Grantland: First Impressions
After much fanfare Bill Simmons’Internet land grant was unveiled. Questions before the launch abounded. Answers after it remain in short supply. Perceived contradictions remain contradictions. Left open-ended by the architect, the focus remains unclear.
Simmons has stressed the site will be a forum for “mostly young, mostly up and comers.“ Yet, the site’s self-proclaimed “starting rotation” is Simmons and Klosterman, neither young nor by any means up and coming. The site’s list of editors, contributors and promised celebrity guests adheres to the same age-bracket, sensibility and genre as it’s creator. The site led off with writers, “mostly middle-aged, mostly established.”
The title “Grantland” seems to contradict the promised content. Grantland Rice wrote elegant, romantic prose that bordered on poetry. He fused sports with high culture. For all their intellectual capability, Simmons and Klosterman have forged careers antithetical to high culture, dissecting and fetishizing bad movies and reality TV. If Grantland Rice were alive, it’s hard to see him penning a 5,000-word paean on Kiss, 90210 or Internet porn.
Grantland will work. It has marquee names with partizans. It has ample talent in “the bullpen.” It’s pulsating with cross-promotional ESPN blood (and cash). The site will exist as long as the great mouse decrees it. What we don’t know is why we need Grantland or what it is meant to contribute to the greater Internet conversation (or intersecting monologues). Simmons doesn’t really help us understand.
Simmons offers no mission statement or for the site, beyond that it will “blend sports and pop culture” and “evolve.” He wants to “find writers he liked” but doesn’t articulate the trait he’s looking for. He wants to aim for quality over quantity (who doesn’t?). He wants “to take advantage of a little extra creative leeway,” but sheds no insight into how much he has or what that entails.
We have no baseline for contextualizing Grantland. Because Simmons has been guarded, we don’t know what he is creating, why he’s creating it or even the extent to which he is the creator. The work is left to stand for itself and, at least on first impression, feels a bit disparate.

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June 8th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Who is that quote from?
/whom
//from not at the end of the sentence
June 8th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
The Jew-hating racist mouse, right?
June 8th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Simmons doesn’t really help us understand.
Well, he got to say the word, “fucking.” Maybe he just wants to curse in his columns.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
The Jew-hating racist mouse, right?”
It is in the contract. No jews.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
He wants to “find writers he liked” but doesn’t articulate the trait he’s looking for.
Erudition is the trait he’s most covetous to uncover within the great unwashed masses spoiling the blogospheres with their drivel and charlatan ways.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Grantland…complete with annoying flash Subway ad right in the middle of it. Typical ESPN.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Because Simmons has been guarded, we don’t know what he is creating, why he’s creating it
I don’t think he does either, per his first post on the site.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Seems like a lot of work just to get decreased editorial oversight, but I bet that’s about 50% of the inspiration.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
I could name a few sites.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
+1 or -1, depending what that means
June 8th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Well, he got to say the word, “fucking.” Maybe he just wants to curse in his columns.
“It’ll be like Swiss Family Robinson, only with more swearing! We’ll live like kings! Hell, damn, ass kings!”
June 8th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
I enjoyed Simmons first article and also the article on Donnie Walsh. Did not get a chance to read Klosterman’s article or anything else on the site.
I was also happy to see that Jay Kang was going to be involved in Grantland. I have already come across two fantastic stories that he wrote in the past year and am looking forward to his contributions to Grantland.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
How’d they taste, Ralphie… good?
Ohhhh… They taste like… burning
June 8th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
I mostly need Grantland when I’m taking a shit a work.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
You must have hated LOST.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Crap… I meant
“how MANY monkey butlers???”
June 8th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
i still can’t get the image of michael crabtree’s paean out of my head.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
+1 or -1, depending what that means
+[-1]
June 8th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
just finished the HBO piece, thought it was OK. better than the Reality TV show thing (good concept, but do people other than women actually like reality TV?)
June 8th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
OMG THIS.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
i still can’t get the image of michael crabtree’s paean out of my head.
+1 tip
June 8th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
+1 or -1, depending what that means
+[-1]
Exactly
michael crabtree’s paean
I think that’s spelled “paella”.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
I mostly need Grantland when I’m taking a shit a work.
