Kim Kardashian Calls NFL Player Who Claims to Have Been Sexting with Her for Five Months a “Loser”
Let’s see if we can make this as painless as possible: Kim Kardashian is engaged to her boyfriend of six months, basketball player Kris Humphries. Some guy on the Patriots – Bret Lockett, special teamer, you’ve never heard of him – is making claims he has been having some type of affair for the last five months with Kardashian.
Kardashian has sicced lawyers on Lockett; he says he’s willing to provide evidence in court (texts, sexts) if he has to. All reports make it seem as if Lockett has never actually met Kardashian.
Here’s what the big-bottomed Kardashian had to say about the situation:
“This guy should be ashamed of himself. Calling up a magazine and making up an entirely fake story in a sad attempt to ruin my relationship!?!?! It’s just shameful and this guy should feel ashamed and humiliated. Is this your pathetic attempt for attention? I’ll be damned if anyone, especially some loser I’ve never even met, is going to try to come between Kris and me.”
Welp, that about covers it.
Oh, I forgot – Kardashian’s pre-nup with Humphries states the NBA player gets nothing of her fortune, regardless of what happens. And lastly, Humphries, perhaps feeling empowered with all his newfound fame, has fired his agent. [Boston Herald]
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June 9th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
might i suggest the “big-bottomed” link?
June 9th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
I hope after she said this she did the finger snap
/you go girl! tell that bust where to step off!!
June 9th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
hilarious. he’s cool with just tagging it at will for a couple years before it all falls apart.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Holy shit, lady. Pot calling the kettle black on this one. You have no talent besides getting pissed on and fucking famous athletes.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Is this your pathetic attempt for attention?
Pot.. meet Kettle.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
DAMN YOU SHATNER!!!! DAMN YOU!!!
/shakes fist
June 9th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
I would say that is not her finest time.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
She snapped her fingers in a “z” formation. I was there, I saw it, she’ll probably deny it.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
I’d love to get in dat ass.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
I just let out a very loud laugh. Fantastic.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
might i suggest the “big-bottomed” link?
That thing is like 2 xmas hams. Bite off your head man.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
All he’s gotta do is show us the sexting pics. I mean we got the Ray J video for comparison. Pretty shitty if he’s making it up, but I doubt it. Proof, brah, give us the proof?!?!?!?!
June 9th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
She looks terrible in that outfit and I find her very attractive.
For someone whose life is led in the tabloids and whose claim to fame is a leaked sex tape I think she needs to get off her fucking high horse about the magazine story. Without magazine stories like this her mommy could not pimp her out to television and advertisers for millions of dollars a year.
Humphries is making a classic mistake that we see in the investment markets all the time. Humphries needs to think before he goes thru with this. Kim may be gorgeous now but she is over thirty and her body is not going to win its battle with gravity for too much longer.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Oh yeah. Baretta did that shit.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
“This guy should be ashamed of himself. Calling up a magazine and making up an entirely fake story in a sad attempt to ruin my relationship!?!?! It’s just shameful and this guy should feel ashamed and humiliated. Is this your pathetic attempt for attention? I’ll be damned if anyone, especially some loser I’ve never even met, is going to try to come between Kris and me.”
Yep, she fucked him.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
serious, non-racist question here. is Kris Humphries black?
June 9th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Does she get anything when they get divorced?
Kris, that ass is only going to get bigger and more cottage cheesy.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Someone linked to the story on Us Weekly’s website yesterday, and they listed the guy as an NFL star. Hilarious.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Oh, I forgot – Kardashian’s pre-nup with Humphries states the NBA player gets nothing of her fortune, regardless of what happens.
Goodbye cargo shorts shopping spree.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
oh hell yes she did.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Regardless this is a pro move. If Lockett claims to have done what he did thats awesome. If Lockett claims to have done this and it’s an outright lie that is also awesome. Imagine that inner monologue — “How can I get publicity, hmmmmmmm — GOT IT. Anyone know TMZ’s number?”
June 9th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
That ass is gonna look like one big fat california raisin in about 5 years….He will than have enough.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Goodbye cargo shorts shopping spree.
To keep with the earlier Chappelle Show quote — “Goodbye fried rice….hello fried chicken!”
June 9th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
That ass is gonna look like one big fat california raisin in about 5 years….He will than have enough.
If you think they’re lasting 5 years, then I don’t know what to tell you.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Not even if he knocks her up?
June 9th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
This will be a glorious day because then she’ll finally go away. I can’t stand people like her who are just famous for being famous.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
This. And yet people give Reese Witherspoon shit because she called out these new Hollywood fame whores who do nothing but put out sex tapes.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Yea, I should have thought that out.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
So, after reading this, we can all assume that they did text each other, correct?
Kim Kardashian is one of those women who I just don’t think will age well, anyway, the size of her prodigous ass aside.
I’m sure surgery is in her future (i.e.– her late 30′s).
June 9th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
This will be a glorious day because then she’ll finally go away. I can’t stand people like her who are just famous for being famous.
