Jack Edwards Compares Alex Burrows To His Child Biting His Wife’s Breast

NESN’s Jack Edwards was on WEEI’s Big Show with Glenn Ordway and Michael Holley. Edwards went on a three minute rant about how Alex Burrows knew he bit Patrice Bergeron’s finger because his daughter once bit his wife’s breast when she was breast-feeding and his daughter knew she was wrong. As far as radio rants go, it’s pretty calm, but worth a listen. I think Edwards even offers to bit Burrows’ grandson at the end. I’m really not sure where the metaphor ends. [Fang's Bites]

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29 Responses to “Jack Edwards Compares Alex Burrows To His Child Biting His Wife’s Breast”

cracker jack Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:20 AM

Jack, you are one crazy son of a bitch.

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:23 AM

He was always so normal on SportsCenter.

ms621 Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:25 AM

because his daughter once bit his wife’s breast when she was breast-feeding

/adds another reason to the list ‘Why it’s great to be a man’.

Geeezeus Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:29 AM

I don’t even know what to say, that video was odd.

SouvenirCity Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:30 AM

Should have been suspended.

Chief aka James Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:30 AM

This counts as the hockey post for the day, right?

BFFredo Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:31 AM

Jack Edwards is awesome.

bstr0142 Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:32 AM

That’s just weird. This thing has been so overblown it’s ridiculous.

Geeezeus Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:33 AM

Anyone else watching the slave auction (aka the NHL Combine) today?

/knows the answer

YYSA Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:33 AM

You’re not a woman until you have long chewed up nipples.

louis ck.
nsfw language unless your boss is al swearengen

Chief aka James Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:35 AM

Nadal wins in straight sets. Now (part of?) the Federer/Djokovic match.

SouvenirCity Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:35 AM

That’s just weird. This thing has been so overblown it’s ridiculous.

Had he been given 5 and the gate in Game 1, it wouldn’t be. 2 minute minor isn’t sufficient.

Geeezeus Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:36 AM

Had he been given 5 and the gate in Game 1

For what exactly? Each of the officials stated that they didn’t see it.

Hoof Hearted Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:36 AM

Anyone else watching the slave auction (aka the NHL Combine) today?
/knows the answer

Yes. Gotta see who we grab with that extra second round pick!

bstr0142 Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:37 AM

2 minute minor isn’t sufficient.

4 minutes, and as far as I’m concerned, if Bergeron is going to stick his hands in someone’s face and mouth what does he think is going to happen?

cracker jack Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:38 AM

For what exactly? Each of the officials stated that they didn’t see it.

And yet they saw the effects (bloody fingers)

bstr0142 Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:38 AM

Each of the officials stated that they didn’t see it.

Plus one of the officials apparently said there was no cut like Bergeron said there was.

SouvenirCity Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:38 AM

“Typical, pulling hair and biting people. Sort of like a little girl,” Bolland said. “But things happen during games. Stuff like that isn’t meant for hockey. So some of those things have to be taken care of.”

Fabulous Weapon is right, you know.

Hoof Hearted Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:39 AM

4 minutes, and as far as I’m concerned, if Bergeron is going to stick his hands in someone’s face and mouth what does he think is going to happen?

Agreed. It would be like if Chara had sprained his shoulder for throwing Pacioretty into the stanchion and then complained about it.

Geeezeus Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:40 AM

And yet they saw the effects (bloody fingers)

I’m not defending Burrows here, we all now he bit him. But, point me to the rule that states they should call a penalty for that? They miss highsticks that draw blood too.

johndewar Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:40 AM

As far as radio rants go, it’s pretty calm, but worth a listen.

The tone might be calm, but in terms of being over the top, it’s everything I’ve come to expect from Jack Edwards.

SouvenirCity Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:41 AM

Hopefully Burrows and Berge just drop the gloves in Game 2 so this can just be settled like gentlemen.

Geeezeus Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:42 AM

Hopefully Burrows and Berge just drop the gloves in Game 2 so this can just be settled like gentlemen.

Who would surrender first?

Hoof Hearted Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:43 AM

Bergeron doesn’t need yet another concussion. I am sure his brain is like mashed potatoes already.

bstr0142 Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:44 AM

Hopefully Burrows and Berge just drop the gloves in Game 2 so this can just be settled like gentlemen.

Not going to happen (obviously) but I do hope this after the whistle stuff just goes away. The Canucks have been good this year not getting caught up in it all year, and everytime they do it costs them (see: last year’s Chicago series)

SouvenirCity Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:45 AM

Who would surrender first?

Vigneault.

Oh, you said surrender. I thought you said bitch and moan until they get their way. My bad.

/read Toews evaluation yesterday, saw the SH goal
//the hate is back

bstr0142 Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:49 AM

/read Toews evaluation yesterday, saw the SH goal

I actually saw some pretty respectful comments from Toews the other day on ESPN about that series. Course he says he’s still not rooting for the Canucks, but I can understand that.

SouvenirCity Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:51 AM

Toews has tremendous respect for your goaltender. Fabulous Weapon hates everyone on that roster. I think the feeling is mutual though.

Kaner just likes to ravage your women. Hasn’t really been seen on the ice against them since the hatty in ’09. I think the Canucks love him now because he’s turned soft against them. However, that black eye that Kesler gave him might spark something next season.

bstr0142 Says:
June 3rd, 2011 at 11:59 AM