And this is the answer. This goes for most of the internet.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
i still can’t get the image of michael crabtree’s paean out of my head.
I obviously need to look at the photos in an enlarged state before I choose.
/double entendre
June 8th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
neither can I.
/coop
June 8th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Dear Getty, please supply a new round of Simmons pictures.
June 8th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
I notice Simmons’ Death Stare picture isn’t clickable for comments. Does this mean he wont spend three days on the front page like Roger Goodell and Bill Simmons Talking Hands?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
He wants to aim for quality over quantity (who doesn’t?).
Those who like to go hoggin’ vehemently disagree.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Yeah, I noticed the guy from Football Outsiders and Katie Baker are among the writers not listed.
Now having said that, I enjoyed the post by Simmons. If he’s able to write like that, the site will be fine.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
In all seriousness, I briefly went to the site. Read Simmons thing. Read (part of) the Chris Jones thing but had work to do. No interest in whatever was at the bottom about the reality show. I don’t mind the long form stuff, but I don’t think you can have Klosterman and Jones writing something that goes up at the same time, if you want to read anything I wrote later in the day.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Now having said that, I enjoyed the post by Simmons. If he’s able to write like that, the site will be fine.
Agree. The baseball piece by Chris Jones wasn’t bad either.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
I’m as big a Simmons fan as there is but the site at first glance looks barren. Why not start by putiing more touhan a couple article. I’m still going to go to the site regularly because ithink he is a great writer and he has assembled a great group of writer. Don’t really care if. Tthe Hipster jealous sports blogger and blog commentators think he doesn’t have his fastball anymore.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Maybe not a question for the immediate future, but we spent a bit of time talking about running yesterday and I realized we have quite a few really fast runners on this blog. I imagine there are probably a few pretty good golfers, who played in college etc… I’m guessing I’m about average for TBL golfers (grad school has skyrocketed me up to a 9 index right now) but imagine there must be a few who played in college or something?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
I’m as big a Simmons fan as there is but the site at first glance looks barren. Why not start by putiing more touhan a couple article. I’m still going to go to the site regularly because ithink he is a great writer and he has assembled a great group of writer. Don’t really care if. Tthe Hipster jealous sports blogger and blog commentators think he doesn’t have his fastball anymore.
Were you drunk or having a stroke when you wrote this?
/realizes you were probably on your phone.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
So is this like English class in the morning and Math class in the afternoon?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Anyone read the Kolsterman piece? … It was a cool story … If that’s the kind of thing they’ll be posting (which I know they probably won’t) I’ll be going to read some stuff, no matter how uncool it is.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
I was wondering why it wasn’t more of a blog post format, but on the left it has a note about a blog on the way under the Grantland umbrella, of whatever you want to call it.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Not Jews Wu. Juice. Juice. no jews. Forget the juice. not jews. Yea yea wu/swedgin no jews and no san francisco cocksucker.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Yet, the site’s self-proclaimed “starting rotation” is Simmons and Klosterman, neither young nor by any means up and coming.
No ceilings
June 8th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
This is the second day this has been brought up. What does this mean?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
I’m not the biggest Simmons fan out there (enjoy his podcasts far more than his columns) but I was presently surprised at how the site looked today and enjoyed the majority of the columns.
/only one day
//let’s give it time
June 8th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Damn phone. Making people look stupid since 1999.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
I’m imagining that it will be quite some time before it develops into what it’s really going to be, and we can decide if we love/hate it. Also interested if there will be selected commenters/open (yeah, right) commenting, or no commenting at all… maybe just on the blog?
/looks around for a spare yellow star
June 8th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
I wonder if they are going to add all the writers in somewhere on specific blogs. Right now, the tabs seem like they are from the department of redundancy department.
There is a writers tab listing Simmons and Klosterman and their pieces. There is a Simmons tab, listing what he has written. Then there is a Klosterman tab.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
I AM GRANTLAND!!!!
