Emmanuelle Chriqui… remember this girl from Mad Men? … Troy Aikman, who is going through a divorce, put his house on the market for $24 million … do any Republicans want to run for President? … sheep meat seized at Dulles AirportiPads not permitted in Yankee Stadium … here’s Christine Martin … wonder if anyone has caught the “agitated beaver” terrorizing a town in Canada … Julianne Hough was filming a commercial on the beach … anyone grab Lady Gaga’s new album for $0.99? … the Joplin tornado death toll is at 116, making it the deadliest US tornado since 1953 … DNA likely to do in DSKPilot error doomed Flight 447

Everything you wanted to know about the new 9 am Sportscenter anchor, Kevin Negandhi. [Inquirer]

Sad: Top Junior hockey goaltender, 15, dies after falling out of a truck. [Freep]

Portland owner Paul Allen fired GM Rich Cho after 10 months due to a “chemistry” issue. [Oregonian]

Here’s Dan LeBatard on Charles Barkley’s love/hate relationships with Miami. [Herald]

More on the Gold Cup snubs. [Soccer by Ives]

Louisville and Rick Pitino picked up a nice transfer: George Mason’s Luke Hancock, who will have two years of eligibility left. [Courier-Journal]

Video of two transit officers in DC yanking a guy out of a wheelchair and injuring him. [My Fox DC]

State of the Redskins (and football?): John Beck has become a cult hero in Washington DC. Dan Steinberg deserves full credit. [Sun]

Jackass who predicted the world would end last Saturday says he was off by five months. October 21, 2011 is the new “rapture” day. [IBT]

I am beyond sick of Harvey Updyke. The tree poisoner who is basking in his 15 minutes before a trip to jail, spoke to Wright Thompson. [ESPN]

Who are the most searched-for sportswriters in the country? [Clay Travis]

Murray State promotes assistant coach Steve Prohm to top spot, taking over for Billy Kennedy, who left for Texas A&M. [Courier-Journal]

Rice High School, where Felipe Lopez and Kemba Walker starred, is closing next month. [NY Post]

Why would anyone still want to believe in that fraud Lance Armstrong? [Star-Telegram]

Tim Thomas of the Bruins made a pretty ridiculous save last night.

George Bush does absolutely nothing to avoid this foul ball off the bat of Adrian Beltre; A.J. Pierzynski can’t quite haul it in.