Wayne Rooney’s Hair Transplant Should Be Inspirational

Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney confirmed on Twitter this morning that got a hair transplant. Presumably, a full head of hair is his way of thanking his wife Coleen for sticking with him through the whole prostitute thing.

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. I’m delighted with the result.

It’s still a bit bruised and swollen when it dies down u will be first to see it. Anyone recommend any good hair gel. Haha

Hi all let’s try and get #hairwego trending

Rooney should be an inspiration to young balding men everywhere. (*nods at Kate Middleton’s husband*) Hopefully, this allows Jeremy Piven to step up and explain why Ari Gold has more hair than Droz. And maybe LeBron can get an afro transplant so he doesn’t have to keep sneaking that massive headband to the North.

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16 Responses to “Wayne Rooney’s Hair Transplant Should Be Inspirational”

johndewar Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 12:34 PM

I knew a guy in college that did this…..went away on Xmas break and came back the next semester with hair all of a sudden. Jarring.

Bob Chipeska Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 12:39 PM

shaving mine off is was the best move I ever made. Just make sure to have a little facial hair (soul patch for me) so you don’t look like a peeled potato

Senator Jersey Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 12:52 PM

And maybe LeBron can get an afro transplant

Mad racist. And I’m all about leaving comments on the pictures now.

Babar 2.0 Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 12:53 PM

On the main page, there is no break between CRMs writing and Rooney’s quote. I figured Hernia’s legendary hair had finally gotten to CRM.

Stephen Douglas (CRM!) Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 12:57 PM

Commenting on pictures… there’s going to be opportunity for Easter Eggs in the future.

Senator Jersey Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 12:58 PM

Commenting on pictures… there’s going to be opportunity for Easter Eggs in the future.

/fistpump

Vote Kreese in 2012 Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 1:10 PM

Are we going to get a USA/Spain post later today?

cracker jack Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 1:10 PM

Kudos to this guy for owning it.. nothing to be ashamed about, you had a problem and you took care of it. Your move, Tom Brady.

starkweather Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 1:15 PM

Brady’s getting a weave

Geeezeus Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 1:31 PM

Season tickets in Winnipeg opened to the general public today. They hit the 13K target (after about 7K in presales) in under 10 minutes.

TheBigLead Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 1:34 PM

Got your latest emails about 3rd man, guys. Had to take the kid to a church strawberry festival, will handle matters later. Not sure what this cat’s problem is or why he’s trolling so hard

Senator Jersey Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 1:39 PM

Got your latest emails about 3rd man, guys. Had to take the kid to a church strawberry festival, will handle matters later. Not sure what this cat’s problem is or why he’s trolling so hard

/pulls freshly sharpened banhammer out of sheath

bstr0142 Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 1:43 PM

Season tickets in Winnipeg opened to the general public today. They hit the 13K target (after about 7K in presales) in under 10 minutes.

I had no doubt they’d reach it, but that fast is pretty incredible. Good for them.

ButtersBC Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 1:50 PM

Got your latest emails about 3rd man, guys

Careful kids, snitches get stitches

Gaseous Clay Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 2:21 PM

Had to take the kid to a church strawberry festival,

i’m sure the kid had the time of his life. Never even got out of the bucket, most likely.
At next year’s mandatory strawberry festival, make sure to wear running shoes. that kid will be everywhere, and in a hurry.

José Says:
June 4th, 2011 at 8:19 PM