Scott Van Pelt Responds to John Feinstein’s Confrontational Blog Post
Maryland fans can breathe easy – it turns out former Terp Jordan Williams wasn’t taking advice on the NBA draft from ESPN Sportscenter anchor Scott Van Pelt. It was all a misunderstanding.
“I had nothing to do with any decision that he made,” Van Pelt [told the Washington Post]. “I didn’t inform him what to do. I didn’t tell him, ‘Here’s what I think.’ None of that … “There’s no editorializing on my part. There’s no: ‘You should go. You should stay.’ It’s just, ‘Here’s what the feedback is that you asked for,’ and that’s it. So I don’t know, he said I played a huge role? It’s his words, but his reaction to it today was that wasn’t what he meant.”
Van Pelt even got Jordan Williams to call the reporter who first reported the story to clear things up. Williams changed his tune:
“It’s going around the Internet like he was my main adviser and that he was the main reason why I left. That’s not the case at all. All I did was ask him to talk to the people that he knew and get some feedback from the guys he knows, and he just gave me the feedback. That’s all it was. He took it out of his time to help me out, as far as giving me feedback. It wasn’t like he was trying to convince me to go one way or the other, you know what I’m saying?”
With that brief dust-up behind him, Van Pelt woke up this morning to another mini-controversy: John Feinstein used the Jordan Williams incident to rehash an old feud he had with Van Pelt:
Van Pelt and I had a disagreement last year because I commented on his behavior while sitting in the stands at a Duke-Maryland game in College Park. He took offense to my saying that, as a public figure, who at times talked about college basketball on TV and radio, he needed to show some decorum, even while sitting in the stands. I wondered how people would react if say, Jay Bilas or I sat in the stands at Cameron Indoor Stadium in Duke gear and yelled at officials during a game.
Scott took offense and called me and we had a good talk and ended up, I think, agreeing to disagree. (He also took a shot a my brother during a speech at Burning Tree last summer since my brother had been the one who told me how Van Pelt behaved. For the record, my brother is close to Gary Williams and was sitting in front of Van Pelt because—like Scott—he’d been given tickets by Gary. Anyway, Scott, did you think someone wouldn’t report your crack back to me? I do have other sources).
So Van Pelt privately calls Feinstein to discuss an issue, but Feinstein prefers to put his thoughts on his blog. Interesting. Mike Lupica should try really, really hard to get these two a seat on the Sports Reporters one Sunday morning. I reached out to Van Pelt this morning about the blog post, and at first he wasn’t interested in commenting. Then he emailed me this:
As much fun as it would be to publicly fire back, I won’t. There is a reason I called him to discuss the Duke game – I had enough professional respect and common courtesy to keep my thoughts on the matter private. Now he chooses to publicly rip me again, but I won’t return fire. I’ll see him @ Congressional maybe? If not, I don’t care enough to bother. Honestly, what’s the point ? You can’t tell the man anything anyway, he’s the arbiter of all things.
Is it too late for me to try and get a media credential for the Congressional? I’m a sucker for a good DelMarVa media feud.
[Feinstein link via DC Sports Bog]

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June 9th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
I would say in my head ‘makes sense’ and then go back to watching a rerun of law and order.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Feinstein made a pass at him based on unfounded internet rumors and was rebuffed?
June 9th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
I’m looking around for a new nice tv and I stumbled upon this site:
http://instinctmall.com/us-productinfo.asp?id=7006
That is an amazing price for an awesome tv, but the site seems sketchy, it’s chinese. Anybody think I should actually order this thing? I’m so tempted but really dont wanna get burned.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
I kept waiting for this to get interesting.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
This one had some potential…and then it kind of fizzled out. Boo!
June 9th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I read “Burning Tree” and thought “Burning Man”. I wish SVP did a speech at Burning Man. Speaking of — has anyone ever been to that?
June 9th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I have no clue what any of this is about. I remember when Feinstein was on ESPN years ago. Like when I was in high school. Haven’t thought about him much since he burned his bridges over there. The original Olbermann in terms of abrasive, boorish, fuckstickish behavior.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I’d love to hear ScottVanPeltStyle’s thoughts on this. Him and CRM used to be a tag team in the comments.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Love Van Pelt’s response. Perfect.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Still not interesting.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
A niche feud about a program that only wins in niche sports. Enthralling.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
sounds gay.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Sucks when people who are paid to enjoy sports enjoy sports while off the clock…this isn’t Herbstreit getting orgasmic on the sidelines of the Fiesta Bowl which he was there covering
June 9th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Did Feinstein call SVP gay? And did Young Jason send him another email to confirm?