Speaking of, Paris Hilton was apparently on Kimmel the other night and said that she really did not think Anthony Weiner’s bulge picture was that impressive. I don’t think she even noticed or cared that Kimmel was implicitly calling her a gigantic whore for putting herself out that there as an ‘expert’ on the subject.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
It’s Kris and I, dummy.
/nods at cthomashowell
June 9th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
isn’t she already 30? not that 30 is ‘aged’ per se, but she is smoking for 30. and I think she is probably rich enough and smart enough to know what her “assets” are, where she doesn’t let herself go immediatly after marriage.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
If you can’t believe a woman who has smuggled cocaine with her snatch, I mean, who can we believe?
June 9th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Paris now has a show where she’s focusing on settling down and finding a husband.
It’s respectable (well…more than her past) but you couldn’t take her around town without random guys going “yea, me too.”
June 9th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
She looks like she’s starring in a Vivid production of “Shagging Beauty”.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Speaking of, Paris Hilton was apparently on Kimmel the other night and said that she really did not think Anthony Weiner’s bulge picture was that impressive
Well, consider the source. The phrase hot dog down a hallway comes to mind.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
The price of maintenance for Kim Kardashian will certainly not go down.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
To be fair their is a large group of ‘actresses’ that fall into this category. They can’t act and they are really only famous because somebody put them in a movie (usually Michael Bay).
June 9th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
I thought you can start off a sentence with “and I” but in the middle or end it has to be either “and me”.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
She looks like she’s starring in a Vivid production of “Shagging Beauty”.
She looks like she’s starring in a Vivid production of “This ain’t Aladdin”
June 9th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
I’d also like to remind SC that KK is not hot.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
That Booga Suga caught da herp.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
guff. Get rid of “either” in that post.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Also this talk of Hollywood hoes makes me sad thinking of Lohan. Serious potential just snorted and fucked away.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
True, but if you’re making a spectrum of vacuous* with no talent celebrities, there aren’t many beneath Kim K. She literally bring nothing to the table**.
*h/t duffy
**besides a reinforced chair
June 9th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Also this talk of Hollywood hoes makes me sad thinking of Lohan. Serious potential just snorted and fucked away.
Ugh. So True. Her Rolling Stone pics combined with Mean Girls is hard to top. Now SHE, was a bust.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Or put them in a song.
/looks at Ke$ha
//vomits
June 9th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Well, consider the source. The phrase hot dog down a hallway comes to mind.
Clearly. But I think what was even more amazing to me was that she was either too dumb to realize that she was further confirming everyone’s impression of her as a used up piece of diseased flesh or she realized it and didn’t care because she’s such a whore for attention of any type.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Thats true. The cast of the jersey shore comes to mind.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Maybe you can. Just sounds weird to me.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
yeah, ask tiger how that prenup worked out.
she will bang some dude, they’ll get divorced, and she’ll pay him a settlement to keep quiet.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
trashiness aside, she never did it for me, which is odd because I love them titties.
/clooney’d
June 9th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Even “Mean Girls” Lohan?
EVEN “MEAN GIRLS” LOHAN!?
June 9th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
I think Emma Stone has picked up the torch quite well for the gingers.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
haha. She has porn on the internet. I don’t know what kind of hush money she would need to pay out.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Emma Stone looks drop dead gorgeous in Easy A some scenes, but others she looks 50.
Apparently a really cool woman though, unlike January Jones…bitch.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
She looks like she’s starring in a Vivid production of “Snow White Analed the Seven Dwarfs”
June 9th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
I think Emma Stone has picked up the torch quite well for the gingers.
Isla Fisher? I realize she may not be a natural redhead, but that’s so not the point.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
I think Emma Stone has picked up the torch quite well for the gingers.
Emma Stone is too “normal” hot for me. Lohan was not “normal” hot.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
I would pick two girls ahead of her from that movie.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Emma Stone looks drop dead gorgeous in Easy A some scenes, but others she looks 50
Seeing how this is TBL, surprised someone hasn’t made a comment on the size of her forehead.
/does not understand that criticism, unless the forehead is abnormally huge
June 9th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Those Disney stars sure do love their coke. It’s only a matter of time before Selena Gomez does a line off of Beiber.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Isla is quite nice as well. I am pretty sure she is a real redhead.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
yeah, not sure what it is about her, just doesn’t do it for me.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Isla is quite nice as well. I am pretty sure she is a real redhead.
Well then, she is the redhead of the moment to me then.
Julianne Moore in the redhead Hall of Fame.
Where’s Watsonian to weigh in on all of this? I thought he was the resident redhead expert.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
it always goes Chabert, Lohan, McAdams, Seyfried and then Chaplan.
Now it’s Chaplan, Chabert, McAdams, Seyfried, Tim Meadows and Lohan
June 9th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
What about “The Parent Trap” Lohan?
