Confession: I Read Bill Simmons’ Grantland
Bill Simmons’ Grantland debuted yesterday and since I’m a person who writes about sports and pop culture and related topics on the internet, I’m obligated to share my opinion with those that usually sample my opinions on sports and pop culture and related topics. Here goes:
I like Grantland. After reading most of what Simmons, Chuck Klosterman and company offered in the first 24 hours, it’s what I thought it would be. Longer form pieces on sports with a pop culture twist and the occasional swear word.
I’m still not sold that Grantland is altogether necessary. All this stuff seems like it would fit on ESPN.com. Of course, on the one hand, it still is ESPN.com. Simmons didn’t go anywhere. It seems like Grantland exists as it’s own “separate” entity only to make it seem like an exciting new thing. Which makes sense. ESPN has to keep evolving. Page 2 seems stale. Page 3 died before anyone could notice. It was time for a new “non-ESPN ESPN.com page.” Simmons wanted more freedom and control, ESPN needed something edgy. Everybody wins. Including the readers.
Simmons’ site introduction served its purpose. He can finally say “fuck” on ESPN.com without it really being on ESPN.com even though it really is ESPN.com. It’s not like Simmons is paying for his own server or the Grantland hits aren’t rolling up to ESPN’s comScore numbers. He’s still saying “fuck” on ESPN.com.
Simmons’ second piece was on LeBron’s disappearing act and it was freaking fantastic. Simmons loves the NBA almost as much as he loves talking about how much he loves gambling. So his best stuff is usually NBA-related. Only we would have seen the same article on ESPN.com for the most part. Would it have been less effective if Simmons couldn’t get away with talking openly about the rumor of a teammate banging LeBron’s mom? No, but again – edgy, new, exciting.
Chuck Klosterman’s first two post/column/articles showed exactly what you’ll be getting from him at Grantland. The first was a ridiculous claim that a junior college basketball game was the greatest sporting event he ever witnessed. There’s not a hipster alive who could top that. How do you respond to that? I much preferred his second piece on DVR’d sporting events. I’ve always loved Klosterman when he takes the things you don’t think about thinking about and expands the shit out of them.
The supporting cast has been hit or miss. Jay Caspian King and Bill Barnwell shared a byline about Dirk, yet wrote separate pieces. Both were good so I won’t question the reasoning behind the single headline.
Andy Greenwald’s article on HBO using the same actors on multiple shows produced a neat, if indecipherable graphic. Other than that, what was the point? Wendell Pierce and Clarke Peters were both in The Wire and Treme. Yes… and?
David Jacoby’s reality television fantasy draft is something I’ve listen to on the Simmons podcast a few times. Looking at it on my computer, much less interesting. Once its written down its just other people’s fantasy teams. Nobody cares about your fantasy team. Even if Jenn with two N’s is involved.
The archives are still a work in progress, but I like the layout. It’s probably just my unrefined eye for web design, but I can find everything I’m looking for. (Minus the archives which currently disappear after they fall off the first page.) And once you open a post or article – navigation at the top, black-on-white-background text and red annotations on the side. I really like how they integrated the annotations.
Just like everything, there are things to like and dislike about Grantland. From a content standpoint, I like almost everyone involved with Grantland. (One of my friends from college even did art design on Grantland back when it was just an untitled project.) I have liked most of what I read at Grantland and I’ll probably end up reading and enjoying most of the stuff at Grantland.
Having said that… I’m also going to make a lot of jokes about Grantland. It’s so damn easy, and fun, and that’s what I do. Sometimes, I even get paid for it. As soon as I saw Klosterman’s first topic, I tweeted a joke about the greatest sporting event I ever witnessed. Don’t bother clicking – you’ve probably never heard of it. So while I’m not entirely necessary, it will feature things I will read and sometimes even enjoy. Not that I’ll ever admit it again.

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June 9th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
that piece on lebron was fucking horrid. just another giant fluff piece, like we havent got enough of that over the past 7 years.
i was hoping for more insight on his ability to suck at odd times, but instead got a little of that with a TON of analysis on his skills, top 20 players ever, etc.
June 9th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
I liked Simmons’ first article and I think Grantland will be just fine.
/buys Simmons a pink Bruins hat
June 9th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
I much preferred his second piece on DVR’d sporting events.
I thought that article was long and tedious. He doesn’t like watching sporting events after they have happened. Fine. I didn’t need to wade through 4000 words on it.
I’m sure this will do fine. I’m not sure why Simmons considers this a massive undertaking. Call up some of friends and ask them to write a column every now and again, email it to some web devoloper in Bristol, and cash the ESPN check.
June 9th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
June 9th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
They had celebrities like Luke Walton pick NFL games every week. So yes it was a joke.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
it’s a decent site, i guess. after floating around it for a while today it feels like they are trying to hard to make it look more like someone with very little web design experience volunteered to do the job for free.
i doubt i’ll visit regularly.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Yes there was.