June 9th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
/puts down popcorn
June 9th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
no idea why Van Pelt’s head is chopped off on the front page. I can’t size a photo to save my life
June 9th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Most of them are like that from what I’ve seen
June 9th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Maybe the corporate comment deleter can help out with that.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
If it sounds too good to be true…
June 9th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
I enjoy it for the roundup pictures because I like to play guess who.
/way off this morning.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Yes. plus in the specs underneath it says its resolution is actually 720p. Which on a 59″ screen is not that good.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
that seems shady as fuck to me. but I say go for it!!!
June 9th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Is it too late for me to try and get a media credential for the Congressional?
no media creds, but i do have two extra tickets for Friday’s round if you want ‘em.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Anybody think I should actually order this thing? I’m so tempted but really dont wanna get burned.
whether that’s a good deal, great deal, steal or whatever, there is a zero percent chance you should buy a TV from that website.
You should buy a TV from a brick and mortar store. What if it doesn’t work out exactly like you like, and you want to return it?
Also, go to google and type “is instinct mall a scam?” and guess what you get. A lot of shit saying that instinct mall is a scam, and then some stuff from instinct mall saying “instinct mall is not a scam.”
So no. Don’t be stupid.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
haha. if it works out do let us know.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
You should buy a TV from a brick and mortar store.
to clarify, –or– online from a store with a brick and mortar presence. Because returning a TV safely is paramount to getting your money back. You do not want to be shipping and insuring that mofo.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
It just shows you have a heart.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
However, it is always nice to use Amazon for free shipping and no tax. Just use Best Buy as your test floor.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
instinct mall should have gone with “solid opinion, buddy.”
June 9th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
That’s not true. You get 2 links both from the same company from craigslist saying instinct mall is a scam and then advertising you to go to their own shady site…
June 9th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Heh.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
if you can catch Best Buy when they have no interest for 3 years they aren’t terrible either. but shop around for sure. Sam’s club throws some good deals out there sometimes as well.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
That’s not true. You get 2 links both from the same company from craigslist saying instinct mall is a scam and then advertising you to go to their own shady site…
it’s a scam, honey. I’m sorry. That is not a good deal on a TV. Just go buy one from Best Buy or Walmart. Their prices are fine prices on TVs. TVs have never been cheaper.
But, if you want to be your regular self, and ask for what people think and then ignore it, please, knock yourself out.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110512203557AAuxX2H
there it is
June 9th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I just had a fun incident at bestbuy last week. Checked their website and they were selling the deadwood seasons for 19.99. Figured I would stop by the store and just get it there. When I got there they were like 48 dollars. Asked the guy if they matched their internet price. He said no. Talked to a manager he also said no. So I pulled up my phone ordered 2 seasons online for store pickup at that store and then went to the pickup window with the dvds. Just stupid corporate bs.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
No need to be a douche bag. Was just wondering so I figured I’d ask. Thanks for the responses guys, except for this guy.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
try typing in instinctmall scam without the space, and just go read a couple of message boards where people claim to have been scammed by instinct mall. And then continue to ignore me and hope for the best.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Ha, what? who says I’m ignoring you?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
This is the problem with comments on the web, people have such a fu**ing edge to them. Like always looking to argue. So god damn annoying.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Was just wondering so I figured I’d ask.
and I gave you sage advice backed up with a warning that I discovered using the smallest amount of research possible.
And you told me I was “wrong,” because you wanted me to be.
Learn to use google.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
HA!
June 9th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
For me, as the amount of money changing hands increases on a particular item, so does my desire to go to a brick and mortar store to purchase that item. Especially when you start talking about TVs.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Yeah i did, googled instinct mail. Not instinctmail.
Learn to not be a faggot
June 9th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
This is the problem with comments on the web
it’s not douchebags posting links in comments sections to the erin andrews peephole video, on virus filled sites, months after it became a really bad idea to play erin andrews peephole, and then act like colossal douches when people asked them not to?
