John Wall Hurls Worst Pitch of All Time
For a professional athlete this has to be by far the worst attempt at a ceremonial first pitch the world has ever seen. I can understand perhaps being a little nervous out there on the mound thinking the last thing you want to do is throw the ball at the ground, so it’s unfortunate that he threw the ball directly at the ground. Colin Cowherd allegedly believes the embarrassing moment is karma for Wall’s dancing tomfoolery during game introductions last year.
In summation, Wall… well, you know the drill:
[via Nats Enquirer]

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June 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
That pitch was so insulting he should expect a gun in his locker at the beginning of next season.
/pistols at mid afternoon
June 18th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
I saw it this morning and couldn’t believe it.
/He’s a bust
June 18th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Carl Lewis weeps at Wall’s throwing motion.
June 18th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Best athlete’s in the world!
June 18th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
For those who get it, classic NBA drafts are on NBA TV for the next few days. Right now is 88 draft when Danny Manning went #1 to the Paper Clips.
June 18th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Those NBA drafts are hilarious to watch in retrospect. Analysts breathlessly hyping up players who will go on to become complete busts.
Regarding the video, I wish NBA would start their own similar tradition. Bring a celebrity out before tip-off to attempt a NBA line 3 pointer. The potential for comedy would be high-larious.
June 18th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
disappointed in you, you’re better than that.
June 18th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
I love this idea.
June 18th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
You pretty much blew it with that clip choice. fixed –> http://www.hulu.com/watch/25214/billy-madison-calling-ms-vaughn
June 18th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Blame it on not having father around to teach him how to throw a baseball.
/Cowherd’d
June 18th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
You must be new here…
June 18th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Blame it on not having father around to teach him how to throw a baseball.
“On Tuesday, John Wall played his first home game as a Washington Wizard. During his introduction, he came out to “Teach Me How To Dougie” and performed the accompanying dance. Colin Cowherd was less than thrilled because Colin Cowherd is an asshole.
Sitting atop the highest of high horses, Cowherd lambasted Wall for his performance and springboarded into the rantiest of rants about how the dance was all the evidence he needed to show John Wall would never win an NBA title. Have a listen. It is basically three minutes of a man trying very hard not to say the n-word.”
I don’t know how this asshole still has a job.
June 18th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Terrible.
June 18th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
You pretty much blew it with that clip choice. fixed –> http://www.hulu.com/watch/25214/billy-madison-calling-ms-vaughn
that was a gross waste of 1.38. I wish ill on you, Tgeorge.
June 18th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
You can see what happened…. he’s never thrown off a mound before – didn’t realize the effect of stepping down would have…
June 18th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Yipes!! The infamous 45 foot fastball.
June 18th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Kemba would have thrown it through Storen’s chest.
June 20th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
he’s softer than dirk. this might be the beginning of the end for wall and the nats.