Lenny Dykstra Formally Charged With Possession of Cocaine and Ecstasy
Bored and severely broke retired baseball player Lenny Dykstra has been formally charged with a total of 23 felonies and 2 misdemeanors, including possession of cocaine and ecstasy. The charges stem from the search of Dykstra’s home back on April 14 when he was arrested for bankruptcy fraud. According to TMZ, also found during the search of the Twizzler-loving star’s home was Somatropin, better known as HGH. He’ll be arraigned in Los Angeles at some point this afternoon and his bail has been set at $500,000.
It’s worth noting that the last time we heard from Nails, he was attempting to break Doc Gooden out of rehab and interviewing housekeepers in the nude. At this point, Lenny’s life makes Game of Thrones look like an episode of Mr. Bean.
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June 6th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Bigger degenerate:
LT, Dykstra, Tyson or Pacman Jones?
June 6th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Pacman for sure. Lowest talent level out of the bunch.
June 6th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
I’d go LT, Dykstra, Lisk, Tyson.
June 6th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
All those years of having a cueball size of chew in his cheek should come in handy in prison.
June 6th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Bored and severely broke retired baseball player Lenny Dykstra has been formally charged with a total of 23 felonies and 2 misdemeanors, including possession of cocaine and ecstasy
Lenny knows Cousin Yuri? It’s a big party. You come. Pretty girls. Great pool. Lenny pick us all up in Bentley he bought from hockey star with wife who was in Police Academy movies. Warm feeling, happy times for all.
June 6th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
+ 1 chubby bunny
June 6th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Does this guy know how to party or what?!
June 6th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
And yet, that still doesn’t answer for half of the insane shit Dykstra has said over the years.
June 6th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
No Leonard Little?
June 6th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
will never forget this guy got me drunk when i played that drinking game where you have a gulp whenever something happens. for him, it was every time a player made an adjustment to his uni/equipment.
you know what happened next…i had seven drinks before the count was 2-0
June 6th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
then he got on base, and i awoke with a parrot in my pants and smile on my face
/cup shift
//helmet shift
///batting glove pull
June 6th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
I’d go LT, Dykstra, Lisk, Ty
sonDuffy./Fixed
June 6th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
LT’s autobiography is amazing. It’s also about 43 pages of text if you adjust for typesetting, 90% of which is him bragging through a ghostwriter about what a degenerate he is. And that’s from before the whole buying an underaged prostitute thing. I’d go LT, Iron Mike, Lenny, Pac Man
June 6th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Nails is the best. Fantastic. Besides technodisco freaks, who does Ecstasy anymore? I just can’t see Lenny at a STS9 show.
I’m taking Tyson off that list, because it appears he has really changed. The other guys are still fucks.
June 6th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
I’m taking Tyson off that list, because it appears he has really changed. The other guys are still fucks.
Iron Mike doesn’t change, he just goes into hibernation.
June 6th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Wasn’t his son a top prospect?
June 6th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
i never did X, and now it’s too late. i mean it would be just my luck that it would be a bad batch or make me sexually assault a light post. if i wasn’t so responsible, oh the psychedelics I’d do. there was no anticipation like the time between putting a dot on the tongue or chewing some fungi and the moment you realize….it’s on!
June 6th, 2011 at 6:35 PM
Iron Mike doesn’t change, he just goes into hibernation.
/nods head
//kicks a rock
///walks away sheepishly.
June 6th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
I’m taking Tyson off that list, because it appears he has really changed. The other guys are still fucks.
Iron Mike doesn’t change, he just goes into hibernation.
+1 Face Tattoo
June 6th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
LT is first on that list or there’s no list. None of the other guys, with the exception of young Tyson, reveled in it the way he did/does.