And then those same people take ripe craps on this very website about this or that, but mainly the comments section and then come back in months later seeking advice on the dumbest questions imaginable?
i’d say that’s more of a problem than a little snark.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Don’t ignore Dirt when shopping for TV’s!!!!
June 9th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
/unfolds lawn chair
//opens beer
June 9th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
This escalated quickly
June 9th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Slurring seems unnnecessary here.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
that’s awesome YYSA. also a fine deal on the Deadwood seasons.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
This escalated quickly
this guy: Hey, should I buy “magic” beans from a gypsy?
me: of course not
this guy: Fuck you, they’re magic
me: you’re dumb
this guy: my butt hurts
June 9th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
YYSA – That’s odd. Every time I’ve had that happen they’ve changed the price right away.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
///sits next to ms621 with 6-pack
////pops bottle
/////clinks ms621
June 9th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
People are cranky today. Its gotta be this heat wave.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
For me, as the amount of money changing hands increases on a particular item, so does my desire to go to a brick and mortar store to purchase that item. Especially when you start talking about TVs.
It really seems like you’d want to get the real measure of a TV, in person, before you buy it.
I’m in the middle of buying a new tractor, and I’m being absolutely tortured by several john deere dealers. And my current tractor got literally destroyed recently. So maybe I’m a little pissy about major purchases.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
//////refills Champagne Coolie
June 9th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
I’m really glad Dirt is back on a more or less regular basis.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Me too, except when I’m the target of his ire. But this, this is enjoyable.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Ours broke yesterday thanks to violent storms, my crankiness comes from a hangover and stupid trivia questions down the stretch costing us a victory
June 9th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
So it looks like we’ll be getting sponsored posts once a day now?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Dirt – why so stuck on a Deere?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I’ve never been happier about a closed comment section in my life
June 9th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
You’re one of those?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Did I miss something here?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
I’m really glad Dirt is back on a more or less regular basis.
most of the time, I am too. But thanks. I sort of went off on this guy, but I dont’ like this guy.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
I go to weekly trivia
/suck it
June 9th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Pretty weird to get back from Florida on a business trip and have it be hotter in the northeast. The air was so muggy last night at softball every line drive was hanging in the air.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Because nothing runs like a deere.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Maybe the manager just couldn’t believe he had to change the price from 48 to 20. It was really dumb. I use to work at bestbuy in highschool and use to change prices all the time. But I also did not give a shit. Damn the man.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
I wouldn’t close the book on Instinct Mall just yet…getting items at 30% of their current value never seems to be a problem for me and my teammates.
/OSU football player
June 9th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
TBL riding Rose so hard during the playoffs makes so much more sense now.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
My ADIDAS basketball shoes always fell apart in HS.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
That is some craptastic writing right there.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Trivia is awesome and if you hate on it you are either a Marxist or a reverse hipster fucktard.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Dirt – why so stuck on a Deere?
in no small part because I have a dead john deere 2210 that is utterly worthless unless I trade it in. 3 sundays ago, my tractor went from being worth about 8K to being worth about 2500 in about five minutes. But you can’t trade in a tractor that needs a huge transmission job to a Kubota dealer. They wont’ take it. And you can’t sell a broken tractor worth 2500 in trade to a john deere dealer, only trade it.
But also because on my road, you have to own a Deere. Although I always feel stupid when Cub Cadets are so cheap.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
That is some craptastic writing right there.
Show us yer face, I wanna see yer face!!!
/Clayton Bigsby’ed
June 9th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
I DVR Jeopardy. Get through an episode in like ten minutes.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
That I can definitely see.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
I am cautiously optimistic about by new employer instinctmall.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Explains that. Was even going to ask why not Kubota.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
The new Adidas post won’t allow comments. Hooray for being weak, adidas!
June 9th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
That adidas story is just awful. That writer uses “I” like 30 times.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
YES. THis is my favorite thing to do. Skip over that interview nonsense.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
that would have had the potential to turn into a tremendous shitshow.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
I go to weekly trivia
/suck it
Love it, but too many pop culture questions. I go on Wednesdays in Morristown, NJ. So far our team has accumulated about $500 worth of travelers checks.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Nah.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
What can you scrap one of those out for? They have to have some valuable metal in them.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Does instinctmall.com also sell tractors?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Who reads this bullshit and then decides to buy inferior basketball shoes?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Trivia is awesome and if you hate on it you are either a Marxist or a reverse hipster fucktard.