/duffy
June 8th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
see, hoggin’ isn’t about quality or quantity, it’s more of a need based issue. or a bet with your friends. or a shit ton of booze.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
It’s kinda like Cougar Town in that regard.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Why not start by putiing more touhan a couple article
Thanks for nothing, German. This sentence will haunt my dreams for years
June 8th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Good use of a passive non-dangling participle. One good thing about Duffy, his post aren’t sloppy in grammar, whatever OSU their OSU content.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Thank you. It’s impossible to read duffy without hearing it Martin Prince’s voice.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
First impressions on “Grantland?”
Boring as fuck. Not a Simmons fan in any way so I sure as hell won’t go there for him. The rest of the site? Freaking YAWN.!
June 8th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
How long of shits do you guys take? I have to take pee breaks during a Simmons reading. You guys need to eat more fiber.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
He essentially said “I don’t know either, so lets let it grow organically” in the introductory piece.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Every once in awhile when you click on a picture it takes you to a page much like this with just the picture as the content of the “blog page” it lets you comment and everything.
/at least until someone says something and one of the editors fixes it
June 8th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
How long of shits do you guys take?
After the peppers I had on my meatball sub today, I figure I’m in for at least 15 minutes of throne time when I get home today.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Be honest. Did you REALLY think there was any chance in hell you’d genuinely enjoy it, Mr. BSPN? Why bother?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
If there are a lot more posts/readers too soon… will there be a TBL post about PEDs?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
How long of shits do you guys take?
Are we talking the actual duration of time spent expelling waste from one’s body, or just the amount of time you’re on the can, alone with your thoughts?
/10-15 minute kinda guy
June 8th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
I like how clean grantlands site is. More sites need to learn that you can use white space to your advantage. Don’t collage it the fuck up like a 7 year old.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Agreed. I’ve never understood the male desire to shit forever.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Like a world within a world.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
I could certainly understand people that have kids using the bathroom as a mini vacation from the children.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
lolz
June 8th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
I’d say that this is not a healthy practice of avoidance.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
I think you either come from a 30-minutes on the can household or you don’t. What I don’t know is whether that’s a learned behavior or a dietary issue.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
An object at rest likes to stay at rest
/Science’d
June 8th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Thought it was a cool website. It’ll get better with time.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Sometimes it’s the only time you have quiet time.
/until they learn how to open the door
June 8th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
And we finally have new Simmons columns!!
/ can’t stand his podcasts
June 8th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Agreed. I’ve never understood the male desire to shit forever.
Sometimes, I have a shit where I spend more time wiping than I did shitting.
I dislike those shits.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Yes…and I can’t understand why you are always asserting otherwise.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Sometimes, I have a shit where I spend more time wiping than I did shitting.
I dislike those shits.
I call those shits ‘half-rollers.’ Those are the worst.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
15 minutes if I’m at work or first thing in the morning. other than that it’s in and out. if I spent 30 minutes on the dumper every time I went I wouldn’t ever get a damn thing done.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
I read that to be tongue-in-cheek showing a little bit of self-awareness from a guy who watches more CW programming than sports
June 8th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
(good concept, but do people other than women actually like reality TV?)
Yes…and I can’t understand why you are always asserting otherwise.
Agreed. Chopped and Pawnstars are two of my favorite shows on TV right now and both would be classed as “reality TV”.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Yea bathroom time can be very peaceful.
/takes beer showers
June 8th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
If people other than females watch Gossip Girl, then I’d assume people other than females watch reality TV.
/hates reality TV
//has to watch it with his wife
June 8th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
I enjoy at least 50% of the pods. The reality ones are crap, but I thought the Dilfer one was interesting; I enjoyed hearing his thoughts/comments on his own career. The preview ones and NFL ones are pretty good. Very often it’s just a 50 minutes distraction while I’m running/working. I can’t listen to ANYTHING as a primary source of entertainment, so my expectations aren’t very high.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
It’s definitely not a tongue-in-cheek statement. It’s a misinformed statement.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Well now, this is an entirely different animal.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
the only time I take long shits is at work. Being paid to poop is the best.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
So much for us being soul mates.