I believe TBL worked there for a spell, if I’m not mistaken.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Page 3 had Hunter S. Thompson and some other trash
June 9th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
haha
June 9th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
I actually enjoyed it.
Championship kickball game.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Think the ultimate success will be whether it can develop a coherent, independent voice and some Internet street cred. Has to coalesce into something more than “shit Bill Simmons and his friends like that ESPN approves of”
June 9th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
if i recall i think page 3 died around the time Hunter pulled the trigger.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
loved simmons’ lebron piece…best take on it ive read.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
That subway/klondike ad in the middle of the page is very bush league though. Even TBL got rid of that Sprite dyke.
/pours one out for the Sprite dyke
June 9th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
ha!
I do like that they have A MOBILE SITE though. Seems to be the cool thing to do.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Not that it’s legacy will matter one bit because the site will make money and ESPN will keep it running.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
only lame-o sports sites have mobile apps/sites!
/tbl’d
June 9th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
TBL wrote for Page 3. Hunter S. Thompson wrote for Page 2. What I would have paid to see those two interact at the company picnic.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
I read most of the articles posted on Grantland so far, enjoyed most of them. I’ll likely keep reading as long as the columns remain interesting.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
I think this is what Simmons was saying in his opening piece (i.e.–it’s going to take time). As a matter of fact, throw a Coldplay anecdote in, and you completely summarized the article.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
This…this is probably the gem of the post. Thousands of interweb points to you, sir.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
right, because people who frequent blogs are patient creatures.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
On the DVR thing, I’ve learned to adapt to it, but it takes practice and staying off twitter until you are live. I wouldn’t get by though with little kids without it, because pausing and taking 30 minutes to fix lunch or just do something is a must. I’ve gotten used to watching football games where I’m behind until the 4th quarter, and I like no commercials and going straight to kickoff after a score. He can blow that drama buildup thing where the sun don’t shine. I’ll do without that 6 minutes of commercial, kickoff, more commercial.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
still no comment section though. Even TBL allows people to bitch about his posts on his website.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
The LA Noire piece has to be the longest video game review ever written
June 9th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
it’s a pretty long game.
/made my partner drive 2/3rds of the time
June 9th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Also I would disagree that Wrigley is the ultimate neighborhood park (I’d say Fenway or even Camden) but that’s picking nits.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
I was watching Treme this week and realized for the first time that Jeanette’s roommate is Ziggy from The Wire … So I got that going for me which is nice
June 9th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
i started reading that but got bored very quickly.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Also this x1000 … I usually record the Steelers game and then watch it later. On top of skipping all the usual crap (commercials, etc.), the little jump forward button on the remote usually is timed just right between plays so you can skip all the crap in between plays too. Good times.
June 9th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
I thought Simmons introductory article was good. Those footnotes are tiny as hell though. I hope the frequency of those doesn’t increase to that of his book. That was out of control.
I love how the L.A. Noire review says “will it change the face of gaming, or is it just Red Dead Detective?” Red Dead Detective would still be fucking awesome!
June 9th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Red Dead Detective would still be fucking awesome!
THIS.
Simmons’ second piece was on LeBron’s disappearing act and it was freaking fantastic.
AGREED.
June 9th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Simmons seems to have noticed the blog backlash about his attendance at the Bruins game last night
June 9th, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Simmons seems to have noticed the blog backlash about his attendance at the Bruins game last night
1) Canucks current color scheme pre-dates the Whalers
2) 2 Canadian teams have been as close as the 1994 Canucks team (Calgary 2004, Edmonton 2006)
3) Nashville should move to Canada?
June 9th, 2011 at 6:20 PM
Gotta remember that he was not watching from 1995-2007, so he doesn’t know about the Flames and Oilers
June 9th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
No it doesn’t. It’s stuff like this that makes me think many bloggers are so insulated by the community they’ve created that they forget most people don’t think like them. Simmons has built an entire career, made millions, and had a NYT best seller by writing about stuff he and his friends like that ESPN approves of. Judging from the content so far, Grantland will have great appeal to those people. Grantland can have absolutely no crossover from people who are/were patrons of this site, deadspin, fjm, freedarko, etc. and be a wild success. As far as legacy goes, you can’t count the number of websites that have a legacy outside of the people who care about the development of the internet on one hand. As a general rule, legacy and internet don’t go together.
June 10th, 2011 at 2:05 AM
Think the ultimate success will be whether it can develop a coherent, independent voice and some Internet street cred. Has to coalesce into something more than “shit Bill Simmons and his friends like that ESPN approves of”
My unfortunate demise has most likely cost me reading awesome duffy comments like this more regularly. Damn you TBL, damn you!