Nah.
Argument=destroyed.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Who reads this bullshit and then decides to buy inferior basketball shoes?
/closes Adidas website tab.
Good question.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
If by “this” you mean dropping this as the third comment in a post about Scott Van Pelt, then yes — I would agree with you.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
/nods at Badger
June 9th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Who reads this bullshit and then decides to buy inferior basketball shoes?
Joel Brigman
June 9th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
with free super saver shipping as well I am sure.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
I was glad the returning champ lost last night to Christian Bale’s hippie brother…that guy was just so smug.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Holy shit Dirt, how the hell do you do this? Daytime TV fucking BLOWS. There is nothing on right now.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Didn’t you know? According to Joel Brigham, the shoe is designed for on- and off-court activities. Basketball, clubs, hallways, streetwalking, whatever.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
I’m almost ashamed I didn’t believe it would happen, but Rose has come out of his shell in a way I didn’t think possible.
I love this line
June 9th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
What can you scrap one of those out for? They have to have some valuable metal in them.
the motor works, but what the fuck do I know about taking shit apart. I can either put its carcass at the end of my driveway with a for sale sign and then explain the whole story to every tire kicking mouth breather that calls or comes by and get haggled with, or I can just trade it in on my new 2320 with zero interest and get a couple of attachments for about the same price as a Honda CRV.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Pop culture’s what Im on the team for
June 9th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Took a day off? sick day? If I watch tv during the day, it’ll be shows on travel channel or food network or history channel. I miss the old days of game shows on daytime tv.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
“the team”
I can’t believe this.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
The best ADIDAS there is.
You will not argue with me.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
how he did not use blossomed instead of come out his shell is beyond me.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
If by “this” you mean dropping this as the third comment in a post about Scott Van Pelt, then yes — I would agree with you.
I didn’t even bring that part up, but it was kind of off topic, especially given how very seldom that guy comments here anymore.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Hallways and streetwalking? That’s a mighty fine shoe.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
There was a team a few weeks ago at my Wednesday trivia named “Terri Schiavo and The Vegetable Medley.”
June 9th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Holy shit devang. I used to live there in the long ago year of 1990. Goddammit I hated that place. Where do you go for trivia?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Lingo’s on GSN right now
June 9th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
It’s not a coincidence that 90%* of farms in my town have a Deere in the fields.
*not an exaggeration
June 9th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Not really. Because he didn’t use not really.
How does it feel to above everything?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Although I think if I was at home right now theres a good chance I’d be watching the Lifetime Movie Network
June 9th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
anyone else ever have jeopardy video games? Had it for super nintendo, and ps2 and now my ipod.
/addict
June 9th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
But also because on my road, you have to own a Deere. Although I always feel stupid when Cub Cadets are so cheap.
It’s not a coincidence that 90%* of farms in my town have a Deere in the fields.
*not an exaggeration
For those of us city dwellers who haven’t been on a tractor in probably 20 years, would either of you care to expand upon why this is the case? I’m genuinely curious.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Thats great. Our team name is usually a play on a famous person who died. Though there has been a plethora of Schwarzenegger names the past few weeks.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Morristown isn’t a bad place to go out, but I would never want to live there.
/lived in Morris Plains for 5 years
June 9th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Holy shit devang. I used to live there in the long ago year of 1990. Goddammit I hated that place. Where do you go for trivia
It’s at the Famished Frog, or sometimes at The Sidebar. I work in MoTown, and it’s built up pretty nicely.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
That was deserved.
/it’s one hell of a view
June 9th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
For those of us city dwellers who haven’t been on a tractor in probably 20 years, would either of you care to expand upon why this is the case? I’m genuinely curious.
deere=status.
They’re still assembled in America, so that goes over well in conservative pockets of the world.
They hold their value really well, unless you don’t trade them when you know you should and then let the neighbor kid borrow one so he can dig out a dirt bike track.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I am equally as curious to know why Dirt, a person with internet access, needs a tractor for in the first place.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Ever since Oprah went off the air, it’s been a nightmare.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Derrick Rose: The Brand.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
If the proprietor$s of this blog had any sense of humor whatsoever, they’d allow comments on that shitty Derrick Rose post, then delete 11 out of every 30 comments to honor Rose’s brand and playing style.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Two examples:
All those tractors I referenced, very few of them were made in the past 10 years, and at least half of them are going to be legal to drink soon.
