You obviously don’t care, but in the event you’d like drop a nice chunk of change and receive (probably) a form-Thank You card from a chick with a sex tape, knock yourself out.

Among the pretentiousness:

- a butter spreader for $43

- a $1,115 clock

- a salad serving spoon for $880

- a jam jar for $380

- a $920 pitcher

[Traina via Hollywood Life via Geary's]