Royal Ascot 2011 Has Been Crazy
The Royal Ascot is major British social event that the Queen attends every year. Educate us on some high societal knowledge Daily Mail UK:
For 300 years, it has been the highlight of the summer calendar for the well-off and well-connected.
But these days, it seems, the enclosures and stands of Royal Ascot are becoming increasingly popular with a much less distinguished breed of racegoer.
As the Queen’s favourite racing event celebrates its tricentenary, fights have been breaking out amongst the male racegoers at the historic Berkshire course, watched by worse for wear women who can barely stay upright in their high heels.
A quick glance across the terraces reveals a sea of flesh and unsightly tattoos – of women in cheap, tawdry dresses and men who have shunned the expected top hat.
Now go to the Daily Mail to see some classy brawling. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a guy in a tux use a bottle of $200 champagne as a weapon. You wouldn’t expect an event that features so many silly hats, the Queen of England and Elizabeth Hurley to ever get so crazy, but it has. And I believe there is a direct correlation between the crass attitudes and the absence of top hats. It’s a slippery slope my friends.
[Top two images: Getty, Brawl pic: Daily Mail]

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June 17th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
A quick glance across the terraces reveals a sea of flesh and unsightly tattoos – of women in cheap, tawdry dresses and men who have shunned the expected top hat.
We’re young and we can’t be held back by top hats any longer!
June 17th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Blonde chick in lead photo could not be more chav.
June 17th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
But these days, it seems, the enclosures and stands of Royal Ascot are becoming increasingly popular with a much less distinguished breed of racegoer.
Those commoners, causing so much trouble!
June 17th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
The lady on the far right of that pic can tottaly get it, amirite?
June 17th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
This has nothing to do with anything, but I will never not laugh when I read this.
June 17th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
So Royal Ascot = A NASCAR race where people attempt to dress up?
June 17th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
This has nothing to do with anything, but I will never not laugh when I read this.
link went nowhere
June 17th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
And fuck is that story awesome.
June 17th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Dirt, try this and click on the PDF they have in the article:
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/seat29e.asp
June 17th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I haven’t yet found the cabin in the woods that Rory is going to ricochet a tee shot against tomorrow, but that’s part of the fun of it, isn’t it? Watching intently to see somebody blow up?
June 17th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
What’s Mike Francesca doing in drag up in that top photo?
June 17th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
I rarely click on the links, and this is no exception…
What are they racing?
June 17th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I take full credit for bringing this to CRM’s attention; def on my bucket list.
June 17th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Haha. That was some funny shit.
June 17th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
How can you call this a NASCAR race where people attempt to dress up? You are comparing an event where the Queen, Dukes, Lords, Sheiks and some of the richest people in the world attend with a NASCAR crowd?
The biggest miss of a statement ever, totally opposite