vermont or if he’ll take it to Michigan.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Of any Bruin, it has to be Marchand. I just can’t take this anymore.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
all of the hockey players that I went to high-school with were complete ass hats.
I’m talking legitimate “lets go bang some skanks, bruh**” ass hats. I hated those fuckers. No offense to the normal hockey guys out there, just letting you know where I’m coming from. My impression of hockey players has been set. Trying to shake it.
**Heard on more than one occasion
June 20th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Marchand rocks.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
fucking colonist slappy puck…
June 20th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Added it. That one has the hottest girls.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Added it. That one has the hottest girls.
I’d definitely puck the one on the right. AMIRIGHTGUYS?!
June 20th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
I beg to differ. As much as everyone hates on Burrows outside of Vancouver, that is how much I hate Marchand (maybe more).
June 20th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Added it. That one has the hottest girls.
Fantastic caption.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
surely you can’t be referring to the captain of the good ship syphilis?
June 20th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Obviously it’s not poignant salient enough for you to click.
Also SC, you can GFY.
/cthomashowell
June 20th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
gravity bongs out of the stanley cup would be sweet.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
surely you can’t be referring to the captain of the good ship syphilis?
I’d let her be my first mate. Scurvy be-damned.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
/nods
The sailing hat reminds me of Tony Soprano’s first Russian gooma who stole his JFK hat and ran around the Stugotz with it until Tony caught her and properly punished her.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Brady Quinn is jealous of those pics.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
!
June 20th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
The bowl only holds 22 fluid ounces so I’m not sure you’d have enough water unless you were using a Gatorade bottle or something.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
I already miss the Cup. I WANT IT BACK!
June 20th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
I already miss the Cup. I WANT IT BACK!
49 years and counting.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
I’m curious… does the guy who ‘takes care’ of the cup have to be with it at all times? I’m picturing him standing in the corner – out of the frame of those pictures – sober, muttering to himself. Or when Kane takes it back to his hotel room to bang another one his skanks, him just standing outside the door, wondering how his life ended up the way it did.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Because even Cousin Ron was swayed to root for Boston, I feel everyone should read this:
via
June 20th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
If it can be done out of an aspersory it can be done out of the stanley cup.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Always willing to do down with the ship, and doesn’t mind the occasional warning shot across her bow.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
He gets Sloppy Seconds.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Phil Pritchard has the greatest job in the world. He follows the Stanley Cup around and gets to party with it for 3 months out of the year.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
surely you can’t be referring to the captain of the good ship syphilis?
That’d be cool if you were 25. But isn’t he like 50? That’s gotta be awkward.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
If it can be done out of an aspersory it can be done out of the stanley cup.
I had to look up aspersory. How sanctified of you.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
The Mac System never fails.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
CTRL+V FAIL
June 20th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Damn you, SC. I’ve tried to stay away from the Eulogy after you warned me, and now you have to go and quote it here.
On second thought, it does have some fair points…
June 20th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Although, I will say that every time I saw Phil Pritchard last summer, he was wearing a suit and white gloves. That could not have been fun on some of the 95 degree/80% humidity days in Chicago.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
I will say that every time I saw Phil Pritchard last summer, he was wearing a suit and white gloves.
The gloves were probably a good thing if he handled it after Kane had his way with it.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
You’d be best not to read the eulogy. It’s funny, but I know that just on a sampling of the comments by Canucks fans, they were not happy about it.
This is hilarious though. I don’t care who you are.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
This can’t be true…link?
June 20th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Overflowed before the 2nd beer reached it’s end. I’m guestimating, but it definitely doesn’t hold 24 oz. Where are our math people? I’m sure we can figure out the volume of a sphere if we get the diameter and depth of the bowl.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
I’ve never really found those eulogies funny, but I’m not going to get all worked up about it either. I don’t understand people who comment on something they knew was going to be critical of their team. I’ll just choose to avoid it altogether. It’s already too painful.
On a positive note, Marchand is passing Kane (slightly) at the top of my personal most hated NHL player list.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Marchand is passing Kane (slightly) at the top of my personal most hated NHL player list.
Marchand = less skilled, more physical, English version of Burrows.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
I wasn’t sure this was pictures of the Bruins’ drunken Cup debauchery or a preview of Pride weekend.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Made complete.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Made complete.
Would also have accepted more elbowey.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
That must have been a fake man.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
14 beers
That’s 168 ounces.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
or their kids crapping in it.
Wha?
This has been linked like 900 times before. Obviously it’s not poignant salient enough for you to click.
I thought Jackie the Jokeman crapped in it when the Rangers won it.
June 20th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
English (therefore, inherently better) version of Burrows
June 20th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Well, that was a fail.