/picks up phone
//builds up nerve to call crm
June 8th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
What is this show? Is this a reality show? Pseudo-reality? Just a regular show? I don’t get cable and have heard this show mentioned a lot here, considering the title makes me think that our demographic would not be the primary viewership. Was someone from the show dating an athlete or something?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
The only reason you’re taking a 15-30 minute shit is because you took something in there to read. Read on your couches, hemorrhoids.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
/takes beer showers
/team beer in the shower.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
You guys are really dedicated to talking about shits.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
I’ve developed an unhealthy hatred for Alex the judge, like the other woman much better…also I’m pretty sure Scott Conant is a dick, congrats on being good at making noodles
June 8th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Never seen Chopped, but Pawn Stars is quite possibly the worst acted “reality” show of all time.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
It’s not a reality show, and it’s also not on cable. Blake Lively is now dating Leo, I don’t think she’s ever dated an athlete.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
The only reason you’re taking a 15-30 minute shit is because you took something in there to read. Read on your couches, hemorrhoids.
How would you know? Women don’t take dumps.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
How the fuck did shows like Ice Road Truckers and Cops make it on TV if only women liked reality shows?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
I’ve developed an unhealthy hatred for Alex the judge, like the other woman much better…also I’m pretty sure Scott Conant is a dick, congrats on being good at making noodles
She’s OK. Geoffrey Zakarian strikes me as an asshole. But in Chopped All Stars when Aaron Sanchez asked him if he left any eggs for him in the dessert round, and Zakarian responded “Go fuck yourself” I enjoyed it thoroughly.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Ah, but Jessica Szohr is on the show, and she is Aaron Rodgers’ current flavor.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Never seen Chopped, but Pawn Stars is quite possibly the worst acted “reality” show of all time.
Don’t you dare try to ruin that show for me.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Ah, but Jessica Szohr is on the show, and she is Aaron Rodgers’ current flavor
Nah, my man. He hit that and quit it. He’s on to some San Diego bartender last I heard.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Nothing better for pregaming a night out.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
The Silver Fox is my guy on that show…was crushed when Aaron beat him in the All-Star episode
June 8th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
No need to qualify that one.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
The Silver Fox is my guy on that show…was crushed when Aaron beat him in the All-Star episode
He and Conant don’t like each other I don’t think.
I also like Marcus Samuelsson. The only black Swede I’ve ever seen in my life.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
This guy gets it.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Reality TV is here for the long haul and will be until networks can figure out a way to make shows cheaper than reality TV. I dont think that is possible.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
They don’t, saw them get testy just the other day…I like to think a drunk Silver Fox once called Conant Chef Boyardee which fueled the unpleasantness
June 8th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
It really combines two of my favorite activities. Drinking and washing my bean bag. And hey if I can get a good shit before hand well that right there is the bathroom triathlon.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
He’s adopted (Ethiopian by birth). Sorry to shatter the image.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Swede by adoption, not birth. What’s the name of the woman judge who tried out to be the new Iron Chef (not Alex Guarnaschelli)? Her personality is so awful I suspect she has asperger syndrome.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
1) Rather closed-minded not to at least check it out, no?
2) Apparently there will be other writers than Simmons, correct? Maybe those other writers and the subject matter will override my distaste for Simmons, hence the reason to check it out.
As it currently stands, it’s terribly boring.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
I think you mean trifecta…or you are exerting way too much effort.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
was marcus samuelsson just on iron chef america? corn battle with flay?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
He’s adopted (Ethiopian by birth). Sorry to shatter the image.
The image is quite intact. I figured he was either adopted or he had one black parent. It ruins nothing for me.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Did ESPN choose the name Grantland or Simmons? I was under the impression Simmons was spinning that he didn’t like the name.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
was marcus samuelsson just on iron chef america? corn battle with flay?
Was he black and cooked in the scandanavian style? If so, then that’s him.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
trifecta works I guess. But I like to think I am the best at those 3 activities thus triathlon.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Ok you’re telling me I missed a battle with Rick Bayless AND Marcus Samuelsson? What the fuck?! They always have on no name people with restaurants in Lincoln, Nebraska when I watch! Did Bayless win his battle by the way?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
They don’t, saw them get testy just the other day…I like to think a drunk Silver Fox once called Conant Chef Boyardee which fueled the unpleasantness
But why then did Zakarian go as a judge to Conant’s short lived show where he had two teams build a restaurant from scratch in 24 hours? That was Conant’s show wasn’t it?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
And adopted or not, Samuelsson is still the only black Swede I’ve ever seen.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Loved the Klosterman article. It was a cool story and even people that hate Klosterman can enjoy it since it doesn’t have his weird thoughts all through it. I’ll be stopping by more frequently, but I have no interest in seeing non writers (Dave Jacoby, freakin’ House) on that site.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
trifecta works I guess. But I like to think I am the best at those 3 activities thus triathlon.