When I bought my house, the previous owner left his Deere lawn tractor because he bought more yard wanted to upgrade to a bigger model. It’s from 1971 and still runs great.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
I am equally as curious to know why Dirt, a person with internet access, needs a tractor for in the first place.
I live on a farm. I mow about 3 acres weekly, brush hog about another 5 three times a year, and have to plow 10 feet of annual with something, although Im about to get a snowblower to go on the tractor, so I can throw it instead of push it.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Is that in the square? There used to be a Blimpie there IIRC. I worked for AT&T up the street in Mt. Kemble Plaza. It was the people that made it a shitshow moreso than the area itself. Do they still refer to the “slummy” section just off the square as The Hollow?
/major flashbacks right now
//mostly bad
June 9th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
They hold their value really well, unless you don’t trade them when you know you should and then let the neighbor kid borrow one so he can dig out a dirt bike track.
I’m guessing this is what happened to your tractor?
June 9th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I’ve got a friend here who runs a chicken farm, and he swears by Deere. Won’t get or even look at anything else. Seems to be a real loyalty to certain brands like Deere.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
No one deserves my butchered grammer. There should be a “be” in there.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
hmmm. sometimes I go out on the patio in the morning to drink my coffee and stare at cactus and gravel.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Is that in the square?
It’s right off The Green next to the Court House. The slummy section is still very much in existence. To be honest, I don’t know about The Hollow reference.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Or if you own the only one that has ever seemed to break in the history of the world.My riding mower broke a connecting rod and it was basically totaled. I was devastated. You are right about their value. Tried to find a used one and saw how expensive they were so I just got a new one. Sold the deck alone from my other one for 300.00
/proud owner of a new x300
//could not possibly enjoy that thing more
June 9th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
They’d probably kowtow to Bilas and ask him who the guy he came with. 99.9% of the population couldn’t pick that pompous ass Feinstein out of a lineup.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
hmmm. sometimes I go out on the patio in the morning to drink my coffee and stare at cactus and gravel.
Every episode of House Hunters in which the people view a house with a patio, one of them, usually the woman, says “Oh I can sit out here and have my morning coffee”.
I think to myself “If you actually go through the trouble of moving to a patio that is on the other side of the house from your kitchen to drink your coffee every morning, then you will never, ever be at work on time”.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
I can’t believe there’s been 30 plus comments since NDub’s Korn link and no one has called him out for it.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
hmmm. sometimes I go out on the patio in the morning to drink my coffee and stare at cactus and gravel.
This. I know nothing of these things — although it is interesting to hear the people in the know, and their takes on it.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
That’s because the song was made before 2000.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
/proud owner of a new x300
//could not possibly enjoy that thing more
if i were a rich man, I’d have an X748, and a 3520 for everything else.
There is nothing on earth less productive and more fun than taking a 2 year old boy to the John Deere store. I don’t get anything done, but he drives them all, except the 8000s.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I am going to need an explanation of Brush Hog. It sounds like a something FredSanford does.
/sorry Fred
June 9th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
I can’t believe there’s been 30 plus comments since NDub’s Korn link and no one has called him out for it.
The man has blocked 2 Ndub youtube links for me today. I would have been all over it if I saw that earlier. I always liked ‘Falling Away From Me”.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Let me tell you having lived in Iowa for 5 years… if you’ve got a Deere, you’re a MFing baller. Had more than a few buddies that grew up on a farm and those things were treated like children. I’ve seen a John Deere tractor come out of a car wash more than once.
June 9th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
what in the world is brush hog?
June 9th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
there isn’t much of a worse smell than driving by a chicken/turkey farm. unfortunately Arkansas is chocked full of them.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
city folk.
/shakes head
here you go JHS
June 9th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
odd that I “know” both of the gentlemen in question. Went to school with SVP. Great, funny dude and def not gay. I won’t say how I am connected to Feinstein, although his rep is well deserved. But I will admit to liking his books, and he was kind enough to autograph them for me.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
what in the world is brush hog?
Nothing short of awesome if you want to take out heavy brush and small trees.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Dirt –
Do you bail your shit? Sorry, I haven’t followed all the comments, so you may have addressed this. I came to the bottom after the fireworks earlier.