/traderjack
June 9th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Emma Stone is naturally blonde. Sorry to ginger bubble.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Isn’t Nicole Kidman a natural redhead?
June 9th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Tina Fey gotta be in there somewhere
June 9th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
What about “The Parent Trap” Lohan?
/traderjack
Funny, but I’m starting to feel bad for the guy.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Isn’t Nicole Kidman a natural redhead?
Not sure, but she can be in there too.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
I think Vez is the redhead expert.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Also, young Susan Sarandon can definitely be in redhead Hall of Fame.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
**burst the ginger bubble
June 9th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
I think Emma Stone has picked up the torch quite well for the gingers.
For you and Shatner to enjoy.
/and me
June 9th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
yeah, but she’s not that attractive.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Your viewpoint is jarring.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Also, young Susan Sarandon can definitely be in redhead Hall of Fame.
Veto. Renee Russo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Susan Sarandon
June 9th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
yeah, but she’s not that attractive.
You just hate Australians is all.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
God damn I love Emma Watson. That’s an awful smile in the pic, though.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
My life is a lie! She looks good both ways. Either way natural blonde is a rarity this day as well.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
it’s a grasp at straws, and a weak one at that.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Veto. Renee Russo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Susan Sarandon
1) the Hall of Fame is not going to have entries that everyone agrees on
2) Rene Russo is a redhead outside of the Thomas Crown Affair?
3) I started this HoF so you don’t get veto power.
4) You’re also wrong
June 9th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
I think it’s Watsonian that will mention his ginger wife/gf all the time.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
and 5) I specified YOUNG Susan Sarandon.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
I’m off to the lake, have a good weekend everyone.
/waves
//does beer bong
June 9th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
) Rene Russo is a redhead outside of the Thomas Crown Affair?
Lethal Weapon? Major League? When is she not a redhead?
June 9th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Rita Hayworth was a redhead.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Lethal Weapon? Major League? When is she not a redhead?
I guess I just never noticed. Which doesn’t say much for her redheadedness.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Laura Prepon is another one that can get it (she is probably naturally blonde too). The more HIMYM I watch the hotter Alyson Hannigan gets as well.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Kisten Dunst? should be a 2nd ballot
June 9th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
This website says that Cheryle Cole is a redhead too.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Kisten Dunst? should be a 2nd ballot
Kirsten Dunst?
June 9th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Already there, brah. Won’t take my car to work for another 4 months.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
WOW. top 5 comment of the year? LMAO!!!!!
June 9th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
oof. not now. Maybe a few years ago.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
I am actively hitting google image for red haired women, and the more pictures I see of Isla Fisher — the more she deserves to be in the Inagural Class.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Rita Hayworth was a redhead.
Old school. I like it.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
this comments thread cracked me up. I’m gonna shower, shave and nap for tonight’s game.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
oof. not now. Maybe a few years ago.
Well yeah, she had her moments in the Spider Man series. It’s not like I want Rita Hayworth right now — I would also want her a few years ago.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Uhh — I just realized she died in 1987. Too soon?
June 9th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
That site I liked too also says Kate Mara is a redhead.
Jenna Fischer, can’t believe she’s been forgotten.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Evan Rachel Wood in true blood is one of my favorite redhead converts.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Holy shit, Rose McGowan. First ballot.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Speaking of redheads
June 9th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
+1,000
June 9th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
How bout Christina Hendricks?
June 9th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Holy shit, Rose McGowan. First ballot.
Eh, I prefer her as a brunette.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
How bout Christina Hendricks?
Yes and fuck everyone who says otherwise.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
I will crawl across broken glass for her
June 9th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Does Rose McGowan lose points because she was married to Marilyn Manson?
June 9th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
And that’s my sign to leave.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Deborah Ann Woll as well from True Blood. She might be the only reason I watch an episode next season.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Does Rose McGowan lose points because she was married to Marilyn Manson?
Yes, but she gains points for her one outfit to the VMA’s. So it’s a wash.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Evan Rachel Wood in true blood is one of my favorite redhead converts.
There’s a better red head on the show. Deborah Ann Woll.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
/high fives YYSA
June 9th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Wasn’t Rachel evan wood involved with manson too? how the hell does he get them?
June 9th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
I’m probably in the minority, but I’m a Manson fan and I’m not even a big fan of his music.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Good call, I remember when she was smoking hot. Too bad that was 10 years ago in Bring It On.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Laura Prepon is in the new Chelsea Handler sitcom coming this summer or fall. Oh joy. I did like her on That 70s show.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Yes she was. rockstar status trumps all. Even if you are a freak.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
/traderjack’d
we kid because we care.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Never saw that flick. Was that a Brad Pitt vehicle?
/yous a funny guy!
//a pox on your head
June 9th, 2011 at 6:20 PM
I know she’s not a red head, but I love Julia Stiles. Nobody can tell me otherwise
June 9th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
She is no Bianca.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:29 PM
ha! and +1,000,000 for Emma Stone, good sir. I just saw that earlier comment.