You must really put some work into washing your balls.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
SG…it was marcus vs. flay, one on one. im pretty sure flay raped him too, unfortunately. between michael symon and hot dogs and flay and corn, methinks the chariman is fixing this shit.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Lost by a point. Those episodes with Bayless and Samuelsson are from season 1.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Iron Chef America is a pale imitation of the original Iron Chef. I loved that show.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
rinse rinse scrub scrub. rinse rinse scrub scrub. rinsing and scrubbing rinsing and scrubbing. Because I am an important man and my balls should be clean.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
kind of agreed, but ICA is still watchable TV.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
I haven’t seen what you’re talking about, stop ruining this made up feud for me
June 8th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
kind of agreed, but ICA is still watchable TV.
“Fukusan.”
“Yes go”
“I just talked with Iron Chef Kenichi and completely disagrees”.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
fine…i like ICA because i want to hate fuck cat cora. she’s just so smug…
June 8th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
I haven’t seen what you’re talking about, stop ruining this made up feud for me
24 Hour Restaurant Battle.
If it helps, they didn’t interact with each other and it’s entirely possible that Food Network picked the judges to be there and made Conant live with it.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
most definitely. I like or will tolerate most of the food channel shows. Except hungry girl. How the hell does that bitch have her own show.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
fine…i like ICA because i want to hate fuck cat cora. she’s just so smug…
I can get on board with this. Though I thought she was a lesbian.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
if it bleeds, i can fuck it.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
And adopted or not, Samuelsson is still the only black Swede I’ve ever seen.
Does Martin Dahlin count?
June 8th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Seems like a lot of stuff added this afternoon to Grantland, if someon one happened to not go back and check again since this morning.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
you’re right, ms. cora is indeed a lesbian
oh spencer, i didn’t know you could fit into someone’s nostril
June 8th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
I love that his acting on the show is even worse than his bad acting in movies.
June 8th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
lesbos indeed. but even lesbians need a good dicking every now and then.
June 8th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Rosie O’Donnell? No way in hell
Ellen and Portia? Yes please
June 8th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
lesbos indeed. but even lesbians need a good dicking every now and then.
The wording of this sentence makes it feel like it should be in an edition of Barlett’s Quotations.
June 8th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
What? Is this one of those scenarios where you are plowing Ellen because its the only way to get portia? 2 for 1 clam and oyster special if you will. but I dont really like oysters but I do love me some clams.
June 8th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Once you’ve done one, is a second really that big of a deal? You aren’t a serial killer (and the historical/nutjob title that comes along with it) until you kill like four people, and the penalty is basically the same for all of them, so the second/third murders are essentially freebies
June 8th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
YYSA, pretty much.
June 8th, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Long time lurker around these parts, recent joiner. I’ve always liked Simmons’ work and Grantland seems cathartic and full-circle-ish for him. He can do essentially what he wants and the WWL safety net isn’t too far away. We’ll see if he truly heads in a new direction …
/trying not to make a 3rdMan first impression
June 9th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
I keep seeing comments on the name, Grantland. Simmons, in a podcast last week even said he thinks the name is stuffy and he didn’t like it. ESPN chose it. It is alsmost like all the articles are looking to pick at Simmons. He is far from perfect and his niche audience isn’t like it used to be but he still does good work when he takes the time.
June 9th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
I’m not sure what all the critics want from him. In depth analysis, new angles every time? It seems like the major criticism is that his everyman shtick no longer applies ’cause he’s huge. That this somehow illegitimizes his work. I kind of like hearing what happens to a guy who maintained a fan’s/homer’s perspective while gaining the access of a big platform.
/haters gonna hate?