“there isn’t much of a worse smell than driving by a chicken/turkey farm. unfortunately Arkansas is chocked full of them.”
I don’t have much experience with chicken farms, but fucking hog farms smell like Whitlock’s dirty underwear. Feedlots are horrible, but one can get used to that. Not hogs.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Or when they all say “this space will be great for entertaining”. They say it without fail every fucking time. Maybe it’s just me, but that phrase never left my mouth when shopping for a house. Almost as dumb as fretting over paint color on a bedroom wall.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Yup, he had an accident on the farm a little while ago and needed some help moving chickens from one barn to another one afternoon. My career as a chicken farmer – and any ounce of sympathy for chickens (which was small regardless) – ended that afternoon.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
I am going to need an explanation of Brush Hog..
what in the world is brush hog?
monster pull behind rough cut mower that can handle just about anything it comes across. If you run over a fallen tree limb, no matter. But you need a lot of power to pull one, and a power take off.
It keeps the extreme edge of the yard from being taken over by burdock (in my case) and the edge of the woods from encroaching on the pasture.
And it lets me cut walking paths while I wait for it to get dry enough so we can get our hay cut.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
There was one episode when the realtor was saying, “you could sit out here and have a nice glass of wine” and the woman buying the place said, “I was going to say coffee.”
June 9th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Why on earth would you smell his dirty underwear in the first place?
June 9th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
fuck john feinstein.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
If it makes you feel any better, BSTR, I had a chicken burrito from Chipotle for lunch.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
haha. A more accurate saying would be “Oh this looks like a great room we will never go in except during christmas”
June 9th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Do you bail your shit?
no, a local drunk comes out and does it on his 45 year old Massey Ferguson. Somebody else pays him and takes the hay, although this year there’s no middleman. He’s just taking the hay this year himself. Square bales, horse hay. Everybody else around here gets theirs round baled, for the cow farm that’s in the middle of “town.’
June 9th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Dirt, how do you have so much time to be on the internet if you live on the farm?
June 9th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Also, at what age will you force your son to take over your mowing duties?
June 9th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
but fucking hog farms smell like Whitlock’s dirty underwear.
Why on earth would you smell his dirty underwear in the first place?
He was taking a shit in a Gate’s bathroom and I tragically walked in at the wrong time.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Dirt, how do you have so much time to be on the internet if you live on the farm?
I don’t actually “farm.” I just live on a farm. We garden a lot, and I do many hours of chores, but I’ve got time manufactured in my day. And I only have the one kid now, so I play with him or he chills in the computer room. He’s down for his PM nap now, and he’s a napping machine.
I’m about to go Dremel some dog toenails, and shave two dogs. Then clean out (again) the carpet shampooer. If anybody is scoring at home, Lucas the dog finally got over his gastro intestinal woe from last night. He only diarrhead up 4 rugs before shit bombing a fifth about 20 minutes ago.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Also, at what age will you force your son to take over your mowing duties?
mowing’s really dangerous. especially with a big ass thing like this. So not for at least 10 years. Not before he’s 13 or so, and can be trusted. My neighbor’s kid is 15, and he has to work almost constantly.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
They don’t need forcing. You put a boy near anything with a motor and they will happily drive/ride it. My son is 12 and has been cutting our grass for two years. He loves it.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
damn. condolences Clay. I only had to bathe both of mine last night and it was quite miserable. I don’t think I’ll ever get a dog that needs to be trimmed.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
JEALOUS
June 9th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Since we are closing on our first house three weeks from today and it only took about a week from seeing the house to offering to acceptance I have gotten hooked on those house hunting shoes. Peroperty virgins, my first place and house hunters. you can make a drinking game every time someone says “nice space”. And those douche bags that whine about every little detail. hey moron, you can paint the walls, you can fix the grass, or anything else cosmetic. all you need to worry about is room size, the foundation, the yard and the neighborhood. rant over
/love Van Pelt
//no homo
June 9th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Hated this from day one. Told the Wife that any yard work was a deal breaker. We bought a condo and are getting ready to move to a townhouse. Who needs another list of things to do after working all day/week?
June 9th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Told the Wife that any yard work was a deal breaker.
I gave my wife a long list of deal breakers. They keep happening anyway.
June 9th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Let’s call it compromise. Much less depressing.
/who wants to furniture shop?